Ello. Me new so I'm going to tell you bout meself:

- I am EXTREMELY RANDOM

- I love fashion and art the same

- Me Polyvore tis AbbyEM2

- Couples-

VICTORIOUS- BAde, Cabbie, Tandré

WIZARDS- Mason/Alex, Justin/Juliet

SLOD- CAILEY

BTR- Jo/Kendall, Camille/Logan, Carlos/Stephanie

SWAC- Channy, Tawnico, Grady/Chloe

GLEE- KLAINEBOWS :) :), Finchel, Quick, Lauren and Puck, Artina, Brittana, Bartie, Wemma

I might be a little slow to posting stories because I have so many ideas coming to me throughout the day that it's hard for me to execute and focus on one at a time

List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order.

1.Jade

2.Cat

3.André

4. RObbie
5. Sikowitz
6. Beck
7. Sinjin
8. Rex
9. Tori
10. Trina
11. Lane
12. Cat's strange bro

1. Have you ever read a (6)/(11) fic? Do you want to?
(Beck and Lane) that is SO weird! Do you think I want to? I'M HARDCORE BADE! And that dude uses WAY too much hand lotion...

2. Do you think (4) is hot? How hot?
(Robbie) Cute, in a geeky way

3. What would happen if (12) got (8) pregnant?
(Cat's bro, Rex) THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE AND GROSS.

4. Can you recall any fics about (9)?
(Tori) Umm.. Yeah she's kinda the lead character, so DUH!

5. Would (2) and (7) make a good couple?
(Cat and Sinjin) I guess, but Cabbie is A LOT better

6. (5)/(9) or (5)/(10)? Why?
(Sikowitz, Tori) (Sikowitz, Trina) Um pretty sure he could be either's grandfather, so neither

7. Is there any such thing as (1)/(8) fluff?
(Jade and Rex) I don't think so. He's a doll. It's kinda pathetic if you're in a relationship with a doll when she is with BECK( who's hot on so many levels, but I'm not one to interfere with Bade)

8. When was the last time you read a fic about (5)?
(Sikowitz) I don't think I've ever read one, but I bet there are some

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).
Jade, Sinjin(*shudder*), Tori, Sinjin (*double shudder*), Jade, Lane, Beck (:( THEY WILL NEVER HAVE A 'brief unhappy relationship'), Sikowitz, Cat's Bro. Well, that's odd

10. How would you feel if (7)/(8) were in a fight?
(Rex, Sinjin) I would laugh, cause I laugh at most everything

11. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
(Sikowitz) I would run to the store for coconuts so I would have some when he came over

12. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
(Rex, Lane) "Backing slowly away..."- or- scream

13. How would you feel if (2) diced you in the worst possible way ever?
(Cat) That's not very Cat-Like, sounds more Jade-ish

14. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
(Tori, André) "FINALLY, Tori FINALLY realized that Beck belongs to Jade, and that you and André are meant to be! Have fun kids ;)"

15. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?
(Cat's Bro) To be honest, I'm not very surprised

16. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
(Trina) Throw her Fuzzini boots out the window so she would leave, and have a much-needed laugh

17. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
(Jade) I would find Beck :) :)

18. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
(Robbie) I'd be touched then direct him towards Cat, who LOVES diasies ;)

19. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is your reaction?
(Beck) don't care, just as long as Jade doesn't find out. I kinda like my face the way it is now...

20. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you'd do?
(Sinjin, Tori, Robbie) Scream

21. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would they teach you?
(Cat, Lane) All about her magical world and how to make red velvet cupcakes; He'll try to figure out why I'm insane, and then teach me the importance of moisturizer

22. What would happen if (7) discovered (3) and (8) were having a secret relationship?
(Sinjin, André, Rex) I am scarred for life

23. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a (6)/(10) fic.
(Beck, Trina) Trina feels guilty about almost killing him when her tooth was killing her, so she tries to do the hardest thing she's ever done. Apologize.

24. What kind of plot would you use if (4) wanted to seduce (3)?
(Robbie, André) By André, you mean Cat, right? RIGHT?

25. If you wrote a songfic about number (4), what song would you choose?

(Robbie) I Wanna Hold Your Hand- Beatles- CABBIE :) so simple and sweet, also very light-hearted. Perfect for this couple

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¢.н.є.я.ι.ѕ.н. тнє мємσяιєѕ
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ℓ.σ.ν.є. αη∂ ℓєαяη
ƒ.σ.я.g.є.т. αη∂ ƒσяgινє
я.є.м.є.м.в.є.я. уσυ σηℓу нανє
σηє ℓιƒє тσ ℓινє~

"I believe in pink.
I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner.
I believe in kissing, kissing a lot.
I believe in being strong, when everything seems to be going wrong.
I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls.
I believe that tomorrow is another day and
I believe in miracles."
~Audrey Hepburn

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think being unique is cooler then being cool, copy this into your profile.

When life hands you lemons. Throw them back and demand skittles

Skort = a mullet for your butt

"It's a...giant...mushroom! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY! MOOSHY GIANT FRIEND!" - Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender. (best Sokka line EVER)

98% of teens do drugs, smoke, and have sex. Copy and paste this into your profile if you like bagels

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit

Okay, I really hate these things, but this really creeped me out, so...

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

MUST READ!!

When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Say "Ding" on every floor.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

~total=5 ~

() You have run into a tree.

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

~total so far= 15~

() You have accidentally caught something on fire

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

~total so far= 14~

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

~total so far= 20~

() You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

~total so far= 23~

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total 28- poop. im stupid :(

Proof of the Existence of Stupidity

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Oh, but that saves so much time!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(And that would be...)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with head colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(And I'm taking this why?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(Hmm...Something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to what? No doors?)

On a Japanese food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(Captain Obvious strikes again)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.