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 I have many favorite stories. Most of which have changed my life. There is one in particular which has affected me more than any: Wide Awake. AngstGoddess is a genius. I love: Wide Awake The Office The Screamers Texts From Last Night Facebook Friends Deconstructing Dracula There are many more...I need a bigger profile! |
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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10386 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 2,368 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15189 - Favs: 8,988 - Follows: 9,244 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6243 - Favs: 5,483 - Follows: 5,453 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,440 - Follows: 3,563 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete