Mandarine Queen
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Joined 12-15-02, id: 310720
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.
Hello.
Glad to see you're all smiling. Oh hang on, YOU! You're not smiling. You'll need a frontal lobe lobotomy. Now now, it won't hurt much.

LOBOTMOMIZED READERS: But it's not so bad...they let you keep the piece they took out, see?

ahem* So yeah. This is basically a place of madness. Well, i AM still a struggling high school student, you'd be mad too if you went to school in a maximum security PRISON where you had to SUFFER THE PAIN OF LESSONS whilst wearing a hideous UNIFORM whilst- *is dragged away*

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A Day in the Life of reviews
Pretty Self Expanatory, The Day in the life of different types of LOTR Fans. I Might do a Harry Potter one later on. Anyway, read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Legolas
God Rest Ye, Merry Hippogriffs
Just a bit of Crimbo fun! My made up Lyrics to the carol mentioned in OoTP, 'God Rest Ye, Merry Hippogriffs.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Published: 12/21/2003