MattMellox333
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Joined 10-26-10, id: 2590800, Profile Updated: 03-16-11

BreeBree12345 was here! I am the great MattMellox333's best FF friend! And she's probably mad cuz the rest of her profile info is gone! Well, that was...not my fault! Uhm.. okayyy so it was! So...I have taken upon myself to tell you a little bit about this chick here!

She's a doucher!

She loves Glee and her favorite character is Kurt!

Uh...mmmm... she absolutely loves K-pop! and Kevin from U-Kiss! and Taemin from SHINee! :)

She reads Kuroshitsuji, and loves the couples SebaxCiel! ughhhhh...

2min VS. the world! (Taeminho! :D) Yah get it? No, prolly not... yeah...

Her favorite anime character of all time is Mello! But of course, in my personal opinion, it's Matt Jeevas from Deathnote... but we aren't here to talk about me! pshhhhaaaa! No matter how much more interesting I am :D jk, jk (or am I?)

Um...well I don't remember anything ele. Soooo...I'm going to talk about something much more interesting! Stupid pick up lines!

1. Are you Jamaican cause your Jamaican me crazy.

2. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

3. Wow. You still look pretty good for how old you must be.

4. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

5. Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

6. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

7. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

8. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

9. Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

10. Here I will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and I’ll call you.

11. Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

12. Hey! I bet you fifty bucks that I'm easier than you!

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you're freaking sick of all the Martha/Doctor fics, put this on your profile.

If you are a complete spelling/grammar/punctuation freak, put this in your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet or thin air, put this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, put this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population on all planets would die if Abrecombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're one of the 8 percent that would would be laughing your bum off, put this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually know the answer to the question: What does HTML stand for? then copy and paste this on your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when your stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar to yourself. So if you're crazy, put this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you've ever done the above on purpose, put this in your profile, also.

If you've ever seen a movie or TV show so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.

If you've every been so obsessed with something that now everyone is terrified of you cos of it's effects, put this into your profile.

If you think flamers should get a life, put this in your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have, in fact, argued with yourself and lost, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Matt's Guide to Love, Dating, and Marriage by Skyskater reviews
If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 67,122 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Matt, Mello
His Butterfly by Shakuma-Marie-Uchiha reviews
When Minho goes to the SHINee Maknae Taemin for comfort after a horrible nightmare while on tour, the two discover something that their hearts had been telling them from the very beginning that their heads never wanted to accept. Yaoi. 2MIN Taemin/Minho
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,977 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010
Luv by Shinee.cupcake reviews
This is a yaoi lime with Niel and C.A.P Minsoo from Teen Top. It's nc-17 and contains mature content, so be warned. Disclaimer: I don't own these boys. I usually don't write stuff like this so please tell me what you think!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
A Speculation by Falbet reviews
This is what I would very much like to happen in vol.7 ch.5. Souichi gets brave! Kind of...
Tyrant Falls in Love/恋する暴君 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Morinaga T., Souichi T.
It's Alright by Shinee.cupcake reviews
Everyone is afraid of something. Luckily, Taemin has someone close who can make his fears go away. -This is a fluff with SHINee's Taemin and Minho :3 it is my first post, so enjoy and tell me what you think! Disclaimer: I do not own these boys *sigh*
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Rosary by Ass Victoriam reviews
Matt takes an interest in Mello's rosary. Matt x Mello : Fluff.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Mello, Matt
Love Letter by Mitsukai Tacchi reviews
Two-shot. When Kim Kibum realizes that his feelings for his best friend have grown into more than just friend ship, he pours his heart out into a single letter. A love letter. Never actually meant for Jonghyun to find. JongKey Two Shot, SHINee
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Matt x Mello by Flagfish reviews
This is a very dirty story. It's written first to be filthy and erotic; second to be suspenseful and clever; and, despite everything, all along the way with love. Also something for the L fans. COMPLETED.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,894 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - [Mello, Matt, L] Naomi M. - Complete