I found this on many different sites on many different accounts, I thought it was pretty cool.

[x]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.[x]
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[x]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.[x]
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.[x]
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.[x]
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. only cause I live there
[x]I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.[x]
[x]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.[x]
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[x]I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.[x]
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of
girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[x]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.[x]
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.[x]
[x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.[x]
[x]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.[x]
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.[x]
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.[x]
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.[x]
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[x]I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.[x]
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
[x]I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.[x]
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.[x]
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
[x]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.[x]
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.[x]
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.[x]
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.[x]
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.[x]
[x]I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.[x]
[x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.[x]
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.[x]
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[x]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.[x]
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[x]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.[x]
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. ._. i can explain
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.
[x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.[x]
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[x]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.[x]
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to
castrate everyMan on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.[x]
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and
Cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet:
Past, present, and future.[x]
[x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.[x]
[x]I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie[x]
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[x]I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.[x]
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.[x]
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.[x]
[x]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.[x]
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.[x]
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[x]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.[x]
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.[x]
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
[x]I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.[x]
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
[x]I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.[x]
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
[x]I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.[x]
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling
perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears
at one mistake
[x]I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems[x]
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
[x]I'm FRENCH so I must have tasted SNAILS and FROG LEGGS and liked it![x]
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be a fat couch potato.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.[x]