Hey... So this is my profile... not that anyone will ever care enough to read this but writing it will fill my time with something I guess.
So this is ff.net so I'll start with covering my bases there:

'My' Fandoms:
BBC Sherlock, Criminal Minds, NCIS, Star Trek TOS, Star Trek DS9, Star Trek TNG, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Voyager(yeah so I'm a Trekkie... what of it?) Doctor Who, Torchwood(and a Whovian. You're most likely getting the 'nerd' vibe by now.) Harry Potter(Books are Better), Sherlock Holmes(As in the ACD books) Sherlock Holmes(As in those new movies w/ RD Jr.) Wire in the Blood, Twilight(We all have our guilty pleasures), James Bond, might post more as they come up.

Ships I Love:
Remus Lupin/Sirius Black (I LOVE this ship with all my heart)

Unrequited John Watson/Sherlock Holmes (I swear to you, Sherlock's an ace, and poor poor john is destined to get his heart broken in to tiny little pieces, but he'll stay at 221B anyway 'cause he just can't bring himself to leave... oh and this is in the BBC version)

John Watson/Sherlock Holmes (New movie version this time)

Severus Snape/James Potter (oh come on people! We all know it's true!)

007(James Bond)/Q (from Skyfall)

Luna Lovegood/ Moaning Myrtle (don't know why I love it, but I do)

Tony Stark(Iron Man)/Bruce Banner (the Hulk)

9th Doctor/ Jack Harkness

10th Doctor/ Jack Harkness

Leonard Mccoy/ Spock (TOS and JJ Abrams versions)

Ships I will read:
almost anything as long as the plot is good enough, I have a fairly high tolerance for other random Ships.

Ships I sink:
Any Hogwarts student/Hogwarts teacher (I do not care what situation you put then in... it is never believable and NEVER enjoyable to read)

Fred Weasley/George Weasley (again just not believable or fun, but i have nothing against twinsest in the right places)

Harry Potter/ anyone else UNLESS it's in an AU (I really hate Harry and so the idea of inflicting a relationship with him on anyone makes me want to kill someone, unless it is an AU where Harry is some how not as bad as he is in canon.)

What I Read: I love angst, there really is no pretending otherwise... it's just a fact. The more grisly, the more I will like it. I do not, however, like angsty stories that serve no purpose other then to get two people together. Side effect? Great! I love it! Someone is really sad 'cause something just went horribly wrong and then mr./ms./zer. perfect comes in and makes everything better? Be more creative will you?!?!?!?! I will read nearly any fic having to do with drug use, and/or serious self harm. I know it sound a little creepy, but I love it. I have some major addiction problems with both drugs and self harm. I know a lot of people think that reading about it can be a trigger, and it can for some people, but I find that it keeps me grounded, clean, and sober. This is most true in the case of Sherlock Holmes and his cocaine addiction. Cocaine being my drug of choice, I avoided those fics that dealt with it because I was worried about the whole trigger thing. Then I read a fic that was not about the addiction, but included it. I Loved this fic. In a lot of ways it made me think about why I am clean and sober today, and so I thank that writer, where ever he or she might be.

My super crazy head-canon that involves a lot of my Fandoms: So lets start out with Criminal Minds. My favorite person on the show is Dr. Spencer Reid. In my head-canon, Reid is really stuck for money after his dad leaves and he starts sneaking into casinos to earn money counting cards. Once he is discovered he has to find another way to make money, so he starts hooking. At this point I put Reid at about 13. On the streets he meets an older boy who is also hooking for money named Sherlock(BBC) who is 17 and has run away from home. The two of them become friend and stay in touch even when Sherlock moves to Florida because of some interesting murders, and then back to England after helping out Mrs. Hudson with her husband. Back in England, Sherlock is now 19 and is suffering a severe cocaine addiction that he picked in the states. He is still hooking three years later when he stumbles into one of Lestrade's crime scenes and tells the DI what he thinks. Lestrade is working with Tony Hill on the case and asks Tony's opinion about it. Tony comes to the same conclusions as Sherlock (though it takes Tony longer) and after the case Lestrade tries to find Sherlock again but he can't. at this point I think Mycroft stuck Sherlock in rehab to try and sort him out. When Sherlock is 24 he is back on the streets and carefully avoiding Mycroft. He isn't really paying the coppers much attention until they arrest him for drug possession and prostitution. DI Lestrade recognizes Sherlock from that crime scene a few years back and promised Sherlock he would give him cases to ease boredom as long as Sherlock stayed off the drugs. Lestrade looks at Sherlock's phone and sees the only contacts say 'arch enemy', 'the other one', 'mummy' and 'Spencer'. He calls Reid who is fresh out of college with his 3 pHDs and 2 B.S.s and who is planning on joining the FBI but isn't yet old enough (he is 21 at this point). Lestrade asks Reid to come help Sherlock and so Reid comes. Reid gets a job and Sherlock consults with Lestrade, and with some difficulty they get by. Also Reid takes Mycroft up on his 'spy on Sherlock for money' offer, so they end up fairly well off. They go on like this until Reid is 24 and Sherlock is 27. At that point Reid is old enough to join the FBI and promptly gets accepted and after he goes back to the states Sherlock goes down hill a bit. He starts back with the drugs and lives in a shitty apartment living of the money Reid let him from the whole 'spy for Mycroft' thing.

What I Write: a bunch of really bad poetry and stories. I'll try to be more creative and also I'll try to post more, but no promises. Not that your reading this anyway so oh well.

My URLs:

facebook: www.facebook.com/why.42.doesnt.work

Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/why-42-doesnt-work

FictionPress: www.fictionpress.com/u/903715/

So there you have it... my profile.
If you have read this far, then I applaud you, and thanks for listening.
I would love it if anyone who knows any would send me links to good drug or self harm related fics! I'll even review them!!
Cheers, W42DW