Even when one perfects the art of baking, the results can be surprising. A single moment can render everything inedible. In this analogy, I am the one who fudged up. I am bad at analogies. SI/OC (This story is M for a reason!)

Kasumi Kurosawa thought she had gotten lucky. She was reborn as the daughter of a farming couple, all the way on the outskirts of Fire Country and far from Konoha. She thought she had a peaceful, safe life ahead of her. She was wrong, of course, because things are never that easy - that didn't mean she had to be happy about it, though. SI/OC

Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert COMPLETE

Dying sucks. Being reincarnated into the Naruto-verse? Don't even get me started. Self-insert OC story (AU Naruto-verse) (Dark themes) Rewritten

I never asked for this to happen to me. Hell, I was probably the last person qualified for the job, but here I was, trapped in the body of Tsukino Usagi. I was't a hero, or some savior of the universe, and these people were about to get a rude awakening. Tokyo would have to find a new moon princess, because this one wasn't available. SI-OC (slight AU) (Darker themes)

When the battle in the department of mysteries heads south, Harry finds herself flung backwards in time to 1942, where Tom Riddle is a prefect in his fifth year. Armed with this knowledge, but little else, Harry desperately tries to find a way home and for once in her life not screw it up. Tom, for his own part, wonders when Harry Evans will head back to the mothership. fem!Harry

"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

At nine years old, Tsuna gains the power of the gamer. The Vongola won't know what hit them.

"However strong you become, never seek to bear everything alone. If you do, failure is certain." Being Uchiha Itachi is as much a blessing as it is a curse, because most problems can be solved with a precise application of violence. Except, you know, the important ones. SI. fem!Itachi

You don't care about sports, and you didn't sign up for this nonsense. Fem!Oc/Momoi !ON HIATUS!

A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.

Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. SI/OC, Pre-Canon

Due to a paperwork mistake in God's waiting room, I was reincarnated with my memories intact. No pain, no gain, or so they say. But with a bit of luck, this might just turn out alright.

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

Taylor Hebert died, but her shard had recorded her. Every thought. Every memory. Thousands of years passed and the world changed. When Orochimaru resurrected her, he thought he was a shinobi. Taylor knew he was really a parahuman pushed towards conflict by his passenger.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if that woman was Kyoya Hibari. SI-OC as female!Hibari. Pairing is 1827.

A freak accident with Arthur's enchanted Ford Anglia causes a minor explosion and a major change in the Weasley household. With Arthur in a coma and Molly having passed away, Bill and Charlie can't afford to quit their jobs and must support the family from afar. Thus, it falls to Percy to handle the day-to-day, even if he's not sure that he can.

Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).

Everyone sees the world differently. Namikaze Minato just sees the world a little more differently than usual. "It's not your chaotic evil alignment that's the problem, Orochimaru. It's just that if you really wanted to be Hokage, you shouldn't have made charisma your dump stat." (the Gamer!Minato AU you never knew you wanted)

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Changing the future wasn't easy. There would be a lot of lying. Deceit. Manipulation. Death. Especially if I wanted to change anything for the better. [Semi SI-OC]

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

The One True Ring, on his perilous odyssey back to Mordor, becomes acquainted with Eleanor Lily Potter and slowly begins to question the meaning of his own existence. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned

At age twenty-six, Sawada Tsunayoshi dies without regret, leaving his place as Vongola's leader to another. In another world, Sawada Tsunayoshi wakes up once more: alive, de-aged to ten, with a younger twin brother, and ... female? …What? - AU; dimension-crossing; fem!Tsuna; No pairings as of now.

Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

Kaname makes a decision that pushes them apart just when they need each other the most Sequel to The Proposal..Be warned lot's of angst! Mpreg

"Mafia Reformation" was never all that high on Tsunami's to-do list, but waking up from a dirt nap to a new twin brother and a world where spewing rainbow fire is the norm tends to shift a girl's priorities around. The megalomaniac with the red eye really isn't helping things. [SI/OC]

Pottertalia. Twenty years after the end of the Second Wizarding War, tragedy at the world's safest school prompts a clash between two Magical Ministries and an inquiry of a different kind. If the students and staff of Hogwarts School can't earn back the world's trust, then one Nation may do what the Dark Lord could not and close its doors forever. Long-term fic. Hiatus.

Rachel Bicchielli remembers her previous life, including her all-time favorite book series The Dresden Files. When suddenly she starts being able to do unexplainable things she realizes with slowly dawning horror that her favorite book series just became all too real. Learning magic from Harry Dresden and trying not to die is liable to drive her completely crazy. SI story.

Yuki's death brings the two former enemies Zero and Kaname closer than they ever expected to be. As the two of them - both broken in their own way - struggle to pick up a life again, will they cope by putting each other together again?

"When did you start to remember?" He asked next, relaxing further in his seat, which Kyo found calming. In which another lease on life is a bit more complicated than Kyo had at first anticipated. OC Self-Insert.

Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.

A few years after the events in Exiled. The crew of the Exiled led by Taylor Hebert makes the decision to abandon all they know to throw dice at fate's feet. Utilizing tinkertech mostly created by Leet, they attempt to cross dimensions to save a friend and mentor and perhaps in doing so, find the peace their individual past's had denied them.

Approved one-shots based on Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine fic. Composed of different POVs, AUs and snapshots of Nara Shikako's life. Synopsis: Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert.

Extra scenes and snippets from my story Walk Two Lifetimes. Originally posted on tumblr.

"How many lives would you sacrifice for someone you love?" It's a question she was once asked in an ethics class, in another lifetime. Now, decades later, as she stares at the boy sleeping peacefully next to her, she finds that she still doesn't know the answer. In which an SI/OC has the dubious pleasure of being reincarnated as the twin of Aizen Sousuke. Rated M to be safe.

Harry became the Master of Death but it's not perfect. There's no eternal youth and invulnerability, and the time travel is cool but pointless, because change is impossible in his universe. But there's another universe - it has superheros and mutants and perhaps enough flexibility to change time. This story meshes HP with the entire MCU. Will deviate from canon. Not OOC

'Twas in a moment of sudden irregularity, that I found my own self thrust into a life not of my choice, by an accident almost entirely of my own volition (Truck-kun was not involved in my death). Now, how to live with this new mask, when I'm used to not wearing any? OC-Insert as Sasuke.

Let us consider the fact that the Jedi Order is a monastic religious organization based out of a temple, with five basic tenets of faith. A canon-divergence and fix-it for the prequel trilogy.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

There are things hidden in the far north, secrets buried under ice. Jon Snow faces the white walkers early, and stumbles upon a power that could change the world. It forges a new path for him and everyone around him - and a new journey south, a journey as a dragon. The world begins to change - with steel and snow, fire and blood...

