Hello! My name is Maya. I'm a big fan of Jpop, Fire Emblem and Sailor Moon!

My middle name is Isabelle (like Isabelle from Animal Crossing: New Leaf XD)

My birthday is March 15.

My favorite food is pizza. I especially love Domino's Pizza!

I enjoy shojo anime, especially magical girl anime.

I have an older sister named Catherine, an older brother named Austin, and two younger sisters named Summer and Angelina. (Summer's first name is actually Vivian but she goes by her middle name.) I also have a little niece named Lily.

I live with my parents and my two little sisters.

I am 1/2 Colombian through my dad and 1/4 Italian, 1/8 Irish, and 1/8 Polish through my mom. My dad's ancestors originally came from Spain. (Yep, all the cool countries are in my blood.) I'm technically considered white in Colombia, but over in the U.S. people are racist and consider me brown. You can call me Latina or Hispanic, but DO NOT call me Latinx! "Latinx" is a stupid SJW term made by non-binary Tumblrina jerks.

My dad's name is Miguel and my mom's name is Carol. My parents are still married and my dad doesn't beat my mom (stop saying all Hispanic men beat their wives! And my mom DOES work outside the home.)

I am a Catholic girl.

I love all religions except for Islam (aka Shitslam).

I am a dark brunette with olive skin and dark brown eyes. I wear my hair short. Stupid whores at my school always keep making fun of me for being a girl with short hair. At least I don't look like a hooker like Courtney Stodden or most other anorexic white trash with long bleach blonde hair.

I'm straight, but I never want to get married or have children. I'm perfectly fine without a boyfriend.

I am autistic and I was diagnosed when I was four years old.

I live in Massachusetts, but I don't live in Boston.

I collect Sailor Moon dolls. I have my big sister's old Sailor Moon dolls and I take good care of them.

My favorite sports are skateboarding, golf, and tennis, while my least favorite sports are lacrosse, football, soccer (yes I called it soccer you Britfags!), and any sport that involves male athletes wearing speedos (but especially water polo since it's a faggot sport).

I am against homeschooling, extended breastfeeding, anti-vaccine morons, natalism, female "circumcision" that mudslimes practice, vegetarianism, animal rights (I love animals, but they will never be equal to humans), euthanasia, third-wave feminism, Gamergate (it's a fucking waste of time), the Olympics, the Democrat Party, the Republican Party, socialism, communism, fascism, anarchism, the alt-right, Pepe the Nazi Frog, Black Lives Matter, Occupy Wall Street, illegal immigration (at least my dad is here legally), arranged marriages, child marriage, sibling marriage, cousin marriage, uncle-niece marriage, stay-at-home moms, men who beat their wives, men who have kids when they're 70 (like that pervert Mick Jagger), Obamacare, the term "Latinx" (again, don't you dare refer to me as Latinx!), pick-up culture, political correctness, atheism, Scientology, Mormonism, Islam, hijab, Sharia law (go back to the Middle East if you want to live under Sharia law, mudslimes), religious fundamentalism, Kosovo's "independence", pollution, poaching, whaling, seal hunting, deforestation, global warming, Columbus Day (aka Kill-the-Indians Day), legalization of marijuana, polygamy, teenage pregnancy, abortion (unless it's done on pregnant teenagers), alternative facts, and having good relations with Russia.

I think Mommie Dearest is the best comedy movie ever.

I hate SJWs like Anita Sarkeesian, Lena Dunham, and Laci Green - as well as the whiny hipsters who support them. I also hate all queer Muslim feminists (like those SJW whores Linda Sarsour and Bahar Mustafa and all the whiny Muslim women journalists on Huffington Post). Keep your Jizzlam away from my profile.

I hate the country of Turkey because it murdered 2 million Armenians and continues to deny it.

I hate Russia and its arrogant, genocidal, Trump-loving dictator Vladimir Putin.

I don't support Palestine because it's full of misogynistic sand people and terrorists. I cannot stand anti-Semitism - all anti-Semites will be blocked.

I love all Latin American countries except for smelly, stuck-up Naziland Argentina and racist Bolsonaro hellhole Brazil.

I hate that arrogant swimmer whore Ryan Lochte who lied to the cops about being robbed. My dad is a cop and he can whoop your fairy ass, Lochte. Everyone knows swimmers, divers, and water polo players are all gay fags.

I hate the Nostalgia Critic, the Nostalgia Chick, Todd in the Shadows, and Mr. Enter. In fact, I hate anyone from TGWTG because they're SJW whores who falsely accuse Sailor Moon of being "sexist". (Oh, and the Nostalgia Critic isn't?)

I hate hipsters and hipster music like Fun. and Arcade Fire, especially that hipster faggot Nate Ruess. I also hate crappy emo druggie bands like Green Day that encourage kids to drop out of school and get stoned (like that faggot Billie Joe Armstrong did).

I HATE furfags!

I hate FNAF and its bestiality-supporting fans.

I hate Caitlyn Jenner and I wish the media would STFU about her. Who the fuck decided that she was a hero?

I love Hoshido and I HATE Nohr! Die Nohrian scum!

I HATE DONALD TRUMP!!!

And BTW, I don't believe in non-binary. You're either male or female. Get it through your thick skulls and take your non-binary crap back to Tumblr.

Celebrities I hate include Lena Dunham, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, the Kardashians, Caitlyn Jenner, Jazz Jennings, Courtney Stodden, Jessica Simpson, Asshole Simpson, any of the singers listed on my least favorite singers/bands, Donald Trump, everyone else from that disgusting Trump family, Alex Jones, Jair Bolsonaro, Viktor Orban, Justin Trudeau, Marine Le Pen, Vladimir Putin, Russell Brand, Daniel Radcliffe, all YouTubers (especially those faggots Shane Dawson and PewDiePie and those Nazi neckbeards JonTron and Sargon of Akkad), Ashton Kutcher, Bill Cosby, those Duck Dynasty sexist pigs, that disgusting Duggar family, Ann Coulter (plus all other Fox News bimbos), Rosie O'Donnell, Franchesca Ramsey, Kat Blaque, Anita Sarkeesian (SJW bitch), Zoe Quinn, Brianna Wu, Laci Green, Linda Sarsour, Rashida Tlaib, Ilhan Omar, Yassmin Abdel-Majid, Lindy West, Clementine Ford (the wacky Australian feminist one), Ruby Rose, any celebrity who identifies as Muslim, any celebrity who identifies as Scientologist (especially that fudge-packer Tom Cruise), Mel Gibson, Pamela Anderson, Shannen Doherty, Carrie Prejean, Jennifer Aniston, Megan Fox, Jaden Smith, Neil Patrick Harris, Amber Heard, Heather Mills, Miranda Cosgrove, Jeanette McCurdy, Aziz Ansari, Hari Kondabolu, Zac Efron, Drake Bell, anyone from Hannah Montana, anyone from 16 and Pregnant, anyone from The Bachelor or The Bachelorette ("bachelorette" is a stupid word, people!), Milo Yiannopoulos (sexist pig), Roosh V (sexist pig), Novak Djokovic,Adam Rippon, Johnny Weir, Evgeni Plushenko, Ryan Lochte, Michael Phelps, Tom Daley, Greg LouGAYnis, Brett Favre, Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen, Lance Armstrong, Diego Maradona, Lionel Messi, David Beckham, Victoria Beckham, Colin Farrell, Jerry O'Connell, David Wenham, Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Charlie Sheen, Liam Hemsworth, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Naomi Campbell, Benedict Cumberbatch, Sacha Baron Cohen, Tomi Lahren, Oprah Winfrey, Rachael Ray, everyone on Jersey Shore, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Perez Hilton, Chris Crocker, Harvey Weinstein (rapist pig), Bill Cosby (another rapist pig), Roman Polanski (yet another racist pig), Jussie Smollett, Gabourey Sidibe, Quvenzhane Wallis, Amandla Stenberg, and many others.

