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Joined 01-17-15, id: 6428002, Profile Updated: 01-19-15

Favourite Warrior Cats: Tigerstar / Hawkfrost / Darkstripe / (A.K.A all the evil ones)

Worst Warrior Cat: Firestar (Mary Sue)

Favourite Clan: Bloodclan (Evil)

Worst Clan: Windclan (Pretty boring...)

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[ ]Brown - $100

[X] Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Other - $75

Total: $50

Eye Color:

[ ] Brown - $50

[ ]Green - $75

[X] Blue - $150

[ ] Hazel - $100

[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $200

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ]19 to 20 - $25

[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $300

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

[ ] First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[X] Second born - $150

[ ] Middle child - $100

[ ] Last Born - $100

[ ] Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $450

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400

[X] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[X] No - $600

Total so far: $700

Vision?

[X] perfect vision - $400

[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

[ ] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1100

Favorite Colors (multiple):

[ ] Green - $750

[X] Red - $600

[ ] Black - $100

[ ] Yellow -$475

[ ] Brown - $300

[X]Purple - $225

[ ] White - $400

[X] Aqua - $350

[ ] Orange - $300

[X] Blue - $300

[ ] Pink - $100

[X] Other - $500

Total: $3075

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[ ] Yes - $0

[ ] Nope - add $1000

[X] some - $750

Final Total: $3825

Am I a Boy?

[X] You love hoodies. (My life)

[X]You love jeans.

[X] Dogs are better than cats. (I can't decide)

[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt (I'm evil)

[X] You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

[X] You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

[X]You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

[X]You watch sports on TV. (Football!!)

[X] Gory movies are cool

[X] You go to your dad for advice. (Not 'bout boys...)

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

[X] You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

[X] Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

[X] Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 14.5 / 25 (Tomboy)

Am I a Girl?

You wear lip gloss/chapstick

[X]You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner

You wear the colour pink

Go to your mom for advice.

[X]You consider cheer-leading a sport. (If you lose weight, it's a sport ;D)

You hate wearing the colour black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

[X]You like getting manicures and/or pedicures

[X] You like wearing jewellery.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

[X]Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. (If it's for me...)

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up (I don't wear make-up but yeah...)

[X] You smile a lot more than you should.

[X]You have more than 10 pairs of shoes

[X]You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can. (Ew, no)

[X]You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Better to smell sweety than fishy ;D)

[X]You love the cinema.

[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid.

[X] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Sleepover Cousin = Make-Up wars)

[X] Like being the star of every thing (Sure, but it gets embarresing after a while...)

[X] You always carry an umbrella with you in case it rains (No, it's just buried in my bag)

Total: 14/25 (Again, tomboy)

The Lessons Warrior Cats Have Taught Us

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Cats can have accents.

Old people are funny.

No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.

If your girlfriend dies, the default response is to sleep with her sister.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil.

There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included.

Most children in southern America will squeal when they see a cat.

Good is cute and handsome; Evil is sexy.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the American countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

Its possible to complain about anything.

All barn cats are weird.

Happy endings are completely unrealistic.

No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more weird.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.

The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.

Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.

It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

It's also possible to fool everyone that you aren't pregnant.

The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. Yourself included.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.

Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

Just because someone has gone to hell doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die.

Most people would listen to Cat Hitler if he was nice to them.

If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing.

People who secretly like you make the best evil minions.

Lying is the most evil thing ever.

Incest doesn't count if it isn't immediately noticeable.

If you're related to anyone important, chances are you'll have superpowers.

The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

(Credit to: Maplestrike)

ĐэΛđ θҒ τĦэ ŊιğĦτ by sentient pig cat reviews
In DarkClan, there is only one known way of discipline. Breaking the warrior code will earn any cat a death penalty. Countless generations have lived and died by these rules, but how much longer will it be before the legacy of DarkClan comes tumbling down?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,771 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 7/19/2014