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HI!

I do have a dA account:

If Creature Feature is your favorite band, copy/paste to your profile.

You know you read too much JTHM and watch too much Invader Zim when:

1) You've gotten into several 'Lasers vs. Smoke Machines' debates with your friends. (once...Didn't end well)

2) Every time you hear a teacher say "Children today have it so easy", you're tempted to scream "YOU SPEAK LIES! LLLLIIIIIEEEESSSS!" while clawing at the air like Zim (Oh, you wouldn't believe how many times I done that!)

3) If someone says the words 'Red and Purple', the first thing you think about is the Almighty Tallest, not the colors.

4) You learn someone in your class is named 'Johnny', and emit a fangirl squeal (*sniff* I don't know anyone at school named Johnny)

5) You now think all Chihuahuas are EVIL! (Somewhat)

6) You've taped your fingers together to see what it would be like to have only three fingers

7) The thought of Dib being Johnny makes more sense than it actually should (It makes sense, but they ARE from different times and places)

8) You now order 'Brainfreezies' at movie theaters and drug stores (I'm gonna try to ask someone for one)

9) Your friends aren't even surprised anymore when you spout a random JTHM or Invader Zim quote

10) The name 'Jimmy' makes you shudder with revulsion

11) Speaking in third person doesn't seem odd at all (Not at all)

12) At least ONCE, you've tried to imitate one of the character's voices (I some-what sound like GIR and Gaz)

13) You want a T-shirt that magically changes logos without your notice (like Johnny's) (My head would probably implode. NOW GIMME!)

14) You're genuinely shocked whenever someone wonders aloud 'Who is Jhonen Vasquez?' (Where are they? I SHALL KILL THEM!)

15) Height has become very important to you, and you now look up (both physically and figuratively) to those who are taller than you

If at least one of the above is true, copy and paste this to your profile!


How you know you've read/watched/heard too much Creepypasta:

1) You pretend they're real.

2) You actually have conversations with them, through Role-play or your head.

3) You draw them/think about them constantly.

4) You quote them.

5) At some point in your CP infested life you've tried to do something they did.

6) You threaten Red, Silver, or Ben through your computer when it does something wrong.

7) You pretend to live with them.

8) You pretend to be them.

9) You wish you could actually be them/live with them.

10) You give up and let them take over your life completely.

Repost this if you've had too much Creepypasta in your life.

Best GIR Quotes:

"I don't knoooow."

"And IIIII'MMM...EHEHEHE! I don't know."

"You gonna make biscuits, you gonna make biscuits, you gonna make biscuits?!"

"Aww...It likes me!"

"To make room for the cupcake!"

"I miss you cupcake."

"To make room for the tuna!"

"He's gettin' eatin' by a shark!"

"WHYYYYYYYY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IZ HIS HEAD SO BIIIIIIG?!"

And so on.

Descrip: Brown, curly hair, which goes down to just past my shoulders. 5'2". Pale-ish skin. Glasses. Hazel eyes.

Likes: Sarcasm and the shit: DOWN BELOW!

Dislikes: Ass-holes on da internet and in real-life, other shit. XP

HEHEHE!

I also love insanelyADD's Jeffy and Johnny comics on dA,
so go check 'em out!

My favorite band(s) is(are) Creature Feature, Marcy Playground, Evanescence, Maroon 5, The Birthday Massacre, WEEN, and Rise Against.
My favorite movie is Tim Burton's The Corpse Bride
My favorite game(s) is(are): Minecraft, The Sims 3, Dishonored, WolfQuest, and Fable III.
My favorite song is "One Last Breath" by Creed
My favorite book is "The Gashlycrumb Tinies" by E. Gorey
My favorite TV show is Invader Zim
My favorite YouTuber(s) is(are) danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, KickthePJ, crabstickz, SkydoesMineCraft, Deadlox, and Sims3Symbiote
My favorite ship(s) is(are) Phan, Skylox, ZaDr(cowers behind Dib), and JayXBriar.

Lyrics of the Day:

"Happy Birthday" by The Birthday Massacre

I think my friend said "I hear footsteps"
I wore my black and white dress to the birthday massacre, birthday massacre, birthday
I wore my black and white dress

I think my friend said "stick it in the back of her head"
I think my friend said "two of them are sisters"
"I am a murder tramp, birthday boy", I think I said
"I'm gonna bash them in, bash them in", I think he said

Then we wished them all a happy birthday
We kissed them all goodnight
Now he chases me to my room, chases me to my room, chases me in my black and red dress

I think my friend said "don't forget the video"
I think my friend said "don't forget to smile"
"You're a murder tramp, murder tramp" I think he said
"You're a murder boy, birthday boy" I think I said

I think my friend said "stick it in the back of her head"
I think my friend said "two of them are sisters"
"I am a murder tramp, birthday boy", I think I said
"I'm gonna bash them in, bash them in", I think he said

I think my friend said "don't forget the video"
I think my friend said "don't forget to smile"
"You're a murder tramp, murder tramp" I think he said
"You're a murder boy, birthday boy" I think I said

I'll probably post stories and between 2-3 times a week or month, depending on:
TIME AND WRITERS' BLOCK!
(Oh! And muse and mood!)

