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Hi everyone i wont say my full name cause i dont want some people to find me so you can just call me NP.

IM A GIRL BY THE WAY!! SO YA

I AM A HUGE TWILIGHT FAN I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT IT

MY LIFE IS VERY BORING THE FANFICTIONS I LOVE EM!!

GO TEAM EDWARD!!

I LOVE THE CULLEN MEN GOD THEY ARE SEXY N INTELLIGENT!!

CARLISLE IS ONE SEXY DOCTOR MAN!!

MORE ABOUT ME:

FAV COLOR: BLUE,GREEN,BLACK;RED

FAV BOOKS: TWILIGHT SERIES, HARRY POTTER SERIES AND I LOVE ROMANCE AND SOME THRILLERS

FAV TV SHOWS: GOSSIP GIRL, NCIS, CSI:NY, SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH, REBA, AND A COUPLE MORE!

FAV MOVIES: TWILIGHT, NEW MOON, HARRY POTTER AND THE SOCERERS STONE AND THE CHAMBBER OF SECRETS

A WALK TO REMEMBER,MAMA MIA, CHASING LIBERTY, LOVEWRECKED, SYDNEY WHITE, SHE'S THE MAN, WHAT A

GIRL WANTS AND MANY MORE. I AM ALSO INDIAN SO I LOVE INDIAN MOVIES I HAVE ALOT OF FAVE INDIAN MOVIES

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╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
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Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. (Yup, every SINGLE time!)

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

"Come to the dark side, we have edward cullen!"

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

sarcasm; my anti drug.
if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird! let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

i speak fluent sarcasm.

yea im one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls.
forget a prince with a horse, i want a vampire with a volvo.

this is one of the saddest poems I've ever read... it made me cry! i am a soppy aper.

A boy and a girl are the best of friends,

from elementary to high school, beginning to end.

Through all those years, their friendship grew.

They both felt the same, but neither knew,

each walking moment, since the day they met.

They both loved each other, sunrise to sunset.

He was all she had; he was the one who kept her from the knife.

She was his angel, she made him smile.

Though life threw him curves, she made it all worth while.

Then one day, things went terribly wrong.

The next few weeks were like a very sad song.

He made her jealous, on purpose he tried.

When the girl asked ‘Do you love her?’ On purpose he lied.

He played with jealousy, like it was a game.

Little did he know, things would never be the same.

His plan was working, but he had no clue.

How wrong things would go, the damage he would do.

One night she broke down, feeling very alone.

Just her and the blade, no one else home.

She dialed his number; he answered ‘Hello?’

She told him she loved him, and hung up the phone.

He raced to her house, just a minute too late

Found her lying in blood, her heart had no rate.

Beside her was a note. In it, was her confession.

Her love for this boy, her only obsession.

As he read the note, he knelt down and cried and grabbed her

knife.

That night, they both died. She was found in his arms, both of

them dead.

Under her note his handwriting said

‘I loved her so, she never knew. All this time, I loved her too.’

post this on your profile if it made you cry. ='(

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

I almost started crying when I read this. Beware.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shttttt!!


Random Questions

If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?
Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

i read this in a book years ago and found it on someones profile!!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through"

"The cracks in the cement is a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break."

"Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad"

"Just because im smiling doesnt mean im happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears"

"If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?"

"Forgetting doesn't make it better, it just makes it hurt again when I remember"

"I wish I was eight again, because all had to do was tag me and I was it

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--.

MORE QUOTES!!

You're a great freind, but if zombies are chasing us, i'm tripping you

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don't follow me, I'm lost too.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Help I've fallen and I can’t...hey nice carpet!

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

I want to live forever, so far so good.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Buy him a Team Jacob t-shirt.

9. Picture yourself naked.

8. Buy him a dog named Jacob.

7. Paint his room pink.

6. Sing "Barbie Girl" in your head over and over.

5. Invite him to go cliff diving in La Push, then say, "Oh, I forgot. You're not allowed in La Push. Oh, well. Come on, Bella."

4. Tell him Bella told you that she likes her men buff and then point out that Jacob is buffer than him.

3. Get all the werewolves to wear his clothes, then put them back so when he goes to put on his clothes, they all smell like werewolves.

2. Think about the time Bella made out with Jacob.

1. Ride motorcycles with Bella, then when he stops you, say, "But Jacob would have let us ride them." Then point out the double meaning in those words you just said.

10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black

10. Remind him that Bella picked Edward.

9. Remind him what Bella and Edward did on their honeymoon.

8. Tell him how Renesmee was conceived in full detail.

7. Buy him a Team Edward t-shirt.

6. Tell him that when Bella kissed him, she was intoxicated by Edward's presence so she didn't know what she was doing.

5. Tell him Bella likes her men pale and cold.

4. When he does something wrong, roll up a newspaper and say, "Bad dog!"

3. Pick up a stick, throw it, and yell, "Fetch!"

2. If he fetches the stick, pet his head and say, "Good doggie!" If he doesn't, smack his nose with the rolled up newspaper and say, "Bad doggie!"

1. Give him a pooperscooper for his birthday.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her.

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go.

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention.

When she pull's away
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word.

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared
Protect her.

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay.

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up.

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand.

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers.

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does.

When she misses you
she's hurting inside.

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away.

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers.

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it.

Repost so the one you love will;

Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend"
Girls post as: "A True Boyfriend"

Oh so cute! Bunny!

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
come join the dark side, we've got cookies.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you have ever had the Edward/Jacob argument with someone, copy this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If Robert Pattinson as Edward made you swoon, copy this to your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you love Kellen Lutz as Emmett Cullen, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you too are in love with a fictional vampire named Edward Cullenand are unashamed to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile


If you are against abortion please add this to your profile.

