Jack Sparrow: The only thing that matters is what a man can do, and what a man can't do. Now, you can either accept the fact that your father was a pirate, and a good man, or you can't. Now, me, I can let you drown. However, I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies…savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

Gibbs: And so on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple o’ seaturtles….
Will Turner: He roped himself a couple of sea turtles…
Gibbs: Aye, sea turtles
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Gibbs: (pause)
Jack Sparrow: Human hair
Gibbs: Human hair.
Jack Sparrow: From my back

Guard 1: Hey! Get away from there, your not allowed up there!
Jack Sparrow: I’m sorry, it’s just such a pretty boat.
Guard 1: What’s your name?
Jack Sparrow: Smith, or Smithy if you like.
Guard 1: Ok, Mr. Smith, what’s your purpose here?
Guard 2: Yeah, and no lies!
Jack Sparrow: Alright I confess. It is my intention to comondeer one of these ships, hire a crew in Tortuga and then rape, pillage and plunder me weasely black guts out.
Guard 2: I said no lies!
Guard 1: I think he’s telling the truth.
Guard 2: If he was telling the truth then he wouldn’t of told us
Jack Sparrow: Unless I new you wouldn’t believe the truth even if I told it to you.

Jack Sparrow: No! Not good! What’re you doing? You’re burning all the shade, the food…the RUM!
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth Swann: One, it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, the entire Royal Navy is out looking for me! Do you think there’s even the slightest chance they won’t see it? Give it an hour, Mr. Sparrow, maybe two, and you’ll see white sails on that horizon.
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: It must be terrible for you being trapped on this island, Jack, WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW! [sees ship] There’ll be no living with her after this

Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth Swann: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe!

Harbormaster: Hold up there, you! It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock... and I shall need to know your name.
Jack Sparrow: What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name.
Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith!

Harbormaster: Hold up there, you! It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock... and I shall need to know your name.
Jack Sparrow: What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name.
Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith!

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer! We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term

Jack Sparrow: You, sailor!
Mr. Gibbs: Cotton, sir.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
[Pause.]
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton! Answer, man!
Mr. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.
Parrot: [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails.
Mr. Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'

Ragetti: Is it supposed to be doing that?
[pointing to the Black Pearl which is sailing away]
Pintel: They're stealing our ship!
Ragetti: Bloody Pirates!

Jack Sparrow: Scarlet!
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I'm not sure I deserved that.
[A blond woman approaches]
Jack Sparrow: Giselle!
Giselle: Who was she?!
Jack Sparrow: What?
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.

Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl...how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.