I'm just that one kid in class that everyone seems to know, and I barely know half of them.

Also, I'm a writer. A lot of times I write yaoi, sometimes het, but rarely yuri.

Still, I have a thing for many things. So who knows?

But enough about that, introductions aren't really interesting.

Just know, that my audience's happiness is my happiness. Always be happy, and here's a message to remind you of that:

"Here I am! Come now everyone, I'll explain it for you! About all those things that worry you, those problems you're thinking about, ALL OF IT, I'll explain it for you!

Um... everyone, being happy... It's your duty! Are you happy? You know it's your duty, right? Are you doing as expected? We, the happiness and peace of mind committee, wish only for your happiness and we'll support you!

Being happy is your duty! Being happy is your duty! Being happy is your duty! Are you happy? You know it's your duty, right?

Being happy is your duty! Being happy is your duty! Being happy is your duty! Are you happy? IT'S YOUR DUTY!

Therefore, we hope you'll be at ease and do your duty! Your happiness, is our happiness. Are you happy? It's your duty, okay? Are you doing your duty?

If you aren't content...

HANgiNG! DeCAPItaTIOn! FIriNg sQuaD! bOiLiNG! drowNiNG! ElecTrocUtIon! bUrNinG! BuRIEd AliVE! POisoNINg! StonInG! dismeMbeRmeNT! CRUCiFixioN!

PICK WHICHEVER YOU LIKE!

Alrighty! Come now everyone, you should only be full of happiness! Worries and dissatisfaction, you don't have any, right? How scary, it really is scary!

YoU aLl aRe sO haPPy, iT'S scAry!" - From the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee