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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIIAN so i Must burn in hell
I grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless
I'm RANDOM and have a short attention span so I MUST have A.D.H.D.
I'm from the SOUTH, so I MUST walk around barefoot and be a hick.

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Age Doesn't Matter in Love by XxKelleyxX reviews
All human. Bella is a senior at Forks High when Miss Alice Brandon, fresh out of college comes to teach Math. What happens when Bella starts to have feelings for her teacher, despite having a boyfriend?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 257,316 - Reviews: 3893 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 11/30/2018 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Blood Solstice by Hollow Pages reviews
AU. With two twisted vampires hunting her down for the past four months, Bella thought her life was forfeit. That is, until she accidentally stumbled into the home of a future seeing vampire waiting for her forever. Alice/Bella. Rated T for language and violence. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 534,813 - Reviews: 3338 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 2/16/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Transition by Concolor44 reviews
Raven has vanished and the Titans aren't handling it well. But is she really in any danger? Changes are coming fast, and few things are what they seem. [[This is intense in spots. Rated for yuri, violence, insanity, mentions of past rape, and a high body count.]] Rae/Jinx - Rob/Star - crazy Terra - crazier BB - and possibly the largest OC anyone has ever seen.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 100,414 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Jinx, Raven - Complete
Broken Aurora by Hollow Pages reviews
AU. Haunted by her tormentor from the past, Bella Cullen has only wanted one thing: to find her soulmate. She may have just found that in the form of Alice Brandon, but what will the consequences be? Bella/Alice. Rated T for language and violence. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 71 - Words: 409,061 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Magick by xPaige Turnerx reviews
AU. 'It's like I said; you're the storm. Now let me be the rainbow that goes hand in hand with it.'A/B R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 147,303 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Fallen by B. Silverbow reviews
When a new vegetarian vampire coven move to Forks, the Cullens couldn't be more surprised. That is, until they realise that one of the family isn't a vampire, but she sure as hell isn't human. Bellice fic. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 154,649 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Alice
Immortal Surprise by kage234 reviews
After the Cullens leave Bella gets a rude awakening. She's gonna live forever but she's not a vampire .What the heck is going on? A/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,391 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Bella, Alice
Reach For Me by XIIItoMidnight reviews
Seventy five years after Edward left Bella in the forest, the princess of the Volturi rises, a broken and haunted girl after her horrific change, she gets sent on a mission. Now when she has a fate encounter can Alice be the one to pick up the pieces?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,669 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Alice
Experimental Variables by Donny's Boy reviews
Dimly it occurs to her, somewhere through the haze of magic and the relentless onslaught of images, that the spell has both gone very right and gone very, very wrong. A TwiPie story.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Don't you want me baby ? by Ashdo reviews
Starts at Rachel's party -2x14. Both girls start a conversation in the bathroom and share a drunken kiss... Where do they go from there ? SECOND AND LAST PART IS UP !
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,303 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Unnatural Attractions by stuck-on-air reviews
Violet Parr's confusing world is turned upside down and righted by a very odd little boy and his mother. Mirlet: femmeslash romance. WARNING!: This story is under reconstruction; upon completion the current chapters will be deleted and replaced three/week then one/week.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,551 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Violet P., Mirage
It's You by I'llbeyourhero reviews
Quinn has been struggling with some sudden feelings towards a certain diva. When Schue decides to take the glee club on a Senior trip, things begin to change, and Quinn is finding it more difficult to hide her feelings. Faberry! summary sux.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,145 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
May I Kiss You? by XxKelleyxX reviews
The two times Quinn asked Rachel if she could kiss her. Starts in 2x14 "Blame It on the Alcohol"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Blame It On The Alcohol: Take Two by silverwriter01 reviews
A retake of the party in Blame It On The Alcohol. What if the bottle had pointed at someone else?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Premonitions by Herschie reviews
When a strange girl breaks into her home, claiming to have visions and they are meant to be together, will Bella believe her? When she starts to stalk her, Bella decides that shes had enough and confronts the young girl. Will she give her a chance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,309 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Bella, Alice
The Closest Thing by roxystyle011 reviews
Rachel finds a leather journal full of lyrics in the choir room and begins investigating each member one by one, but only because she thinks that she just might be in love with the writer and their words. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,955 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 177 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Santa's Little Helper by stix04 reviews
Rachel was just trying to be nice when she bought Quinn the massage kit for Christmas...she didn't realize HOW nice a gift it truly was.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,996 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Tomorrow by Ley-Anne reviews
Carries on a few months after Setting Sun. Alice is trying to find the answers to everything. Alice/Bella and Alice/?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Alice, Bella
Pack Mentality by megster1992 reviews
"I didn't understand. Sam, Jared, Paul, even Jake, they were acting so strange, they'd tell me nothing, just to stay away from my closest friend. Then one day I found out why." Bellice, AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 83,984 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Peace and Quiet by Michele0612 reviews
Corrupt scientists, an evil Vampire coven & several abilities that come with side effects. Bella's life has never been more complex. It didn't use to be so dangerous either... Can Alice save her or will all the complications be the end of Bella? Bellice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,939 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Setting Sun by Ley-Anne reviews
What if after Bella, Alice and Edward return to America the Vampire meeting goes differently? What if Alice kept the promise that she made to Bella? Bella/Alice with Bella/Edward and Alice/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,758 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Incredible Truths by SilverTurtle reviews
Ten years later Mirage has started a new life, but an unexpected meeting with someone from the past has her life taking a new and startling direction. MirageViolet, mild femslash.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,169 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Violet P., Mirage
Same Time Next Year? by Krahae reviews
Christmas in Jump City is never dull, as Raven and Jinx would attest. Neither of them wished for what Santa brought this year, but the two may get more from the holidays than they planned. Malls, monsters and photo booths are just the start. slash.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,062 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Jinx, Raven - Complete
Kim Possible: Mind, body, and Soul by Hobnob-rev reviews
KIGO fic:Kim and Shego Romance.Kim has finally reached that Milestone… turning nineteen. But with trouble on the horizon for an old enemy, she may have to face some twists and confessions that will change her way of facing life… forever.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 456,770 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Runaway by Xekstrin reviews
[COMPLETE] Genis runs away, and Raine and Sheena have to find him. Soon, it gets more complicated. Who is Kloitz? Is he Raine's father? And why does he have a Cruxis Crystal? [SheenaXRaine, Colloyd]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,730 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Raine S., Sheena F. - Complete