Here are some things you should know about me: I LOVE the Twilight Saga and I am TEAM JASPER!!!!! I LOVE JACKSON RATHBONE!!!!!!!!! HE IS AMAZING AND HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Writing is very fun for me and I'm good at it. I love acting also and my dream is to be an actress. If I couldn't be an actress I would be an author for sure. I love fashion, hair, make-up, etc. I have a chocolate lab, Abby and a cat, Blackie (my little brother name Blackie). I have two brothers, one older and one younger, and an older sister. Not to be braggy or anything but I have two castles in Ireland. I don't know what one of them is called but the other one is called Luttrellstown Castle. You should google it, it's beautiful. I REALLY hope you don't think I'm bragging I have just recently become a beta reader and am currently excepting requests. =D I am looking for a beta reader. I am going to send some of my favorite authors requests. =) PLEASE LOOK AT MY OTHER FANFICTION PROFILE!!! IT'S ME ROLE-PLAYING AS ALICE CULLEN. IT'S AliGrl1901 PLEASE LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!!! I occasionally cut myself but not really bad, so i guess you could call me emo even though im happy most of the time...but everybody gets sad occasionally right? Btw all of my stories will be Twilight only. =) WARNING: YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE PRESCENCE OF AN OVERLY OBSESSED TWILIGHT FANPIRE. BE PREPARED FOR ENDLESS AND OUT OF CONTROL BABBLING ABOUT SOME GUYS / VAMPIRE S NAMED EDWARD CULLEN, JASPER HALE/WHITLOCK/ CULLEN, AND EMMETT CULLEN. PLUS THE GIRLS / VAMPIRES, ALICE CULLEN/WHITLOCK/HALE, BELLA SWAN/CULLEN, AND ROSALIE CULLEN/HALE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED SIGNED: TWILIGHT ADDICT ╔══╦╦╦╦╦╗╔╦═╦╦╦══╗ NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Top 71 twilight obsessed things to do 1. You keep re-reading the series, even though you know pretty much every line. 2. You never put down the books when you read them the first time. 3. You were counting down the days until breaking dawn came out. 4. You can’t help but smile whenever you think of Edward. 5. The name Edward is no longer dumb and weird to you. 6. Whenever someone says, “Hey, you want to go shopping?” you automatically think of Alice. 7. You want to move to Forks, Seattle, Phoenix, or Port Angeles. 8. When you see someone barely starting the series, you want to punch them for not reading it sooner.( even though you don't punch) 9. When you see someone reading Twilight, you go over to them and say how much you like it, to which they give you a weird look and walk away. 10. You cried during some parts of the books, and laughed at others. 11. The name Victoria sends chills down your spine. (shudder) 12. Twilight is your favourite time of day 13. You have imagined yourself as one of the Cullens and or characters in the book 14.You have had pretend conversations with one of the book characters in your mind. 15. After you read the book, apples became your favourite fruit. 16.You wish you were a vampire. 17. You squealed with joy when Edward and Bella reunited in New moon. 18. Your friends get scared around you when you start to talk about Twilight. 19. When your friends bring up Twilight, they smack their heads because they know you're going to go on a never ending rant 20. you go on a never ending rant when someone brings up twilight 21. When you see someone wearing glitter you think of vampires 22. You wished your name was Bella and have yelled at your parents about it 23. Instead of asking yourself questions like, “I wonder why we as humans are alive?” you ask, “I wonder what will happen in Breaking Dawn” 24.You hate the name Jacob with a passion. 25. Black is now your least favourite colour. (Sorry Jacob fans) 26.Your teachers at school ask you why your reading log mostly consists of the Twilight series. 27. You dress up like a Cullen on Halloween and people ask you why you’re not wearing a costume but a lot of glitter and expensive brand clothes borrowed from your friends. 28. You read fan fictions about Twilight online and it’s the only website you’re on anymore. 29. You’ve written Cullen as your last name 30. When you went to an Italian restaurant, you ordered the mushroom ravioli. 31. You listen to your heartbeat more often 32. You look at your doctor and think, “Carlisle’s better” 33. Topaz is your favourite gemstone. 34. You wish you were born if November so topaz would be your birthstone 35. You wish your birthday was also June 20th, like Edward’s 36. Your parents have grounded you from the books until you get breaking dawn. 37. Mountain lions are your favourite animal 38. You’ve tried to read peoples mind, see the future, change people’s emotions, or make them be in excruciating pain. 39. You cried during New Moon, more than you've cried ever before in a book. 40. You get very mad and gasp when people say they have never heard of Twilight. 41. You jump every time you hear "Edward" or "Bella" 42. You can't focus on your work/homework because you could be reading one of the books again. 43. You name your pet/computer/car after one of the Twilight characters 44. you relate everything in life to Bella and Edward and anything else that goes on in the books. 45. You began to look after men/women that have pale skin, dark eyes and are absolutely gorgeous. 46. You want to go cliff diving because Bella did it. 47. You want to ride motorcycles, just because Bella did. 48. You read your books while you eat, or you just don't eat at all. 49. When you fall over or nearly get hit by a big van you call it a Bella moment. 