--PIECES--
I like reading Harry Potter Fics, unfortunately I'm crap at them. However, I do hope to write supernatural/fantasy fics, as everything to do with witches, vampires, dragons, hybrids, and cats fascinates me. I am aiming to write at least one slash. I'm writing a series of stories: Ick's Lot, based on a sweet, innocent witch called Angelick. Awww. Well Forever till Eternity WAS up, but FF DELETED the fucking story!! I don't even KNOW why...
gurrr. Looks like I'll have to post it up again.
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--RANDOM STUFF--
"What are you doing?"
"I'm sticking my finger in your ear."
"But that's not my ear!"
"That's not my finger..."

PENIS PIE!!!!!

Pieman pieman won't you marry me?
...So I could have pie for tea...

TYPICAL MEAL AT LA WEINER RESTURANT

STARTER
Penis Soup
OR
Cock-tail

MAIN
Penis Pie
OR
Penis Pizza

DESSERT
Penis Split (Chocolate covered penis)

NEVER GO NEAR PYLONS!! Just because it sounds a bit like "pie-lon", doesn't mean there's hot and tasty fun to be had.
Only a dick plays with pylons.
Sponsored by the electricity marketing board.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Here they are all standing in a row
BIG ONES
SMALL ONES
SOME AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD!!!
And I can't remember the rest of the words...blah blah blah.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to own a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to have a dick
From the tiniest (something something)
To the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your willy of john-thomas
Hooray for your one-eyes trouser snake

Please I AM VERY TIRED!!!! I HAVE SUFFERED A BLOW TO THE HEAD
Of course I am going to talk SHIT!!!!

Lalalalalala I like pie
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO