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Here are some things you should know about me:

I LOVE the Twilight Saga and I am TEAM JASPER!!!!!

I LOVE JACKSON RATHBONE!!!!!!!!! HE IS AMAZING AND HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Writing is very fun for me and I'm good at it. I love acting also and my dream is to be an actress. If I couldn't be an actress I would be an author for sure.

I love fashion, hair, make-up, etc.

I have a chocolate lab, Abby and a cat, Blackie (my little brother name Blackie).

I have two brothers, one older and one younger, and an older sister.

Not to be braggy or anything but I have two castles in Ireland. I don't know what one of them is called but the other one is called Luttrellstown Castle. You should google it, it's beautiful. I REALLY hope you don't think I'm bragging

I have just recently become a beta reader and am currently excepting requests. =D

I am looking for a beta reader. I am going to send some of my favorite authors requests. =)

PLEASE LOOK AT MY OTHER FANFICTION PROFILE!!! IT'S ME ROLE-PLAYING AS ALICE CULLEN. IT'S AliGrl1901 PLEASE LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!

I occasionally cut myself but not really bad, so i guess you could call me emo even though im happy most of the time...but everybody gets sad occasionally right?

Btw all of my stories will be Twilight only. =)


WARNING:

YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE PRESCENCE OF AN OVERLY OBSESSED TWILIGHT FANPIRE. BE PREPARED FOR ENDLESS AND OUT OF CONTROL BABBLING ABOUT SOME GUYS / VAMPIRE S NAMED EDWARD CULLEN, JASPER HALE/WHITLOCK/ CULLEN, AND EMMETT CULLEN. PLUS THE GIRLS / VAMPIRES, ALICE CULLEN/WHITLOCK/HALE, BELLA SWAN/CULLEN, AND ROSALIE CULLEN/HALE.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

SIGNED: TWILIGHT ADDICT

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NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "Woo that was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
(i laughed at this)

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds arse that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
(lol!)

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Betch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
"(but i dont drink!)

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappppp!!

If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Top 71 twilight obsessed things to do

1. You keep re-reading the series, even though you know pretty much every line.

2. You never put down the books when you read them the first time.

3. You were counting down the days until breaking dawn came out.

4. You can’t help but smile whenever you think of Edward.

5. The name Edward is no longer dumb and weird to you.

6. Whenever someone says, “Hey, you want to go shopping?” you automatically think of Alice.

7. You want to move to Forks, Seattle, Phoenix, or Port Angeles.

8. When you see someone barely starting the series, you want to punch them for not reading it sooner.( even though you don't punch)

9. When you see someone reading Twilight, you go over to them and say how much you like it, to which they give you a weird look and walk away.

10. You cried during some parts of the books, and laughed at others.

11. The name Victoria sends chills down your spine. (shudder)

12. Twilight is your favourite time of day

13. You have imagined yourself as one of the Cullens and or characters in the book

14.You have had pretend conversations with one of the book characters in your mind.

15. After you read the book, apples became your favourite fruit.

16.You wish you were a vampire.

17. You squealed with joy when Edward and Bella reunited in New moon.

18. Your friends get scared around you when you start to talk about Twilight.

19. When your friends bring up Twilight, they smack their heads because they know you're going to go on a never ending rant

20. you go on a never ending rant when someone brings up twilight

21. When you see someone wearing glitter you think of vampires

22. You wished your name was Bella and have yelled at your parents about it

23. Instead of asking yourself questions like, “I wonder why we as humans are alive?” you ask, “I wonder what will happen in Breaking Dawn”

24.You hate the name Jacob with a passion.

25. Black is now your least favourite colour. (Sorry Jacob fans)

26.Your teachers at school ask you why your reading log mostly consists of the Twilight series.

27. You dress up like a Cullen on Halloween and people ask you why you’re not wearing a costume but a lot of glitter and expensive brand clothes borrowed from your friends.

28. You read fan fictions about Twilight online and it’s the only website you’re on anymore.

29. You’ve written Cullen as your last name

30. When you went to an Italian restaurant, you ordered the mushroom ravioli.

31. You listen to your heartbeat more often

32. You look at your doctor and think, “Carlisle’s better”

33. Topaz is your favourite gemstone.

34. You wish you were born if November so topaz would be your birthstone

35. You wish your birthday was also June 20th, like Edward’s

36. Your parents have grounded you from the books until you get breaking dawn.

37. Mountain lions are your favourite animal

38. You’ve tried to read peoples mind, see the future, change people’s emotions, or make them be in excruciating pain.

39. You cried during New Moon, more than you've cried ever before in a book.

40. You get very mad and gasp when people say they have never heard of Twilight.

41. You jump every time you hear "Edward" or "Bella"

42. You can't focus on your work/homework because you could be reading one of the books again.

43. You name your pet/computer/car after one of the Twilight characters

44. you relate everything in life to Bella and Edward and anything else that goes on in the books.

45. You began to look after men/women that have pale skin, dark eyes and are absolutely gorgeous.

46. You want to go cliff diving because Bella did it.

47. You want to ride motorcycles, just because Bella did.

48. You read your books while you eat, or you just don't eat at all.

49. When you fall over or nearly get hit by a big van you call it a Bella moment.

50. You fall over alot and almost get hit by big vans.

51. You sleep with your books in your bed at night.

52. You've memorized every page number in all three books and know the content of each.

53. You start a Twilight-themed website.

54. You and your friends make Twilight tees that say "I'd rather die than be with Mike Newton" and wear them to school on the same day.

55. Instead of shouting "I HAVE TO PEE!" you say "I need a human minute."

56. You hate gym only because Bella does, too.

57. Everytime someone speaks of one named Edward, you jump on their back.

58. You refuse to eat human food, because the Cullens don't.

59. You think in Fanfic.

60. Every sentence you say begins with "Twilight".

61.You would name your kid Carlisle in a heartbeat.

62. If someone is cold/warm when you touch them, you scream "YOU'RE A WEREWOLF/ VAMPIRE! And THEN jump on them.

63. You call your English/Science/Trig teachers there respective Twilight characters (i.e., Mr. Berty, Mr. Banner, Mr. Varner, Coach Clapp)

64. You become a vegetarian, because you are just halfway there to "vegetarian vampire."

65. You refuse a date with the most popular guy in school because he's not "your Edward."

66. You have answered "duh," "yes," or "omg YEAH" to all or any of these questions.

67. You give complements/insults in the following format: "You know what, you are such a insert name of character here.

68. If someone mentions they haven't read the series, gasp, you start yelling at them until they do.

69. You demand that your parents take you to Forks over spring break/summer vacation, etc.

70.On a sunny day, you're depressed because you know you won't see any vampires.

71. You're reading this list for this long.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar-high, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too!

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BOOK GEEK IF:

- Words like mockingjay, Dumbledore, quidditch, gillyweed, Annabeth, etc. are in your dictionary on Word.

- You tend to start obsessing over the characters.

- You think about the characters or book before you go to sleep.

- You think about the characters or book when you wake up.

- You think about the characters or book every moment, basically.

- You talk about the characters or book every moment.

- You write fanfictions.

- You cosplay as the characters for Halloween.

- You make your friends cosplay as the characters for Halloween.

- You force your friends to read the book or books.

- You draw fanart.

- You go to themed parties about the book.

If when you have a child, you would consider naming him Jacob or Edward copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm schizofrantic!!)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (*Falls* WHEEEEEEE!!!!)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect...

TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles...

TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time...

TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha...

TEAM JACOB: because I don't mind a little extra hair...

CULLENISM: my new religion.

DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen...

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

MIKE NEWTON: my brand of valium.

PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Edward prefers them. Take that, blondes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!)

JACOB BLACK doesn't have to toast at 108.9 degrees F to have me SWEATING...!

I thought I had found my Edward Cullen... but it was just another idiot with fangs. );

If Edward Cullen was real, which he is, I'd like, totally stalk him.

WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health. (Not that you'd care.)

Why so sullen, Edward Cullen?

TWILIGHT: noun, 1. period between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease.

THANKS TO TWILIGHT, now if that certain boy seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire, and he's polite enough to try and resist my blood.

EDWARD CULLEN: he's bringing sexy back... yeah! HE'S YUMMALICIOUS!!

EMMETT CULLEN is a sexy beast. Literally.

JASPER HALE: Making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts.

In my mind: Jacob loves me, Alice is my BFF, and Edward wants me.

