Hello all you wonderful readers you, greetings and coodles to you all... First, to the first item on the agenda: LOOKIES yeah, up there! I have a webpage _. Ok, Ok, I need to update this. Several things you MUST know about me: a) If you couldn't tell: I AM CRAZY! Don't be surprised. b) I tend to talk 'bout myself a lot, apologies for any reviews that are egotistical... I do try to say what I mean, but most of the time it doesn't come out right when I'm commenting on other people's work. c) I have the attention span of a small flea. I cannot concentrate, I am easily distracted, I think too much and too fast. Hence any incoherrence that occurs when my mind thinks faster than my hands type. That is also why nearly all of my fics are unfinished... I will finish them one day. d) I am what is commonly referred to as a "total loser" by people my own age. I don't get along well with my peers. I am of above average intelligence according to the adults in my life and I despise age discrimination. I am a whole lot older than I am! e) Yes I am obsessed with JAG, have been for some time. That is of course because not only am I into militarily orientated anything, love long boring legal documents and law, enjoy arguing with my television, am an adrenaline and action junkie but I also ah, coughs relate to the characters far TOO much. Yeah, we'll leave it at that. and f) I live in Brisbane, Australia. I'm an Aussie and damned proud to be one. If you wanna stalk me, I don't care, I'd love a punching bag but my parents won't buy me one. With me, DBP are currently in the same class as the Bush administration. (Bear in mind when I make political statements, that I am and anarchist.) Well, getting on the internet with my parents is like getting a free trade agreement with the US and Australia: we're getting there on the trade part, but the free just isn't happening. Still, I've updated most stories... Now, onto that bio: Yay! It's about me! (lol, did that sound self centered or what?) Neways, I'm 14 (and my religion is H/M Shipper... grins what can I say, I'm hopeless! I think we should start a cult and makes lots of illegal profit from someone elses creations...) I believe in you read it, you review it for two reasons: a) It's a shameless piece of self advertising b) It makes other people feel good. I love angst and in the right mood, I hate happy endings. I should mention that Navybabe rulz! As does Pissed Off Poet! GREAT AUTHOR's that bear mentioning: lin marie, Soleil2, Corvette Lead, LizD and oh, if u really want to know who I hail, check my faves list... Bekki, my fellow insane Aussie: YOU ROCK MY (ONLINE) WORLD! kay-14619- huzzah sista! I'll miss ya so much when I move! (In case no one picked up on this, kay and I were friends off-line before we discovered we both posted on fanfiction- she is my fellow kick ass cadet so don't mess with us!) Dude, everyone turn and stare at this new addition to the Aussie-JAGfan family, this one is a STAR! And JAGFreak, I swear as soon as we get those Uzis... Harmie and Mackiens 4-eva! ROCK STEADY AND I LOVE YA ALL!

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