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Joined 09-10-12, id: 4249590, Profile Updated: 10-13-12
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Hey ya'll everybody. my name's Uchimaki Raiden. I know, how original, right? *insert sarcasm here* I just started this new account cause my old one isn't working right. though I don't know what the hell happened. anyway, new account, new stories, neh? wanna Know my biodata? no? *sighs* I'm still going to say (write) it anyway...

Name: Uchimaki Raiden

Sex: oh...please..*coughs* I mean, Female

Age: 19 yrs Old with a brain of a 5

Hobbies: I love reading fanfiction, writing yaoi - specifically NaruSasu/SasuNaru, internet surfing, facebook, twitter. I'm a teenage girl, what do you think I'm doing? household chores? pft.

I am a very loud and dirty mouthed, fun to be with, easy going person. I love hanging out with my friends, laughing with them to the brink of hyperventilation and I just love human contact. -Hugging, people, Hugging. but, I also have my moments where I rather lay on my bed and just empty my mind, and It always happens whenever I'm stressed out and not feeling well. not physically but emotionally. *sighs*

I'm a huge VERY HUGE HUGE FAN of SasuNaru/NaruSasu whatever position I just love those two. I live with this pairing. so obviously that's the only pairing that I'm going to write. another one of my fave Yaoi couple is KakaIru, where Kakashi's the seme and Iruka is the cute little oozing of submissiveness Uke. *grins* I just love those two. oh, and of course, let's not forget NejiGaa/GaaNeji and ItaDei

well, aside for being obsessed with Yaoi, I really love Naruto. like from the bottom of my heart. there wasn't a day where I don't think about Naruto (the anime..:3) and I've been watching that since I was in 5th grade when it started coming out here in our country. and up until now, i still read the manga and watch it, but online though. :D I'm already on my last year in college and only 6 mos to go and I'll be graduating, but my love and dedication to Masashi Kishimoto-sensei's work will never graduate. I mean, come on, It's Naruto we're talking about. *grins*

Then if I'm not obsessing over Naruto, I'm an alternative/punk/pop rock chic. LOL. I love singing those songs instead of those pop taylor swift kind of things. and I tend to look for underground bands that are not yet, well, too mainstream. though I like a couple of them. and though I sing in our church...(weird right? I'm a choir but I write Yaoi. LOL) my voice is somewhat husky and a bit rocky and edgy. (does that even make sense?)

so all in all, I'm a Narutard Rocker chic. :D yay, ME!!!

