So here's the rest of my profile! It's pritty long...

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

A guy wrote this... why do boys fall in love with girls? (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. i think every girl is guilty of this :)

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls? " After you send it, make a wish and it will come true...

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die!

Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed

The Shoes You Wore Today: Tennis shoes.

Your Weakness: Heat waves.

Your Fears: Vampoodle (an 8 foot 5 fuzzy blue and green dinosaur who I KNOW is after me) finding out where I live

Your Perfect Pizza: FOUR CHEESE, BABY!!!!!

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finishing ONE of the million stories floating unfinished in my head.

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:

oh my goddess

Thoughts First Waking Up:

Teeheehee stop tickling me!!!!!

Your Best Physical Feature: my sharpened claws

Your Bedtime: School-nights: 10:30pm - Weekends: Anytime I want.

McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King because it sounds like The Lion King

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla ice cream, melted chocolate. It all depends

Do you Smoke: No! *shudders*.

Will you Smoke: No,Gross, sheesh, bletch!

Do you Swear: Sorta. I say crabbits, funk, shingalo, bleach, motherfudge... all of that stuff.

Do you Sing: In classrooms, showers, beauty salons, pools, people’s houses, my room, recess, the balcony, living room, EVERYWHERE.

Do you Shower Daily: Yaya.

Do you behave yourself: Ehh. Sometimes.

Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes.

Do you think you are Attractive: I don’t know. Not really. Eh, let other people decide.

Are you a Health Freak: I’m HEALTHY, and sorta freaky sometimes. But, not a health freak.

Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes.

Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!

Do you play an Instrument: I just started guitar lessons at school

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No way.

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NOPE.

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YAA.

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: What… the heck?

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: author, scientist, cook, and shapeshifter. Also a musician, maybe.

What country would you most like to Visit: Japan because I love it SO FRICKIN' MUCH THA- and I'm screaming again

Number of CDs I own: Lotsa them.

Fave Food: Spicy cheese and sugar.

Fave Music: Country and those stupid kiddie songs.

What do your feet smell like?: You wanna find out?

What does your hair smell like?: I accidentally poured a jar of honey on it earlier…

Can you clap with your feet? Only when I'm feeling depressed.

Have you seen purple cows?: I had a dream about one once... *sigh*

Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

17) Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH.

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
Don’t even joke.

2. Be serious or be funny?
Funny.

3. Drink whole or skim milk?:
Skim.

4. Die in a fire or drown?
I wanna drown...

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?
Parents?

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:
Moon.

2. Winter or Fall?
Winter.

3. Left or right?
Left because I wish I was a lefty.

4. Ten acquaintances or two best friends?:
Two best friends.

5. Sunny or rain
Rain.

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
Vanilla.

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?: 2:25 pm.

2. What is your name? Look up.

3. What do you want to do?:

Dunno

4. Where do you wanna live?
In the United States.

5. How many kids do you want?
Twenty-two. I especially want blue-eyed dirty blonde twins named Allison and Jessica.

6. Do you want to get married?
Yes!

7. have you ever done drugs?
Blerggh noo!!!!

8. What do you like on your pizza?
Four cheeses and salami.

9. Can you cross your eyes?
Nope.

10. Do you make your bed daily?: Never.

R A N D O M.

1. Which shoe goes on first?
Left

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?
Yep. Then a dirty pizza was chucked at my ear.

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl.

4. Have you ever eaten Spam?
What’s that?

5. Favorite ice cream?
RAINBOW.

6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?: Four.

7. Do you cook?: It’s a hobby.

8. Current mood?
Purple

IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. Kissed some one?
No.

2. Sang?
I currently am singing.

3. Been hugged:
Yes.

4. Felt stupid:
Yep.

5. Missed someone:
Oh yea.

6. Danced Crazy?
Yaaa.

7. Gotten your hair cut?
Yea. Weird right?

8. Cried:
Nope.

9. Been kissed:
Naah.

. S T U F F .

2. Have you ever been chased by the cops?
I wish. I love being chased by people. It’s so much fun.

2. Do you have a Dog?: Nah.

The last time you've been sledding?
Never.

4. Do you consider yourself creative?
Yep. In some twisted ways, too.

Do you have any friends on FF.net?
Yep. I share another account with my two real-life best friends! It's called TheTrianSisters.

Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net
Do I need to repeat it?

Where are you?
On the floor of an art gallery

Look up, then look back, what do you see?
The ceiling, a sculpture.

What are you listening to right now?

Hero by Skillet

Last thing you ate?: Pasta.

Last thing you thought?
*cough cough* god I HATE choking on water.

You have a million dollars what do you do?
Buy lots of books and kitties.

What are you eating/drinking right now?
I WAS choking on water.

Find a Globe. Spin it. Where does it land?:

Turkey.

Find a book, turn to page 56, line 18, word 7. What does it say and what book is it?
Book: Do What You Are
Word:“Conceptualizers”. Wow.

Turn on the TV, what show is on?

There’s no TV here.

Type you name with your elbow:

Now, type your name with your nose
d46w5ql qil13. My nose has writing issues.

Type your name w/out looking
crifud’ugo;46. I suck at this.

Stand up, close your eyes, spin around 3 times, open your eyes, what do you see?
A sculpture.

If you were any character from Warriors, who would you be?
Ivypool

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?:

A pack of mints.

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Most girls;Are cheerleaders

Other girls;Are captain of the football team

Most girls;Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them

Other girls;Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"

Most girls:Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom

Other girls;Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.

Most girls;Play with dolls with their sister

Other girls:Play video games with their brother

Most girls;Have fits and plan revenge

Other girls:Play pranks

Most girls;Slap people

Other girls:Punch people

Most girls;Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats

Other girls;Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap

Most girls;Would think this was garbage

Other girls:Would copy and paste this

If you're new to FanFiction and don't know the meaning of something, feel free to use this reference. Fret not, you'll be like a pro in no time.

Signed Review: When someone leaves a signed review on a story. A 'signed review' is when the pen name provides a link to the person's profile. They are logged in when they do this.

Anonymous Review: A review that the reviewer types in the pen name. They either don't have an account or are not logged in. The pen name does not provide a link to the person's profile. There is a tab on your log in page that will allow you to delete and/or block these types of reviews if you wish.

Flamer: Someone who tells you in a review that you fail as an author without giving you any type of constructive criticism. Often, they will curse you out as well.

R/R: Read and review.

Plushie: A stuffed animal, also known as a plush toy. A figurative object sometimes given as a reward for a review.

Cookie: A treat often given to those who review someone's story.

Songfic: A story that has several paragraphs, then several lines from a song, and continues to alternate.

Lemon: A story that is rated Mature for sexual content.

AU: Short for alternate universe, where the author changes the plot.

PM: Stands for Private Message. An email that goes to the person's inbox.

Shipping: a pairing

Slash: malemale (gay) relationship

Femmeslash: femalefemale (lesbian) relationship

Yaoi: slash (usually used in anime only, I believe)

Yuri: femmeslash (usually used in anime only, I believe)

Hiatus: on leave/hold/vacation

FF: FanFiction

Cannon: Also know as a crack pairing. A random pairing, or a really disturbed one that shouldn't exist.

Feel free to help me expand, clarify, or add any definitions that I missed. Just send me a PM. (See above)

Words of Wisdom to Fellow Writers:

There, their, and they're are three completely different words.

Too, to, and two are three completely different words too.

God is capitalized. Names are capitalized. The beginning of sentences are capitalized. The title of your stories are capitalized.

There's something called a "return" button that lets you make a new paragraph. No one likes a block of text.

"Teh" is not a word. I cast Painful Death spells on "teh." (This means youDGM3)

Showing, not telling.

This line is a waste of time. Please ignore it while I think of something better to write here.

There is a spellchecker on your word processing program, unless you're using copying off AIM. And that is silly.

If I sound like an arrogant cretin, it's because I have necromagic to defend me. And yes, necromagic is a word, care to challenge me?

44 Things a girl would die for

1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly and touch her face.

are you remembering this?

6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends

keep reading

11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it.

Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19- NEVER ignore her.
20-tell her the way you feel about her!

oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips
22-Tell her she means everything to you
23-tell her what feels good
24-make her feel loved
25-kiss her in front of other girls you know

26-don't lie to her
27-dont cheat on her
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-instant message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you

are you still reading this? u better be, its important

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her

remember this next time you are with her

36. when people diss her, stand up for her. take her side no matter what.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her. (if you mean it)
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.

42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears. 43. Take her for long walks at night. (she'll feel safe, if you put your arms around her.)
44. Always Remind her how much you love her.

youll never know when she needs just a lil more love

repost this in 20 sec. or you will lose the one you care about the most!! Guys Repost: "i would do this for her"
Girls Repost: 44 things a girl would die for

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though A LOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Dovetail, AnThony Kaz,

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (Actually my best friend. Guy is practicallly the same person as me)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down (copy and paste this to your profile)

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. ((All of 'em!))

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking.

· Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis.

· Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them.

· Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.

· There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

· Don't let what others think decide who you are.

· Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone

· You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies.

· Don't let your life wait for other people.

· Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water will kinda kill the phone.

· Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.

· Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work. (coughcoughmistcoughcough)

· If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!

· If you fall on your friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when you have brand new pants on!

· What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.

· Speaking in public gets easier with practice.

· Don't do cheers off a diving board.

· Ten years from now (or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or are embarrassed by won't matter.

· Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.

· When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed.

· If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really.

· Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.

· Nothing is ever too good to be true.

· Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.

· You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.

· If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!!

· Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world!

· You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.

· Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.

· Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair.

· White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes.

· Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.

· You never know when you're making a memory.

· If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.

· If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT!

· Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are.

· There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes.

· Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both.

· Milk crates make boring pets.

· Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin.

· Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite gender make you compromise your standards. Never.

· Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit.

· God doesn't make junk.

· Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't be erased, no matter how old or young we are.

· When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all your friends are around watching.

· Dance like no one is watching.

· Write like no one is gonna read your words.

· BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.

· Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear.

· Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry

· If you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you, don’t go up to him in public, yell at him, and then slap him; it will make both of you look bad. Alternative: Talk with him, alone. And if you find out that he’s been cheating on you for more than a month,then slap him as hard as you damn well can. -Storm Midnight

· Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade

· If you yell at your older (male) sibling , but you don’t physically fight with him, you're scared of him. If he yells at you, but doesn't physically fght with you, he is a wimp and you have the right to call him a --. - Light Mischief

· It takes someone great to give me a real smile on my face. - Littlewhisker

· It takes someone even greater to make you cry. - Littlewhisker again.

The world really does go on for as far as you can see, so don't be short-sighted. historicxx

-don't worry about what other's think of you, just worry about what you think of yourself-Twitchtail13

· Dance like no body's watching. Sing like no body's listening. Love like you've never been hurt before. Live like heaven is on Earth. -Dovetail

-Dare to dream, hope, believe, feel, find, and love. If people look at you when acting funny, just look at them funny right back, they'll think you're psychosomatic, and we'll all be happy. -AnThony Kaz

If you bug your friends to review your work, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you think Sonny and Sonny 2 by armor games is AWESOME, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Bluestar shames Firestar badly when giving out warrior names, copy and paste this to your profile.

What kind of name is Squirrelflight? Birchfall? Whitewing? If you believe that Firestar can't name his Clan worth a crap, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you adore pandas, copy this into you profile.

If you're friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid. Occasional wine and church wine is fine) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a glass door, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-fivepercent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, natureboy3, Rainbowmist-314

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, (actually I have) Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlewhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!) Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-leader of SkyClan (sadly, I just entered middle school and I have a two-story house and so I am falling up the stairs all the time!!), natureboy3, Rainbowmist-314,

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch the OC, Family Guy, Laguna Beach, or any other TV shows like that religiously and never will, copy this into your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool

If you have ever been asked your age and you said the age that you were a year ago, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

If you think Bluestar is a few fries short of a Happy Meal(if u know what i mean),copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Millie stole Graystripe from Silverstream, copy and pates this into your profile.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sarklingpool, Rainbowmist-314

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Rainbowmist-314

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I am a cat demon. Well, part of one. I know I'm not a werewolf or a werecat. I yowl, not howl. I shriek, I don't scream. I've filed my nails to a really sharp point. -polishes nails on shirt- I have fangs! I believe in StarClan. If you're part of a cat demon, know it, and are proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name: Steeltalon, warriorfreak, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Natureboy3, Rainbowmist-314

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

Crazy? I was crazy once! I would sing stupid songs at school, then read books on how to read! But then I died, and people put daisies on my grave, and one is bending down and tickling me on my nose, so I'm giggling and everyone is scared of me because I'm dead and I'm not supposed to be giggling so no more daisies! I know, I'm crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Copy and paste this into your profile if this applies to you, and you know it does.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

Be my friend. Though I make fun of you and put you down,be my friend. Though I think differently then you,be my friend. Though I'm richer or poorer than your, be my friend. Even though I'm different,be my friend. Be everyone's friend no matter who they are. And if you think that certain people can't be your friend,then don't. Especially the peole who are rude,or snobby, or think there better than you. They need friends the most. Be everyone's friend. Wouldn't it be great if you could go up to anyone in the world and say "Hello friend." So will you? Will you be my friend?- Copy and Paste this if your against the constant potrayal of violence and conflict in society. Won't ya friend?

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'.

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you love horses but don't ride.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you ARE on someone elses profile right now (that's you!).

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're the type of person who'd get REALLY hyper and het up if you find one review on reader traffic.

If you believe RACISM IS WRONG, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are deeply against abortion and the killing of unborn children, copy this onto your profile.

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! LONG LIVE PLLUUUUUTTOOOOOOOOO!!

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you shut your eyes when there is a scary part in a movie, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like icecream on a freezing cold day, 'cos it tastes good’, copy and paste this onto your profle.

If you like my profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you laugh at the most unfunny things, copy and paste this onto your profile. Ha ha ha. HA HA HA!! XD. And that wasn't funny.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173, Almond of the Stars, 101BigDream, Rainbowmist-314

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, Fuzzy makes me happy, Lunadance506, Crimsonsunxx, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173, Almond of the Stars, 101BigDream, Rainbowmist-314

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile

If you have done BOTH of the above copy this into your profile

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (i get yelled at a lot for it)

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SMAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (Smap- inside joke. Anyone else read- It's Kind of A Long Story)

PONDER THIS

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numerals?

If you're against cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

This is a story about some homosexuals and their sad life. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.(This does NOT apply to me for the record! I'm strait! But, this sort of stereotype and abuse also applies to those who fear bisexual people. Please copy and paste this into your profile if you care and add your name to the list: XS Fanatic, NancyDrewSmarticus, Tsuki6047, Marshmellowtime, Rainbowmist-314.)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you love cats, then you must hate dogs. If you love dogs, then you must hate cats. If you wonder why people think this, copy and pasted this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

Paste this on your profile if you're the girl who writes fanfics instead of doing homework.

If you rather listen to Japanese music to America copy & paste this to your profile

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

Translations: Japan - English (Not made by me)

Jobun = Foreword
Shô = Chapter

Ichi = One
Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty

Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat

-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai, Deidara-sempai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

If your weird and proud of it,then join the Weird club! Then copy and paste this to your status and add your name to the list! icyprincess1, NaruSasuForEver277, Rainbowmist-314,

97% of people would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward from Twilight) standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there, eating popcorn and screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!" then copy and paste this as your status

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would get some popcorn, get a nice seat, than start chanting "JUMP, JUMP, JUMP"

95 of the teenage population would cry if they saw the Miley Cyrus on the top of the empire state building. Copy and paste this if you would be the 5 screaming "jump, bitch, jump!!

Please read this:

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head. If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, mitsuki1313, icyprincess1, Marshmellowtime, Rainbowmist-314,

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANY FORM OF VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN!!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you cant see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

(After reading this, I got out of my chair, ran up, and gave daddy a hug that squashed the living heck out of him.)

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!!Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Rainbowmist-314(USA).

"They hurt her"

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on the ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding

It is better to dwell in the wilderness than with contentious and angry women

One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf he heard it fine.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group.

"I think, therefore I get a headache."

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought (it really is, u know?)

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Random Reflections, icyprincess1, Marshmellowtime, Rainbowmist-314,

If you actually like thunder and lightening and it actually soothes you, copy and paste this.

-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me

-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Yep that's it! Teeheehee look at the pretty blue socks!

Mommy: "Stop taking my socks!"

Me: "*Breaks into a fit of unexplained laughter*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *runs of with socks*."

Mommy: "*Facepalm* oh lord..."

Bye Bye!