CrackedLipshide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. Name: Britt Stuff you should know: I started this account in 2008, and now it's 2019. The 10th anniversary of CrackedLips has come and gone. It’s been fun to go back and read my old stuff. More fun still to read all the replies and encouragement from this community. Occasionally I'll get notifications from this silly thing and it makes me so happy that there are still people out there getting a laugh out of my sleep-deprived teenage brain. I can’t say I ever really abandoned the idea for WHSG. I always thought I’d come back to it and reinvent the story into something better as my skills developed. Now I'm at a point where I want to get back into the swing of storytelling and get reacquainted with who I am as a writer. It's been a while but I can't think of anywhere better to practice than here. So... guess I’m back Fandoms Naruto, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, so many more Updates 08/30/19 I'm working on an update! Don't lose hope!!!! Stories When Holes Swallow Girls - A beautiful, beautiful trainwreck. Please... don't read it. Pending a rewrite since the dawn of time. The Genesis of Terror - The New Story. I have exactly no plans for how this will turn out. Just gunna write and see what happens :) | |||||||
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A Change in Priorities by sea.nymphe reviews
Tom Riddle develops a fixation on his new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Granger. What begins as fascination slowly morphs into obsession.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,739 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 7/11/2018 - Hermione G., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 268,079 - Reviews: 7411 - Favs: 6,585 - Follows: 6,891 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,307 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 2,818 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/16/2006 - [Kimimaro K., Sakura H.]
Lovely Ashes by Violet Nightmoth reviews
The final Horcrux has eluded the Golden Trio; instead, someone else has been tasked to find it. Now she must travel back in time and trick a teenage Tom Riddle into revealing its whereabouts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 117,783 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 9/28/2009 - [Tom R. Jr., OC]
Lord Charming by forthright reviews
CU. More than Sesshoumaru's pride took a blow when he lost his arm. He's in a delicate position... and desperate enough to seek the advice of a self-proclaimed expert. A clumsy romantic adventure told in 100-word snippets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 800 - Words: 128,606 - Reviews: 19787 - Favs: 4,698 - Follows: 3,790 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
A Marriage Inconvenienced by lulu42 reviews
The math was simple: Him plus Her equaled a genius marriage. It's really a pity he forgot to mention it. Kakasaku Complete with Epilogue!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,880 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,101 - Reviews: 2879 - Favs: 5,458 - Follows: 6,492 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
Narcissus by Frozzy reviews
[HIATUS - will be back!]The blood sample was the last thing Sakura needed to piece together the puzzle of Madara's death. Once it was pieced together, Konoha would face the lies of the past, and Sakura would play a special part in the exoneration of the Uchiha name. With two brothers united within the gates of Konoha, Naruto and Sakura have their work cut out for them. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,604 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 8/10/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
Right Place, Wrong Time? by Shan84 reviews
It was just another boring day at Borgin and Burkes for Tom Riddle... That is, until a certain bossy, crazy-haired witch stepped through the entrance. Is this your usual time travel story - or is something else at play? HG/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 129,418 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Secretly, Yours by Brutality reviews
On October 31, 1991, Hermione Granger ends up in the Room of Requirement instead of the girl's bathroom. She meets eleven-year old Tom Riddle, and thereby begins an exciting companionship with a boy from the past. [DISCONTINUED]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,345 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2939 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Unspoken Bonds by hisuigreen reviews
At sixteen, Sakura ponders her role in the village that she has always known. After doing some un-intentional research, she soon finds herself connecting with someone she has never met. :Sakura-centric: REPOSTING HAS BEGUN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,012 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Settling the Score by noidont reviews
I'm stubborn – I'll freely admit it. But unless Wood gets on his bloody knees and grovels for me to rejoin the team, I'm done. I'm talking giant, Nile River-style tears flowing down those obnoxiously sharp cheekbones of his, or no more Seeker. OW/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 147,458 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
Stiles has been a teapot for 3,308 days.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Crooked Teeth by Silver Standard Society reviews