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When Naruto Met Sasuke by mickeylover303 reviews
Collection of interconnected, college AU one-shots. 42. Nothing Else I Can Say: "You looked busy."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,559 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Long Way Home by Dashel reviews
A year after their prophesised battle Naruto and Sasuke meet up for the first time since then,coming to in a destroyed area of wood,no memory of how they got there,where 'there' is or if they can trust the other long enough to band together and get home.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 531,738 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., OC
Sasunaru Drabbles by Nano.yaoi reviews
My drabble collection of Sasunaru: fluff and humor, lemons, limes and kisses. You might want to skip the first 150 since I was really young when I started this collection and my writing has gotten a lot better since then :) 218th: Naruto at a lame consert and Sasuke watching after his cousins. Let the texting begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 218 - Words: 86,953 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 4/19/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Pulse by sapphirebleuy reviews
Naruto Uzumaki was studying psychology, searching for true meaning in people. Sasuke was studying photography, looking for ways to capture the beauty that eludes him. After a small encounter in the dark art room, Naruto finds himself intrigued by the pale enigma. Using a project to get to know him, he ends up learning more than he ever should, and falling for him along the way
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,353 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not your average onsen trip by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Oh Sasuke should have known something crazy was going to happen, because really, what other outcome could two "straight best" friends visiting an onsen have? The fact that he might end up enjoying it is beside the point. Perfect lemon challenge! Giftfic for adgxvnetu! Contains SasuNaru smutty goodness and you know you want it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,476 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Opposites Surely Attract by Infinite Vibrance reviews
AU!Now a short story. Good old personality swap. Sasuke's an outgoing playboy who's used to getting things his way while Naruto's the shy new guy who can't take the sexual hints Sasuke places at his doorstep. For a guy who's used to hitting the booty and running, Sasuke's sure spending a lot of time trying to get Naruto to notice him... First love, maybe? Ha. We'll see.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,212 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Blind by Kumori sensei reviews
Sasuke likes having "fun" with other men. On one of the days Naruto comes to get him from where he ends up stranded he brings him home and tends to him... but what will happen when one finds out the other is in love with him? Narusasu. I own nothing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Misunderstandings by Dashel reviews
After getting an anonymous love letter, Naruto wants to know who might have given it to him and what it might lead to or mean. But his ideals of romance get a little sidetracked when he realises that his ideal girl might in fact be his ideal guy instead after a game of proving a point where attraction is concerned goes a little too far.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,420 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Complementary Colors by Glow in the Rain reviews
[NaruSasu AU] Sasuke, a talented and excellent student at Konoha High, has a crush on Naruto, the school's gregarious star athlete. But he's too shy to tell him! What's a guy to do? Part 5 of 5. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,094 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Currently Under Construction by Fourangers reviews
When Naruto mysteriously disappear on a mission, Sasuke has to search for him and come to terms with his own feelings. NaruSasu and SasuNaru. After manga events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Damn Teme by WitchGoddess101 reviews
Naruto thought that he could run away from his feelings. But Sasuke wouldn't let him. Two-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,820 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke Says by FastForward reviews
Minato Namikaze took everything from the Uchiha family. Their money, their business, their home, absolutely everything. Now, Itachi and Sasuke are going to take it all back, and the only way to do that is to take what Minato holds dear. Payback's a bitch. (SasuNaru.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,093 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An accidental marriage by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Somehow Sasuke ends up proposing to his annoying flat-mate Naruto. And somehow, his family thinks it's for real! What is he supposed to do? Will this accidental marriage be Sasuke's demise or could something good actually come out of it? Eventual Narusasu :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 70,601 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Crazy About You by xrosepetalsx reviews
They didn't agree on much, in fact, they rarely agreed on anything at all. They fought all the time and they challenged each other everyday. But in spite of their differences, they had one important thing in common. They were crazy about each other…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
MAXEDOUT by Infinite Vibrance reviews
Sasuke-the biggest prick on the planet earth-Uchiha is nothing but a bastard in every way, shape, and form and yet... I still find myself loving him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 135,660 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasunaru Prom by NaruTriangle reviews
Naruto is going to tell Sasuke his feelings at seniour prom before he will leave the teme and everyone forever afterwards. But what happens when he sees Sakura together with Sasuke? One-shot, hope you like it. I'm not pro...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A strangers Smile by PimmyProductions reviews
Sasuke works on the streets and every night he sees a cheerful blonde who brightens up his day with a smile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Christmas Spirit by Jelp reviews
No one should be alone for the holidays. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trees Mean Presents? by 1Aryana reviews
Naruto is excited about Christmas now that he has a tree for the first time. Now Santa will get him something, right? Iruka sure thinks so. Large 'mentions' of KakaIru. Very Short again!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Only You by victimofmywoes reviews
I may not get all lovey-dovey with you, but that does not mean I don't crave the warmth of your hands on my skin. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tell Me You Love Me by HavenCraze reviews
Sometimes actions don't speak louder than words. Sometimes you need to hear someone's feelings to truly believe it. OneShot-NaruSasu-Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
New Kid by Seneijashu reviews
Summary: "The artistic, soccer stud goes to a party with his new mysterious classmate that he has helped out on his first day, the two go to a party together, kiss. That makes them confused about their feelings and butt heads but end up falling in love with each other. But, I'm only predicting the outcome of tonight's party and the future." Sakura grinned wickedly at Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,069 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Everything You Want by missbip0lar reviews
Naruto has been in love with his best friend for years. What will happen when said best friend sets him up on a date with a work colleague?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,811 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Racing Heart by Niveously reviews
Sasuke decides to go online and starts chatting with this Naruto guy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,988 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
SOMETHING BORROWED by blue is heaven reviews