The continuing adventures of now-more-than-occasional heroine Sarah Williams, cast around a Koschei the Deathless framework. (This is Story Three in my Labyrinth Fairy Tales series.)

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

Agatha Emiya was looking forward to ending her last year in high school and going off to college to earn those degrees in Physics and Engineering. However, all is not well in the city of Fuyuki, and for the girl with the wondrous and mystifying inventions, this means trouble. There's some kind of secret war starting among shady individuals using... magic? How unscientific.

Dragged from his world by darkness, Toshiro Hitsugaya must figure out how to get back home by travelling with the famous Keybearer, Sora, and his cartoon companions. He goes from world to world with the trio to find his way home and finds he's not the only one who was kidnapped from his world...

What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.

Kakashi knew that going after Sasuke was a bad idea. He hadn't planned on Naruto dying, nor on Sasuke letting him live. Now the remainder of the Shinobi World desperate, close to extinction, want to use a newly created 'Naruto' as a weapon against Sasuke. Only Kakashi can't seem to accept that. So he takes the child and goes to the only place he'll be safe, the past.

There is a limit to everything. I'm still pushing it. Just don't expect everything to be hunky dory when I inevitably explode in a ball of fire out of angst and resentment. Self-Insert

When a stranger comes to Brockton Bay with the intention of HALPING, things are going to get interesting ...

When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU

What would you do if you were in the world of ninja? How would you react? What would you change?... How would you do it? SI OC. Rated T just in case.

Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.

Heather's not exactly sure how she got here, but at least the role of 'older sister' is a familiar one.

Fourth year has come, bringing Tournaments, Prophesies, Dark Lords, powerful magic, Death Eaters, politics, and rearranged geographical features. Follow Harry, Ron, Neville, Tracey, Daphne, and a Slytherin!Anti!Hermione as they deal with all of the above as well as the greatest danger of all; themselves. For what is more dangerous than capable, daring, teenage witches and wizards?

"Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place." ... Not entirely accurate, but it'll do for describing the situation. People swallow that explanation easier than: 'I died once, but it's okay! I got better.'

It's easier to break than mend. And so, for everything she learned to heal, Sakura learned a thousand times to end.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

Has your sense of direction ever gotten you into trouble? Mine's so bad that it's capable of breaking the laws of physics. Once, I went for a walk in New Zealand in 2014, and ended up on Mindoir during a batarian raid in 2170. Where I met someone. Self-insert (SI), cover by Pretend Fiction.

A character study into why the older generations of shinobi are harsher and less inclined to compromise. SI/OC Pre-Konoha, Warring States Period. Post-Founding. Part One, the beginnings of Sekanji Terazawa. Poison Mistress, occasional kunoichi Lady, and the aunt of Orochimaru. Part Two, the establishment of Konoha and the character of the village Founders. Part Three, the end.

AU. When Albus Dumbledore visits Wool's Orphanage and sees the terror and rage in Tom Riddle, he decides he cannot leave the boy without a mentor. On the one hand, he may never make a Light wizard of him; on the other hand, he will keep him from going down the path of the Dark. Twoshot. COMPLETE.

"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU

Izumo Kamizuki is a good chunin. If you need someone to guard Konoha's gates, he's your guy. If you need someone to go back in time to save the world from a Rinne Sharingan-wielding Rabbit Goddess… he'd probably refer you to someone higher up, like Kakashi or Naruto. Regardless, the entire world has gone to hell and apparently he's the only one left to do the job.

24-year-old computer programmer is reincarnated as a background character. Her first life was nothing special, but she's determined her second one will be. OC Self-insert.

Fate's strings are really more of a garotte at this point. - In which an SI OC ends up as Uchiha Sasuke's twin sister, and commences planning because this is either a seriously entertaining coma or her unfortunately permanent new reality.

It happens in a flash of blue. One moment Natasha is standing amid the wreckage of Manhattan, and the next she… isn't. - In Which the Black Widow makes her mark on Westeros.

Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.

Five years after Reborn first entered his life, Tsuna is finally getting used to life as Vongola Decimo. Even being internationally wanted criminals can't phase the tenth generation. But when a new enemy appears right as the police make their move, can the young Vongola mafioso and their allies pull through? Partial police POV. Three-way war. 4YL.

An alternate universe where the Endbringers attack in a few different places and order that leads to Taylor gaining Blasto's shard. Desperate to be a hero, Taylor does something clever but incredibly dangerous to give herself the power to save the city and chooses to become a Heroic Warlord to save the city from itself.

Power Swap Fic! Taylor got Oni Lee's power (with slight modifications due to how it meshed with her), and Oni Lee got hers. (Again with slight modifications.) What will happen to the world with a Taylor who travels a different path? How will the end of the world be prevented now? AU, no romances planned. NaNoWriMo project.

She can't forget, not when "this" contrasted so sharply from "that" which had been lost in flood, hovering like a vengeful demon.Understanding it, the superheros & magic that seemed to be the norm in this archaic military-state;she didn't consider it something to be grasped, just accepted. They're her family now, strange as they are, & she adores them.(SI. AU:You will see no canon)

Because there's a time to shout "screw the plot!" and a time to step back and ask "wait, where's the plot?" Or: How I'm the dumb schmuck who got apparently invalid foreknowledge. SI/OC AU

Sasuke died. He didn't like it, but he acknowledged that that was the way of the world. Waking up afterwards with a masked monster looming over him, however, lay not in line with his expectations. Goddamn afterlife.

Brynden Tully wakes up with that worst of all possible curses, an unprepared self-insert. He knows a whole bunch of supernatural nonsense is about to wreck his kingdom. If he wants to do anything about it, he's going to need an army. Self-Insert, SI, no tech uplift or gunpowder

In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.

When Jon Snow touches the book Ghost finds in the forest he does not expect it to change his life: much less his reality into a video game, complete with attributes, skills, levels up and a plot! As he struggles to follow his destiny he will realize the truth: The Video Game of Thrones has only just begun... Rated M for future content, potential Harem, slightly AU

Newly-minted Team Yamato tells ghost stories around the campfire one evening, for bonding-related purposes. Hindsight really is 20/20.

...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.

Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.

And if I couldn't climb it, then I'd do my best to burn it all down. [OC-Insert]

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

Home is where the heart is and Shepard left hers in the ruins of Mindoir. Ruthlessly intelligent, eminently practical, and highly adaptable, she's poised to save the galaxy, even if she feels she no longer has anyone to save it for. From the fields of Eden Prime to a guerrilla war that spans a galaxy, from an XO of the Alliance to an Admiral who answers only to the Reaper threat.

A thoughtless comment during the final battle, and Voldemort realizes the danger he's in and how to avoid it. Harry appears in Limbo alone with his regrets, until he finds a strange game... about himself. What happens when Harry decides to play, changing things in the process? Second chance, gamer!Harry, girl!harry(?), fanfic cliches used and/or twisted.

