NOTICE: From now on, my darling friend Maddy Soup is going to be updating my story for me, and thus it will be posted on her account. I'll still be writing it, but she, being the darling sweetheart that she is, will be the one to host it.

Dear Soupie,

You can take this as my first and only love letter to you, my darling, my muse, the sweet breath of my morning dew! I thank you dearly for hiding my documents for me so that I no longer have to keep them on this the 'community computer,' more often used to defile my writings more than help them along. Thus, I offer magnanimous praise and gratitude at your feet from a lowly 'hoe-bag' like myself.

Love forever,

-M.w.H.