I kissed a WEREWOLF and I liked it! I hope my VAMPIRE don't mind it! (If a werewolf kissed me, I wouldn't have punched him in the face!)

JACOB BLACK OR EDWARD CULLEN?? Ah, that's easy. BOTH, PLEASE AND THANKS!

Maybe I shouldn't say it... but JAMES, if you wanted to track me, I wouldn't be so hard to find... haha.

I like my men tall, strong, and can morph into a wolf. OH YEAH, BABY!!

If I had my way, I would spend the majority of my time kissing Jacob.

In my personal opinion, Bella is a complete twat. (LICK ROSALIE'S BUTT, BELLA!!)

Twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight. What obsession?

Oh, for Fork's sake.

YOU REALLY KNOW YOU'VE REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN, AND ARE TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT, WHEN YOU WATCH WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, JUST IN CASE SOMEONE CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS.

Some random crapola...

HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it. SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you?

Hahahahahahahaha. Wait. What?

I have super powers. I just don't want to show you.

Hi. I have cool socks on today.

I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.

Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.

ME?? SARCASTIC?? NOOOOO. (Okay, I got to admit, that is tottally me! Oh my god, I am sounding like a priss!! I will shut up now!)

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

Tell your boyfriend's pants it's not polite to point. (HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!)

FAKE. It's the latest trend. and everyone seems to be in style. (

If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain...

bom chicka wah wah...

and every word is nonsense, but I understand. BOOYAH!

When The Power Of Love Will Overcome The Love Of Power, The World Will Know Peace.

Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary.

Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Don't follow me... I'm lost too.

Poke Me and I will bite you. MUAHAHAHAHA!!

Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious

It takes a big man to cry... It takes a bigger man to laugh at the big man crying.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Dain bramaged.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, ditch the fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is question is Carlisle Cullen, get those apples the hell away from me.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best. (I swear, I'm a stalker, I do that with all of my crushes.)

E is for Emotional, ruins every body's day, M is for Miserable people, O is for On the dark side, 'cuz we have some fresh cookies. COOKIES!

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. YUMMEH IN MEH TUMMEH!

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.

"If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English." - Homer Simpson.

I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun.

One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof?? HAHA!

Friends are like bras, they support you and they are close to your heart.

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?

In the number one space? Where else would it be...

2. What is your favorite possession?

My kindle

3. Do you own a gun?

Ha, no.

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

I still love you so, nicely tell Amanda (his gf/my bff) that you love her but you wanna date me

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Yes. I have a boy doctor and he will touch my boobies! DX

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

Jingle Bombs by Achmed the Dead Terrorist!!!

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Water

9. Can you do a push up?

Yeah i think so

10. Is your bathroom clean?

yup

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

My ring that my grandmother bought for me

12. Do you take painkillers?

Occasionally

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

My personality and eyes. I hypnotize some people.

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

idk but i think i do

15. What's your name?

Taylor Rae (not putting my last name)

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

I'm such a geek. It's 10:36 and i'm on fanfiction lol

I love vinny

vinny is HAWT!!!

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought
cheetos, cheetos, and a holly-gram (all at my school) its christmas time and my school sells little bags of candy with balloons on them called holly-grams)

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
water, soda, and ummm...idk what else lolzzz

19. Current worry?
that vinny will never love me again/one day i will accidentally cut myself too deep and die

20. Current hate?
People who think that gays are diseases/people who hate cutters

21. Favorite place(s) to be?
Anywhere dark and small (I love being in confined spaces because I feel safe), and my room.

22. How did you bring in the New Year?I dont understand...

23. Where would you like to go?
volterra

24. Do you own slippers?

no...but i wish i did!!!
25. What shirt are you wearing?

a ke$ha shirt that says "the party don't start 'til i walk in"

26. Favorite color(s)?

Black, purple
27. Are you gay?

i'm not sure but gay people are AWESOME!!!
28. Do you sing in the shower?


i used to but then i found out that my parents could hear me!!!
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

idk
30. Best bed sheets as a child?
HELLO KITTY!!!
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
i broke my leg and then had to have two surgeries
32. Who is your loudest friend?
um idk

33. Who is your most silent friend?
idk

34. Does someone have a crush on you?
yeah i think so
35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Not really...
36. What is your favorite candy?
kit kats/reeses peanut butter cups
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

im yours by jason mraz when i dance with my husband

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
chances by five for fighting
39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Reading fanfiction on my kindle!
40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
i dont remember

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, .missy.skye., BlissfulyShadowingEdwardCullen., Korie.Moore, The Dawn Is Breaking, Eveabella, Hawktalon.of.Windclan RosieLeeCullen, fanpirealice, xXxAlicethePixiexXx

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side.

