So I was a long time lurker here for years, and I admired many talented writers' work on here. Thank you to each and every one of you who helped me get through boring days at work by making me laugh at my phone.

The reason I'm writing this is in case someone accidentally (or occasionally on purpose) clicks the bio button and wants to see what I'm about. Now that I have my stories posted, more of you may find my profile (though I honestly have no idea how some of you people found it in the first place).

Thank you to metaman2324 and SilverShadow767 for being the first people on here to tell me to keep doing what I'm doing. You made me ridiculously happy. FailedContinuum, same to you, your words made me smile for the rest of the day.

But most of all my thanks go out to a dear friend who inspired me to write again. It wouldn't be appropriate to share her name with all you strangers but these pieces are first and foremost for her. I can't express how deeply I've enjoyed writing this story and it's been too long since I've had this much fun typing. I look forward to getting the stories out of my head.

The first two stories are there, a third is in creation. The biographies are there so that people can keep up with all the characters whose backstory I don't go into. I know they all need edits, and I will get to them when I finish the sequel.

There will be some mature content coming as well for those of you who either want and/or want to avoid that sort of thing. You may be able to guess I fall under the first category.

I write for me, and I do that because it's a part of me. I write for her because she's amazing. If you like that, you like it. If you don't, nothing changes. Let me know what you like, and I really appreciate all your encouragement and feedback. if you want me to write something for you I'm always interested in new ideas. Especially from people who play D&D and want their characters to have a little fun off the table.

If you get nothing else from this rambling diatribe, please follow and check out some of my "favorite authors" because they are much better writers than me and deserve recognition for their work ethic and especially for their humor.

Thanks again everybody. Keep up the good work.

UPDATE: The sequel is finished, so please check it out. I've gotten a lot of good feedback, I'd like to reach out on forums and see who else might be interested in some new work. Also, it looks like the artwork is forthcoming, and honestly I have more drawn images than I can share on here. We're working on a folder to show you the best ones.

UPDATE 2: (5/3/19) I'm honestly not sure when the third part in this story has been released but personal business has kept me too busy to get much work done. What I have done is written a number of Mature one-shots that I will be releasing all at once under the header MMM, so look forward to that in the next week. I'll also be updating Biographies to detail the nature of more of the characters, maybe including some that haven't been featured yet. But that will be some time coming.