This whole story needs to be rewritten and I know that. Please stop telling me so. Thanks. Link is a strange child. He always has been. Talking to animals is one thing, but when he meets up with the new kid in town, his world is turned upside down and then some.

A collection of my older, harder, yaoi oneshots. (Pairings: ShadowxVioxShadow, BluexRed)

Marth was content in his ordinary office job until a certain suggestive window cleaner turned up, dirtying his thoughts and muddying the waters in his relationship with Pit. The man won't leave Marth alone, and Marth is beginning to doubt what he wants. -CHAPTERS 12 ONWARDS REMOVED DUE TO EDITS-

Red has been in love with Blue since kindergarten. When he runs into him again in High School, will his love start to bloom? A Mature Four Swords AU yaoi. BluexRed, ShadowxVio.

Blue wants Red, but can't and won't admit it, even to himself. Will Red be able to unfreeze Blue's heart?

It may be close to the heavens, but that doesn't mean it's heaven. When Pit's parents are both killed, he's sent to live with relatives he never knew existed - and for reasons unknown, they hate him. But when a stranger shows up...rated M for abuse

Link is a young boy who is just starting high school. On his first day he faces the irritation of being a Freshman, but he also attracts the attention of one of the school's bad boys... LinkxVaati Don't like, then don't read.

Sequel to: The Other Half of a Hero. Three years after the fall of Ganondorf, Link decides to leave the land of Hyrule in search of his lost partner and ends up caught investigating the mysterious world of Termina to prevent its destruction. L/DL Yaoi.

Ike's never liked anyone, at least not like that until he sees the pretty 'girl' at the gig they're playing. Slowly they start a tentative friendship and figure out this thing between them along the way. Hipster AU. Ike/Soren, Boyd/Mist.

Loki thinks about how different he is, and why, and about the only reason he truly belongs on Asgard, as his relationship with his foster brother develops. WARNING WARNING WARNING: Contains Loki/Thor. Don't like, don't read.

Co-written with Dayraider. A chance encounter on a forest vacation gives Link a new perspective on his relationship with his new lover... Yaoi LinkxPit, fluffy lemon from the off, Neko Link! Don't Like Don't Read!

LEMON! DARK THEMES! YAOI! You know, all the good stuff xD Dont like? then dont click. Simple as that! Dark Link is given a mission to kidnap our fav hero! Yea heard this before. Dark turns good and they live happily every after BUT NOT THIS TIME! GASP!

Zelda tenia mucha razon cuando le grito "¡No puedes ser más torpe!" porque a decir verdad no existe nada mas peligroso que un bello angel enamorado. YAOI- LinkxPit y varias parejas más- LEMMON :D

Tenshi is lonely but she decides to do something about it. Character death.

"Eres hermosa… Y estoy seguro que dentro de unos pocos años serás una mujer aún más hermosa de lo que eres ahora". AU. Alvin/Elise.

ALTERNATE ENDING UP! Shadows 'artistic views' are getting Blue into awkward situations again. Can he withstand the temptation? BluexVio crack paring? mentions of ShadowxGreen. Yaoi, AU. Lemon edited out.

"We made a promise. You said that we'd always be by each other's side, that we'd protect each other. You only accomplished half of it. I miss you." YAOI Dark Link/Link. Rated M for future chapters.

Sollux is blind and has to rely on Karkat to protect him from threats without and within.

Link and Pit face the challenges of Link's pride during their new relationship. Songfic to the song "The Pieces Don't Fit Anymore" by James Morrison. Rated M for content and language.

Blue and Red have been friends since childhood. The young knight devoted to his Prince, and there's one way to insure they can stay together... -One-shot, AU, BluexRed, M,- full description inside

AU. Marth desapareció una noche sin dejar rastro tras hacerle una extraña pregunta a Ike, quien no parará hasta encontrarle. ¿Cómo reaccionarías al descubrir los secretos más oscuros de aquel al que amas? IkeMarth. Ike POV. CAMBIO A RATING M.

The first clear memory is of a blurred movement of a ducked head.It's only after that meeting that numbers and times and dates started to begin keeping time in your head. RictherAster Pregame

You breathed in the salty air of the sea and you watched the light play on the waves, counting clouds and telling stories.You wanted it to last forever. RichterAster

Side story to Revelations. Pit has a few surprises planned for Kuro's birthday, and so does Kuro...

The night before the final battle, Simon accepts a little challenge. SimonxViral, MalexMale, M-rated.

Okay, really. How can someone be a cat and a shark at the same time? Zero sense. Really uber fail lemon, going to rate it M so that no one has a freak attack, sex kitten reference. This hasn't been proofread by the by. ViralxSimon ftw.

Link, deeply scarred by a devastating loss, has closed his heart to the ideas of love and Valentine's Day. Can a certain "Cupid" stop him from giving up on love altogether? LinkxPit. Mentioned RoyxLink and MarthxLink. YAOI

It all started out with a stupid dare from Shadow, and now he was stuck in some goddess forsaken abandoned dorm, and on Valentines Day to boot! All thanks to some 'ghost rumor'... What was that crying sound? -BluexRed-

"Spontaneity? From you, Richter? The world must be ending. And I'm okay with that." They're best friends and roommates and they argue like an old marred couple, but they wouldn't have it any other way. Pre-game. Light slash

While they have been taking their time with their relationship, now that they are living on their own together, Marta is anxious to take it to the next level. It seems that, while hesitant, Emil feels the same way. Maril/Martil (Emil x Marta). LEMON.

A VioxShadow Oneshot, submitted for a contest on DeviantART. Vio reflects on his relationship with Shadow at a New Year's Eve party.

Part of the Just So series, sequel to Just so Blue. "I can't wait for our 18th birthdays." – it had been a phrase from Red that had been in Blue's mind all these years, and now nearing their 18th birthdays, what exactly was going to happen? BluexRed

Darmani y Mikau: todos los que hemos jugado a Majora's Mask sabemos quiénes son, pero... ¿qué hay de la máscara deku? ¿Cuál fue su origen? En este one-shot contaré la historia del deku a la que pertenece, ese pequeño olvidado del que nadie habla.

A one-shot from Linebeck's point-of-view. Ever since Link found Tetra on the Ghost Ship, he's been very out of it. As we all know, I cannot write a summary. Review?

What if Link and Dark Link got together? What if? Contains yaoi. LinkXDark Link. Don't like don't read Rated M for a reason

It had been a long time coming... Nine years, in fact. And Link was now more than ready to start his new life with the one who had, so long ago, stolen his heart.

Just a poem of Vio's POV.ShadowXVio.1st writing!yay!Plz dont kill me!

Link didn't expect to meet his lover at his work. He also didn't expect his lover to be a vampire! What happens when Link Is a bartender and he meets Dark?

Sequal to, "Questionable Innocence". Scared stiff of Red's 'behavior', Blue lets it slip to Vio about what goes on behind closed doors. Then Vio squeals to Shadow. Too bad he sees this as the opportunity of a lifetime! Yaoi! 4 Swords Links x eachother!

"...romper el huevo también significaba romper los esquemas". Demian/Sinclair.

Shadow disappeared a few months ago, and since than Vio's been sinking slowly into depression. When Shadow appears in Vio's dreams, the purple clad hero is heartbroken when he wakes up. But, what if his dream wasn't really a dream? Yaoi/shounen-ai

Grabbing Vaati around the waist, Link pulled him to the bed, dropping him on it as a camouflage of pillows and blankets fell around the wind mage. Dropping down with him, the molestation began again. Warning: VaatixLink SMUT

VioxRed RedxVio Everyone has their own special way of expressing themselves. Who's to say baking delightful treats isn't one of them? Yaoi Oneshot COMPLETE Collab with Rider of the Whales Check us out on DeviantArt!

In which Blue and Green get stuck in a cabin together during a raging snowstorm...

In which Blue discovers just what Vio's been reading all along...

Path of Radiance. Follow the Greil Mercenaries as they fight to get their country back-and to get laid. IkexSoren, OscarxKieran, ShinonxGatrie, SothexTormod, etc. All your favourite yaoi pairings (and some you might not expect) in one easy package.

It's the next day of both Link's and Linebeck's best nights in a while. The fairies return with knowledge Link and Linebeck would rather keep secret. Lemon, SMUT. LineLink and CeilaxLeaf. Neri x Cuss Word -EDIT- Sequel to: Laundry Day

::Shota:: ::shonen-ai:: ::Marth/Ike:: "Me gustas". Marth jamás se imagino que aquel par de palabras cambiarían su vida para siempre.

Nobody gets away with hurting Aster while Richter is around. Quick, super random drabble, somewhat implied aster/richter, character death.

ShadowxVio 'It's been three years since I last saw him. Shadow, I mean. I remember watching him fade away with a smile on his face, before he disappeared into nothing. Shadow… I still have yet to find you…'

First songfic,character death. Small fic about the feelings Vio experiences as he realies that he's never gonna get to see his shadow again. From the LOZ four swords manga. Please review.

Link and Kafei have now returned to Hyrule but they still have one more obstacle to overcome; Malon. Link must break off his engagement to Malon before he and Kafei can truly be together. Will everything work out for the two men? Link isn't so sure...

LxL Don't Like Don't Read: Laundry is a dull process, surely the hero of winds has something else to do. Chapter 2: SMUT

Richter's been having nightmares, and Aster is worried about him. Just a short, fluffy AsterxRichter drabble for your enjoyment! Rated T for language.

When Link visits Vaati's house, he reflects a spell Vaati tries to cast on him. But when Vaati returns to normal, side effects occur and Link has to deal with it. Will the effects change their lives?... yes, it will. LinkxVaati. OOC. AU. Shonen-ai

A drabble. A LONG drabble. Lemon that became a plot... LinkxDLink Dark reminisces on his past with Link and struggles to convey his feelings to his counterpart.

Unwavering kindness and unstoppable determination - that's what drew Pit to Link, but there was more. Safe in Link's arms, Pit knows their bond is unbreakable, and asks his Hero for the ultimate act of love. Heavy yaoi LinkxPit, juicy lemon, DLDR!

Hay momentos en los que siente que Marth es simplemente inalcanzable. Demasiado frío. Ike no entiende cómo alguien puede darte el mejor sexo de tu vida y luego ignorarte como si nada hubiera pasado. Concurso comunidad The prince and the Mercenary

Marisa Kirisame x Alice Margatroid, Romance. Yep, it's 'bout my OTP again!

A simple competition brings Link and Pit's relationship to a whole new level... Heavy yaoi LinkxPit, juicy lemon, seme!Pit, hints of IkexSamus, oneshot. Don't like, please don't read! Giftfic for the great Dayraider!

Desde que Ike conoció a Marth, sintió una inmediata atracción por el príncipe y, aunque llegaron a hacerse buenos amigos, nunca reunió el valor para confesarsele pero, ¿que pasará con él cuando note que alguien más se le adelantó?

Apesar de todo lo que ha pasado, Marth siempre ha tratado de mostrarse fuerte para los demás. ¿Qué pasa cuando ya no puedo manter esa fachada? Será tarea de cierto ángel sanar las muchas heridas del principe que con su rezo le ha regresado la vida

An EmilXMarta LEMON one-shot. Takes place during the scene where Marta and Emil meet on the bridge in Altimira at night. Have you ever wondered if something MORE happened that evening? I have and so I wrote this fic. Story continued by fan request

50 Theme's on LinebeckxLink Linebeck x Link Linebeck/Link LxL L/L. This is Shounen-ai; which means it's boyxboy. Don't like you don't have to read. But please do anyway. Okay's I'm terrible at summeries!

A clever plan and some sweet playfulness gives Ike a better understanding of why Marth insists he try desserts. One-shot. Ike x Marth. FOR MATURE READERS.

There was that particular hair lock that was always standing. "May I touch it?" - asked Richter. "Sure, go ahead" - permitted Aster. When Richter's fingers touched the lock, all he could do was not to moan in sheer joy. Light Richter/Aster

Shadow wakes up with amnesia. Uh-oh...Yaoi VioxShadow.

Marth makes a bet with Samus and loses. I'm not good with summaries, sorry. Just read it. Ike X Marth. YAOI. You have been informed. Definitely rated M for a reason.

LoZ: Four Swords -- The reason as to why Vio left the Dark World, and Shadow. Shadow/Vio NONCON, ANGST

Manga-ShadowXVio-Ficlet/Drabble-Spoilers Vio tries to tell himself that he doesn't love Shadow Link.

Blue drills Red on using the sword, and Red cant stand it. This description sucks. BluexRed, yaoi.

Ike learned the hard way; if you're allergic to strange scents and aromas, do not try bath and body products. Fortunately, Marth doesn't mind at all. One-shot. Marth x Ike. **July 25 2009 - Fic re-edited and slightly extended.

Link's search for a beloved friend leads him to the land of Termina. But once there, he learns he must collect the Four Essences of each of Termina's peoples in order to reawaken the hero within. M for yaoi, shota, bondage. "Essence" chapters are lemons.

The Happy Mask Salesman's fateful meeting with the Skull Kid. Based on the opening of Majora's Mask, where the Salesman tells you about the theft of his mask. The title says it's a monologue, but the title is a lie.

As the saying goes: If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Link's POV, IkeXMarth

Tenshi needs a well-placed slap in the morning to help her get going. Ended up alot different than I had originally planned, but oh well. I'll try again next time with focusing more on romance than humor. Shoujo ai. Tenshi X Iku. Please R & R!

My very first LOZ: Four Swords fanfic! Red wakes up Blue in the middle of the night, wanting someone to comfort him from his nightmares. But is that what he's REALLY after?

AU. "I feel that good assistants should be rewarded," The Hylian spoke between lips locking, smirking at the dazed expression Pit gave as he held his head back to receive an answer. "Don't you?" Lemon, laptops and telephone calls. LinkxPit

Seven minutes after Vaati returned to the Minish realm was all it took for Link to realize how deeply the mage had affected him. LinkVaati. Shounen-ai. Christmas present for Magi Nova.

YAOI LIME: Link and Pit meet, and they become lost in a wild jungle! Just how will they escape? Or do they even want to? WARNING: This fanfiction contains tasteful sex and foot fetish mateial.

Sakuya X Meiling shoujo ai fic. Sakuya ends up letting it slip that she raped Meiling last night...or was it really rape at all? Rated due to constant mention of rape and a certain 'm' word. Yuri, lesbians, shoujo ai, shojo ai, the good stuff Please R & R

A SSBB love RP with ThaWalrus. LinkxPit, PitxLink. However you flip it, it's still HAWT.

Link/Pit pairing, requested by Midnight Crystal Sage! Two hearts are brought together during the Star Festival, and seal their love in the midst of the night. Contains a boy/boy lemon!

Yaoi, LinkxPit. Giftfic. Rated for language. "Pit, there are three reasons my goddamn erection's not going down and all of them involve you being here, you're naked and you're also soaking wet."

Set IN MMZ3. Harpuia wakes up to a strange noise caused by Alouette, and they must now keep what has happened between them a secret. However, Harpuia must face a battle between his morals and emotions. HarpuiaxAlouette, one-sided ZeroxCiel, LEMONS!

PH - LxL .. So fluffy.. seriously .. if you can get through the story.. good job xD

Great... I have just succeeded in humiliating myself beyond repair... I'll just wait for the floor to open up and swallow me whole... and the floor's not budging... Link x Pit. Yaoi. Oneshot.

Oneshot -X's P.O.V- Zero nunca llegará a amarle como él quisiera... Yaoi ZeroX con algo de Lime, estan advertidos

On a cold windy night, true love blossoms between two slighty challenged individuals, VaatiLink, oneshot, minor smutty stuff...

Written for the 101 Kisses challenge on LiveJournal, because somebody had to. Join the adventure for mistaken identities, mischief, mended hearts, and more! [Slash, fluff, sap, and some het]

Minish Vaati Link - Plotless one shot, takes place after Link defeats Vaati in Zelda Minish Cap. shounen-ai Rated for mature situations