Sup, my names a name that shall not be named for the sake of keeping name's names an utter secret in every possible way. I write stuff. And do other stuff, lots of other stuff. GOD, why do I do so much stuff?

Previously: ArtsyreaderVOI OR A-Possibilty-of-being-Human (it kinda switches back and forth, depending)

Gender: Maybe

Age: I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter seeing as no matter what age I am i will never be allowed to legally drive a pineapple while consuming sponges who used to live inside said pineapple.

Likes: stuff

Dislikes: 64, peaches, the floor, and sleep mostly nowadays.

Currenty watching/ reading/ listening to: Homestuck. Welcome to Nightvale. I need a life.

Favorite character: ugh vague... I like Davesprite, Reborn, Tatsuma Hiyuu, Hermione...yeah I like alot of stuff so i'm gonna stop there

Other: people tell me that I am "totally crazy" I don't know what they are talking about. All I do is imagine how fun it would be to murder them and plot with my supposedly "inanimate" object friends. I don't know what they are talking about. Barnabus Mordecai Leroy Jenkins the IV is the most sophosticated cactus ever(Update: hes also the most DEAD catctus ever...i'm sad now probably shouldn't have watered him so much...)

"Well fuck." Every Villian ever who suddenly realises that they are a villian and aren't allowed to win by unreasonable logic.

"Great! Just what you need, more splinters of yourself! Figurative splinters, literal splinters, its splinters all the way down! Well...actually I think it's still turtles all the way down..." Lil Hal, Andew Hussie's very own Homestuck.

"I'm here to fuck shit up." random quote from the interwebs.

“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
Nothing is going to get better. It's not.” Dr. Suess, The Lorax

"Abandon all hope ye who enter here." Dante's Inferno, Canto III, from the Divine Comedy.

Story statusus or Stati (like octupi...which by the way are delicious):

Kidnapped Ninja: Ongoing, in the process of writing chapter 2

Weird Dream: Ongoing, Chapter 3 being written

Blue: Ongoing, Chapter 5 being worked on.

Right? Or Wrong?: Discontinued, Deleted.

Lightning and Rain: Insert random clever saying that basically equates: Hiatus. Sorry.

Hide and Seek: Discontinued, and deleted.

Ballroom Blitz: COMPLETE

Smile: COMPLETE

SledeReborn: COMPLETE

Wow, unexpected, like three month haitus...I'm so sorry! I updated Weird dream today and I expect to update Blue tommorow! Also, I might enter the Homestuck fanfiction writers, so look out for me if you like homestuck! ...or not if you dont want to! : )

5-7-13:

Hi guys, just in case you don't see my author's note, I am discontinuing and removing Right? Or Wrong? and Hide and Seek also. I'm very sorry for anyone who enjoyed those two stories, but I will continue some others, and there should be some stories in the future :)

4-29-13:

Hi, guys I should be updating soon...or if not, I'm sorry! I really have been busy! I will try for you guys, though! what will probably be updated soon: Weird Dream, Kidnapped Ninja, First chapter of a mystery story *wink* It's my specialty series if you want a hint... Anyway, thanks for staying with me if you did, if not...I don't blame you ''

3-21-13:

smacks head on table* I FORGOT!!!! I was totally supposed to this hollowed zanpakto challenge story and I forgot!! TT.TT

Ah, oh well, maybe there is still time!? (Probably not) Anyways...I love you guys! :3 you guys reviewed! that gives me motivation! *hugs reviewers* yeah I'm crazy...and sick...I hurt! :(

And I removed almost everything on this profile and copied it to a document...it was 18 pages long!!! I am so sorry about how long that was! OTL Anyways...I should update soon, but I don't know which story I feel like updating...hm...anyone want one in particular?

PEACE...(Or war if that's how you roll)

ARE YOU OBSESSED with anime

And now for you're pleasure, a You Know You're Obsessed With Anime When...

-You have vowed never to date or marry because a guy/girl would take up too much anime time.

-You have vowed to move to Japan because you are tired of waiting for you favorite anime to come out in the U.S.

-You constantly run around in anime like clothes (short skirts and such) with your friends just because.

-You and you're friends go to Toys R Us and play with the lightsabers but use attacks such as "Windscar!"

-You see on the news that a girl has been reported missing and there are no signs of her whereabouts and you automatically say "Damn her."

-You don't realize what you really said till about an hour later.

-Still you curse her.

-Everytime someone gets cut, bruised, hit by a car, stuck with a sword, etc. You look at them confused and ask "Why are you so hurt."

-If you actually know what I am talking about in the last line.

-You are sitting in the middle of a world religions class and your teacher mentions aliens, the first thing you do is turn to your friend and mouth 'kissu'! !

-You are sitting in the middle of a world religions class watching a movie on Buddhism when a monk wraps prayer beads around his wrist and you turn to your friend who turns to you and at the same time mouth "Miroku"

-You go to jewelry stores looking for a) a tear drop shaped pink jewel (escaflowne) or b) a large circular pink jewel (inuyasha)

-You and your friends fight random battles while using attacks from your favorite shows.

-You go on youtube and watch countless anime amvs and videos made by other anime lovers.

-You manage to corrupt other people around you to watch anime shows, read and write fanfiction, and read the mangas

-You can't go without thinking about anime for more then five minutes at a time.

-No matter what non-anime show or movie you watch you are always comparing it to an anime show or movie.

-You constantly pretend to be characters from your favorite animes.

-You try to convince your friends/family to go as characters from the anime with you on Halloween.

-Whenever your dad grabs your mom's ass, you shake your head and automatically think "Miroku"

-you name your dog 'inuyasha', your cat 'kirara' or your pet fox 'shippo'

-when your history teacher asks about olden day weapons, you answer " swords made from demons teeth"

-When you hear the words ‘chess pieces’ you instantly think of the war games (MAR: Marchen Awakens Romance).

-You are constantly reading *Are you obsessed with anime’s* like this and laughing at every word you see.

-You freak out when you hear 'Believe it' in real life, or a movie/ and or scream Dattebayo when you do.

-You hoard apples to give to Ryuk or eat tons of them to prove that you are a Shinagami.

Copy and paste this to your profile... after that, add 2 things that made you know you're obsessed with anime