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-"You want one?"

"Oh no. I'm good."

"..Hey listen, they're not gay. I promise."

"OH MY GOD! What if they were gay? What if the brownies were GAY?!"

-"You're looking very Shane today."

-Its okay to be straight, its okay to be gay, but bi? Really? This isnt the hometown buffet, you cant have a taco and a hotdog. Just pick one."

-Будьте осторожны, что вы хотите для.
Вы просто можете получить его.

-Я влюбился в вас совершенно неожиданно.