hey dudes!!! hope everyones all deliriously happy or at the very least delirious (note: mind enhancing drugs are BAD for you) i also want to tell you that the all knowing slug of wisdom smiles upon you (and sometimes blinks in morse code)

i have to go to school tomorrow yay!! oh the joy of adolecence! as if experimenting with various things that our parents think we dont know about wasnt hard enough. i would like to anounce to the whole world that this is my last year of school 12 years gone!!

oh and you can read some other stories that i have written with McG (there arent any yet, we ran into some creative differences over a certain slug who blinks in morse code)

i have burns on my arms!! its not what you think i dont set fire to myself or anything (mmmm burns) i just have been doing welding (yet anouther random comment that im sure you care about)

if any of my buddies read this (yes including God, who is sometimes a slug who talks by blinking his eyes in morse code) i would like to say high!! (as in hi but written as high!! hah i crack myself up)

austin powers rocks!! so do matches (mmm burns) i got hot sparks down my pants (mmm burns) that actually hurt worse than you would imagine.