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 Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks you're beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad Follow her When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does When she misses you she's hurting inside When you break her heart the pain never really goes away When she says its over she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?" This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with book characters, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. I am that girl. When someone makes you mad remember this. It takes up to seventy muscles to frown but it only takes four to punch somebody. Remember you should never cry over a boy. If they make you cry, they're not worthy of you. And if they're worthy of you they won't make you cry. When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. Never knock on deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates it when people do that. The voices in my head may not be real but they've got some great ideas. You think the world is full of crazy people? Oh yeah? Really? WELL I'M THEIR LEADER! GET 'EM! It's you and me against the world. We attack at midnight. I like running with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every little second of it. 10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% demon child so you better be nice! If you keep telling me to be more like you and stop to smell the roses then I'll laugh when you inhale a bee. i'm bored with nothing to do and a baseball bat. *My friend* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who cares about hugs?!?!?!?! If i see you I'm gonna tackle you. yeah, i hit like a girl but you could to if you hit a bit harder. my imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem you cry i cry you laugh i laugh you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE! Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..." A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me. A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away. A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let's do it again!!" A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live. A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance. A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me. A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason there after me. A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me. Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight. A simple friend expects to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live" A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We messed up, huh?" Good friends dont let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things ALONE My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore. You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen.(Nooooo!) You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena). You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.(hehe, did that) You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!) Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians. You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(Horrible! Wrong plot, wrong characters, name something that wasn't wrong!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I have any experience.) When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. ~You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. ~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" ~You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo or Athena) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(No Way!) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama) You give friends and youself a godly parent, You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.(Are yu kidding, I bring them all with me!) You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy. You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about greek mythology.(Alredy Have!) You want to learn Latin. You copy/paste this onto your profile.(obviously) Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. (I got Hades!) You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. You own every single book.(duh) You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You call yourself a demigod. You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr.(they dont limp) 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. He looked at the girl 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? My epic case I got my earphones in. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? CSI: Miami 4. Without looking, guess what time it is? 9:30pm 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 9:27pm 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My Chemical Romance 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Looking in the garage at my dad’s old CDs 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Fanfics 9. What are you wearing? My black and white pinstrip shorts and Black tank top 10. Did you dream last night? I forgot. 11. When did you last laugh? When I was watching a My Chemical Romance interview 12.What is on the walls of the room you are in? Nothing 13. Seen anything weird lately? Nope 14. What do you think of this quiz? Funny but quite odd 15. What is the last film you saw? Gothika 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Ummmm... I don’t know.. What ever I can think off 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I like Chocolate 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? There are no backstabbers 19. Do you like to dance? Nope.. I is awful at it 20. George Bush: Stupid son of ares 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Bandit Lee 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Gerard You own a cell phone. You own something from abercrombie You own something from pacsun you own something from Hollister You own something from American Eagle You love/like going to the mall You own an iPod/MP3 player. You love Starbucks. You have been called a brat. You hate buying things that are on sale You have more than one house Total : 5 GOTHIC Black is one of your favourite colours. You have thought about death. (Who doesn't think about that?) You wear chains. You like heavy metal. (Depends. Who is it?) You've shopped at Hot Topic. You have worn black lipstick. Your hair was/is dark. You dislike preps. You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic. Total : 4 PUNK You can skateboard You've worn plaid. You like Converse You hate MTV You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (I wish!) You dislike pink. You hate/dislike preps. You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. Total : 6 GEEK You love the computer. You like Harry Potter You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts You get straight A's. You love/like reading. You were/are in band You don't care what you look like. You have a curfew. You always do your homework. You never miss school unless you're sick. Total : 3 EMO You cut yourself over depression You have been depressed. You have black rimmed glasses. (What does THAT have to do with being Emo?) You like the band Evanescence You cry easily You like emo music. You hate being called emo. You keep/have kept a journal/diary. You have written a sad poem you think emo guys are hot. (If we are talking about Nico, then YES!) Total : 6 GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. You are/was in a gang. You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. You swear once in a while or alot You have freestyled. You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. You can break dance Total : 0 HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music You love/loved the Ninja Turtles You never walk anywhere. You wear slip-on shoes. You wear/wore Vans. You like the band panic! at the disco You wear band t-shirts. People have called you a freak and meant it. You love to "hardcore" dance (ALL MUSIC) hair has been died more than 1 color (highlights!) Total: 6 ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. You collect your jerseys. you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. your garage consists of sports equipment You belong/belonged to a school team. You are going/did go to a sports summer camp You have a specific number Total : 1 What am I? I am... I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I HAVE HIGH GRADES, so I MUST have no social life. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I love READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems This is what I am, and I am proud to say so. Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this to your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, percyrocksmysoxs, percabethroxmysox, demigod-wannabe-love If you love nico, copy and past this to your profile IF YOU LOVE PERCABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. IF YOU HATE RACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: 1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. 2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. 3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. 4.You know which pages the good parts are on. 5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms. 6.You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. 7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. 8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo for me) 9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. 10.You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. 11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. 12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. 13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. 14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. 15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. 16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. 17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. 18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” 19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. 20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. 21.You dream about PJO every night. 22.You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What the Hades?" a lot) 23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room 24.You know PJO better then most sane people 25.You have links to every great PJO site 26.You add things to the list every day 27.You know what you would do if you were Percy 28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!) 29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian) 30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work 31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood 32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' 33.You are trying to learn Greek(HAHA! YEAH!) 34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. 35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. 36.You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (theres this kid at my tennis that looks like a 12 year old Percy. No joke!) 37.You have an instant crush on Nico! 38.You just have to research more about greek mythology 39.You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. 40.You want to learn Latin 42.You copy/paste this onto your profile 43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over 44.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to 45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO 46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree 47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed 48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them 49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess 50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this 51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41 52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list 53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things 54.You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism!! The one and only religion!! Girl: Do you think I'm pretty? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if i went away? Boy: No Girl: Would you do something for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you buy me something? Boy: No Girl: Would you choose my life over yours? Boy: No The girl then runs off crying, but the boy says to her (after he's caught her up!) I don't think you pretty, I think your beautiful. I don't like you because I love you. I wouldn't cry if you went away because I'd die. I wouldn't do something for you because I'd do anything for you. I wouldn't buy you something for you because I'd buy you everything. I'd choose my life over yours because you ARE my life! ( I copied this off someone, so if you like it, your welcome to copy!!!!!) So romantic!!! :) *sniff sniff* Katy Perry shot "Fireworks" from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud, That Rhianna became mentally confused and started running around saying "What's My name?" Willow Smith threatend to "Whip her hair" At Rihanna if she didn't shut up, then Ke$ha Came in defending Willow sayin "We R who we R". Justin Bieber had a "Baby" and Eminem came in, saying "I'm not afraid."Taylor swift said to Tinie Tempah "You belong with me" and Tinie Tempah "Passed out". It was dark so Labryinth said "Let the sunshine". Then ('cos it was so hot )Snoop Dog started 2 "Sweat". Nelly woke up saying "It was Just a dream!" 25 ways to annoy your parents 1. follow them round the house everywhere 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Pretend to have amnesia. 4. Say everything backwards. 5. Run into walls. 6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!" 8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder 9. Say all of the words in a film. 10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!" 11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm STUPID! 12. Talk to a pen. 13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time. 14. Try and climb the wall. 15. close your eyes and sing a song really bad and loud . 16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes. 17. Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say "Oh...I get it!" 18. Eat your hair. 19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people." 20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!!!" 21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!" 22. Pretend to be a phone. 23. Try to swim in the floor. 24. Tap on their door all night 25.Read this to your parents!! I'm a girlI push doors that clearly say PULL I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there I count on my fingers in math class I try to AcCoMpLiSh things with time still on the microwave I wish forLOVEevery 11:11,[I[Lie[Sometimes] to hide the pain I say its a long story when it's really not I fall in love too hard too fast -YES-I'M-A-GIRL-but thats more than it seems... My Sleeping Pattern is officially screwed up when school starts. Smile... it confuses people. According To Parents: don't let the door hit you on the way out hell, who am I kidding, I hope you fall down the stairs too. :D "They hurt her..." About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever taken the stickers off of a Rubics Cube and put them where they belong to make it look like you finished it copy and paste this into your profile. My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more. 25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES. "If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay." 26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." I love my mother! (these are just so LOL!!!) FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DANG! we screwed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME~." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool /college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Hey! drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Will confront you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:Will re-post this thang! (Hey! Don't look away! Put this on your profile now!!!!) You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when 1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV 2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live 3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention 4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them 5. You feel like burning the TRL building down 6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there 7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day 8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR 9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it. 10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance 11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!! 12. You lick pictures of Gerard, or any of the band members for that matter. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". Mikey Way can slam revolving doors. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice. Frank Iero can divide by Zero. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar. Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back off. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. Mikey Way can speak braille. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks. Jeeves asks Ray Toro. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow down. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!" Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now." Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please." If you absolutly love My chemical romance put this on your profile. |
