Name:Jennifer

Birthday: March 10

Naruto

NaruHina(NarutoHinata)

Sasusaku(SasukeSakura)*Favorite of them all*

Nejiten(NejiTenten)

KibaIno(don't hate)

ShikaTem(don't hate)(ShikamaruTemari)

AsumaKur(AsumaKurenai)

KakAnko(KakashiAnko)

Inuyasha

Inukag

Mirosango

Cased closed

Rachel and Jimmy

Ami and Conan

Jimmy's parents

Dragon ball Z

Gohan and Videl* My favorite of them all*

Goku and Chi-Chi

Vegeta and Bulma

Krillin and Android 18

Trunks and Pan

Nana

Ren and Nana K

Reira and Shin

Haichi and Nobu

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sasuke: No

Sakura: Do you even like me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you want me in your life?

Sasuke: No

Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says
The reason why you're never on my mind is because you're always on it.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you in my life is because I need you in my life.
The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason why I chose my life is because you are my life.

When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons

I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day

Karin so fat even Naruto don't believe it!

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Hell is full of musical amateurs

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

-sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

God must love stupid people...he made so many

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

Sometimes all we need are each other

Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...

Pixie sticks! Cause not every kid can afford crack!

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!

When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?

Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?

We are the people our parents warned us about!

Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job? YOU ARE NOW!!

Someone told me its illegal to kill someone for pissing you off...crap...!

I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen! (Yeah and they probably start it too..)

RAWR!! That means I love you in dinosaur!

Grant me the serenity to accept things I can not change... And the shovel to hide the bodies of those who piss me off...

Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”.

Lets play Simon Says! Simon Says... GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

You and me are friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass!

I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a... aww who am I kidding!

When a boy tells you to “Suck It!” Just smile and say “Sorry but my mother told me to never put SMALL things in my mouth!”

If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( I know a lot of these people... now where are those stairs...? )

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

Ne the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says “Oh crap she's up!”

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid!

They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine!

It better to have loved and lost then to live with the PSYCHO the rest of your life!

Only You!... can help me hide the bodies!

I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!

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Favorute quotes: ( _ )

"If you know you can, then you can. If you know you can't,then you can't" from the book 'Sam the magic genie'

What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies-Aristotle

'There's more to life than just to live'

'In the ninja world, those who don't follow rules are trash. But those who abandon their friends are worse than trash'-By Obito Uchiha

Haruno Sakura
*Talking to Sasuke*
"On that day, you taught me that solitude is painful! I understand that so well right now. I have family, and I have friends but if you're gone... To me... It will be the same as being alone."

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love-Hubert Humphery.

We delight in the beauty of a butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. -Maya Angelou

The value of love will always be stronger than the value of hate- Franklin D. Roosevelt

It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friends his/her faults.-Henry Ward Beecher

A man travels the world in search of what he needs and returns home to find it-Goerge Moore

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends.-J.K Rowling

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow up to be.-J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.-Dr. Seuss

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living,

it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to

laugh at life's realities.-Dr. Seuss

The tie that holds the bond between two people is in your head, but the bond that holds people that truly love each other is in your heart

- KonoichiSakura

When you're married you get bonded by a red string that you think that can easily be broken but some people think that this red string is a red rope that never never come apart.-KonoichiSakura