"And equality for all breakfast foods!" Beck/Jade One-shots. Hopefully you'll get some giggles out of it : CHAPTER 6 STRONG T

The title is a lie. A look at a bunch of the worst clichés ever to curse this fandom. This is me spoofing them in ways so awful yet hopefully so hilarious that you'll want to cry from laughter and also gouge out your eyes with a spoon. Winner of 'Best Parody/Humour' in The Topaz Awards 2012! Thank you all so much!

The Incredible Gary Oak wrote on Ash Ketchum's wall: Guess whose battling Lance soon? Too bad you fell so far behind. D'you know what you're gonna see if you ever manage to get into the Hall of Fame? A big golden sign saying: GARY WAS HERE and always will be. ASH IS A LOSER, because there can only be one Champion #ownage! Facebook, Pokemon style! Pokeshipping, Contestshipping hints

After a terrible accident, Ash has passed away. Unknown to his mother and friends, however, he has left something behind. With it they will learn to overcome the grief of his death and finally get the answers to questions they've been too afraid to ask.

One day, Beck Oliver sends an embarrassing text to a wrong number. Little did he know that text would change his life forever. -Beck/Jade, based off Little Numbers. AU.

All Ginny wanted was to get her paperwork finished ... so what does Draco Malfoy's perfectly formed arse have to do with it? Written for the DG Forum's Fall 2011 Fic Exchange.

It's like he has been put on autopilot - no choice in the matter, no way he can help. He just has to watch his girlfriend die before his eyes, and he can't ever forget. - Beck/Jade. Dark.

AU. She had no one to love her, to care. She was a prostitute, bitter and street-smart. After falling, her whole life is changed the moment she wakes-up to see a young man who found her unconscious. A city built with secrets and hidden with lies, in LaRousse's darkest part laid more than met the eyes. Leafgreen, Contest, Ikari, and Poke. (HIATUS)

After realizing Jace has never celebrated Christmas before, Clary takes it upon herself to give him the full experience. Even if it means listening to him make Santa into a pedophile, and Frosty the Snowman into a pothead. Christmas oneshot.

She fought a loosing battle, uphill, both ways. And if that was the only way to see him, she was fine with that.

She keeps pushing in everything inside; it's a matter of time before he sets her on fire. — WesRui

Pokemon. Four girls with unspeakable powers. Four boys whose minds they couldn't read. Five Rules to live by. One list. Love will keep them apart, but it will also bring them together. Contestshipping! Ikarishipping! Oldrivalshipping! Pokeshipping!

Draco is suddenly entranced by a certain redhead. What will happen when they meet in a back alley? Rated M for a reason. Please review if you liked it!

In which Beck becomes jealous and flirts with princesses, Jade likes creepy rides, and both of them end up utterly and completely embarrassed but in love. /or, Beck and Jade go to Disney World. Beck/Jade fluff.

They meet every night, in the dark halls and deserted corners of the castle, and she doesn't think about what she's doing. Because that's the point - to forget everything. Ginny and Draco during Deathly Hallows, oneshot.

So, black coffee it was but don't worry, the story has a happy ending . Jade/Beck, set during the pilot.

"I'd name my kid something cool," he decides. "Like… like Bartholomew. Or Ploxy." Jade/Beck drabbles.

The genesis of Beck Oliver through trials and tribulations, winning and losing, and everything in between. Beck-centric, BeckJade, oneshot

She'll sit by his side every day, hold his hand, and pray that he wakes up - she's fallen that far. BeckJade, oneshot

There is a time in the life of every young bachelor in which he becomes, ah, conscious of a decided lack of feminine company. Enter the wingman, that best friend who goes to great lengths to ensure that the bachelor ends up with EXACTLY the right girl.

"You say it all the time!" "Yeah, but not as a verb." Beck and Jade debate vocabulary. Or Beck tries to, anyway.

Oneshot. They met on an abandoned bridge. Him, lonely and depressed. Her, bruised and desperate. Both are scarred and alone. Until they see each other, for the first time. AU/lang/lem/themes.

It takes him eighteen years to fall in love with her.

"He remembers a time when her hair was red, when she laughed for the world, when her heart was on her sleeve. When summer was enough." Beck&Cat past, present, and future.

ashes, ashes - we all fall down! And it seems death creates a chain reaction. - - BeckTori, JadeRobbie, CatBeck, BeckJade, AndreTori.

AU/OOC/M/ The way they felt for one another was not the way you should feel about a sibling. Not at all.