50. You fall over alot and almost get hit by big vans. 51. You sleep with your books in your bed at night. 52. You've memorized every page number in all three books and know the content of each. 53. You start a Twilight-themed website. 54. You and your friends make Twilight tees that say "I'd rather die than be with Mike Newton" and wear them to school on the same day. 55. Instead of shouting "I HAVE TO PEE!" you say "I need a human minute." 56. You hate gym only because Bella does, too. 57. Everytime someone speaks of one named Edward, you jump on their back. 58. You refuse to eat human food, because the Cullens don't. 59. You think in Fanfic. 60. Every sentence you say begins with "Twilight". 61.You would name your kid Carlisle in a heartbeat. 62. If someone is cold/warm when you touch them, you scream "YOU'RE A WEREWOLF/ VAMPIRE! And THEN jump on them. 63. You call your English/Science/Trig teachers there respective Twilight characters (i.e., Mr. Berty, Mr. Banner, Mr. Varner, Coach Clapp) 64. You become a vegetarian, because you are just halfway there to "vegetarian vampire." 65. You refuse a date with the most popular guy in school because he's not "your Edward." 66. You have answered "duh," "yes," or "omg YEAH" to all or any of these questions. 67. You give complements/insults in the following format: "You know what, you are such a insert name of character here. 68. If someone mentions they haven't read the series, gasp, you start yelling at them until they do. 69. You demand that your parents take you to Forks over spring break/summer vacation, etc. 70.On a sunny day, you're depressed because you know you won't see any vampires. 71. You're reading this list for this long. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar-high, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too! My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BOOK GEEK IF: - Words like mockingjay, Dumbledore, quidditch, gillyweed, Annabeth, etc. are in your dictionary on Word. - You tend to start obsessing over the characters. - You think about the characters or book before you go to sleep. - You think about the characters or book when you wake up. - You think about the characters or book every moment, basically. - You talk about the characters or book every moment. - You write fanfictions. - You cosplay as the characters for Halloween. - You make your friends cosplay as the characters for Halloween. - You force your friends to read the book or books. - You draw fanart. - You go to themed parties about the book. If when you have a child, you would consider naming him Jacob or Edward copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm schizofrantic!!) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (*Falls* WHEEEEEEE!!!!) If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect... TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles... TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time... TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha... TEAM JACOB: because I don't mind a little extra hair... CULLENISM: my new religion. DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen... I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder. MIKE NEWTON: my brand of valium. PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Edward prefers them. Take that, blondes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!) JACOB BLACK doesn't have to toast at 108.9 degrees F to have me SWEATING...! I thought I had found my Edward Cullen... but it was just another idiot with fangs. ); If Edward Cullen was real, which he is, I'd like, totally stalk him. WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health. (Not that you'd care.) Why so sullen, Edward Cullen? TWILIGHT: noun, 1. period between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease. THANKS TO TWILIGHT, now if that certain boy seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire, and he's polite enough to try and resist my blood. EDWARD CULLEN: he's bringing sexy back... yeah! HE'S YUMMALICIOUS!! EMMETT CULLEN is a sexy beast. Literally. JASPER HALE: Making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts. In my mind: Jacob loves me, Alice is my BFF, and Edward wants me. I kissed a WEREWOLF and I liked it! I hope my VAMPIRE don't mind it! (If a werewolf kissed me, I wouldn't have punched him in the face!) JACOB BLACK OR EDWARD CULLEN?? Ah, that's easy. BOTH, PLEASE AND THANKS! Maybe I shouldn't say it... but JAMES, if you wanted to track me, I wouldn't be so hard to find... haha. I like my men tall, strong, and can morph into a wolf. OH YEAH, BABY!! If I had my way, I would spend the majority of my time kissing Jacob. In my personal opinion, Bella is a complete twat. (LICK ROSALIE'S BUTT, BELLA!!) Twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight. What obsession? Oh, for Fork's sake. YOU REALLY KNOW YOU'VE REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN, AND ARE TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT, WHEN YOU WATCH WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, JUST IN CASE SOMEONE CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS. Some random crapola... HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it. SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you? Hahahahahahahaha. Wait. What? I have super powers. I just don't want to show you. Hi. I have cool socks on today. I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do. Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend. ME?? SARCASTIC?? NOOOOO. (Okay, I got to admit, that is tottally me! Oh my god, I am sounding like a priss!! I will shut up now!) I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce. Tell your boyfriend's pants it's not polite to point. (HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!) FAKE. It's the latest trend. and everyone seems to be in style. ( If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain... bom chicka wah wah... and every word is nonsense, but I understand. BOOYAH! When The Power Of Love Will Overcome The Love Of Power, The World Will Know Peace. Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary. Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door. Don't follow me... I'm lost too. Poke Me and I will bite you. MUAHAHAHAHA!! Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious It takes a big man to cry... It takes a bigger man to laugh at the big man crying. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Dain bramaged. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, ditch the fruit. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is question is Carlisle Cullen, get those apples the hell away from me. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best. (I swear, I'm a stalker, I do that with all of my crushes.) E is for Emotional, ruins every body's day, M is for Miserable people, O is for On the dark side, 'cuz we have some fresh cookies. COOKIES! I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. YUMMEH IN MEH TUMMEH! A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths. "If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English." - Homer Simpson. I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun. One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof?? HAHA! Friends are like bras, they support you and they are close to your heart. Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to. I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! 1. Where's #1 on your top 8? In the number one space? Where else would it be... 2. What is your favorite possession? My kindle 3. Do you own a gun? Ha, no. 4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say? I still love you so, nicely tell Amanda (his gf/my bff) that you love her but you wanna date me 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Yes. I have a boy doctor and he will touch my boobies! DX 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Jingle Bombs by Achmed the Dead Terrorist!!! 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Water 9. Can you do a push up? Yeah i think so 10. Is your bathroom clean? yup 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My ring that my grandmother bought for me 12. Do you take painkillers? Occasionally 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? My personality and eyes. I hypnotize some people. 14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder) idk but i think i do 15. What's your name? Taylor Rae (not putting my last name) 16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment I'm such a geek. It's 10:36 and i'm on fanfiction lol I love vinny vinny is HAWT!!! 17. Name the last 3 things you have bought 18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink 19. Current worry? 20. Current hate? 21. Favorite place(s) to be? 22. How did you bring in the New Year?I dont understand... 23. Where would you like to go? 24. Do you own slippers? no...but i wish i did!!! a ke$ha shirt that says "the party don't start 'til i walk in" 26. Favorite color(s)? Black, purple i'm not sure but gay people are AWESOME!!!
idk 33. Who is your most silent friend? 34. Does someone have a crush on you? im yours by jason mraz when i dance with my husband 38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral? 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, .missy.skye., BlissfulyShadowingEdwardCullen., Korie.Moore, The Dawn Is Breaking, Eveabella, Hawktalon.of.Windclan RosieLeeCullen, fanpirealice, xXxAlicethePixiexXx If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, (We have cookies!) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that gosh-darned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your butt!" "Amen," replied the congregation. WEIRD QUIZ THING: 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. "Is something burning?" pg. 81 of The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? My computer screen 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Friends, The One With The Late Thanksgiving (with commentary) 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 8:06 pm 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:21 pm 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Mom and Dad watching the news and my music ( "Like A G6" by Far East Movement ) 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Last night, looking for my parents 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My tv 9. What are you wearing? White T-Shirt and Jeans 10. Did you dream last night? I'm sure I did, but I don't remember what about. 11. When did you last laugh? Today, my bff almost barfed and she made a really weird noise 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? A large picture, a small picture, and palm trees 13. Seen anything weird lately? Yes 14. What do you think of this quiz? Pretty cool 15. What is the last film you saw? Zombieland 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Warner Brothers and make them start making new Friends episodes again 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: Today, I drank Hawaiian Punch, water, lemon iced tea, coke, ketchup, corn, lettuce with some ranch on it, nacho cheese, salsa, and part of a soggy tortilla chip (even though I HATE cheese!) 