Through usual mishap, Kagome's been separated from the group. Through unusual circumstance, Sesshomaru has decided to return her. Unless, you know, he kills her first. A long story told in short snippets. Complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 420 - Words: 49,480 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Have a Nice Day! by Speechwriter reviews
Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,892 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Anatomy of Affection by Moriyasha Neko-hime reviews
As a former resident of Hell, Neuro is unfamiliar with certain physical displays of human affection. But as he starts experimenting with Yako, will he grow to like it too much? /PREQUEL TO TOKEN OF AFFECTION/
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,104 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Neuro N., Yako K. - Complete
Qualities by GoXC reviews
First fanfic! After reading a book, Sai attempts to portray the qualities he thinks women desire in a man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sai
The Obsession by Desert.Moon reviews
Takara grew up hearing tales of "the child-monster," who ate small, badly behaving children. The day she turned six, she discovered that the child-monster was actually a child: Gaara. Now, an unhealthy obsession has been born...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 203,331 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Gaara, OC - Complete
lie to me by smartalker reviews
Because everybody knows that fairytales are a bit stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
against everything natural by smartalker reviews
In which Hermione totally goes there, and transforms Draco's "Little Malfoy" into an umbrella.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Root of Desire by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Moved to AFF. Tom's first visit to Diagon Alley isn't quite the utopia he imagined. Hermione Wilkins helps him out, but it's not as if she could ever really know what goes on in Tom's head. Young!Tom Adult!Hermione Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Reckless Abandonment by Buddy Kenneth reviews
With the Golden Trio focused on finding Voldemort's horcruxes, Morgan Caldwell is entrusted to go back in time to find something the Dark Lord hid during his 6th year at Hogwarts. She was prepared for trouble, but not a charming Tom Riddle. SEE PROFILE FOR NEWS CONCERNING UPDATES!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,969 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2962 - Favs: 3,438 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11729 - Favs: 9,715 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4865 - Favs: 5,708 - Follows: 4,107 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Gone to the Dogs by Tally Mark reviews
Kagome needs help, and there's only one dog who can do it. In which Kagome learns a thing or two about dogs and Sesshoumaru learns a thing or two about fun. SessKag.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,457 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 8,674 - Follows: 3,306 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Circle by Heatherlyy reviews
Sakura meets a younger Kakashi on a reconnaissance mission through time. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,576 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Clandestine by SilverStarShine94 reviews
A ring; a promise, a representation of eternity, some kind of sick, twisted marriage proposal that made her toes curl. ItaSaku. Written for the fabulous Half Elven as part of the ItaSaku Fic Exchange 2010.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Guardian by forthrightly reviews
COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 2,411 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,420 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 3,519 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Lines by Aria Illusine reviews
ItaSaku, "The lines that had been so carefully drawn between them, boxes to cage them so that kidnapping and incarceration would mean nothing but more enmity on either side, had blurred and smudged." The results of one impulsive incident.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 4,357 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
University Steps by Phoenix Satori reviews
And, do me a favor? When you see me in the Quad, pretend you don't know me.' Derek and Casey at University. May god have mercy on us all. ::Dasey One-Shots::
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,207 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Derek V., Casey M.
The Three Things I'm Sure Of by OddityAwesome reviews
There are three things I have never once doubted, and I never expected one person to be able to prove them all. SaixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sai
The Centerpiece by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,015 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
valued white lies by smartalker reviews
The whole fat world’s a naked model posing for a treasure map, flaws dolled up by X’s. — Cheshire Cat
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Cheshire Cat - Complete
Misunderstandings by The Master Weaponsmith reviews
KakashixOC...that funny little book of his...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,677 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Gai M.
