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Joined 06-07-15, id: 6832196, Profile Updated: 04-04-17
Author has written 13 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, and Scandinavia and the World.

NOTICE: As of now the majority of my stories (with the exception of Illegal Love) will be put on hiatus until further notice simply because I can't find any time for them now. Unless I can find time in the near future, I can assure anyone reading my stories that I will be back by late June (because that's when school is out). I hate to do this and I apologize, but I hope you all understand. Thank you.

Hej! Velkommen til min profil!

Hi to all of you interested in my profile! I'm dkfan24, nice to meet you. At the moment I mainly write only Hetalia and they will usually be Nordic centered or mostly Denmark, hence the username :)

Here's some stuff about me in case you're interested:

Country: USA

State: Illinois

Hobbies: writing, reading, piano, history, geography, listening to music, drawing, learning languages

Fav. Country: Denmark!

Fav. Bands: Nephew, Volbeat, One Ok Rock, too many to name really

Languages: English, Hebrew but my conversational abilities are horrible, and some Danish

Fav. Anime: Hetalia, OHSHC, Black Butler, Death Note, Soul Eater, and tons more

I'm very interested in the world and other nationalities and cultures, though my main interest lies in Scandinavia specifically Denmark. I plan on going there one day. So feel free to PM me because I love talking to people especially from other countries :)

Favorite APH Characters:

1. Denmark

2. England

3. Norway

4. Iceland

5. Prussia

6. Sealand

7. Romano

8. Japan


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast Hetalians: Try to cheer a country up to stop the rain.

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." Hetalians: "Why did England curse me again?"

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! Hetalians: "Mein Gott!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings Hetalians: Ask Italy to cheer them up.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! Hetalians: "Shut up or I will invade your vital regions."

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that Hetalians are stupid Hetalians: Know that normal people are stupid.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! Hetalians: Whip out their woks.

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation Hetalians: Already booked in for a holiday to Russia.

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile Hetalians: MUST have this on their profile!


You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when:

You refer to your country by Hetalia’s human names for them.

You actually study history for making fics/crack pairings.

You wish Prussia still existed.

You know that a country named Sealand exists…and you want to live in it.

You can tell America and…um…oh yeah, Canada apart!

You know more about other countries than you ever did before.

The world news isn't the same…its awesome now!

You WANT to watch the news and the Olympics.

You say ‘Awesome’ a lot.

You want to learn different languages.

Pasta, tomatoes, wurst, maple syrup and hamburgers are now your favorite foods.

You spazz out when you see a frying pan, chick, polar bear, hamburger, dog, koala, map, faucet pipe etc.

You want to go to a UN meeting.

You smile when you see labels like ‘Made in China’ or ‘Made in Russia’.

You say ‘kolkolkol’ when you want to give people the creeps.

In Social Studies class you refer to the countries as ‘he’ or ‘she’ instead of ‘it’.

You are convinced that all British people are bad cooks.

Your mind goes to “other things” when your teacher mentions France’s “relationships” with other countries.

You know facts about other countries that creep people out.

When someone is talking about history, you giggle and not pay attention to the other people who are giving you weird looks.

You spazz out after finding out you made a friend with someone with the same name as a Hetalia character.

You celebrate every country’s Independence Day.

You laugh when you see a broken chair.

You have dubbed that chair ‘Busby’s Chair’.

You know how to pronounce each country’s name correctly.

Historical figures are now your celebrities.

Historians are fanfic writers to you.

Historical pictures are fan art to you.

The UN meetings are now a sitcom.

It’s impossible to hate a country.

All songs seem to fit Hetalia whether it’s sad, disturbing, happy, love-dovey, etc.

You play or listen to Chopin when you are mad.


Anyway, thanks for reading my profile and make sure to check out my stories! Have a lovely day...or night depending on when you're reading this :D

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Karma by sparklybutterfly42 reviews
Alfred F. Jones is a simple New York boy, cast into high English society when he moves in with the Kirklands. On top of that, he must attend Circle Academy, the most prestigious international school in the world. While striving to fit in with this new family and make friends, Alfred must keep his past from returning to haunt him, lest he lose all chance he has for happiness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 85,462 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/4/2018 - Published: 1/13/2014 - England/Britain, America
Nothing Like the Rain by PinkFan-Gurl reviews
Or the one where each of the Host Club boys have their own special way of helping Haruhi through a storm. Update: Tamaki makes sure he's there for Haruhi when no one else can
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 8/27/2016 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Guess Who? by InsideMyBrain reviews
I will write a poem on one character from Hetalia without mentioning their name. You will try to guess who it is. The first person to guess correctly gets to choose the next person. (No 2Ps, Nyos, or OCs, please!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016
You're Nicer When You're on Your Death Bed by PinkFan-Gurl reviews
Haruhi goes to check on the twins against Tamaki's warnings... slight Hika/Haru and slight Tama/Haru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Picture Perfect by Capesandshapes reviews
Lukas's Professor has been ignoring him all semester, and he's determined to figure it out. (DenNor) (College Au) (Professor Denmark)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2016 - [Denmark, Norway] - Complete
Nordics Prank the World by Doe Eyes at Dusk reviews
April first is here again and the rest of the nations are learning just how ruthless the Nordic 5 can really be. Everything from prank calls to a faked death leaves the world wondering when (and if) the torture will ever end, while others just wish they could kill whatever idiot created this particular 'Holiday of Hell'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Sweden, Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Hans Island by EpicWitch reviews
This island is the source of all Canadian/Danish disputes. The two can basically trace any problems back to this island that neither of them are willing to give up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Canada, Denmark - Complete
Late Night Thoughts of APH Nations by aphfan101 reviews
Nations think about weird things when they can't fall asleep, too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Complete
Night at Hetalia Museum by Oh.srsly.mhm reviews
It's summer, and Peter Kirkland takes a job down at the local museum as the new night guard. But when the statues inside begin coming to life at night, can he keep the peace...and his job?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 9/4/2015
Northern Crimes by TheClockworkStarling reviews
The notorious criminals, only known as "The North" have never been close to being caught. Arthur Kirkland and his team of misfit detectives are in charge of cracking this case and they are up against the most unlikely and cleverest group of criminals anyone has ever seen. Human/AU Rated T for future violence and possible language I DO NOT OWN HETALIA!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,799 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 6/6/2015 - England/Britain, Sealand, Iceland, Norway - Complete
A Monster Like Me by FreeSpiritedWarrior reviews
Mathias and his mother move to Norway, away from Mathias' abusive father to start a new life. Mathias meets a boy named Lukas and they become best friends. After being seperated for years, they finally meet again, but Mathias has lost that happy spark in his eyes. Lukas does everything to fix him up, but nothing seems to work... [DenNor but says 'friendship' bc IDK] TW: Self-harm!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [Denmark, Norway] Iceland
The Confidants' Club by CrystallineMaple reviews
After Gilbert Beilschmidt kills himself, eight of his friends discover that they're in his suicide note. They form the Confidants' Club, determined to keep their wrongdoings secret. But as lies tangle up and drag various people into the mix, rumors fly, tensions build, and soon, everyone is a suspect... Multiple slight pairings. Completed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Prussia - Complete
World Conference Clean-Up by DappledTail reviews
Farley D. Gibson took a job as the Head Janitor at the World Conference building, but he was not prepared for his life to take a change for the weird! Join Farley as he struggles through the nations' shenanigans! [NO SHIPS]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 8/20/2015 - OC
A Little Off by BolintheBendingBro reviews
It's the night of March 31, and Denmark gets a late night idea. And you know how crazy late-night ideas can get.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 6/23/2015
Do You Wanna Build a Snowman? by cherryfeather101 reviews
Our favorite characters singing their own versions of our favorite frozen song...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 8/27/2014 - N. Italy, England/Britain, America, Canada
The Awesome Trio by HollowNeko reviews
We read about the Bad Friend Trio, even the Magic Trio, but where's the love for the Awesome Trio? A series of the Awesome Trio being themselves! MAY CONTAIN: OOC, Crackness, Swearing, minor adult themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,779 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - America, Denmark, Prussia
He's Here by Valkyrie's Emblem reviews
A nation always knows when another has crossed their borders. As you can probably guess, this isn't necessarily a good thing, especially when you think about who some of the nations are... Current chapter: Italy and Switzerland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Complete
Teensy tiny Nordics by strongwolf4 reviews
Denmark messes up, (what's new?) and accidently turns himself and all the Nordics into children! And a certain brit has to watch them. But how can England keep this kids under control; especially Denmark? Well, let the adventure of babysitting begin!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 5/30/2015 - England/Britain, Sweden, Finland, Denmark
Skiing by Valkyrie's Emblem reviews
