Char Bio #1

Name: Washiti Blundertok

Race: Goblin

Occupation: Adventurer, Mercenary

Allegiance: Anyone that pays the most

Features: Black hair tied up into a ponytail, smells like gunpowder, purple eyes, bat-like ears, 4.2 foot tall

Famous Quote: "If it blows up that means I can kill it"

Favorite weapon: Anything that's flashy and can cause a big explosion

Weakness: Himself

Bio:

Hey yo! Well, this is where I introduce myself right? Here are 10 things that you should know about me and what I think about some things.

1. I like blowin' things up

2. Tick tick boom=Profit?

3. I'm not really a Hordie or an Ally. But I've heard the Alliance is better, The Horde is tearing itself apart...hm...decisions decisions

4. I don't do murderin' of innocent and possible moneybags

5. My favorite hangout? I can't decide...Ratchet or Gadgetzan?

6. I don't do deals with faggots

7. Undead creep me out

8. I would like to have a healer around, I usually end up blowing myself up as well

9. Horses? Raptors? Kodos? Who needs a mount when you have a Pocket Rocket?

10. I prefer Gnomes and Dwarves than other Goblins.

Char Bio #2

Name: Fishertraz of Frostpike

Race: Ice Troll

Occupation: Adventurer, Wash's sidekick

Allegiance: Belonge to the Scoruge. Now, not affiliated to any of the two factions

Features: Pale blue skin, has a white stripe of warpaint across his eyes, huge tusks, 7.6 foot tall.

Famous Quote: "Eat piss mon"

Favorite Weapon: His runespear that was given to him when he became a Death Knight

Weakness: Fire, Not having his weapon around.

Bio

I ain't be doin' gud at dis interdoctian thin'. Bah, I be tellin' yah 10 thins' about meh.

1. I don't eat people

2. I always trie tah help da people dat need help. Neva abandan no people. Nat even teh little ones

3. I actually be afraid o' dat Goblin, I saw wat he did to does orcs

4. Who be needin' a horse when yah be havin' ya own undead raptor?

5. Dah reason I not be rottin be because mah troll regeneratian be keepin' mah body intact, dat be meanin' dah loas be watchin' me

6. People run when I juz want a hug.

7. I can't help it when I show off, I like tah amaze dah people mon.

8. Yes, what's down dere still works.

9. No, I don't like dancin'

10. "Eat piss mon" be what I gat frem mah fatha, and my fatha's fatha, and my fatha's fatha's fatha, and so on. It be a family insult.