Seven Feudal Fairy Tales by LadyBattossai reviews
After reading a poetry scroll amongst the relics once belonging to Inuyasha's mother, Kagome traps herself and Sesshoumaru in another world, where they must journey through seven, different fairy tales and complete the poem if they wish to return home.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 172,926 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
shinobi by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku IIP-verse Non-Massacre AU. Contrary to popular belief, Itachi did not seduce Sakura during the time she was nursing him back to health. No, it was the other way around, an innocent seduction that ensnared the Uchiha heir like nothing else could.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Something Ever After by icy roses reviews
ON HOLD: Three years later and three years wiser, Rei finds that she has made the biggest mistake of her life and scrambles to fix it. But as she comes to see, it's not that easy. She must create her own ever after, for better or worse.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,464 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sesshōmaru
Midnight Tears by Kodukadvakch reviews
“You can only hate someone whom you have the capacity to love, because if you are really indifferent, you cannot even get up enough energy to hate him.” Hate and love. Where is the line between the two? GaaraxSakura. Quote by Sri Chinmoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,863 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
memories once forgotten by smartalker reviews
Even Sasuke must have had baby pictures. — SasukeSakura, implied SakuraItachi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
oblivious sunshine by ElasticBobaTurtle reviews
Yet she is there the next morning. Sasuke, Sakura, Team 7.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Waiting For Dawn by Magick reviews
And there was nothing but blood, and breath, and time…" When two people have nothing left to desire, when they have lost the light at the end of the tunnel sometimes it takes another person to relight that candle. TomHermione, TRHG. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,311 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Royal Idiot by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Naruto had a brain. Surprise. Surprise. And he's going to use it for a groundbreaking achievement--getting them together. Sasusaku. Slightly crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
pitfalls of perfection by smartalker reviews
My name is Marianna Anastasia Rinslet Ysabell Summer Underground Empress. But you can call me Mary Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shades of Grey by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura knew that Sasuke would hate her when she brought him back to Konoha, but she was willing to let him do so, as long as he came back. She hoped she could save him from his darkness...but more than that, she hoped he could save her from her own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,103 - Reviews: 2552 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the talk by smartalker reviews
Where do babies come from? — GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
hold me by smartalker reviews
Temari! Gaara just touched a girl! — GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Awakening by stones reviews
It took her years to build those walls up. It took him a week to tear them down. Itachi/Sakura, Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,063 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 4,544 - Follows: 521 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Miriam's Well by Aelibia reviews
What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Fairytale by icy roses reviews
Rei discovers that her crazy grandmother's tales have more to them than she previously thought. Fairytales are never what you expect them to be. Especially when they involve demons.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,167 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5730 - Favs: 8,264 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Tattoos and Sakura Don't Mix by montycrowley reviews
Oh god. It was like a scene out of Icha Icha Paradise. Team 7 One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Bite me by Tally Mark reviews
In which Kagome gets bitten a great deal. It's hard being delicious. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 304 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Greatest Neji Fic Ever by recodan reviews
Seriously. Read this. This is the second best thing I have ever written. It is true to the charecters and perfect in all ways.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Neji H., Lee R.
Flowers Grow by La Editor reviews
It might have been able to grow, because some things aren't always what they seem. And she tries not to tremble. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
like a heart that stumbles onto knowledge by arabesque05 reviews
Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Next Time by kc-archive reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Lateral Geniculate Nucleus by Muffytaj reviews
When half a minute is still too slow. SasuSaku, of a sorts. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reverence by TeaForRevenge reviews
Hunny wants. MitsukuniHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
A Sad Lack of Consonants by fiendish-muse reviews
A PARODY. One day, Sesshoumaru falls madly, deeply, and dangerously in love with Kagome when she is weeping in the woods and becomes determined to have her as his mate. Bad plot twists, bad romance, and generally bad writing ensues.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Loveless by Kodukadvakch reviews
You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul. GaaraxSakura. Happy Birthday Gaara!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Capitulate by arabesque05 reviews
You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 134 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
candykiss by Northlight reviews
There are some grownup things Hunny wouldn't mind trying. [HaruhiHunny]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
game two by Northlight reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru come up with a new twist on an old game. HaruhiHitachiins
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Colours by Muffytaj reviews
Sakura and Naruto don't belong in Sound, and Sasuke will not have them there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rituals by Muffytaj reviews
Every shinobi develops rituals to keep them sane. These are Naruto's.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Muffy's Version of a Blanket Fic by Muffytaj reviews
Come on, we all know this cliche. It's cold, snowing, and a boy and girl have to survive somehow...such a pity Sasuke doesn't have a romantic bone in his body.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Individualistic Monsters by Siluial reviews
[GaaraSakura] He's not so much of an enemy anymore. (COMPLETE)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
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The Genesis of Terror reviews
Life as an intern for the Hidden Leaf's interrogation unit could get somewhat bleak, but it was certainly never boring. Itachi x OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/17/2018 - Published: 11/11/2018 - [Itachi U., OC] Kisame H.
When Holes Swallow Girls reviews
So there I was, on my merry way to Science, when I nearly fall face-first into a large gaping hole in the sidewalk. It wasn't even, like, a sewage manhole or anything - just a huge, black pit. Seriously, what the hell? OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,871 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sasuke U.