Hello! we are the Tsar and Servant, a duo of buddies that created this account for posting a book we wrote after performing "The Great Flying Ship of Ivan the Impossible".

The original play belongs to it's original owner- along with the characters: The Tsar, Servant # 2, Servant #1, The Tsarina, Ivan, the flying ship, the castle, the dirt, the banana, the tub, and the beginning outfits. Everyone/everything else belongs to us :)

Le great and powerful intro:

Servant: Greetings! I am Sirlick, the Tsar's highest servant. I come from a far away place, one that lays in the deep land of Russia-

Director: No you don't. You're just an actor that lives in the-

Servant: AH- my actor does, but I am SERVANT SERLICK, the highest rank fighter AND servant for the great and powerful Tsar!

Director: Speaking of which- Where is the Tsar- well, the actor?

Servant: Rodenstein? He's with his Banana wife in the back.

Director: For Pete's sake! I hire him for acting the part and he literally becomes the character!

Servant: Isn't that what you wanted?

Director: NO! Well... YES! But I- ACK WHATEVER.

stomps away*

Servant: HEY WAIT COME BACK! *starts laughing* WE STILL have to do the... Never mind.

Tsar walks in*

Tsar: What's going on?

Servant: We were supposed to start the acting today- but I guess not.

Tsar: Where's the Director?

Servant: he went back to his trailer I think.

Tsar: Well we could act it without him couldn't we? I mean, we have the lines memorized.

Servant: I...guess that's not a bad idea.

Tsar: Of course it isn't! I was the one who came up with it!

Book out soon! Read to find out the whole story- includes funny and derpy moments, as well as Violence, action, and heart pounding, suspenseful battles, and real tear jerkers for those who enjoy that kind of stuff! :) Comes in Chapters and includes an extra chapter or two for bloopers such as the one you just read up above :) Please rate our chapters and tell us whatcha think! :)