Canis Vimes
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Joined 12-03-02, id: 303880
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Discworld.
Right, this is me, updating from my last bunch of ramblings, to a newer bunch of ramblings. It's a saturday, and I have nothing better to do, OK?
Ahem. I'm 14 now, and live in the middle of almost nowhere north of Scotland. The name Canis Vimes...well, Canis because it's latin for dog, which is my little play on the character of Sirius Black, but there were way to many Sirius's out there already. So I added the Vimes.
Because I like Vimes. :P So there.
Er... I love Phillip Pullman, JRR Tolkein, Terry Pratchett, JK Rowling, and many others which I can't think of right now.
And I love to write. So that explains me being here.
*sigh* Something tells me i'll need to redo this as well.
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The Marauder Chronicles by C.K. Talons reviews
COMPLETE "They say that the world is a wonderful place, full of love, happiness and joy. Until recently I believed that. But times have changed. What they don't tell you, is there are people out there who are more like monsters...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 414,220 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 9/10/2002 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Fellowship visit Rivendell again by Vladivos reviews
Expect randomness (read the reviews if you want confirmation of this)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 12/20/2002
Thorin and Thranduil by Vladivos reviews
An imaginary reason for Thorin and Thranduil's hate - NOT HUMOUR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2003
Hearts and Bones by Nomad1 reviews
Death, a bar, strange traditions, and pink things.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Complete
The Ring by gilbo reviews
Confusion is okay
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
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The Death of a Duke reviews
Vimes is murdered, but death is confused as to why he isn't technically dead. *FINALLY chapter FIVE.* V. sorry I've taken so long, to those of you who care!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
The Watch in the Real World reviews
Title says all. First chapter...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 12/26/2002
Marauding in Scotland reviews
The Maruaders go on a school trip to Scotland. Humour. I've finally done chapter four! But it's not very good. Eep. I'm preparing myself for court scene. Ahem. Anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.