Hi, My name is JadeDragon220.

For whoever's reading this, I hope you weren't expecting something clever. Because my thinking is a lot like thawing meat, takes awhile. You can call me Jade, JD, or Future Empress of the Universe.

I've been a member of Fanfiction.Net for three years now. That's weird, man. I feel old. O.O

Favorite Shows:

Secret Saturdays
Smallville
Batman: The Brave and the Bold
Young Justice
Justice League Unlimited
G.I Joe Renegades
X-Men Evolution
Wolverine and the X-Men
X-Men TAS
Supernatural
Green Lantern TAS
Avatar: The Last Airbender
The Legend of Korra
Red vs. Blue
Supernatual:

Favorite Characters:

Remy LeBeau/Gambit: X-Men. That includes every show and the movie. He will be my husband one day.

Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver:

Doyle Blackwell:

Oliver Queen/Green Arrow: His beard looks sharp enough to be used as a murder weapon.

Roy Harper/Speedy/Red Arrow: I'm not talking about YJ's Arsenal. He hasn't won my love yet.

Lian Harper/Red Hood(in the future alternate comics) Lian is now on YJ. I am unbelievably happy about this.

Artemis Crock/Artemis: Spitfire.

Wally West/Kid Flash/Flash: Spitfire.

Robin/Dick (Richard) Grayson:

Shana O' Hara/Scarlett:

Conrad Hauser/Duke:

???/Snake Eyes:

Nicky Lee/Tunnel-Rat:

Raven:

Toph: The Melon Lord.

Tahno: I have an obsession with his hair.

Mako:

Korra:

Pabu: His name means "Puffball."

Bart Allen/Impulse: Crash.

Dean Winchester:

Sam Winchester:

Castiel:

The Red Team:

The Blue Team:

The Freelancers:

Favorite Pairings:

Romy: Rogue and Gambit/Remy.

Spitfire/Waltermis: Kid Flash/Wally and Artemis.

SuperMartian: Superboy and Miss Martian.

Red Arrow/Cheshire: Red Arrow and Cheshire.

Catwoman/Batman: Catwoman and Batman.

Green Arrow/ Black Canary: Green Arrow and Black Canary.

S/D: Scarlett and Duke

S/S: Scarlett and Snake Eyes.

X23/Julian Keller: X23 (Laura Kinney) and Julian Keller.

Favorite Character Quotes: (fav character) (Character they're interacting with, if there is one.)

Duke: (Looks at Scarlett's fake pregnant belly) How long have I been inside?
Scarlett: Funny

COBRA goon: This is a secure COBRA facility, where's your ID? (Snake Eyes knocks out both guard with a blow tube, Duke picks up ID card from the unconscious man's chest)
Duke: Here's mine.

Roadblock: How about you, Snake Eyes? Do ninjas celebrate the holidays at the dojo?
Tunnel Rat: Yeah, they take the star off the tree and throw it at each other.

Scarlett: I'll try to divert the power. (Coyote's hologram turns off)
Tunnel-Rat: Wanna try diverting it back into 'not-sticking-out-like-a-sore-thumb-mode?

Scarlett: Tunnel-Rat? What’s your status?
Tunnel-Rat: Cold, cranky, and comin’ at ya.

Ripcord: Why don't you crawl out of those die hard over hauls so we can work this out freak to freak? Cobra Commander: Why would I want to battle you, Patient X? When you represent the future of all humanity.
Tunnel Rat: Ripcord is the future? We're doomed.

Wolverine: I know what happened to you. No one should have to go through that, especially a child.
X23: I am not a child!
Wolverine: You are! Even thought they tried taking that away from you.

Wolverine: But why come after us?
X23: Not them, just you.
Wolverine: I don't understand.
X23: This is your fault, everything I am is because of you!

Black Canary[after sparring with Kid Flash] Good block, but did anyone see what he did wrong?
Robin: Ooo. Ooo. He hit on teacher and got served?
Kid Flash: Dude!

Robin: Help me disassemble him! NOW!
Kid Flash: Dude. The guy has no head.
Aqualad: Don't take any chances!

Robin: So Speedy, you in?
Speedy: Pass. I'm done letting Arrow and the League tell me what to do. I don't need a babysiter or a clubhouse to hang out with the other kids. Your Junior Justice League is a joke. Something to keep you busy and in your place. I don't want any part of it!

Robin[Flying in M'Gann's ship] Incredible.
Wally: She sure is... I-I mean the ship. Which, like all ships, is a she.
Robin: Fast with the speed, not so much with his mouth.
Wally: DUDE!

