Getting back into the groove is such a chore.

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Thanks, non-existent audience. Feel free to check the little stories out from time to time if you want.

By the by, just in case you're wondering, I go by quite a couple names on the Internet. The Pizza-Loving Turtle (or TPLT for short), Majora's Mask 3D, sammydollars (nevermind, that's an F for Miiverse), etc. If you ever see me, that's... Probably me. There are a few other ones, but I'm stretching my superhero secret identity pretty thin as it is.

As a writer who has been on these archives for years with quite a few stories tucked under my "belt of experience", all I can say is that...

I don't really have an excuse for the garbage here, sorry.

Well, I SHOULD have no excuse, but if it turns out bad anyway, whoops.

Hey, it's fanfiction. As long as you don't expect any magnum opuses, I think we'll be fine. ...But I hope I don't let you down too hard, either. At the very least, if I write some real drivel, I hope that it's enough to make some person viewing my stories make YouTube revenue off of it when they narrate it in their video making fun of Fanfiction.

I do happen to be a fan of video games of sorts. What type of games?: Super Smash Bros., Psychonauts, Octodad, Splatoon, Super Mario Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Earthbound, Xenoblade Chronicles, Fire Emblem, Patapon, Metal Gear Solid, ARMS, River City Ransom, etc. That's only a slice of the pie of games that I enjoy, of course.

A majority of the stories written that are complete are generally one-shots or one chapter stories about silly concepts. Feel free to take a look or not if it strikes your fancy. A few of them happen to be continued stories which are okay in my opinion. You can read them at your leisure, but keep in mind, at about one hundred chapters it can be kind of a chore. That's at least one observation of mine. And a few...are just dead. Dead stories. R.I.P.

General Story Writing Progress: Jeez, has it been that long?

My Stories:

Stories as a part of The Bate Brothers: A Splatoon "Series" and the ones that just happen to have the brothers in them:

The Bate Brothers are two Inklings, Splin and Sharq. They go on some dumb adventures and almost die a couple of times. There's also some other characters too. Writing's on the wall, and as proud as I am of this legacy, I am also ashamed.

(THE ORIGINAL) The Bate Brothers' Adventures (Splatoon Story) COMPLETE

Fuzzy Gray Area (Splatoon Short Story) COMPLETE

Faded Colors in the Water Below (Splatoon Short Story) COMPLETE

(THE SEQUELS/PREQUELS)

The Brothers and the Others (Splatoon Story) In Progress/Ongoing (Featuring delays in chapters!)
Tides of Change (Splatoon Short Story) COMPLETE

The Drafted Squid (Splatoon Story) In Progress/Ongoing

Squiddily Sage (Splatoon Short Story) COMPLETE

Star Squid Nothing (Splatoon/Star Fox Short Crossover that's only slightly linked) COMPLETE

The Sea Tamers (Splatoon Story) In Progress/Ongoing/DELAYED INDEFINITELY

EVERYTHING ELSE:

In-Progress (And also slow at updating.)

The Flora and Fauna (Pikmin Story) In Progress/Ongoing

The Glory of Custom Moves (SSB4 Story) In Progress/Ongoing

Single Chapter Short Stories:

Hyrule Warriors Recruitment Camp (TLoZ: Hyrule Warriors Short Story) COMPLETE

Homesick-Ness (Earthbound Short Story) COMPLETE

Rocky Road (Animal Crossing New Leaf Short Story) COMPLETE

Morgan the Dread Fighter (Fire Emblem Awakening Short Story) COMPLETE

Legendary Pokémon Giveaways, Nothing Could Go Wrong! (Pokémon Short Story) COMPLETE

Familiar Faces (Fire Emblem Fates Short Story) COMPLETE Sidetracked (Xenoblade Chronicles X Short Story) COMPLETE

RoRo's Bizarre Tournament (Pokkén Tournament Short Story) COMPLETE

Car Crazy Callie (Splatoon Short Story) COMPLETE

Aquatic Instinct (Splatoon Short Story) COMPLETE

Takumi's Hoshido Force (Fire Emblem Fates Short Story) COMPLETE

Sky's the Limit (Drawn to Life Short Story) COMPLETE

Spooky Squids and Whatever (Splatoon Short Story) COMPLETE

Note: Splat X stories have been put on hold for a while. Lazy streak.

Splat X stories (given permission by Dread Angel, the original creator)

Splat X Separation (Splatoon Story, Based on Dread Angel's Splat X series) In Progress/Ongoing

Splat X: Scratched Record (Splatoon Story, Based on Dread Angel's Splat X series) In Progress/Ongoing

And finally...

THE STORY GRAVEYARD

Hopefully, nothing else is added here. I ran out of steam or ideas for this story. While others were (and still are) delayed for a long time, these ones are ones I've definitely stopped.

The Jobs at Mann Co. Industry (TF2 Story) CANCELLED

A TF2 story I lost steam to write for. After all, if the comics are basically a goldmine, who am I to try and replicate a story like that? Also, I ran out of ideas for the story, so...

Thank you for visiting ThePizzaLovingTurtle's profile page! Come back again someday! (or don't, that's fine!)

(The format of this profile hasn't changed much. Know I wrote the template for ths profile back when I was a teenager. Not all the stuff here is indicative of who I am or what I do now.

I'd say the response I added here is more "light regret". "Regular regret" would be me deleting the entire thing.)