America decides he needs to learn how to fight in the cold. Norway regrets agreeing to teach him. At least he had fun winning because America has no idea how to fight on skis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2015 - America, Norway - Complete
Daddy, Tamaki and Hikaru by EnterUserNameHere.OrNot reviews
And as Kaoru sat there at the large mahogany table with the Host Club and his family, whom were talking about kinky orgies and incestuous threesomes, he never wanted to crawl in the corner of woe more. Or: Kaoru says "Daddy pass the salt" and Tamaki, Hikaru and their actual father all reach for it. (T for Swearing and the obvious) Oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O., Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Middelfart by javlatua reviews
America visits a certain, interestingly named town of Denmark's. T for swearing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2014 - America, Denmark - Complete
Starvation by Asadatoriyo reviews
After a strange turn of events, Iceland hasn't been able to eat well for three days. His friend Hong Kong offers him food, but for what price? Hong Kong/Iceland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Iceland, Hong Kong - Complete
The Epic story of Epicness as told by Denmark by catskid100 reviews
A story of a Brave knight named Denmark, and damsel in distress named Norway, locked away in a tall tower by the evil wizard Russia, and a side-kick no one likes named Iceland. Yeah, this is gonna be good. Rated T for Den's potty mouth
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,253 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Denmark, Norway
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 3,300 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
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Hetalia Satw Swap reviews
Some of the Hetalia countries have been replaced with their Satw personalities. How will this work out for the other Hetalia characters. For better or for worse?
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Scandinavia and the World - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Germany, Finland, Norway
It's In My Blood reviews
Due to a horrible episode from his past, Arthur has secluded himself from the outside world, making sure he befriends no one out of fear that history will repeat itself. But even in times of peace, Arthur can just never get a break. Someone wants him dead, and if that's not enough, why is he now taking interest in a human? VampireAU, mainly USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 7/25/2016 - [America, England/Britain] Canada, Prussia
Illegal Love reviews
Matthias Køhler, a renowned spy and detective, is set on a mission to catch a thief who's been committing numerous robberies throughout the US. But when Matthias goes undercover, he finds himself falling for the criminal who he's been hired to arrest. He now has a tough decision to make; follow the law and turn him in or follow his heart and be with his new found love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,646 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 5/1/2016 - [Denmark, Norway] Iceland - Complete
Not All Good Things Must Come to an End reviews
Mom had always said that, "all good things must come to an end," and I think I've experienced enough in my life to prove her statement correct. With that as my philosophy, I now begin my new life at a new school, Ouran Academy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 7/29/2016 - [OC, Kaoru H.] Haruhi F., Hikaru H.
Season Two reviews
In a school where only those from filthy rich families and with excellent social standing spend their time, the Ouran Host Club is waiting for you...with a brand new season! It's what we've all been waiting for; Ouran High School Host Club Season Two! Click here for the full trailer!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Kyōya O., Hikaru H.
A Race Against Time reviews
"America, where are we?" "Uh, 1944?" "America, will you stop with that rubbish for once and tell me the- bloody hell, we are in 1944!" The nations of the world have suddenly disappeared, scattered throughout history. It's a race against time for America and England as it's up to them to find everyone while they rapidly move backwards in time getting closer and closer to the year 0.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,288 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 6/8/2016 - England/Britain, America
Driving Disaster reviews
The Nordics try to teach Iceland how to drive, but who knew that it would be so difficult?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 7/13/2016 - Sweden, Iceland, Norway, Denmark
Det er et Yndigt Land reviews
America goes to visit Denmark for a week. What kind of strange things will this happy country of Vikings, Lego, and fairytales have in store for the American nation?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2016 - America, Denmark
The Piano Curse reviews
Lukas Bondevik, a stoic teenage boy with a strong passion for piano, is sent with his brother Emil to live with their uncle in America. Infuriated, Lukas is determined to hide away from everyone and let no one into his heart. Can Emil help him see the light or will he be too late as Lukas might find some suspicious new addiction that will ultimately destroy his life forever?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,015 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 2/25/2016 - Prussia, Iceland, Norway, Denmark
The Trivial Pursuit Championships reviews
It's the Trivial Pursuit Championships featuring the countries of the world. Do they have the knowledge that it takes to win? Well, read and find out! Current contestants: The Bad Touch Trio
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 8/26/2015 - France, Prussia, Spain
The Great Sealandic Empire reviews
Sealand is sick and tired of not being recognized as a real country so he decides to do something about it
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,527 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Sealand - Complete
I Can't Lie! reviews
Norway wakes up one day and realizes he can't tell a lie. He has to go through the day saying his honest opinion about everything and everyone! Though, maybe it's not as bad as it sounds... Warning: language and DenNor towards the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2015 - [Norway, Denmark] - Complete
Size Matters - ÆØÅ reviews
Songfic - Denmark and Norway sing Size Matters by Kollektivet to...America? Rated T for swearing in the song.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2015 - America, Norway, Denmark - Complete