Expect JtHM, IZ, RG, YouTube, CreepyPasta, Corpse Bride, 9, FHFIF, and RTGO stories and quizzes, also animal ones, too.

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.
Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only utensil-type thing available.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when u laugh uncontrollable at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when your crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,
Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".
Crazy is when you cry over the loss of a spider you saw for three seconds and then someone killed it(even though your deathly afraid of spiders). (and alergic!)
Crazy is when you scream at your teacher because your D.O.L. says you have a brother when you don't so you won't write it out, then they have to carry you to the room that's sound proof and you try to strangle your self with your shirt and pound down the door even though your only eight.
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Invader Zim should kick Sponge Bob's yellow square ass post this in your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace, no wait, facebook...no wait again, twitter, crap I mean Tumblr! is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! (He caught me singing, but I couldn't help it! I got the music in my SOUL!)

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

JHONEN VASQUEZ FOR PRESIDENT! Copy and paste if you'd vote for him

IF YOU WISH TO CONTACT ME ELSEWHERE, HERE YA GO: Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/BeatlesLuvr1391 DeviantArt: ABOVE

More About Me
Your Weakness:

Your face and love/pain for others/caring.
Your Fears:

Okay,The internet disappearing, everyone I love dying at the same time randomly, and Creature Feature's avoidable disbanding.
Your Perfect Pizza:

Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:

See Creature Feature, Get Creepypasta to be my friends and come to life, Speak to Jhonen Vasquez, kick Nickelodeon's ass, aaaaaaand bring my fave comic characters to life as my buddies!
Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:

XP or XD
Thoughts First Waking Up:

I dun wanna get up! *gets up and turns alarm off then goes back to sleep*

Your Best Physical Feature:
Definitely my face. As in, the feeling I put into it.
Your Bedtime:

Depends on how long I'm on my laptop.
McDonalds or Burger King:

Meh. Tie.
Chocolate or Vanilla:

Swirl. *questioner explodes*
Do you Smoke:
Fuck that shit. Smoking is bad. I won't ever and I never have.
Will you Smoke:

Never. Fucking. Ever.
Do you Swear:

Yes, I fucking do.
Do you
Sing:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Do you Shower Daily:
Usually during the week I (try to) shower every morning, but on weekends...
Do you behave yourself:

Not usually. I'm he queen of sarcasm.
Do you get Motion Sickness:

Not yet...
Do you think you are Attractive:

A little. Not a lot, though.
Are you a Health Freak

No, not really.
Do you get along with your Parents:

Not my mom. She's a biotch.
Do you like Thunderstorms:

Well, DUH! Who doesn't?
Do you play an Instrument:

Used to. For a year. Not any more, unless you count my voice.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:

Zalgo no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:

Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:

Nope...But my dad has!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:

Singer/Vid. Game Designer
What country would you most like to Visit:

Canada, eh?
Number of CDs I own:

I can't even count.
Fave Food
:
Pizza, tacos, taquitos, aaaaaaaaaaaand bacon.
Fave Music
:
Soft rock, horror rock, rock, classic rock, hard rock, heavy metal rock...etc.
What do your feet smell like?

Tuna. (JK)
What does your hair smell like?

Blood. Hair.
Can you clap with your feet?

Hold on...Yes.
Have you seen purple cows?

Yes...I shall now go dance with them into oblivion!
If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like?

I wouldn't...ew.
When you think of the words "George Bush", what comes to your mind?

Don't even...

If you have OJVD (Obsessive Jhonen Vasquez Disorder) copy & paste this onto your profile

I Love Creature Feature.

Favorite songs:

Creature Feature:
The Greatest Show Unearthed
Buried Alive
Bound and Gagged
A Gorey Demise
Such Horrible Things
Six Foot Deep
Aim For The Head
Grave Robber At Large

It Was A Dark and Stormy Night

House of Myth

The Birthday Massacre:

Happy Birthday

Secret

Sleepwalking

Two Hearts

Pins and Needles

Over

Marcy Playground:

Saturday

Blackbird

Good Times

The Vampires Of New York

Opium

Crazy Katy

Star Baby

America

Dog and His Master

Pigeon Farm

Never

Ween:

Falling Out

I'm Dancing in the Show Tonight

Rise Against:


Hero of War

Swing Life Away

Evanescence:

Hello

Haunted

Whisper

Lies

Missing

Exodus

Imagination

Maroon 5:

Payphone

Pure Imagination

Marilyn Manson:

Sweet Dreams

Favorite Authors:
Stephen King

Erin Hunter

Favorite Cartoons
On Disney: Phineas and Ferb

On Nick: Invader Zim, The Secret Show, and My Life As A Teenage Robot

Favorite Poet:
Shel Silverstein.

Favorite Artist:
Jhonen Vasquez-Duh! And insanelyADD-if she counts. And Puppytypewriter and Suchanartist13.

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