Dawn,May,Leaf,and Misty are priestesses.They have a duty to protect humans,and each other,from Demons.Then there's:Paul,Drew,Gary,and Ash are demons.They are intent on eating the four girls and gaining their power. Not if the girls kill them first, right?

Well, of course the stories are all make-believe, but that doesn't mean you should stop believing in them.

What happened to each member of Dumbledore's Army after the war? They don't all live happily ever after, you know. / Dumbledore's Army, each of the members and their endings. Oneshot, tribute, various pairings/characters.

The new dark lord has come around, and it's bearing evil coffee to hypnotize everyone. Not to mention his awesome new idiotic, immature minions are ready to come up with awesome ideas, like evil red vines and penguins. Crack!fic. AVPM references.

Crackfic. SPOILERS for HP Deathly Hallows Part 2. Movieverse. In which Fred demands a tragic death scene, Hannah Abbott is furious at Neville's sudden romance with Luna, and Voldemort bestows hugs like a psychotic circus clown. Read and Review!

"You know, not that making out with Beck Oliver is the worst thing in the world, but still, she'd like to know what the occasion is." Or, in which Beck is a delivery boy and Jade forgets what she's fighting for.

Beaten until unconscious, Clary meets a gorgeous blonde in her dream, who befriends and comforts her. She falls in love with him, and he gives her the will to live. Too bad he's just a part of her dream. T for lang & violence.

In which the events of "Stage Fighting" actually have reprecussions. Sort of. Jade/Beck smut.

"You're lucky to have Beck." The words pierce Jade's ears. After all that they've been through, could it possibly be true? She is a mean girl, but she has reason for what she does. / Jade&Beck, from the beginning of it all to a new beginning.

AU/AH/OOC. Every time he kissed her, she slapped him. Simon has loved Isabelle since kindergarden, and she returned the feelings. But with her history with men, she's unwilling to let herself love anybody, including Simon.

When they were young, Ash, Misty and Brock decided to each make a video diary of their travels together. 10 years later, they find themselves back at Ash's house reliving the memories and learning things they never knew about each other. Brock's POV.

She might not have looked like the type, but Jade West believed in angels / Beck Oliver didn't know if he believed in angels, but he sure as hell believed in demons. Bade, T for language and self-harm

"GARY, GARY, SEX ON LEGS! IF I WERE A POKEMON, I'D LAY HIS EGGS!" Gary and Misty both whirled around, shocked at this intrusion. "That was just – wrong – on so many levels," Gary said, sickened. Gary's cheerleaders return. Misty isn't happy. EGOSHIPPING!

Rebuilding after a war. Johanna/Gale. Mostly Johanna.

It's a known fact: Draco Malfoy has a sweet tooth...D/G one-shot written for The DG Forum's April Fool's Day challenge.

An exploration of Foxface. District Five Project, Tribute, Surviving Girl, Living Girl, Dead Girl.

Texting is so ovrr8d. OOC/All Human/T for language and some content.

Because together, they're going to make the walls of this castle come crashing down. - Albus, Rose, Scorpius, and seven years spent changing the world.

Now, when she moves like this, will you move her like that? Come on. / Otherwise known as Jade and Beck have sex five times, and then one time, well, they don't.

I think I did something really bad. Promise you won't tell? / Jade&Beck, just wasting away.

When Ginny Weasley comes knocking on Draco Malfoy's door at two in the godforsaken morning, he is entertained. When ancient dark curses rear their ugly heads at three? Not so much.

I eat unicorns. Raw. / / A day in the life of Jade West.

Dent wasn't Brock. Dent didn't cook delicious meals or fawn over pretty girls. Dent wasn't like an older brother to him, not yet. Iris definitely wasn't Misty. May and Dawn hadn't been either. Nothing was the same. He'd grown up. He'd caught new Pokémon.

This is the moment James Oliver's life turns, not upside-down, but finally, blissfully, right-side up. / / Or, how Beck came about.

When he's young, Beck decides that all he wants to do is map the world all over again. Even if they got it right the first time. Beck-centric. Beck/Jade; Beck/Tori.

Mariah West is fully aware that she's sort of a crappy mom. / / Or, how Jade grows up. Some JadeBeck.

Misty, May and Dawn are normal teen girls. When they get accepted to Lilycove Academy, they meet a three mysterious guys that every girl in school seem to love but no one knows anything about. Who are they, the girls are going to be the ones to find out.

ByakuyaxNanao. Non-con - BDSM bondage/dominance/sadism/masochism theme. Ise went to deliver documents and ended up with a lot more than she bargained for. Smutty sex stuff.