(We have cookies!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that gosh-darned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your butt!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

WEIRD QUIZ THING:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Is something burning?" pg. 81 of The Twilight Saga: New Moon

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My computer screen

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Friends, The One With The Late Thanksgiving (with commentary)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:06 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:21 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Mom and Dad watching the news and my music ( "Like A G6" by Far East Movement )

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Last night, looking for my parents

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My tv

9. What are you wearing?

White T-Shirt and Jeans

10. Did you dream last night?

I'm sure I did, but I don't remember what about.

11. When did you last laugh?

Today, my bff almost barfed and she made a really weird noise

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A large picture, a small picture, and palm trees

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yes

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Pretty cool

15. What is the last film you saw?

Zombieland

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Warner Brothers and make them start making new Friends episodes again

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Today, I drank Hawaiian Punch, water, lemon iced tea, coke, ketchup, corn, lettuce with some ranch on it, nacho cheese, salsa, and part of a soggy tortilla chip (even though I HATE cheese!)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd make it where I could have anything I want whenever I want however I want (lol)

19. Do you like to dance?

YES!!!

20. George Bush:

is no longer our president.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Savannah

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Cody

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Possibly

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Let's party!"

List 12 Characters From Your Fandom, In No Particular Order:

1. Bella Cullen
2. Emmett Cullen
3. Edward Cullen
4. Rosalie Cullen
5. Alice Cullen
6. Esme Cullen
7. Carlisle Cullen
8. Rachel Greene
9. Ross Geller
10. Joey Tribbiani
11. Monica Bing
12. Chandler Bing

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?

No, but that would be really kool

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Um . . . Sure?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Chandler got Rachel pregnant? omg!!! Ross and Monica would be extremely mad.

4. Can you recall any fics about 9?

Yes, he moved to London with Emily and then his marriage failed and he went back to New York to try and make up with Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Emmett and Esme? No way . . .

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?

Alice and Ross or Alice and Joey? Alice and Joey! They would PARTY!!!

7. What would happen if 7 were to walk in on 2 and 12 making out?

If Carlisle walked in on Emmett and Chandler making out, he would probably feel very awkward and would say, "Wow. Chandler ended up just like his dad."

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Edward is terrible with the ladies and has never been to a bar, casino, party, and he has never had a girlfriend. Will Joey Tribbiani be able to change this loser? (Sorry Team Edward people! It just fit!)

9. Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff?

No way

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

You're Not Going To Be Like Your Father

11. If you wrote a song-fic about 2, what song would you chose?

"I'm Awesome" by Spose.

12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would your warning be?

WARNING: Contains many awkward moments and strange jokes

13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Ummmmm . . . Maybe like a week ago?

14. Would 1 look if 2 got lost?

Yes, Bella would look for Emmett because he is her big bro

15. What would 3 say if 4 killed 9?

"Dumb blonde"

16. 12 goes to break up 10 and 8's wedding. What is their dialogue/ trialogue?

Chandler: What are you doing?

Rachel: Getting married! Joey proposed at the hospital and I said yes!

Joey: Yeah haha (nervous laughter)

17. Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Esme is afraid of Carlisle because . . . He didn't know what a word meant! (I couldn't think of anything!)

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This was really funny...You gotta list your favorite Twilight characters and then answer the questions...but no peeking until they've all been listed.

1. Bella

2. Edward

3. Alice

4. Jasper

5. Rosalie

6. Emmett

7. Esme

8. Carlisle

9. Renesmee

10. Angela

11. Charlie

12. Mike

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No. That would be really funny though. Maybe I'll write one!

2) Do you think Four is hot?

Yeah!!! =)

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Mike got Carlisle pregnant?! That's kinda weird

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Ummmm . . . only 1

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Edward and Emmett? Oh god no!!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Ew neither!!! But I guess Rosalie and Renesmee. They both love clothes.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Esme walked in on Edward and Mike having sex she would freak out

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Angela is very shy and conservative. Alice is the exact opposite. Will they be able to change each other?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!! NO WAY!!!!!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Mother and Son

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Nasty!!!

