Yo bro joe moe, I'm Cart, I participate in forums, leave weird reviews that confuse and more often than not anger the fuck out of those who get them, and that's about it.

Also, I'm not a nice person, I never have been, and I've never claimed to be.

People I care about, in no particular order.

Also some of them have nicknames, I'm listing them more for myself than anyone else.

Adorable Star Wars dork, we're back together as well. Otter, Wifey

She's definitely not a southern catgirl

Also an adorable nerd. Wishypuu Liebling Wishiwashi

Yet another one of the dorks I call friends, Cali stay away, laws of technicality mean that if you touch her I can kill you, she's mine. Cupcake, Merfin

She's a nerd, and a supermodel despite all her claims to the contrary.

The younger one of the duo of nerds on the only forum I really do stuff on. Enkelin

The older of the duo of nerds on the only forum I really do stuff on, and she's my tsundere waifu now to. Darling, Amy-chan, Blue, Wifry

Also she admitted it she's smart, sexy, adorable, beautiful, and all the other way's I've described her.

My friend, I guess, it's a complicated relationship, I'm buying her a cat tho. Mom

This little artist is OJ, she's cool, give her a shout and bug her about gathering,com would you? Osh

This little Kitten's a cool cat, from what I've seen, can't wait to ask her out on a fake date. Lils

I know nothing about her, but she seems cool, it's possible she's a he but I don't remember

I've technically known her for quite a while, but now I know she's the token ace

Some of the weird shit I've said over the years

"I heard you like Star Wars, so I put Sherlock Holmes in Star Wars, so you can deductively reason while you be a Jedi/Sith."

"Chat with him, gain his trust, then poison him"

"Don't be awkward Muffin, shove it in people's faces to make them awkward."

"Life is like a lemon, sour, bitter, and terrible, unless you like lemons."

"Idio5."

"Exactly, at the least life should use lube."

"Get a tablet, be like Komrade Kart."

"I once caught a finch with a baseball hat and my hands."

"I'm tired of your giant boobs fucking up the fullscreen"

I stream sometimes.

https : / / www . twitch . tv / llamatraumatotheskull

So I made the wonderful decision to ask Amy to describe me, that was fun.

So I may have the awesomest boyfriend I’ll ever have, although to be fair he’s my second one, so it might be too early to say that. This list could honestly maybe go on forever, but I’ll keep it short and give you three reasons. Reason 1: He cares. He cares a lot, actually, whether he shows it or not; you have to really, really look to see that inside him, but he does show it in short ways; he banned Seven for me. He tries to smile more of me. He’s even promised not to kill Cali for me, and hell that’s saying a lot. He cares about my wellbeing more than myself sometimes, and for that Cart, I thank you! Reason 2: He’s so cute! When I met Cart for the first time back in April, Cart to me was sarcastic, edgy… uh yeah. But now that we’re dating, he’s opened up to me more with hugs, kisses… pms… yeah all that! It might be because of summer, but hey, I feel like a part of it is because of me. Or it’s not. Or it is. Or I’m delusional, who knows anymore. Reason 3: Cart cares, he’s sweet, but most of all, he’s a great person in general. He’s kind, loving, open, adorable, sweet, just a mash of all these things I really wish I could be. He says he’s not all of these, and I’m sure when he reads this he’ll tell me otherwise, or he’ll just be smug and accept the fact, but he is, he really is. I don’t really understand why he likes me- I’m just, well, me. I haven’t got anything too likeable on me. But he’s so insistent on telling me I’m adorable, beautiful, sexy, smart, because he believes in those things, and as I once heard before, if you spot it, you have it. He sees all these things in me because little does he know he possesses these things in himself as well. He wanted an essay, I pretty much gave him one. Sorry for not listing more, Cart! ~ Blue

No chill