My favorite singers/bands are Girls Generation, 9nine, LiSA, Ayumikurikamaki, Tokyo Girls Style, Alanis Morissette, Meredith Brooks, Kelly Clarkson, Sheryl Crow, Dido, Leona Lewis, Nelly Furtado, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Jessie J, Ke$ha, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, ABBA, Cyndi Lauper, and Natalie Imbruglia. My least favorite singers/bands are Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Iggy Azalea, Lorde, Justin Bieber, Cody Simpson, Chris Brown, The Jonas Brothers, Calvin Harris, Owl City, One Direction, Little Mix, Ed Sheeran, Adele, Elton John, Nicki Minaj, Beyonce, Azealia Banks, John Mayer, Robin Thicke, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, XXXTentacion, Green Day, Jennifer Lopez, Miley Cyrus, Hilary Duff, Cardi B, Camila Cabello, Michael Jackson (pedophile), Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Ricky Martin, LeAnn Rimes, Steve Grand, Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, John Mellencamp, the Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Maroon 5, Nate Ruess, The Format, Fun., Bleachers, Steel Train, Anathallo, Troye Sivan, My Chemical Romance (and all other emo bands), Imagine Dragons, Real Estate (especially that rapist Matt Mondanile), Belle and Sebastian, Vampire Weekend, Arcade Fire, and The Decembrists.

My favorite anime are Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon Crystal, Attack on Titan, Ouran High School Host Club, Pokemon, Digimon, Bleach, Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch, Cardcaptor Sakura, Hamtaro, Doraemon, Astro Boy, Wedding Peach, One Piece, Grimm's Fairy Tale Classics, anything from the World Masterpiece Theater, Gatchaman, Yatterman, Pretty Cure, Hana no Ko Lunlun, Cinderella Monogatari, Tokyo Mew Mew, and Ojamajo Doremi. My least favorite anime are Free! Iwatobi Swim Club, Dive!, Azumanga Daioh, High School of the Dead, Fairy Tail, Axis Powers Hetalia, Naruto, Lucky Star, K-On, all yaoi anime, and all hentai anime.

My favorite cartoons are South Park, SpongeBob (before season 6 when it started to suck), Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Rugrats, All Grown Up, As Told by Ginger, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, Winx Club, W.I.T.C.H, Angel's Friends, the original Powerpuff Girls cartoon, Drawn Together, The Goode Family, and Gravity Falls. My least favorite cartoons are Teen Titans Go, the Powerpuff Girls "reboot", Dora the Explorer, Super WHY, Pickle and Peanut, Steven Universe (SJW garbage), The Loud House, The Problem Solverz, Allen Gregory, Family Guy (liberal atheist propaganda), Veli (Gravity Falls ripoff made by mongoloid Tatar pigs), Full English, Mega Babies, ProStars, MLP: Newborn Cuties, and Mr. Pickles.

My favorite movies are Spirited Away, Ponyo, Akira, Zootopia, all three Sailor Moon movies, Lord of the Rings (although the books are better), Ice Age, Kung Fu Panda, and The Land Before Time. My least favorite movies are The Last Airbender, the animated Titanic movies (plus Tentacolino), Norm of the North, Alpha and Omega (wolfaboo crap), The Magic Voyage, all of Video Brinquedo's garbage, the Bratz movie, Sir Billi, Ghostbusters 2016, the Twilight Saga, Fifty Shades of Grey (more like Fifty Shades of Gay), the SJW Star Wars trilogy with Rey the Mary Sue, those racist, sexist Kingsman movies, The Emoji Movie, any live-action movie that involves guys wearing speedos, Frozen, and all those stupid Disney Princess/Barbie movies.

My favorite video games are Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright, Fire Emblem Awakening, Fire Emblem Heroes, Mario, Pokemon, The Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing, Kirby, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Crash Bandicoot, The Tower of Druaga, The Legend of Valkyrie, classic Tomb Raider, and Spyro. My least favorite video games are Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest, Five Nights at Freddy's (and all its zoophilic fans), Undertale, Depression Quest, Revolution 60, anything by Phoenix Games, Final Fantasy VII (pretentious garbage), Bubsy, Lester the Unlikely, and Call of Duty.

And remember, fans...sucking my dick is a serious offense, punishable by FUCK YOU!