My name is Omobolasire. I wouldn't even try to pronounce it if I were you, because it would only create a life of misery and lost sleep if you did. You may call me Piper or Omo instead. I have also recently been called satan by our wonderful neighbors. I don't think they love me.

Guess what? I have purple toenails! I like purple.

Another pointless fact that I am putting here for the mere purpose of taking up space is that I HATE MIMES! I also hate SQUIRRELS and have something against ORANGES and CLOWNS. I'm actually surprised I don't have more restraining orders-but I guess it would be hard for a mime to tell events (bwahahaha). I accidently kicked a mime to see if he would scream. Guess what. HE DID! He was an ersatz mine! You would also know what ersatz means if you had ever read Lemony Snicket! I like Lemony Snicket...Not as much as Jhonen...never as much as Jhonen...but he's still pretty good! I like the color purple, and green, and silver. In fact, I just painted my room purple! My evil stepmother Janette was mad at me. I climb out the window! I have a ferret named MR. Ferretstein. You may call him Mr. Ferret. Also, if you are still reading this (WHY are you still reading this?) you would know I like to ramble on about everything just to make myself seem more secure than I really am. I am VERY secure. I like purple O_o

Where does this person live you ask? What? You didn't ask? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT ME, DO YOU??? Well, I'll tell you anyway! (Just because I'm so incredibly nice) I live in a small town thing with a population of 890! I don't really think that is accurate. I believe they added the squirrel population just to make themselves feel more important...Damn squirrels...always trying to scratch at me eyes...

I like to torment people, don't you? It's so much fun following them around, especially at night...from high places...purposely making clicking noises with your boots so they get paranoid and look behind them every 5 seconds... throwing rocks on the pavement all around them...watching them freak out then run home screaming...
Know I love it.

Anyway,
if you did read ALL of that, you would know that I love Jhonen Vasquez, he is GOD you know. Also- I love Megami Kouhosei, even though those two things are very very different. Different is good!

Ok. I'm done. No, really. Stop reading this now. Why are you reading this? I said stop dammit! Stop! No, really, this is getting annoying. Go away. Now. Why are you still here? I'm not going to talk to you anymore. I'm going to ignore you. Do you want me to ignore you? Huh? Huh? Fine then! Ignore you I shall.