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I'd make it where I could have anything I want whenever I want however I want (lol) 19. Do you like to dance? YES!!! 20. George Bush: is no longer our president. 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Savannah 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Cody 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Possibly 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? "Let's party!" List 12 Characters From Your Fandom, In No Particular Order: 1. Bella Cullen 1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? No, but that would be really kool 2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Um . . . Sure? 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Chandler got Rachel pregnant? omg!!! Ross and Monica would be extremely mad. 4. Can you recall any fics about 9? Yes, he moved to London with Emily and then his marriage failed and he went back to New York to try and make up with Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey 5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Emmett and Esme? No way . . . 6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? Alice and Ross or Alice and Joey? Alice and Joey! They would PARTY!!! 7. What would happen if 7 were to walk in on 2 and 12 making out? If Carlisle walked in on Emmett and Chandler making out, he would probably feel very awkward and would say, "Wow. Chandler ended up just like his dad." 8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. Edward is terrible with the ladies and has never been to a bar, casino, party, and he has never had a girlfriend. Will Joey Tribbiani be able to change this loser? (Sorry Team Edward people! It just fit!) 9. Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff? No way 10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. You're Not Going To Be Like Your Father 11. If you wrote a song-fic about 2, what song would you chose? "I'm Awesome" by Spose. 12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would your warning be? WARNING: Contains many awkward moments and strange jokes 13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? Ummmmm . . . Maybe like a week ago? 14. Would 1 look if 2 got lost? Yes, Bella would look for Emmett because he is her big bro 15. What would 3 say if 4 killed 9? "Dumb blonde" 16. 12 goes to break up 10 and 8's wedding. What is their dialogue/ trialogue? Chandler: What are you doing? Rachel: Getting married! Joey proposed at the hospital and I said yes! Joey: Yeah haha (nervous laughter) 17. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Esme is afraid of Carlisle because . . . He didn't know what a word meant! (I couldn't think of anything!) /l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your This was really funny...You gotta list your favorite Twilight characters and then answer the questions...but no peeking until they've all been listed. 1. Bella 2. Edward 3. Alice 4. Jasper 5. Rosalie 6. Emmett 7. Esme 8. Carlisle 9. Renesmee 10. Angela 11. Charlie 12. Mike 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No. That would be really funny though. Maybe I'll write one! 2) Do you think Four is hot? Yeah!!! =) 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Mike got Carlisle pregnant?! That's kinda weird 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Ummmm . . . only 1 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Edward and Emmett? Oh god no!!! 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Ew neither!!! But I guess Rosalie and Renesmee. They both love clothes. 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Esme walked in on Edward and Mike having sex she would freak out 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Angela is very shy and conservative. Alice is the exact opposite. Will they be able to change each other? 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!! NO WAY!!!!! 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Mother and Son 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Nasty!!! 12) Know of anyone who reads Three hot? No 13) Know of anyone who writes about or draws Eleven? Nope 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? I have nooooooo idea 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Two and eleven, what song would you choose? I don't know! 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Jealousy, fighting, and eventually: death 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Opposites attract 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Father and son 20) How emo is Seven? Not at all 21) Write a Sexy Eleven/One title. NO WAY Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx()() xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms . 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... "What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?" -Paris Hilton If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If your siblings have gotten seriously mad at you for talking about Twilight all the time, copy this onto your profile. If you cannot stand the people who claim to be obsessed with Twilight after they've read the series ONCE or haven't even finished reading it yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can't wait for the New Moon movie just because Jasper gets to have his big moment, copy this onto your profile. If you know you'll be super super pissed if Jasper doesn't get to have his big moment in the New Moon movie, copy and paste this onto your profile If you noticed that Jasper wouldn't be able to be in the ballet studio in Twilight because if he