12) Know of anyone who reads Three hot?

No

13) Know of anyone who writes about or draws Eleven?

Nope

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I have nooooooo idea

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Two and eleven, what song would you choose?

I don't know!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Jealousy, fighting, and eventually: death

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Opposites attract

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Father and son

20) How emo is Seven?

Not at all

21) Write a Sexy Eleven/One title.

NO WAY

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

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In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

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WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

"What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?" -Paris Hilton

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your siblings have gotten seriously mad at you for talking about Twilight all the time, copy this onto your profile.

If you cannot stand the people who claim to be obsessed with Twilight after they've read the series ONCE or haven't even finished reading it yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't wait for the New Moon movie just because Jasper gets to have his big moment, copy this onto your profile.

If you know you'll be super super pissed if Jasper doesn't get to have his big moment in the New Moon movie, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you noticed that Jasper wouldn't be able to be in the ballet studio in Twilight because if he flipped out over a paper cut then he would definitely flip out when Bella was bleeding like crazy with the gushing head and all that Jazz, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you use the term "All That Jazz" just because Jazz is Jasper's nickname, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that it was sexy when Jasper tried to eat Bella in New Moon, copy this onto your profile

If you love Jasper Hale more than Edward Cullen and if you think that Edward needs to get over himself and stop calling himself a monster, and stop thinking that he is the only one that has problems in Cullen family, and if you think that he needs to just go DIE IN A FREAKING HOLE BECAUSE JASPER WILL ALWAYS BE WAAAY BETTER THAN HIM... Copy and paste this onto your profile...or is that just me?

"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Jasper Hale."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."
"I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkling!"
"Psh, screw the Dark Side. So what if they have cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have Jasper Hale!"

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If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character (Jasper), from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you put your hands up in the air sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile

If you believe in second chances, post this in your profile and add you name :Ga Nat Nat, Lady Aki, Jasmin Kaiba, insanechick13, Heaven Hell Angel, Wasingtonian, xXx Alice the Pixie xXx

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand,KeraQ, Sabaku no Annie, Jasmin Kaiba, insanechick13, Heavan Hell Angel, Washingtonian, xXx Alice the Pixie xXx

Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

I'm bored ...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you think that those Godforsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever busted a movie or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING!

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!

BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MULTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT!

IT'S GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS!

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE, IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING.

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Hey People!!

This is a story about a little girl that was abused.

If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!",

I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you can read this message, you are blessed beacause over two million people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you think Jacob is pathetic and needs to give up on Bella plus go jump off a cliff (or whatever he has to to die), copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one not because of Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile.

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed
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you've been warned

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


Here are some copy and paste's that I made

If you were Team Edward but turned Team Jasper after you saw him as "Captain Cullen" in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Jackson Rathbone should be voted "Sexiest Man Alive" copy and paste this onto your profile

If your religion is Cullenism, copy and paste this onto you profile

If you have ever had a dream about Jasper, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your friends think you are weird, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know you are crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile

97% of the girls in America would die if Justin Bieber jumped off a building. If you are one of the people who would yell "Wave to me on the way down!", copy and paste this onto your profile

If your parents won't let you have a facebook, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Justin Bieber is a girl, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love reading, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with copying and pasting these things onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with making these copy and paste things, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think xXx Alice the Pixie xXx is AMAZING copy and paste this onto your profile! (lol)

If you like xXx Alice the Pixie xXx stories copy and paste this onto your profile! (lol)

If you love cookies copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love laughing copy and paste this onto your profile! Haha!

If you HATE posers copy and paste this onto your profile

If you HATE boring people copy and paste this onto your profile

If you HATE school copy and paste this onto your profile

If you LOVE writing copy and paste this onto your profile

If you LOVE ice cream copy and paste this onto your profile

Here is a poem that I really loveA True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she re-posts this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

This is sooooo sad... ='(

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling smartass
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

If you were Team Edward but turned Team Jasper after you saw how sexy he was as a leader, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I MADE THIS ONE TOO! ME, xXx Alice the Pixie xXx)