"Dreaming of Sunshine" AU(s). In Which Someone Attempts to Kidnap Shikamaru And Fails Utterly. Chapters 1-3:The Futures that Result When Orochimaru Adopts, Afterward. Chapters 4-6: The Futures that Result When Danzo Adopts, Afterward.

In the aftermath of Orochimaru's Invasion and Itachi's second Tsukuyomi, Sasuke is left with two revelations. The first is that his friends were put in danger because of him. The second is that he will do anything to protect them.

Desperate mothers will do anything to protect their children, even sign them up to become child soldiers. SI/ third war era AU.

The tale of Taylor Hebert, but not as you know her from Worm. This Taylor made different choices as to what kind of hero she wanted to be, and the story changed. Then she discovered James Barron trapped in her locker, and the story changed again. Companion Story to Co-Op Mode. Worm AU Gamer pseudo-SI.

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

Sawada Tsunako is four years old when she remembers. It takes nine years and the catalyst that is Reborn for her to stop forgetting, but by then it barely even matters anymore - the road she's already chosen is entirely her own. Fem!Tsuna, partial OC/self memory-insert, eventual all27

"Not alive. Not dead. Dreaming? She couldn't figure out which was the truth." {Semi SI!OC-insert} {CANCELLED/BEING REWRITTEN}

Occasional heroine Sarah Williams finds the Goblin King in need of her services. A short urban fantasy adventure with dashes of humor and romance, wrapped around a Snow White narrative frame inspired by Ellen Weaver's glorious "The Fairest One of All".

(And One That Was Her Home): Because bravery, cunning, intelligence, and loyalty are not mutually exclusive, and the Sorting Hat takes a person's wants and values into account. Recursive fanfic of Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine, but not necessary reading to enjoy. Complete, but still adding drabbles at the end when inspiration strikes.

My day had started on a down note. First Elaine had been sick, then I found out my mentor wanted to shove me in a straitjacket. It shouldn't have been a surprise when I died. But, nothing could have prepared me for my life being saved by a devil—or becoming one myself. Still, the magical girl was the biggest surprise.

What happens if the 'brightest witch of her age' is very different than Hermione? Would there be a golden trio? Would the fate of Britain be brighter, darker or unchanged? What is dark and what is evil and how much do choices matter? Slow break from canon initially, full break at book 3. Lots of magic, action, reasonably competent Harry and friends, PoV is potential dark witch.

Haruno Sakura's made Chuunin, but she's not really a Chuunin yet - not in spirit. Pitched into more high level missions, from here it's either sink or float. And what's this about a friendship with a certain former serial killer from Suna...?

5 times Kise noticed Kuroko and the time he was noticed back. Or the 5 times Kise fell for Kuroko and the time he realised Kuroko was there to catch him all along.

PART 2: She slayed the dragon, reclaimed the Mountain, birthed a forest, and won a war. But that was just the beginning. The past has a funny way of coming back to haunt you. Horcruxes and Dark Lords and quests to destroy them both, this time though, she's not alone. She has a Fellowship at her side.

Kakashi had thought it'd be a nice, straightforward mission: just nine months guarding some rock and a student at a school. No sweat, right? Then again, that was before you added magic to the equation. (Young Kakashi)

Self-insert discovers just how far he's willing to go to live through Sunnydale's Madness. He dredges up a whole heap of BTVS weirdness in order to survive a town where humans are always on the menu. Follow Nick as he bulls, bluffs and bullshits his own path through canon, with the help of the B-cast.

Hidden Cloud has a habit of 'acquiring' new bloodlines by kidnapping promising kunoichi. Shikako Nara does not approve. Fanfiction of Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen. PROBABLY COMPLETE! MAYBE!

Haruno Sakura thinks she understands a little better the ins and outs of being a ninja. But between dangerous tasks, traitorous allies, stirrings of romance, and one psychopath with a dangerous interest in her, she's going to need all her cunning to come out on the other side of the Chuunin Exams alive.

Ficlets for Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine. Sasuke, timeskip: "It happens because they just finished sparring, and they're tired and sore and hungry, and neither of them is thinking—which is rare enough that neither of them realize it, either."

"I don't want to go." And he knew it was her. Gaara's POV of chapter 70. Tribute to the magnificent DOS universe by Silver Queen. [Collection of drabbles and AU one-shots from different perspectives in the DOS universe]

What might happen if Kakashi and Madara's Mangekyo techniques collide? One thing was for certain, Kakashi would have never expected to be thrown into a world where archaeologists and false gods would hold his life in the balance.Can Kakashi make it home?

Naruto doesn't know how he got in the past or even why. But what he does know is that he won't let the same tragedies act out again, and he'll get on the case as soon as he can shake off his incredibly observant sensei and figure out how and when things started going wrong.

There were just some things only little Tsuna knew which should have been obvious to others. First, he was obviously a Jedi with a fire affinity. Second, his twin didn't have a sense of humor. Third, his mother was extremely vague and married to a male stripper in the mafia. Fourth, Kyo-chan was the anti-christ and finally, he was the only sane one left in Namimori. Obviously.

She had lived through many worlds. Naruto. Avatar. Etc. This time however, she has no idea where she had landed. Who were the main characters? Who's the villain? Dropped into the world of HxH, Sen finds herself stuck with more problems than usual. Will she ever get back home? Doesn't matter. She lost hope on that long ago. -A little twist to the old 'drop into the world' storyline.

Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert. Crack treated seriously and realistically.

In a world of parahuman superpowers teaming with hero's and villains, a teenage Taylor Hebert meet's a kind teenage man who, like her, is far more than he appears. What begins as the start of a promising career as an independent hero team looking for ways to make Brockton Bay a better place, quickly turns into a life of villainy, with the same goals, and enemies on all sides.

When Shirou makes a Contract with Alaya in exchange for a life, he is poised to walk down the same path his counterpart did long ago. But instead of becoming a Counter Guardian, he is thrust headfirst into a dying world where Magecraft never existed and the Three Factions maintain a tenuous peace that seems all too likely to break.

Unfinished drabble up for adoption: England's brothers have finally broken up the United Kingdom; they are officially independant nations. But when they tell the other nations, why does that make Australia and Canada so happy? Wait, what promise? What! Rating for minor swearing

Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...

Post-Worm/Pre-Thor-MCU. After her death, Taylor is brought to Valhalla and later in front of Odin for a very specific purpose. Shutter your windows and grab your bug spray Marvel Cinematic Universe, there's a new valkyrie in town. Taylor's got her bugs back and she's not afraid to use them.

Haruno Sakura has resigned herself to a life of obscurity in the ninja forces, forever outshone by her two best friends. Then she gets put on a team with three of the biggest male personalities in Konoha and is thrown head-first into a series of front lines active duty missions. From here, it's either success or death. Does Sakura have what it takes? (An Alternate Sakura story.)

Mutants are just an urban legend, or so most people think. Melanie, a mutant with a minor time-travelling ability, has spent years pretending to be normal. Then SHIELD happens. "I'm going to get carted off to some government facility, aren't I?" "As dramatic as you make it sound... Yes."

Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.

My story was finally over. I had brought the Golden Morning and my reward was life. I found the peace I'd fought so hard for. The world was open to me! All I had to do was stay out of the light, and not draw attention to myself. That would be easy! ...I didn't last a week.

After several years of traveling the world's battlefields, Enforcer Shirou Emiya finds himself in Shin Tokyo. Leave it to him to go on vacation and end up trapped in yet another battle royal between magical beings. Inspired by Gabriel Blessing's In Flight.

Hokage-it was Naruto's dream, just as Sasuke was his promise. And for a short, glorious time, he had them both. But when tragedy strikes, it is Sakura who must continue to bear the reality of the dream: endless paperwork, bickering Kage, and political factions.

Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?

Tanishq is back in the home of Arthur Kirkland after many years, wondering what on earth he is doing here. This weekend is going to be nothing more than an exercise in civility and bad food-after all, there is no way he and Arthur can overcome their recent years of politics and apathy to be anything close to what they once were.

The odds and ends I somehow end up writing for the world of Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen.

Orochimaru of the Densetsu no Sannin never falls to the darkness within, and remains loyal to Konoha. The future (especially that of three young genin-to-be) is changed forever. Co-authored with Ajax the Great.

England has always been able to see things that others haven't. One of those things is ghosts. Now the Brit has an albino ghost following him as he is the only one that the ghost can talk to . When the world is under threat can they work together. Rated T for England's bad mouth and for future fight scenes. Also there is some humor and angst in this. Cover image is a fanart

For two wizards thrown out of their own world and into another Earth populated by superheroes and gods, it looks to be a treacherous ride as they attempt to return home again. But when has the impossible ever stopped Hermione Granger and Harry Potter?

Trapped in darkness, Kakashi refuses to leave ANBU. Years later, as the commander, he is ordered to train three utterly useless genin into competent shinobi.

AU: Taylor returns from Yamatai and just wants her life back to normal. The PRT on the other hand wants to know how she wound up killing over 400 people and only walked away with a few minor wounds. So do a few other people. Alt/Power!Taylor. She's not Skitter in this one.

Sequel to Teachers and Lessons. Kakashi hunts down Kurenai and takes his pound of flesh. His team is avenged.

In the ninja world, many nations and factions exist, each with their own goals and beliefs. When Orochimaru breaks the continent's fragile peace, a new chapter of history will begin as war breaks out. This war, the first for many and last for some, will reshape the world and those who live in it as they fight for survival and victory. An alternate universe take on Naruto.

Zombies are overrunning the country. Methos just wants to get the hell out of dodge. (Zombies are styled after The Walking Dead, but since no TWD characters appear I didn't list it as a crossover.)

Steel in the hand, and blood on the blade; now your death is surely made. Urahara's Bankai is a terrifying thing. (A character study, of sorts).

Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...

This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.

You know that one gamer, the one who breaks into every house and turns the place inside-out in their search for loot? That adventurer who slaughters everything in their path for XP? What if the events of Worm were a group of friends simply playing a pen & paper RPG? What if the protagonist could best be described as one such adventurer? Rated T for language.

After a battle on the high seas, Britain and France end up stranded on a tropical island, with no-one but each other for company. Already a recipe for disaster! Britain's competence for survival start to grate on France's nerves, but he's not holding together as well as it may seem. Exchange fic for bluejamjar, rated T for swearing.

Sequel to Ninja Wire lessons. Kakashi leaves his team alone again and of course he regrets it badly. Team 7 again demonstrate their ability to get into the strangest situations.

I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]

Team 7 shouldn't have got out of bed that day. Genma is regretting even mentioning his skill with ninja wire. Kakashi is having a fun day off. Sequel to First Kills.

Asuma prepared. Kurenai plotted. Kakashi schemed. Gai planned. Their cute little genin wouldn't die. Not on their watch.

Just because Kurapika never showed up in East Gorteau doesn't mean he didn't have pest problems of his own to deal with.

Sakura has a Kekkei Genkai. Sakura-centric. AU.

"What do I think?" This is a dangerous question. England pauses, looking at his king. Henry, that spoilt, tempestuous brat. "I think it's quite the silliest thing I have heard from you yet. What think you of naming it 'The Church of Henry?" For St George's Day/England's birthday.

Some things in life are certain - one of those things is that both of the Italy brothers are terrified of England. It's been a long time since they were at war, but still - he's scary! Forced to spend time together during a diplomatic visit, Italy discovers that being scary might not be such a bad thing, but the object of his affections may take some convincing...

Just a story on England's growth as a person, of his struggles to overcome adversity and his fight against his own demons. All of this wouldn't be possible without his family by his side as they all learn to forgive and appreciate the love and camaraderie between them. A lot of serious stories but also humour, historical pieces and yaoi.

'"I don't know," Sasuke told him. "I just sit here hating the world and the fangirls flock to me."' In which this writer takes shipping to a whole new level by attempting to write every Naruto ship ever. Complete and utter parody.

Because her whole existence there was a lie; her twin brother and family will never understand and neither will her friends, she will always be different no matter what because she'd died once and being reborn with all the morals of her past life never helps when she's reborn into a family of trained assassins. Self Insert / SI, OC.

Ever think that a world meeting reminds you of a nature program, well it does for England. Rated T for the hell of it. For safety reasons, do not eat whilst reading as I can't give the Heimlich Maneuver through the internet. Also electronic devises have been know to be lobbed across the room due to laughter. You have been warned.

Scotland isn't known to be the best brother in the world. Quite the opposite. But what happens when he learns that his little brother has become the love interest of half the countries on the globe? A not too happy Scotty is the world's worse nightmare!

Kakashi tilts his head, gray eye analyzing her carefully for tells. He finds nothing. "I've never seen you before in my life," he says flatly. (Kakashi wakes up fourteen years old.) kid!fic/de-aging

Book one of the saga of Harper Potts, the girl who died. Harper thought she could have done a better job than Harry Potter. She will learn that being Harry Potter isn't so easy after all. DoOver. AU. Independent Protag. Hiatus.

KakaNaru. Post-war, Naruto is 18. When a friendship that turns into a bromance trips over an awkward series of events before stumbling into romance because Kakashi won't look where he's going, Naruto never pays attention, Kurama is antagonistic and meddlesome, and their friends are scheming ninjas, this is what happens. Please read A/N's! Mostly rated M for cussing. *NOT Fem!Naruto

Hatake Kakashi. Eight dogs that crowded his house of two. A disgraced name turned on its head. A Rivalry that clung to him like a burr. An anbu title taken from a dead man. Three kids that grew up drenched in peace. A mask, because it keeps his nose warm. Kakashi-centric.

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

A collection of 10051 One-shots & Drabbles.

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

The dragon was proud, free, never once dreaming that he would become a zanpakutou of enormous power. The boy had always been strange, unlike normal shinigami. The two were bound by destiny. A tale of their past, and of their bonds as they fight together. A tale of the dragon and the Heavenly Guardian.

"So what you're saying is that with this machine we can technically spy on any nation and see what they're doing without them knowing it?" I questioned staring at Japan. He nodded his head slowly.

Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.

When Kakashi realizes that Naruto has been especially protective of him recently, he decides to find out why. Post-timeskip KakaNaru. Fluffy fluff fluff.

France had always loved England, but not in a romantic kind of way. His feelings started to change when he noticed other nations with their eyes on his Britain. Now France has what he wants, but those other nations aren't willing to give up on having England to themselves so easily.../Re-upload/

Ichijo has watched these two circle each other for years and he is tired of it. So what does he do? Push them together of course... This is the way I wanted the story to go...LOL M rating for a reason...in later chapters.. ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR CHILDREN!...Oh and I don't own Vampire Knight

They were bonded through blood. Nothing would ever change that. No matter who he came to love or who loved him in return. Kaname would make sure of it. Zero would always be his. [DISCONTINUED]

Shiraishi, Yukimura, and Fuji share the Room to rule them all. Except, why is it that everyone only wants to visit Shiraishi? Set during Shin Tenipuri.

USUK. "What is a nation without humanity?" "I don't know," England said flatly. "Spades. Supremacy. Sickness ...The thing that ate him." Cardverse without Cardverse: in which the suits are weapons rather than kingdoms.

"He calls you friend, but in your mind are words from dusty Chronicles of past Watchers. We are to them as passing shadows."

Sweet Devil AU! Both of those devils came out of nowhere, and they took an interest towards him. Such interest will never end in a good way. Warning: Devil!America/England, Devil!England/England.

This is definitely not the best first impression Shouichi has of Byakuran of his time. During the Arcobaleno Representative Arc. 10051. K .

In front of Tsuna and others' corpses, Byakuran takes what is his. Noncon. Rated M.

Team Seven sits down to watch a movie before the start of the Chunin Exams, and Sasuke and Naruto argue over ethical differences. Just who was the real hero of Batman Begins, anyway?

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.

This is about how Byakuran and Shoichi meets under different circumstances in different parallel worlds. Each chapter is a one-shot.

Greed and mischief lead to diminished air conditioning and something else. Rated M. 10051. Sexual content plus one wannabe god.

A month after Rido's defeat Zero's power has gained attention in the Vampire community, the Kuran's must protect him from other Vampires who wish to possess him. Eventual KxZ.

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

It is only appropriate that the one to reveal his gift is there at his side when everything has ended, is it not? Slightly AU. Mainly Shouichi's POV. Rated T for slight sexual themes and whatnot.

Some would call it an unhealthy obsession. Byakuran prefers the word 'destiny'. Onesided?10051. Rated T. Byakuran's POV.

Injured in a battle on the high seas with that idiot Spain, a feverish England wakes up in his own bed. Luckily, his new little brother Russia is there to take care of him. Not everyone is happy with England choice of little brother - something is off about the lavender-eyed man - and you know, they may be right...

A short side story to 'In Your Place.' Although the main part of the story takes place after it, it's not directly a sequel (Sorry!). Can be enjoyed on its own. This tale explores the changing relationship between England and Russia after the Russian revolution.

"Today's adventure had begun on the other side of the Atlantic, when America crashed through England's plate glass window, tripped over a stack of paperwork, landed face-first on his desk, and told him in all seriousness that he would not leave until England agreed to go do something fun with him, because he was completely, totally, seriously bored." Friendship/USUKUS

Two years after Aizen's defeat, the walls between Earth and Hell begin to crumble. Ichigo must somehow stop the inevitable – even if that path takes him straight into the darkest depths of Hell, with a demon ally he fears more than any enemy at his side.

It wasn't a secret that he despised the boy and vice versa. Still, he would make him his... What he wouldn't give to tear that body to shreds.

At least half the world gets roses from Arthur Kirkland. At least half the world has feelings for him. At least half the world never acts on them. WorldXEngland fic. Semi-historical, as in mentions events. Please vote on who he will end up with! Vote by review or PM. Uploaded Sundays. Canonverse. Read and review, it means a lot. T but rating may go up. ASAS xx

"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.

Twice every year Arthur is absent and uncontactable. A group of nations attempt to find out why, but inadvertently discover a long-kept secret that unalterably changes their lives. Fantasy and canonverse combined! Some FrEng, RomaniEng, ScotEng, eventual PruDen AmeriCana. NOTE: Contains info about If You'd Let Me updates. Either read AN here or go to my profile. T for language.

If you give me your everything I can make you forget all of your worries and all of your problems, just be a good little pet and do what I say. US/UK. Smut. BDSM. Other warnings inside.

High School was Tsuna's chance to begin anew, to make it better than Middle School. Well, it had been, until the police stormed his classroom. / Now a Two-Shot; no pairings; rated T for language

Sequel to Our Scandalous Little Rabbit. Includes references to sex, masturbation, eventual sex, including toys, and one HELL of a lot of big plot-based setup. Also, it's FrUKUS.

100 day challenge for England/Belgium

When he finally has the courage to look down, Kaname's grin is all lust and mischief. "We won't stop this until you scream my name. And since I've fed... I can promise you this will last so long you will think a hundred year has passed, Kiryuu."

Jedi Master Dooku is in a long-term undercover assignment with slow but steady progress. But he gets a distress call from this Knight Kenobi with a Padawan Skywalker and things just start to go crazy.

A simple yes would have changed everything. GerUk.

And one time he was cared for. Mostly lacking in pairing, lots of Arthur but not Arthur!centric, fluff and paternal/maternal ness.

USUK. On 4th July, 1950, America unloops history in his bid to rid the world of Communism. The result is the initiation of War Plan Red: war with Great Britain and all that inevitably follows in 1939.

The time is WWII, and rationing is in effect in Great Britain. England has only one problem with that: *tea* is rationed too, and he can't get nearly enough for his definitely-not-an-addiction. What's he to do? Contains progressively more crack as he's driven mad - let the insani-tea begin! Note: can be construed as having slight US/UK/US in some chapters.

America and Spain talks about England...Please read the warning.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Britannia Angel's erogenous zones are his wings. France is pleased to find this out. France/England, shameless smut

[Complete] "You will be a Jedi, Anakin. I promise you. In all but name."

England still has some piercings left from his punk phase. France still finds them hot as hell. France/England, smut

America is shocked when England appears in that red jumpsuit - and finds himself unwillingly thinking back on his history with the terrifying man he knows as Red England. Slight UK/US, yay for historical awesomeness!

There is one notable difference between Chuunin and Jounin. Then there's the difference between Kakashi and everybody else.

Mainly HET a couple of YURI shorts. England's enjoyed different hobbies over the years, but there's always one thing that's never changed: sex. Snippets of FEMALE!England with A LOT of countries, a couple historical figures and a few fictional characters

Crossover between APH and SH: A Game of Shadows - a musing upon the coming war. "Hmm." England smirks. "I have to say that I'm rather disappointed myself - by the great detective Sherlock Holmes, that is." For AutumnDynasty!

"Oh goodness, Hatake Kakashi was not going to be happy." In which Kakashi is sent to Hogwarts for his own protection, only to discover his bad luck persists no matter where he is.

/Sometimes, you must be cruel only to be kind./ Hitsugaya Toushiro's death is only the beginning of a war that will tear apart the very foundations of Soul Society.

The life and times of the four constituent countries living in the small, rainswept and awesome house known as United Kingdom.

For almost a thousand years, the Doctor has traveled the whole of space and time. And for all of that time, he has continuously returned to one place, one Nation: England.

England has a bit of a reputation for kinkiness. The rest of the world hopes to god it's true. M for sexual fantasies. One-sided World/England implied USUK

Collection of KakaNaru oneshots. Variable rating, read the headers. - Tale 30: Like A Rock

YAOI, KakaNaru. Kakashi tries to escape after ending up in bed with Naruto. Naruto's having None Of That. - Formerly part of the Foxwife series.

ONESHOT. England has had no interest in sex ed as of lately and ends up dozing off all the time in that particular class. So what happens when America and France get an urge to wake him up and show him all the things he's missed…? Or try to? FrancexUKxUS

Greece's travels throughout the European Union, testing whether or not there really can be unity in diversity. Greece-centric, but features the entirety of the EU. Kink meme deanon.

Six days until Christmas. Six USUK/UKUS prompts to count them down - oh, and you guys were the ones that picked them. All aboard the HMS USUK Failboat for some lulzy - and not so lulzy - shipping fun!

Galaxy changing events don't just suddenly occur. They are the result of a series of small steps. Now dealing with ROTS. Rated M to be safe.

Have an Advent Calendar yet? Can't afford one? Feel you're too old for one? Not religiousness enough for one? Well what about a England-centric rare pair fanfiction calendar to count your way down to Christmas? M- for future chapters MAYBE

One hundred moments of two people who should never have fallen in love. But who are they to argue with history? They do, of course, and who would try and stop them? 084.Make-Up – It was what they did to survive, never new.

/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.

ONE SHOT. England has been ignoring France for a couple of days now. France, feeling ignored, decides to come up with a naughty little plan to draw attention from his beloved Angleterre. France POV, boyxboy yaoi FrUk

/There are probably better people to be gaining relationship advice from but England supposes if you can't trust your family, then who can you trust?/Contains every Commonwealth country one by one, eventual USUK and mild language, complete.

In which America contemplates his relationship with Britiain and contents himself with the way things are now. USUK

It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?

/Theirs is the high and lonely path./ Hitsugaya wonders if every genius is doomed in their own way.

It was his biggest kink, maybe the only thing that could truly make him reach his limit and Alfred was so good at it. SHAMELESS PWP.

"Tell him that it was me who sent you. Tell him that he never should have trusted me." — Sansa, and the ugly road to becoming a queen.

BL. TezuFuji and various pairings. Series of drabbles and short ficlets. Humor. Ratings from PG to PG13, or K to T. Newly posted: A New Member for the Gardening Club! ? A Meeting of Kindred Spirits in Room 201!

Japan, America, and Prussia are playing a friendly game of Call of Duty when America's love life comes up. In detail. Short thing from the kink meme. M for language.

During the Age of Discovery France and England played house with America and Canada as their children, right? As the children grow up, France notices America and Canada displaying an Oedipus Complex on their mother-figure, England. What The FrUK prompt.

Being drunk and bloodthirsty at the same time probably wasn't the best idea. Kaname/Zero oneshot, lemon, AU, the goods.

The weight of the world is nothing in comparison to the weight of the universe and all of the mixed emotions strewn throughout it. Zero knows this better than anyone else, Kaname included. KxZ (On hiatus but discontinued on this site.)

For all that Britain looks like a ragdoll, he isn't likely to fall apart at the seams. America learns that lesson and learns that he doesn't need to be there to pick up the pieces, Britain can do that himself. USUK

Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.

Irie Shoichi is the ultimate war trophy, something Byakuran never fails to add to his collection. First 10051 fanfic...

In which Matthew is pining for Arthur and Alfred attempts to play matchmaker with Francis's help but it turns out that they weren't really needed. UKCan

Ten random drabbles involving the following countries in a random order/way: 1. America 2. Prussia 3. Denmark 4. Spain 5. Australia 6. England 7. France 8. Russia 9. Netherlands 10. Canada T, one drabble maybe boarder line M

There was a time when he had a voice, and it was mighty. England reflects upon his legacy and comes close to acknowledging the possibility of a future. 50 sentence challenge.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

Ivan/Arthur. Tension is rising between Communist Russia and Socialist England during the Cold War. Alfred fears the 'special' relationship between Communism and Socialism, and Ivan and Arthur. Contains lemons and male/male relations. Hetalia kink meme

It is possible to be so unutterably irritating that one is able to drive those who know them into fits of rage simply by existing. -In which France learns he knows everything and nothing all at once. Crack, with FrUK tendencies and a very irate Germany.

France/England: It takes a horrible woollen jumper for the redundancy of those three words many people long to hear to become apparent.

Alfred loves the sound of Arthur's voice, whether he speaks English or not. Sometimes, the exotic can be erotic, after all.

Post Lucifer Rising. The world ends, but Sam and Dean don't. Now they're on a journey across the worlds to find one another.

Future fic. "Ever since Joe Dawson's funeral, MacLeod had gone off the radar. But fifty years later he sauntered back into Paris and picked up the barge." This is a fic about his new Watcher, and said Watcher's encounter with a mysterious Immortal. OC.

Wherein Naruto makes a bet with Fate... and death is not the end. - Formerly part of the Foxwife series. Reincarnation fic, M/M, F/F, M/F, KakaNaru.

"Nobody nailed you to a cross as a tyrant and a war-mongerer, did they? Nobody blamed you. Nobody hated you." Germany and England discuss their relationship between the wars. No romance but includes brief mention of past GerEng. For AutumnDynasty.

In the depths of Hell, a demon war unfolds. As the violence spreads, Ichigo and the Shinigami come under attack by forces spawned in Hell's darkness. Allying with mysterious demon hunters, Ichigo and Toshiro must turn the tide of war or face annihilation.

'Now, anyone would advise you to refrain yourself from asking how this happened, though Arthur in particularly would be very adamant in denying you the right to question it. Needless to say, it did, and they had a very good time of it indeed.' FrUK, smut.

Clearing up after a riot is never easy, especially when the Bad Touch Trio decide to visit. But Big Brother France always has a solution...

For some unknown and most likely obtuse reason, England has succeeded in locking himself in the labyrinth of his own mind. A reluctant France, commissioned by a frantic Canada, must venture into the deepest, wildest thoughts of his former foe to save him.

At a world meeting, someone finds out that England's eyebrows are his erogenous zones! All the other countries find out and take advantage of this...World/England, basically. WARNING-This story contains non-con, but no actual penetration.

*FrUK, lemon* England should stop getting drunk. Waking up with a smug France at his side surely isn't how he wants his morning to begin. And surely France seducing him into sex isn't how he wants things to progress. Maybe.

Moments between France and England. Chapter fifteen: France and England sign an agreement to work together. Chapter sixteen: France interferes with England's embroidery. Chapter seventeen: For Armistice day. Lest we forget.

Was it that hard to get a good nights sleep? SasuNaruSasu Yaoi, NC17

Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.

England turns up to a meeting in full punk mode. On a motorbike. Otherwise known as the fic where England has pink hair and a tongue ring and America's subconscious makes a lot of innuendos about guns. USUK-ish. Oneshot.

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.

America and England decide to put the Transatlantic Telephone Room to better use. Too bad Churchill needs to make a phonecall. Implied USUK.

War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over. YAOI, KakaNaru, ANBU!Naruto, panicking!Kakashi, ruthless!Sandaime, READ. THE. WARNINGS. --- Chapter 7: Brainbreaking for everyone. Yes, everyone.

USUK and FRUK. England was once an empire, a pirate, and was still one of the most prominent nations of the world. He was afraid of nothing. ...Nothing, except fingering himself. But like the world... fears can be conquered. Masturbation, vibrators DP.

In which Alfred watches Arthur sleeping away a lazy Wednesday afternoon, idly musing and thinking his affection one-sided. It isn't. Gentle, breathy USUK fluff.

Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.

Oneshot. America was surprised when he found that, to some people, England was actually considered attractive.

Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.

An English man and a Prussian man walk into a bar… And in turn, face the consequences the next day. Slight Prussia x England.

Sometimes it is the actions of fragile, mortal men, that can change the world. Young!England centric .

A collection of moments picked out from the years of turmoil that followed the French Revolution, up until Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo, and the signing of the Final Act at the Congress of Vienna.

England has had enough of France molesting him. After voicing his complaints to America, the younger nation decides to help out, oblivious to the fact that England might not appreciate the gesture... USUK

UKUS. He had slept the sleep of the saved. America had slept the sleep of the condemned. Inspired by artwork by TechnoRanma.

Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.

USUK. Roses are red, violets are blue, but green has always looked better on you. The Special Relationship as a marriage from then until now.

So what if he's always busy with work? So what if he's friends with a lot of people? So what if he's loved by many? So what if I'm not the only one in his eyes? That's easy to fix... ::10051, Byakuran/Shouichi, ByakuShou:: mystery/serial killer AU

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Japan wished China wouldn’t be so foolish, trading tea for opium whilst England and America laughed. UKUS/UKxChina/USxChina

A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.

and one where Shouichi said goodbye. 10051

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

UKUS. "No matter what I do or say, no matter if I revolt or defy, no matter how angry I make you, you will always forgive me. You will still love me. You will still call me America." Oneshot.

FrUk. France felt his mouth go dry. England was looking back at him, green eyes half-lidded and a growing smirk on his lips as he slowly brought the pen up to his mouth and- Mon Dieu.

Irie tries to remind himself that those lips will issue the command to kill Sawada Tsunayoshi-but after each kiss, he can't even remember the face of the one he chose to betray his loyalties for. .:10051, 51100, Shouichi/Byakuran; PWP; canon timeline:.

12. Shaving off Francis' beard will only result in temporary satisfaction and is therefore not worth it. 70. Attempting to watch The Sound of Music will only result in tears. 71. America's tears. A list fic that does what it says on the tin.

He will give everything to get rid of this man. This man, Byakuran, who has not only conquered him, but also the destroyed world. .: Byakuran/Shouichi, 10051 :. • Part of multifandom AU •

Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.

Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.

France/England. England has an erotic dream...which somehow leads to phonesex with France.

Because 'you're a twat' and 'I love you' are completely synonymous, at least according to America anyway - America/England.

It really is a special relationship. Five short, fluffy fics exploring a relationship between America and England. Um, explicit sex between two country-boys. Possibly dangerous and/or illegal amounts of fluff.

Zero Kiryuu is a Chief Inspector working in the Homicide. A series of gruesome murders make him face his greatest enemy, Kaname Kuran, with whom he shared a dreaded past. Crime-Yaoi ON HIATUS!

They had nothing and everything in common. More importantly, Harry Potter and Uchiha Sasuke each had something the other badly needed, an edge, and the determination to damn the consequences of their actions. Short oneshot, mid-timeskip, year six.

Another story inspired by Blackened Wing's discussion board, where ideas are accidentally created for talented or insane authors to nurture and love... and quite possibly pervert. This is shounen-ai, so be warned.

Vegetative propagation, means sometimes vines spread. Particularly youkai vines... Kanzeon has a plan, and Sanzo is Not Happy. A bit AU, and definitely odd.

France suggests an unusual means of resolving a taxing issue for the Allied Powers. Naturally, England disapproves.

Matthew wishes to discuss a personal matter, and, much to Arthur's horror the person that he wants to discuss it with is -him-. Canada/ England

Arthur hesitated for a moment. ‘The snow,’ he said, ‘it always makes me think of you.’ Canada/ England; sheer fluffiness

The power to love is the power to hurt. Shouichi meets with Byakuran one last time before leaving for Melone base.

The year is 1776. The French Revolution is in full swing, and two drinking buddies, united in their love for beer and for battle, find themselves sitting in a little pub wondering what it could all mean for them.

After "Becoming", Buffy stops at the bus station... and goes somewhere very different from L.A. Bleach crossover, sequel to Petals in the Wind.

An insight into the workings of Konoha's most famous interrogation expert - and his relationship with a certain one-eyed Anbu. Ignores plot after timeskip.

Take heed: if you circle the wrong sex on the Academy application form, the mistake WILL haunt your child. Kakashi can attest to this because she’s a cross dressing, gender confused kunoichi, and it’s all her father’s fault. :Female Kakashi, AR preseries:

The ripples from Halloween continue, in Sunnydale and Soul Society. Directly follows "Lone Flower".

Halloween, from the possessor's point of view. So much for research in Soul Society's archives.... Challenge response to TtH's #1112.

Morals never stopped Orochimaru from keeping the dead from their rest. After being summoned in battle and forced to fight his own son, Hatake Sakumo wakes in the ruins of Otogakure and decides he wants to go home. Too bad 'home' was twenty five years ago…

A tale of webs, capes, responsibility and humanity.

AU. A hitokiri is a hitokiri until he dies. Kenshin knew and understood this years before arriving in Tokyo. Now, his secret is in danger of being exposed as he battles Shishio. WIP [Saitou and Kenshin friendship]

Jiraiya was twenty-four, and knew that the kid was going to be friggin' screwed in the head when he peeked over into the rush bassinet and saw a tuft of light hair buried in a mismatched pile of puppies. :JiKaka, sort of. MinKaka if you squint.:

What if the person who had to defeat Atem and send him to the next world was not Yugi, but a destined successor from the past? T for Language

My attempt to answer the question "How did Hitsugaya end up with Matsumoto as his lieutenant?"

Into every shinigami's life a little tennis must fall. A oneshot BleachTeniPuri crossover.

Yukimura had known since the third grade that a boy named Sanada Genchirou had a crush on him. [Yukimura x Sanada]

PostDH. ONESHOT. Harry sets himself on one last desperate quest to prevent the apocalyptic future. But will he have the guts to do what needs to be done, for the greater good? Dark!Harry

The process of waking up and keeping sane throughout an entire day is something Hatake Kakashi has learned to master over the years. [Kakashi centric]

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

Fuji invites Tezuka to a cactus convention, and Buchou has no idea what's in store. TezuFuji with special guests. Originally written for TheirWhiteDay

"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.

ANBU era. KakaYamish. Kakashi gets Tenzou to drop his towel. Not nearly as sexy as it sounds.

Hitsugaya Toushiro is called a genius, the youngest Captain in Soul Society. What path did he walk to claim that title? See author page for spoiler warnings.

A collection of short pieces, in a companion story to Frozen Sky. What are the thoughts of those watching Hitsugaya as he makes his rise to Captain? See author page for spoiler warnings.

SpiderMan is still evolving. Slash. KravenxPeter.

Five generations of teachers and students—scenes from the life of Konoha’s Yellow Flash. With appearances by Yondaime, Sandaime, Jiraiya, and Kakashi. Genfic, one shot, complete.

Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!

An encounter between Vergil and Dante, yaoi, twincest and all that good stuff

Kouga decides to set the record straight on who it is he really likes. Yaoi, one shot.

RyousukeTakumi. Ryousuke, Keisuke and Takumi all write journals about their hidden thoughts. Yaoi. No flames please.

Destiny and Fate fight it out for a promotion using Echizen Ryoma as their subject, Mizuki and Yukimura as helpers, Fuji and Tezuka as the victims. FujiRyo, TezuRyo

A InyuSess fic. Not the basic in heat story. Sesshomaru notices that his half brother is actually... beautiful. And he wants to KEEP him! For HIMSELF. And he will do it, no matter what. Update: COMPLETE!

One sunny day, a curious Plantling found a book entitled 'For Mature Reading Only'. What would the little guy do about it? One short oNe sHoT. SEEDs ship centric. Warnings of incest, etc. If you know what I mean. :p

Ever wonder why Fuji never exacts inhuman tennis vengeance against Atobe after the Hyotei match? This is my effort to explain it, along with a suitable does of InuKai drama. TezFuji, InuiKai, Silver Pair, Atoji. COMPLETE!

Harry is sent to Azkaban for murder. Years later Dumbledore comes to release him but what he finds is nothing like what he was expecting. Dark and very unforgiving Harry

An AU where Ichimaru Gin is innocent, and other people aren't. Spoilers for the Soul Society arc.

A one sided pseudo discussion of nightly habits goes awry as Anakin takes ObiWan's meaning in a completely different direction than intended. AniObi SLASH!

Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]

The Sith and the Jedi have never been able to coexist peacefully – so what of Anakin and ObiWan? SLASH.

Ethan's Halloween costume chaos... backfires. Multiple crossover, Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, and Pet Shop of Horrors among others. Many others. Be afraid.... Complete.

Oh look! A Weiss Mary Sue! Another story of the perfect girl joining WeissSchwarzSchreientKritikerRosenkreuzetc.! OH. MY. GAWD. You HAVE to read it. Aya and Crawford are the Embodiment of Mary Sue Haters. I think. DONE LIEK WOAH.

In which Fuji goes to high school, plays a lot of tennis, and perhaps grows up a little as well. Featuring Fuji, Tezuka, and a lot of Rikkai.

Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!

Thrown back in time by Lord Voldemort, Harry must adapt. Who should he befriend, and fall for, but the man who sent him back in time himself. –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, noHBP– EDITED 25/01/09

Complete. The last four chapters were rewritten. Aftermath. The apprentices stuggle to rebuild their lives. The Summer of Choices may be over but life is just beginning for The Four Apprentices.

Konoha's youngest jounin is assigned to teach the village's youngest genin. [Oneshot: Yondaime and Kakashi]

Post OOP: Harry, still haunted by the events at the DOM, escapes Privet Drive and Snape becomes his unwilling accomplice. Complete.

A gift for reviewers! Riku is an all around troublemaker. Sora is a young merboy willing to bend the rules. What happens? YOU decide! (RikuxSora...maybe...)

RikuxSora When presented with a chance to obtain something you want more then you wanted to breathe, would you take it? Even if you used unfair methods? Chapter 9! Story Complete!

After the crash, Vash struggles between his brother and his own ideals, and Knives struggles to cleanse the world of the humans and Vash of the humans' taint. When tragedy occurs, the Stampede is destroyed before he is even born. KxV, angst

Kakashi muses on teammates, abandonment, saving valuable manpower, and choosing paths.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Keisuke's birthday leads to an interesting discovery for both his parents and Bunta... but, hey, it could be worse!

COMPLETE! Some people have come a place far, far away and a time far, far ahead to ask for help on an urgent matter. The target place and time? Moscow, February 2008. The problem? They’re in Cleveland, September 2003. And that’s just the beginning of the

Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.

Legolas is now a novice warrior and struggles to establish his own strengths, apart from his family. Ch 12. Entertaining Visitors. Story complete.

A What If fic based around episode 7 of Yami no Matsuei. It's a oneshot fic of what might of happened if things just happened to go Muraki's way with Tsuzuki-san. ^.^

A Knives/Vash YAOI fic... Rated purely for the coupling- incest is fun. SPOILERS are contained for episodes 17 and 26! Knives gets exactly what he wants from his twin.