flipped out over a paper cut then he would definitely flip out when Bella was bleeding like crazy with the gushing head and all that Jazz, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you use the term "All That Jazz" just because Jazz is Jasper's nickname, copy this onto your profile. If you think that it was sexy when Jasper tried to eat Bella in New Moon, copy this onto your profile If you love Jasper Hale more than Edward Cullen and if you think that Edward needs to get over himself and stop calling himself a monster, and stop thinking that he is the only one that has problems in Cullen family, and if you think that he needs to just go DIE IN A FREAKING HOLE BECAUSE JASPER WILL ALWAYS BE WAAAY BETTER THAN HIM... Copy and paste this onto your profile...or is that just me? "When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Jasper Hale." .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character (Jasper), from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you put your hands up in the air sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile If you believe in second chances, post this in your profile and add you name :Ga Nat Nat, Lady Aki, Jasmin Kaiba, insanechick13, Heaven Hell Angel, Wasingtonian, xXx Alice the Pixie xXx If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand,KeraQ, Sabaku no Annie, Jasmin Kaiba, insanechick13, Heavan Hell Angel, Washingtonian, xXx Alice the Pixie xXx Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. I'm bored ...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you think that those Godforsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever busted a movie or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING! BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND! BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MULTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT! IT'S GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS! BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE, IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING. 25 Reasons to Thank my Mother: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Hey People!! This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you can read this message, you are blessed beacause over two million people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blviee taht I cloud aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanig. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in wht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! If you think Jacob is pathetic and needs to give up on Bella plus go jump off a cliff (or whatever he has to to die), copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one not because of Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile. Bella: Do I ever cross your mind? Edward: No Bella: Do you like me? Edward: No Bella: Do you want me? Edward: No Bella: Would you cry if I left? Edward: No Bella: Would you live for me? Edward: No Bella: Would you do anything for me? Edward: No Bella: Choose--me or your life Edward: My life Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. ╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed you've been warned Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Here are some copy and paste's that I made If you were Team Edward but turned Team Jasper after you saw him as "Captain Cullen" in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Jackson Rathbone should be voted "Sexiest Man Alive" copy and paste this onto your profile If your religion is Cullenism, copy and paste this onto you profile If you have ever had a dream about Jasper, copy and paste this onto your profile If your friends think you are weird, copy and paste this onto your profile If you know you are crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile 97% of the girls in America would die if Justin Bieber jumped off a building. If you are one of the people who would yell "Wave to me on the way down!", copy and paste this onto your profile If your parents won't let you have a facebook, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Justin Bieber is a girl, copy and paste this onto your profile If you love reading, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are obsessed with copying and pasting these things onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are obsessed with making these copy and paste things, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think xXx Alice the Pixie xXx is AMAZING copy and paste this onto your profile! (lol) If you like xXx Alice the Pixie xXx stories copy and paste this onto your profile! (lol) If you love cookies copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room copy and paste this onto your profile If you love laughing copy and paste this onto your profile! Haha! If you HATE posers copy and paste this onto your profile If you HATE boring people copy and paste this onto your profile If you HATE school copy and paste this onto your profile If you LOVE writing copy and paste this onto your profile If you LOVE ice cream copy and paste this onto your profile Here is a poem that I really loveA True Boyfriend = When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she re-posts this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; This is sooooo sad... ='( Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Girls I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) If you were Team Edward but turned Team Jasper after you saw how sexy he was as a leader, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I MADE THIS ONE TOO! ME, xXx Alice the Pixie xXx) |