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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted "Toma Sota baluc" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Now make a wish... Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.


How fast can you guess these words?

1.BOO_S

2._ _NDOM

3.F_ _K

4.P_N_S

5.PU_S_

6.S_X

Answers: 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE 6.SIX. You got all 6 wrong, didn't you? You dirty minded freak!

Did you guys fall for it?


Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.


Fun little test to do...

No cheating please! Go in order!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of Red, black, green, blue, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you prefer more black or white?

6. Name the person as the same sex as you.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Which do you prefer more California or Florida?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish ( A realistic one)

Answer time!!

1. You're completely in love with this person

2. If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You're conservative and aggressive.

Green: You're soul is relaxed and you're laid back.

Blue: You're spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You're a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom .

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan- Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone unexpected

Apr.- Jun: You will have a strong love relationship that wont last very long but the memories will last forever

July- Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for good.

Oct- Dec: Your love life will not be to great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at first but it will be the best thing for you, and you will change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This is your best friend

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose:

California: You like adventure

Florida: Your are a laid back person

9. If you choose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour it will come true before your next birthday! Yay!


Fun little test...

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

OMG THIS WAS SO FREAKING CREEPY! ALMOST EVERYTHING MATCHED! YOU HAVE TO TRY IT!


This is soooo cool it's like boom! Mind blowing.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that or it blew your mind put it in your profile.


These are some quotes/phrases that are like so me or something I would do...

I didn't fall, I was just testing gravity. Yep, still works. -Unknown

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. -Unknown

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way. -Unknown

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face. -Unknown

If you fall, Ill be there. -Floor

Making your friend laugh when they are reading to the class. -lolsotrue#2182

Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal. -Unknown

That awkward moment when you gently toss your phone on your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock down 2 lamps, and kill a cat. -Unknown

That moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation. -Unknown

Copy/Paste if you would do any of these.


Lets see how stupid we all are (I have done it when it's in bold)

1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a cherry tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (Still don't understand how that works)

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 mins to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was on

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (THANK GOD!)

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jamb

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

101. Didn't realize that numbers 13 and 59 were skipped


Bolded means yes.

Your Boy Side:

You love hoodies

You love jeans

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Well... Most of the time)

You've played with/against boys on a team

Shopping is torture (Sometimes)

Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box

You played with Hotwheel cars as a kid

At some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps

You like going to high school football games

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards

Baggy pants are cool to wear (When they say this I think sweat pants)

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours (Blue and Black. Best. Colours. Ever.)

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total:18/25


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Can't Get You Out Of My Head by jackandkimforever reviews
The sarcastic, friendly Kim Crawford just moved to Seaford with her family. It's her first day of school. While there, she meets lots of people, including this guy that was staring at her all day. She later finds out he's the bad boy of the school, and he finds out she's the responsible type, but for some reason they can't get each other off of their minds. What's gonna happen?
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Beauty and Her Beast by PositiveVibes1379 reviews
She was a calm and peaceful female kidnapped by him. He was a ruthless killer that didn't care for anyone. No matter how much she tried to run, she'd always be his beauty and he'd be her sadistic beast. -Auslly- *Complete*
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Dancing Through The Fire by Dancer06 reviews
She's been dancing all her life, now Ally Dawson faces one of her biggest auditions, to be one of self absorbed music sensation Austin Moon's female back-up dancers. When her and another are chosen to be his only two female dancers along with his four original dancers and 4 best friends Ally is pulled into a whole different world of fame, glitz, glam, and most of all drama.
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No Turning Back by SmileR5 reviews
1 phone call. 7 lives. 1 group of killers. With only 365 days on their hands. They're being taken down one by one. They have to make a decision, but it's all pressured on to her. Only her. "Okay...I'll do it. But no one needs to know. I'm doing this for the ones I love.." She pauses. "I'm ready." He chuckled lowly, scaring her. "Finally. It's only taken you 17 years..."
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Alone Never by phia514 reviews
Ally lives in New York with Trish. Trish has to move out with her boyfriend leaving Ally to find a new roommate. She gets a pleasant surprise when her new roommate is a cute guy named Austin.
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My Stupid Phone by writingwithheart reviews
Laura Marano had never dreamed of going to an R5 concert and meeting her huge celebrity crush, Ross Lynch. She had also never imagined getting herself thrown into such a huge worldwide problem involving him. Well, she wouldn't have, if it wasn't for her stupid phone. RAURA.
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Undercover by MindMeetsMelody reviews
Ally Dawson- The girl you THINK you know. Ally is sent to Miami to live with the Moons when a group called Z-Kill is after her.
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How to Break a Bad Boy by ausllydawmoon reviews
This guide is guaranteed to torture your school's 'bad boy.' It will diminish his bad boy image. One hundred out of one hundred bad boys crumbled after being victims of the instructions in this guide. Good luck, and happy bad boy breaking!
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Bad Boy Meets New Girl by DirectorT reviews
So Kim Crawford, the new girl, meets Jack Brewer, the bad boy of Seaford High. Sounds cliche enough, right? Wrong. It may seem like all the other stories on here, but this has a huge twist. And unlike most of the others, Grace is not the first person Kim meets, Jack is. What will Jack and Kim do? Read it to find out what happens. KICK Story. Hope you like it!
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Oh Yeah Totally Normal by Austin and Ally Go 1 Direction reviews
Hi. I'm Austin Moon. I've got the looks, the brains, and did I mention that my uncle is Ethan Hunt, and that I'm one of IMF's top agents? No? Well, I am. I've faced nuclear war, escaped from a Russian prison in Siberia, and I graduated from Oxford at 14. But nothing could have prepared me for my next mission, or my next cover. Highschool. Great. Auslly. (I don't own AaA!)
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The Challenge by The Lucky Kind reviews
Make a girl fall in love with you in seven days or less. That was the game and he was the best, so when he was given a new victim, why would he have any reason to say no. He thought it was no big deal and it would be easy money, but if only he knew what he was getting himself into when Ally Dawson became his next target.
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Arranged by sycadelex reviews
It was supposed to be a simple visit. Nothing more, nothing less. But when Ally Dawson goes to visit her parents, she certainly doesn't expect them to tell her they're broke. And she certainly doesn't expect them to force her into marrying her childhood enemy. And she definitely doesn't expect herself to start to fall for him.../
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Skater Girl by R5AAFan reviews
Ally loves skateboarding. When she moves to Miami from California, she needs a new skate park. When she finds one close to her house, she also finds out that the guys there are all sexist jerks, Austin Moon being first. Ally sees a challenge in Austin. And she never refuses a challenge. But can she make her place in this 'guy only' area?
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Summer Vacation with the Moons by borntoright reviews
When Ally's dad is going on a business trip for the summer, she has no choice but to spend it at the Moon's cottage. At first she is more than happy, but when she finds out this means that she has to spend 2 whole months with Austin, a boy that has tormented her since grd. 9 she cannot wait for the summer to be over!The story ends in Auslly but we have the entire summer for that ;)
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Slapped by ThePenIsMighty reviews
Ally Dawson, single mother of twins, struggels to do the right thing. But some how she found her self doing somthing very wrong. Actions have consequences. Nobody slaps rock star Austin Moon accross the face in public and gets away with it... NOMINTATED FOR BEST AUSTIN & ALLY STORY OF 2012! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
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Firsts reviews
Ally Dawson has always been RICH but what happens when her dad takes her out of private and puts her into public school? Austin Moon he's the one everyone loves and THE best hockey player in Marino middle school. What happens when old friends are reunited and secrets come out? Co-Written with Atreyu95
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