Robin: Finally! Luckily Batman isn't here. He'd have my head for taking so long.
Kid Flash: Seriously, that's what you're worried about? The whole League will have our heads after tonight!

Artemis: Seen Kid Flash on the news. He doesn't wear black.
Kid Flash: Uh, little unclear on that myself. What about you? Green Arrow fixation?
Artemis: [Noticing her costume] WHO PUT ME IN THIS?
Kid Flash: Wow. I am not touching that with a 10 foot - uh, so you know how to us that bow?
Artemis: Yeah, my dad taught me... DAD! He must've done this. Another of his stupid tests.
Kid Flash: What kind of test?
Artemis: He probably wants me to kill you.

Miss Martian: [Telepathically] Don't worry, I'm almost there.
Artemis: Did you just hear a girl talking in your head?
Kid Flash: Girls are always on my mind, but they're not usually talking.

Kid Flash: [Playing with his stealth suit activator] This is so cool.
Artemis: We look ridiculous... Quit touching yourself!

Kid Flash: So, I'm your ninja boyfriend, huh?
Artemis: Hey! Amnesia, remember? Completely forgot how *truly* annoying you are.
Kid Flash: Oh and you're the goddess of congeniality?
Robin: [Entering] Yeesh. Get a room!

Kid Flash: [to Artemis] This was all your fault. You were on the perimeter! How'd that Shadow get in?
Miss Martian: That's not really fair. I was outside too.
Kid Flash: Outside... being distracted by her. Besides I can't be mad at you. [Telepatically] You gave me mouth-to-mouth.
Miss Martian, Aqualad, Artemis: We heard that!
Kid Flash: Dang it!

Green Arrow: [about Artemis] Um, she's my new protege.
Kid Flash: Wha-what happened to your old one?
Computer: Recognize. Speedy. B-06.
Red Arrow: Well for starters, he doesn't go by Speedy any more. Call me Red Arrow.
Green Arrow: Roy - you look...
Red Arrow: Replaceable.

Aqualad: [after Kid Flash runs into a barrier] We're cut off from the street.
Kid Flash: Thanks. my head hadn't noticed.

Green Arrow: Roy, you just need to be patient.
Speedy: What I need is respect. They're treating us like kids. Worse, like sidekicks! We deserve better than this...(no one speaks) Speedy: You're kidding, right? You're playing their game? Why? Because you think they play fair? Today was supposed to be 'the' day, step one in becoming full-fledged members of the League.
Kid Flash: Well, sure, but I thought step one was the tour of the HQ.
Speedy: Except the Hall isn't the League's real HQ. I bet they never told you it's just a false front for tourists and a pit stop for catching zeta- beam teleporter-tubes to the real thing, an orbiting satellite called the Watchtower. Green Arrow: I know, I know, but I thought we could make an exception. Or not.
Aquaman: You're not helping your cause here, son. Stand down or...
Speedy: Or what? You'll send me to my room? And I'm not your son!
Speedy: [at Green Arrow] I'm not even his. I thought I was his partner, but... not anymore.

Artemis: Kaldur's uh, nice, don't you think? Handsome, commanding. You should totally ask him out.
M'gann M'orzz: He's like a big brother to me. But you know who would make the cutest couple? You and Wally. You're so full of passion and he's so full of...
Artemis: It?

M'gann M'orzz: Having trouble. Maintaining altitude... I'm so hot.
Wally West: You certainly are.
Artemis: WALLY!
Wally West: Hey! Inches about sizzling death. I'm entitled to speak my mind!

Kid Flash: "You here to help us or fry us?"
Superboy: "Huh. I don't seem to have heat vision, so I guess helping is my only option."

Robin: If like is the opposite of dislike, is aster the opposite of disaster?

Raven: Evil beware, we have waffles.

EPIC RANDOMNESS!!!

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon."

"What's behind this door? -opens it- ...another door. Hilarious."

"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt." "So what do the other 59 of them do? Tickle?"

They locked you in?" "No, I locked THEM out! Why must you always see these things backwards?"

I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.

I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

Earth is full. Go home.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's true, blonds do have more fun. But brunets remember it in the morning.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"Never memorize something that you can look up."

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse."

"The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"The trouble with real life is that there's no background music."

"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts."

"I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Computers make very accurate mistakes. (22=3 Calculated in 0.000000001 seconds)"

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."

" If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"

"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."

"OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric."

"I tend to think in simple, clear terms that are wrong."

"Yo-yo: an object occasionally up but normally down (See also: computer)."

"Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything."

"I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa."

"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."

"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."

"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass"

"I'm not awesome, you just suck."

"IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!"

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!