Inspired from the movie Just go with it. SasuNaru so there are changes in the plot. Sasuke gets trapped in his own scheme and then drags Naruto down with himself, after all what are secretaries for anyway...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,130 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Page 234 or doing my uncle's publisher by Sandiclaws reviews
Somehow, Naruto get's roped into editing his uncle Jiriya's latest book before it goes to publishing. Left alone he becomes best friends with bottle of booz while he's supposed to be waiting for the publisher to pick up the manuscript when the doorbell rings. SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,712 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Clumsy by Eisfuchs reviews
She hadn't expected this change between them, but now, seeing his guilt, there was only one thing she could do. She would lie for his sake...AU, SasuFemNaru ThreeShot - Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,734 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
Filthy Little Secret by Angelas reviews
Sasuke's a wealthy professor at a private University. One night, he comes across a boy. A beautiful, homeless boy with the bluest of eyes. SasuNaru SHOTA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,289 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Itachi U.
My One Cheesy True Love by Praecipula reviews
NaruSasu. One-shot. Every time an Uzumaki marries an Uchiha, the latter dies. It was believe to be a curse. That was why, when Sasuke woke up with a blond man wrapped around him, he knew he was in for a deep shit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Serious Infatuation by Praecipula reviews
NaruSasu. One-shot. It was known all over the campus the crush Sasuke held for Naruto. Now it's the blond job to fight for his supposed-to-be princess against his best friend, family and one hell of a leech.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Legendary Playboy by Kaida Matsuki reviews
Naruto's infamous title attracts many lovers into his arms, captivating every one of his admirers, but what if his title was only that? Just a title. His false title that also lures smoldering onyx eyes into discovering his embarrassing secret - Being a virgin. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Crossing the invisible line by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have been best friends for a long time. Then one morning Naruto walks in on Sasuke relieving some tension, and does something he won't be able to take back. Will crossing the line result in a happy ending? NarutoxSasuke ftw!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Strangers on a Training Ground by Hikari M666 reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto, and he has the perfect plan to get him. "A favour for a favour, Hyuuga. You get Naruto to make a move on me, and I get Gaara to make a move on you." SasuNaru and GaaNeji, yaoi and language!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Greatest Actor by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's supposed to be the actor, so why is it Sasuke has to be the one to pretend he's not in love with him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,452 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Perfect by andReiki reviews
Everybody told him he was perfect; his wealth, looks and intelligence have convinced them so. Then why did he feel so insignificant next to the perfect blonde he couldn't help but love? When compared to his beauty, kindness and self sacrifice- Sasuke felt small. Beware of AU, OOC and BL.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/17/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Excavation by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
It takes a talk show for you to find out what's going on under your own roof. Sad, but that's what happens when the lies pile up to the ceiling. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No Choice by keikopanda102 reviews
Naruto has given up everything in order to save Sasuke's life- but why? Now, Sasuke is determined to find out what would make Naruto care so much about him after everything he's done. SasuNaru. Yaoi. After Shinobi War Arc. Plot and Romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,790 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Live, Learn & Love by Acherona reviews
Learning to live again after your loved one throws you away is hard, coping with some very unexpected news his harder and what will Naruto do when Sasuke suddenly wants him back? Happy SasuNaru Day!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,377 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shut Up and Kiss Me by Drops-Of-Emerald reviews
When they were young, Naruto was perfect for Sasuke's wild and sexual fantasies. Now, he's back and all grown up and Sasuke is pissed. NaruSasu fluff. SasuNaru bashing. Sorry fangirls ;D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For The Greater Good by dmnq8 reviews
"Sex? You all want me to have sex with him for your jobs?" Naruto hissed. AU, NaruSasu. Yaoi, lemon, oneshot. Submission for a fanfic contest on DA. Disclaimer in my Profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Hidden Desire by apiegohome reviews
After finishing a hard day of work, Naruto goes out drinking, but why for the love of God did he end up in bed with his boss? NaruSasu Yaoi - This has plot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,071 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Torque by CerealK reviews
‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sexual Assault by Vannahlove reviews
Sasuke threatens to charge Naruto with Sexual assualt AU NARUSASU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If Only by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Naruto catches pneumonia, and is blessed with Sasuke being his doctor. Instantly being attracted to the stoic man, Naruto plays hooky to continue to see him. But some things don’t always work as you plan. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,604 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Refractory Period by darkalbino reviews
That damn pink rabbit isn't the only one who can keep going and going, just ask Sasuke. NaruSasuNaru. PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No, You're Sexy! by Kantayra reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Middle of a Confrontation by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Wherein Sasuke tries a relatively smart and direct approach in winning the heart of possibly the biggest idiot that he's ever seen. Or, well, get the guy to go out with him. Subtlety be damned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 231 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nikujaga Life's Simple Pleasures by Kiya Sama reviews
Sasuke's love for cooking is something he would rather not share with anyone until he realizes that the simple act of eating with a loved one makes all the difference.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
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Action Speaks Louder Than Make Up reviews
What will you do if your parents insist on marrying you to a guy you don't even know? Easy, tell them you're a lesbian. After all, you are one. And what will you do if they don't care? Still easy, ask the guy that you'll be marrying to pretend to be gay. Just make sure that you're hundred percent accurate on your sexual orientation. Sasu/FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Stuttering reviews
Everybody knows that Uzumaki Naruto isn't the brightest crayon in a box so when he came up with a theory, even he can't believe how accurate it is. and that theory is that one Uchiha Sasuke stutters when he is in love. too bad it still doesn't change the fact that he is dense as fuck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,783 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bijuu Show reviews
In a normal University, Friday night is the night where the students will either throw a party at their houses or just go to a bar with their fake i.d's. some would just stay home and play video games with their buddies the whole night or have a movie marathon with their girlfriends'. But in Konoha University, it's different. Friday night is for The Bijuu show.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete