Hey everybody!

Hah! That's funny! Why do you think that anybody, let alone any large -no, plural- number of people would actually bother to read this? You haven't even writen a fanfic!

Shut up Ryuuki! Sorry my "friend" here needs to learn to SHUT THE FUCK UP INSTEAD OF INTERUPTING PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE WRITING A BIOGRAPHY!!! *snarls in a way that would make Tsume Inuzuka jelous*

Good job Kid I think you're improving.

Oh shut up! And don't call me Kid, I'll be turning 17 soon.

Well congratulations. I am literally over 100 times your age so I get to call you a Kid all I want.

Fuck. You. *pouts* I suggest you let me continue with my biography without interruptions or I will seal you back up completely without any interactions with the outside world. And yes that means that you wouldn't be able to go sex-up those female and male demon friends you are so fond of. I know you swing both ways!

*wimpers* Fine. I'll leave you alone for now. But I had better have a damned good reward for this afterwards.

Yeah, that's right! as long as you are sealed in my body you will abide by my rules!! *Victory dance*

Anyways, moving on.

So, I am just your average person, minus the sealed demon -dattebayo!- Yeah, he can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. Oh and if some of you think that is sick minded well you guys are just immature. Well I guess that makes me immature too... whatever I don't really care. And besides, if he ever tried anything like that I would cut his dick off, shove it up his anus, gouge his eyes out and replace them with his balls. He would heal obviousely but I would have had time to take many pictures and send them to all of his demon friends -or whatever- and he would never live it down -and when you're a pretty much immortal demon, never can seem quite long-. Moving on now, I am a person who loves to read fanfics and have great ideas of my own, but sadly, I haven't posted any stories as I am kind of new to this author thing. I do have a few drafts that I have started, but I have to finish them and they have to be good for me to actually post them. However, I will try to take up writing more avidly and post some stories. Probably some one-shots and a lemons to get started and then maybe some longer more plot-involving stories... so yeah. I guess this kinda does require me to give some basic information about me and all that jazz. here you go then...

Name: I bet you would like to find out! But you can just call me Chiba. I may also refer to myself as Yusuke in author's notes (when I finally do write a story)

Gender: Male (And yes, like Ryuuki, I too swing both ways. What's wrong with a little variety hmm? Oh and I am sooooo seme.)

Age: Almost 17. (16)

Hair color: Fire Red (yup! I'm a redhead!)

Address: Hahaha! If you really thought I would tell you, you must truly be brainless.

Favorite sport: Water polo

Favorite Manga/Anime: Naruto. absolutely no doubt. Although I've started watching Bleach and it's pretty good.

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Tiger (it's orange and black licorice. Hey it's actually really good! go try it. NOW!)

Favorite place to eat food: In the bedroom. off of Naruto & Kiba's naked body (Naruto). oh, Orihime and Matsumoto can come too (Bleach). hmm? what was that ? I didn't hear anything! Hahahahaha! *nervous laugh*

Favorite pairings: KibaNaru, NaruSasu, KibaSasuNaru. For some reason when Naruto is with Kiba AND Sasuke he is complete uke but when he is alone with Sasuke he is definetely the dominant one. Although that is pretty mush the only case he is a uke. I mean, he has it written all over his face! But I guess I just like to see ukes come on top, and just to see the look on Sasuke's face as he is pounded by the very person who he said would never be stronger that him and would amount to nothing. :p

Upcoming storry ideas: Well I don't have anything really official yet, but as soon as I do I will put it down here.

Alright, I guess this is the end! Say bye Ryuuki!

Why the fuck would I do that? Nobody would bother reading this anyways. I don't know why you even bothered with this.

Hahah! Please just say goodbye to these good people... BEFORE I RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!!! AND BY HEAD I MEAN THE HEAD OF YOUR FUCKING PENIS!! SO THAT I CAN SHOVE WHAT IS STILL ATTACHED INTO YOUR ASSHOLE AND MAKE ALL YOUR BLOOD SPURT OUT INTO YOUR BOWELS AND YOU'LL BE SHITTING BLOOD MONTHS!!! *shakes with rage*

Okay!!! Bye everybody!!!

You are so gonna get it when this is over Ryuuki!

*mouths words* SAVE MEEEEEE- *cut short by a harsh grip around the scruff of the neck by your's truly*

looks back to the public after giving Ryuuki the death glare* Alright! Bye everyone!!!

PS. I apologize for vulgar language. It's just difficult not to curse after having lived with some"one" like Ryuuki in you since almost, like, forever. :P