Sex: Female.
Age: X. 3(5^2)-(X+1)=6^2-[(5-2)+(-67+70)]
Country: U.S.
Favorite Fandom: The usual-Harry Potter. Though I'm thinking about doing a 1984 piece.
Appearance: This has no effect on my writing, and therefore you do not need to know it.
Name: I am paranoid about disclosing my real name (plus I hate it) so just call me Kelpy.
Type of Fics I write: Short, generally. Angst. I LOVE angst. Ergo it's mostly short angst. But there's always the occasional snippet of humor or fluff.
Random Fact: I have an empty marshmallow fluff jar that I use to store excess fluff. (You know how they have the word 'Fluff' imprinted on the glass? O_o.) I open it only when my writing threatens to plummet into the realm of pointless angst. (You know, when your characters start getting kidnapped, beaten, and murdered for no reason except to torture your readers. Not a pretty sight.)

Alright, I don't have much stuff here. I've got a bunch of poetry over on fictionpress if you'd like to check it out.
http://www.fictionpress.com/~kelpylion (URL now corrected)

WARNING: As of this moment, everything here is pre- OoP, but most of my fics were not affected by it. The only thing that is out-of-sync with canon is 'Perfect Deception,' but it's still my most highly recommended piece.