I'm a 30-plus year old woman addicted to Twilight, Teen Wolf, Harry Potter, and GLEE. Especially GLEE... I'm currently working on several stories and will post soon... I promise. :D

I frequently get writers block, and reviews will help motivate me to post more. Also, I SUCK at titles. Please bear with me. The story is ALWAYS better than the title.

(I don't have any of these posted yet but...) I have noticed that I have a thing for making at least one character in my stories disabled. Don't like it, don't read. And I don't do the poor weak blind boy either. A close friend of mine was blind as a kid, and he was and is the strongest person I've ever met. Angst I can do, weakness doesn't happen.

Also, I have a thing for gay relationships and 3-somes. Don't like it, don't read. If I write a story, at least one of the guys will be gay. That's all there is to it.

I'm also working on cross-posting my things on Archive Of Our Own under Lady_Anne_ONymous. Due to AO3 being more user friendly, all new works will be posted there first. Please see there for new works.

If you ever see a disclaimer on one of my stories, I've been hacked. :D

The Top Ten Reasons Why Anti-Gay Marriage People Are Stupid:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets, because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

Sad, But True:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the guy who came out to the entire school in his senior speech and got a standing ovation for his courage.

I am the girl who kisses her girlfriend on the sidewalk and laughs at those who glare.

We are the couple who planned and studied and got a damn good lawyer and BEAT the state that wanted to take our child away.

We are the ones who took martial arts classes and carry pepper spray and are just too dangerous to gay bash.

I am the transgender person who uses the bathroom that suits me, and demands that any complaining staff explain their complaint to my face in front of the entire restaurant--and shares with my other trans friends which restaurants don't raise a stink.

I am the mother who told her lesbian daughter to invite her girlfriend over for dinner.

I am the father who punished his son for calling you a fag.

I am the preacher who told my congregation that love, not hate, is the definition of a true follower of God.

I am the girl who did not learn the meaning of "homosexual" until high school but never thought to question why two men might be kissing.

I am the woman who argues (quite loudly and vehemently) with the bigots who insist that you do not have the right to marry or raise children.

We are the high school class who agrees, unanimously, along with our teacher, that love should be all that matters.

I am the child who was raised going to gay marriages and civil unions, because my parents never taught me to hate.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

The story of Jack Schitt:

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt

Favorite Quotes...

"If I told you all my problems, you’d call the nice men with the white coats."

"Honesty is the best policy but insanity is a better defense!"

"Be sincere even if you have to fake it."

"Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier!"

"Happiness is having a clear conscience... or none at all."

"Back Off! You're standing in my Aura."

"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."

"I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?"

"I did NOT escape - they gave me a day pass!"

"I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time."

"Do I look like a fucking people person!?"

"You!... Off my planet!"

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest bitch in the valley!"

"You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person!"

"A mind is a terrible thing not to mess with."

"I'm cruel, nasty, neurotic, paranoid, and antisocial, but basically happy."

"Revenge is a dish best served with a side of obsession and a nice tall glass of spite."

"Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary there!"

"Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over."

"Tell your little voices to SHUT UP! I can't hear mine..."

"I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier."

"Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for."

"I do whatever the little voices tell me to do."

"Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it anyway."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute."

"Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

"I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."

"I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people."

"I hear voices and they don’t like you."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

"I'm lost and have gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to stay."

"All men are animals... Some just make better pets."

"Man can not live on bread and water alone... Unless he's in a cage and that's all you give him."

"Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally."

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that, put it in your profile!

Name your top twelve Glee characters:

1. Noah 'Puck' Puckerman
2. Kurt Hummel
3. Blaine Anderson
4. David Karofsky
5. Finn Hudson
6. Mercedes Jones
7. Artie Abrams
8. Burt Hummel
9. Carole Hudson-Hummel
10. Santana Lopez
11. Brittany S. Pierce
12. Mike Chang

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?

Nope, but it would make for a nice friendship fic.

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Hell yes! At least a 9/10. I go for teddy bears.

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

Mike got Burt pregnant. First off, ewww. Second... Kurt would lose his damn mind.

4. Do you recall any fanfics about 9?

Yupp. Think it was called Mine Before and Mine Again... something like that.

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

If Kurt was straight, definitely.

6. 5/9 or 5/10?

5/10 for romance. 5/9 for a sweet family fic... 'Cause 5/9 romance would be wrong... SOOO wrong.

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

If Artie walked in on Kurt and Mike? He'd either turn around and roll away... or ask to join the party.

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic

Santana didn't know why she thought the Hobbit was cute... until one day he came to school without gel in his hair. She always did have a thing for curls.

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Ummmmm... Humorous fluff... yes. Romantic fluff... wrong. So wrong.

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

I suck at titles. It would make a cute story though.

11. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

I'm the only fanfic writer...

12. Would anyone of your friends list write 2/4/5?

My friends... No. I already have one in the works.

13. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

Santana being Santana... probably her own name.

14. How might 1 describe the realationship between 2 and 8?

Puck describing Burt and Kurt... either awesome or gross... depending on his mood.