![]() Hi!!! I shant tell you guys my name but you can call me A. I LOVE reading, sleeping, eating, and watching shows. I HATE the cold, potatoes, depressing people because they depress me, peanut butter, and colds. I sometimes dislike chick/really idiodic stories, depressing stories, and tv. Computers REALLY confuse me A LOT! My favorite shows are inuyasha, Yugioh, Yugioh GX, Naruto, Drogon Ball Z Kai, and Sonny with a chance. My favorite books are Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twillight, Beautiful Creatures, The Bible, Thirst, Eragon, and Larklight. I LOVE Fullmetal Alchemist! I'm a dork! My favorite bands are skillet, Flyleaf, Fireflight, Superchick, Paramore, and Demi Lovato. Just so you know I'm in love with Fred Weasley!!! And GO TEAM EDWARD!!!!! 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things Insane people work wonders. You know those little voices in your head, the ones that suggest all the strange ideas? The people who listened to them are now called authors. And, they're rich. Therefore, insanity is a good thing. To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. (Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we'd have to find some other site to visit.) My Mother Taught Me... 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me RITE OF PASSAGE. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies. No matter where you are in a room, you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.H.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. "Lord commanded them and so they did" my bible 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? The shelf leaning against my wall 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Property virgins (I was forced to!!!!) 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 11:45 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 11:59 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? my ipod 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I don't remember 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? a cup 9. What are you wearing? black skinny jeans and a random white t-shirt 10. Did you dream last night? nope. 11. When did you last laugh? A few min. ago when I was reading a persons profile 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? my posters 13. Seen anything weird lately? Yep myself. 14. What do you think of this quiz? It's cool 15. What is the last film you saw? Pokemon 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? BOOKS!! AND MANGA!!!! AND SHOES!! AND MUSIC!!! 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I'm actualy quite silent. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Destroy all the scientist who believe in evolution and/or create nuclear weapons. 19. Do you like to dance? Always 20. George Bush Ahh the only person worse is Obama 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Rain 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Freddy!!! 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? YES!!!! 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? Well done my good and faithful servant. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (mwahaha) If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD! (browsing profiles) If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile. If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile. If you believe the characters are real permanently, copy and paste this in your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors. When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets. There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life. After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted “She’s down in the sewer!” All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled “They Pushed Her” and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face was missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. copy and paste this to your profile like now its not a joke and im not kidding i got this in a text and i sent it to all of the people i could so please believe this its true and it freaked me the hell out when i read it believe it man and search it on google its true ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ ╔╗╔╦══╦═╦╦══╦══╦══╗╔╗ Weird is good, strange is bad, normal is ok (I guess) but weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique so HA to any normal person out there hee hee =D copy this onto your profile if your weird and proud of it! If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (uhhh let me see:staircases, chairs, several doors. . . ) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. (There was a reason behind it. I'm just not telling) If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. Who isn't in their own weird way? Love anime and manga?copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been hurt by a revolving door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Did anyone else ever notice that talented artists are always more than slightly insane?) (M-B: Yup, I sure did. Look at myself, hahaaa.) If you are obsessed with FanFiction, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it,copy this into your profile. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!! If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever dreamed that you met anime/manga characters, copy this into your profile. If you can actually copy the hand signs used in Naruto without even trying, copy this into your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!! If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment. If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile Admitting you are weird means normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. (The average age of people on there is 65. Doesn't that strike you as a little creepy and a reason why not to go on there?) ║╔═╣╔╗║╔╗║╔╗║╔╗║ ║║Put this on your If you truly hate Sasuke Uchiha, copy this onto your profile! Unit all 'Anti-Sasuke' people! If you ever tune out of reality when reading any kind of manga (especially manga you like) and don't pay attention to surroundings, copy this onto your profile! In an episode of Naruto Shippuden, Sai said that Sasuke is a traitor and pointed out that Naruto and Sakura should give up on him. Post this onto your profile if you believe Sasuke's a traitor and everybody should give up on bringing him back; letting him waste his miserable life with Orochimaru! Also post if you think Sasuke should have died instead Itachi! (May I remind you that Itachi had a good reason for killing the clan? And that he wasn't totally evil!) 95 percent of tween-teenage girls would probably literally die if Justin Biber was about to commit suicide and jump off a huge fifty story building with trafic going. Copy and put post this onto your profile if you would be one of the few sane people sitting on a lawn chair by the building and watching in ammusement with binoculars while screaming "Jump! Be a man and jump! DIE BIBER, DIE! 'Darn, it would have been more fun with Sasuke Uchiha about to jump as well!'" If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke) xPrincessKagurax(Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Byakuya, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Pain, Gaara, Neji, Nuriko(current crush), Hotohori, Sasuke(i hate him now), Ryou, Malik, Yami, Jaden, Syrus, Abidos, Eiji, Mashiro, Takagi)Otaku1995(Ichimaru Gin, Asakura Hao, Tao Ren, Uryuu Ishida, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Uchiha Itachi), shiro-otaku10(Hitsugaya Toshiro, Hisagi Shuhei(not anymore), Bankotsu, Abarai Renji, Ed Elric(not anymore), Sasuke (NOT now, i HATE him)), TeenageNeko ( Gaara of the dessert, Ulquiorra Cifer, Alphonse Elric XD and Rock Lee), ImaginationGirl12 (Ash Ketchum, Gaara of the desert, Naruto, Deidara), Getsu Nichi (Deidara, Edward Elric, Kyo Sohma), Ryuu22 (Gaara, Edward Elric, Al, Hatori, Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, Matt, Sesshoumaru, Itachi and more x3),Jashinistgirl1( Itachi, sesshoumaru,L,and Mello.), cOOkieGirl1718(Too many to say but Naruto, Shika, Kiba, Jadin, Yugi, edward Eleric, Itachi, Inuyasha, and many more) If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, ToraHimeSama, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke.konohaninmiharuchan, Sakura Uchiha Hyuuga no Sabaku, cherryblossomdream, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, ImaginationGirl12, Getsu Nichi, Ryuu22,Jashinistgirl1,cOOkieGirl1718 If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie kindalkiddwashere AkatsukiFreak31, Lady Yuuki, hidakakufangirl ,Jashinistgirl1, cOOkieGirl1718 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, BluCmonkE, Lifeless Heartless, Lady Yuuki, hidakakufangirl , Jashinistgirl1, cOOkieGirl1718 If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, BluCmonkE, Lady Yuuki, hidakakufangirl, Jashinistgirl1, cOOkieGirl1718 1)Put ur Ipod/Mp3 player/itunes etc. on shuffle 2)For each question click the next button to get your answer 3)YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! 4)You can put any comments in parentheses next to the song 5)Put it on your profile! 1.What would you say about your boyfriend? Painless(well it works I don’t have one) 2.What is the first thing you say in the mornings? Your not sorry(who’s not sorry?) 3.Your teacher is... Gone the wind (haha I wish) 4.What's written on your class's black board/white board? Underneath this smile (well I guess the assignment could be written under a smiley face) 5.How would you describe your neighbors? Cold as you (so true) 6.What would your best friend say about you? Play with fire (what?) 7.How do you feel right now? I Wanna Know You (that fits good) 8.What's on your bedside table right now? Girls Just wanna have fun (how does that work?) 9.What did you do when you woke up this moring? My favorite thing (I love it) 10.When you open your wardrobe you see... Tim McGraw (Didn’t know I kept him in my wardrobe) 11.What did you say after you last attended a concert? Beauty and the Beast (that doesn’t work) 12.If you had to write a Twilight Fanfiction right now,what would it be titled? Unglamorus (It’s great I love it) 13.A song you would sing at your school's talent show is... I know you won’t (No way it’s too depressing) 14.Your life's theme song would be... Reach (That is awesome) 15.How would you describe what you are doing right now? Believe in me (ok…) 16.if you had to go and jump off a building what would your last words be? Outta My Head (haha that’s great and it fits perfect) 17.Your motto is... I Aint in Checotah Anymore (I’ve never been to Checotah) 18.If you could buy anything in the world you would buy... You and me together (Awww, that’s sweet) 19.What did you dream about last night? No Sleep 2night (I dreamt about not sleeping that’s nice) 20.Any last words? Fragile Heart (lol, what?) THE SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE (put your ipod/Mp3 player/etc. on shuffleand answer the questions w/ the song titles) Opening credits: Breakaway (awesome) Waking Up: Identified (strange) First Day of School: Two Worlds Collide (haha it fits perfect) Falling in Love: Brake my heart (Wow that’s a great prediction of my love life I shall now be depressed.) Fighting: One World (Sort of complete opposite) Breaking Up: Breakaway (ok that fits) Driving: True friend (okay..) Flashback: You, You, You (awww that’s sweet) Mental Breakdown: Happiness (wow that doesn’t fit at all) Getting Back Together: Drama Queen (Wow I’m so not but wow) Prom Night: Mr. James Dean (wow I’m dating a sycopath) Wedding: Nobody ‘till you (So works) Birth of a Child: Hey Stephen ( What?) Death Scene: Why not (very inspiring but maybe more solemn or maybe it’s a sign) Funeral: Miracles Happen (Wow is everyone that happy I’m dead?) End Credits: Leaving this life (Wow we should just swap these last two it would work.) Female Comebacks pick up line comebacks, add to it Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. 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