Name: Alexandar J. Calliway ["Alex" is fine.]

DOB: XX/XX/XXXX

Blood Type: B

Age: XX

Gender: X

Nationality: ...

Mother Language: English

Religion: Agnostic

Favorite Food: Popcorn

Favorite Animal: Wolves

Hobbies: Author, RPer, Friend

Top 10 Anime Characters:

1) Arthur Kirkland/Great Britain (Axis Powers: Hetalia!)

2) Antonio Fernandez Carriendo/Spain (Axis Powers: Hetalia!)

3) Sebastian Michaelis (Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler)

4)

Pets: I have tropical and koi fish. However, I want a dog and it will be named "Vodka."

Result on Uke/Seme Quiz: Chibi Seme

Sexuality: Straight as a drunk rainbow. (Meaning I'm bisexual)

Favorite Word: Arrivederci

Favorite Songs: "You're Gonna Go Far Kid" - The Offspring/"Radioactive" - Imagine Dragons

And a Few Other Things: I'm the friend who accepts everything about you without judgement. I don't mind if you do more... what's the word? Shady? Shady things but I'll secretly lead you away from the bad and back to the good. I enjoy writing and listening to people drone on and on. It's important to me to show that I'm listening rather than interrupting someone. The songs I enjoy listening to gets one pumped up and believing themselves.

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?

Here's how it works:

1. Open your library (itunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)

2. Put it on shuffle.

3. Press Play.

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5.When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..

Scene-- Band/Artist--Song Title

1. Opening Credits:

Coldplay // Paradise

2.Waking up:

Daniel Ingram // This Day Aria

3.First Day of College:

Sim Gretina // A True True Friend [Remix]

4.Falling in Love:

Of Monsters and Men // Little Talks

5. Kiss Scene:

Fall Out Boy // My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light Em Up)

6. Fight Song:

Panic! at the Disco // Ready to Go

7. Breaking Up:

Kansa // Carry On [My] Wayward Son

8. Graduating College:

Dragon Force // Through the Fire and the Flames

9. Big Break:

Panic! at the Disco // She Had the World

10. Mental Breakdown:

Panic! at the Disco // Sarah Smiles

11. Driving Song:

OneRepublic // Stop and Stare

12. Flashback:

Of Monsters and Men // Mountain Sound

13: Getting back together:

96neko [feat. Len] // Happy Synthesizer

14.Wedding:

The Living Tombstone/Eurobeat Pony // Dischord

15. Birth of Child:

96neko/VIPTenchou // Matryoshka

16. Paying Dues:

Owl City // When Can I See You Again?

17. Moment of Triumph:

OneRepublic // Secrets

18. Final Battle:

Panic! at the Disco // Miss Jackson

19. Death Scene:

Anna Kendrick // Cups

20. Funeral Scene:

Panic! at the Disco // Let's Kill Tonight

End Credit:

Michael Buble // Haven't Met You Yet

Personal Theme Song:

OLDCODEX // Rage On!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

HETALIA FANFICTION MEME

Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Arthur Kirkland

2) Alfred F. Jones

3) Lovino (Romano) Vargas

4) Ivan Braginski

5) The Royal Kingdom of Denmark

6) The Holy Roman Empire

7) Gilbert Beilschmidt

8) Ludwig Beilschmidt

9) Honda Kiku

10) Wang Yao

11) Francis Bonnefoy

12) Feliciano (Veneziano) Vargas

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Denmark and China? No, never... Are there any?

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Pretty damn hot. I mean, I like Romano a lot but I'd prefer him as a brother.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Holy Roman Empire getting Britain pregnant? ... Interesting!

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
No, sorry. I'll try to find some!

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Alfred and Gilbert... Well, they both are pretty awesome!

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Ivan and Honda or Ivan and Ludwig... Well, I think Ivan and Ludwig would be a very tense relationship while Ivan and Honda would be a secret relationship.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Gilbert found out Ludwig and Romano were in a secret relationship? He'd probably laugh his awesome ass off. No lie!

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Alfred F. Jones/Holy Roman Empire

Already Alfred could tell something was wrong with his machine. The readings were all wrong, that thingamagummy saying one thing and the whatchamacallit saying an entirely different thing! He worked quickly to try and tame the foam spewing hot tub before gasping as the center gave out a bang, the sound not too unlike a small firecracker. "..." The blonde American leaned in to inspect the damage before a tiny hand bapped his nose, tilting Texas askew.

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Ivan/Yao? Of course! RoChu is a pretty popular pairing after all.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Arthur/Denmark...

Viva La Vida

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Romano/Francis?

A plot where Francis is just playing Romano to make a certain someone jealous but ends up falling deeply in love with Romano in the process. After the certain someone has set their sights on Francis and Romano is hurt from Francis's ploy, Franny has to decide whether or not his love for the feisty Italian is worth the fight he'll have to win.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
A songfic for Honda... Hmm... I guess I could choose "Cyber Thunder Cider."

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
For an Alfred/Romano/HRE fic, it'd say "Rated FAALTDASTFUBIKYA, a "FUCKING AWESOME ADVENTURE DUDE! ALFRED! SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS!"

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Ludwig would be very awkward around Denmark... Maybe "So... I heard you were a viking..."

But Denmark... Oh Denny. He'd say "Nice shoes, Luddy. Let's fuck."

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
... May I do this later?

17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Gilbery walking in on Alfred and Feli having them sexy times?

Probably ask for a menage a trois.

18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Lots and lots of bloody rape... I feel that Arthur wouldn't give himself to Ivan and rather Ivan would force it from Arthur.

19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
???

20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
???

21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
A certain Kat does...

22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Alfred/Ivan/Denmark...

No, I wouldn't. It sounds improbable and I don't enjoy menage a trois.

23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"I'M COMING ARU!"

24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
About Denmark? Quite a long time ago!

25. What is Six's super-secret kink?
The pushbroom Chibitalia gave him would turn him on in an instant.

26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Sober or drunk. Francis is unpredictable when it comes to Kiku.

27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
America. Canada can't.

28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Yay For Complex Plots!

29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
The ship wars! THINK OF THE SHIP WARS!!!

Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."

Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets"

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping."

Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" One would hope.

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark"

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." Are you sure? Let's experiment.

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe."

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain."

Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping"

On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regular soap"

Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost" But it's just a sugestion.

Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)-"Do not turn upside down"

Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." -_-

Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary."

Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children."

Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only."

Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." So, I can't grind these dead bodies?

Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." ...What...?

American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." Someone got paid big bucks to write this one...

Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands." Put your hands up if ya tried to!

Child's surperman costume: "Wearing of this garmet does not enable you to fly." Oh go ahead. That's right, destroy a universal childhood beliefs

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
6. [Yup, that's mine!]

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait
for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press
9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy
forever.

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"