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.


Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.

3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.

4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.

5. True love knows no boundaries.

6. Some people are just danger magnets.

7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!

9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.

11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.

12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.

13. Family is about more than just blood.

14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.

15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.

16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.

17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.

18. There are exceptions to every rule.

19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.

20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.

21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

22. Cold hands = Warm heart.

23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.

24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.

25. Romeo was an idiot.

26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.

27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.

28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.

29. Space heaters can be very annoying.

30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

Daddy's Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail,

Her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school,

And she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her,

That she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand,

If she went to school alone

But she was not afraid;

She knew just what to say.

What to tell her classmates

Of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried,

For her to face this day alone.

And that was why once again,

She tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school

Eager to tell them all.

About a dad she never sees

A dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back,

For everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently,

Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called

A student from the class.

To introduce their daddy,

As seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name,

Every child turned to stare.

Each of them was searching,

For a man who wasn't there.

'Where's her daddy at?'

She heard a boy call out.

'She probably doesn't have one,'

Another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back,

She heard a daddy say,

'Looks like another deadbeat dad,

Too busy to waste his day.'

The words did not offend her,

As she smiled up at her Mom.

And looked back at her teacher,

Who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back,

Slowly she began to speak.

And out from the mouth of a child,

Came words incredibly unique.

'My Daddy couldn't be here,

Because he lives so far away.

But I know he wishes he could be,

Since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him,

I wanted you to know.

All about my daddy,

And how much he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories

He taught me to ride my bike.

He surprised me with pink roses,

And taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes,

And ice cream in a cone.

And though you cannot see him.

I'm not standing here alone

Cause my daddy's always with me,

Even though we are apart

I know because he told me,

He'll forever be in my heart'.

With that, her little hand reached up,

And lay across her chest.

Feeling her own heartbeat,

Beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads,

Her mother stood in tears.

Proudly watching her daughter,

Who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love

Of a man not in her life.

Doing what was best for her,

Doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down,

Staring straight into the crowd.

She finished with a voice so soft,

But its message clear and loud.

'I love my daddy very much,

he's my shining star.

And if he could, he'd be here,

But heaven's just too far.

You see he was a policeman

and died just this past year

When airplanes hit the towers

and taught Americans to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes,

it's like he never went away.'

And then she closed her eyes,

and saw him there that day.

And to her mothers’ amazement,

she witnessed with surprise.

A room full of daddies and children,

all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them,

who knows what they felt inside.

Perhaps for merely a second,

they saw him at her side.

I know you're with me Daddy,'

to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers,

of those once filled with doubt.

Not one in that room could explain it,

for each of their eyes had been closed.

But there on the desk beside her,

was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,

by the love of her shining star.

And given the gift of believing,

that heaven is never too far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person,

an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them,

but then an entire life to forget them.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

Good Friend Vs. Best Friend

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

50 Things that no twilight fangirl is ever allowed to do.

1. Talk endlessly about how cute Bella and Edward are together...

2. ...even if you think your friends cared...

3. ...because they really don't.

4. Make an 'I hate Jacob' forum.

5. Spray paint 'Twilight' on a cop car...

6. ...even if you think it's funny, the cops will not.

7. Use the phrase 'bloodsucker' in your vocabulary.

8. Pretend to have visions of the future.

9. Buy a Silver Volvo...

10. ...it doesn't matter that Edward has one.

11. Go out and see the movie 10 times just to look at Robert Pattinson.

12. Go to the forest to try and find a meadow.

13. Push a pale person out into the sunlight to see if they glitter...

14. ...because they won't and they'll just end up mad at you.

14. Say, 'Bella Swan' when asked what your name is.

15. Ask random people how long they've been seventeen.

16. Stalk Robert Pattinson.

17. Ask your boyfriend to pretend to be a vampire...

18. ...because chances are he won't want to stand in the snow for five minutes just to get icy skin

19. Call your boyfriend Edward.

20. Look at a magazine and just assume everyone is a vampire because they're all so pretty...

21. ...it's called photoshop.

22. Log on to a fansite and post countless pictures of the Cullen boys...

23. ...even though everyone else is already doing it.

24. Go by the username, 'EDWARDROCKSMIIIISOXCUZHESOHOTTTTTT' ...

25. ...even if it's true.

26. Go to Forks, Washington.

27. Instantly assume that if someone isn't eating, they're a vampire

28. Try to see if you can go without breathing...

29. ...because you can't.

30. Write your name and any of the Cullen boys name with a heart around it...

31. ...especially on homework...

32. ...your teachers won't find it funny.

33. Whine about how the movie left out so many things from the book...

34. ...your parents really don't care.

35. Try to convince Harry Potter lovers that Twilight is better...

36. ...you will get hurt.

37. Cut yourself then taste the blood just to see how it tastes...

38. ...it doesn't matter that you were just curious. You'll end up in the hospital mental ward.

39. Anytime you see a hot doctor, call him Carlisle...

40. ...he won't think it's funny.

41. Try to read people's thoughts.

42. Sit next to the angry boy in biology class in hopes that he'll end up being in love with you.

43. Think about Twilight any time you see an apple.

44. Try to go a week without sleeping...

45. ...it won't end well.

46. Drive 50 miles over the speed limit...

47. ...chances are, your neighborhood cops will notice

48. Ask anyone you know that's pale to bite you.

49. Name your twins 'Edward and Bella'...

50. ...when they learn why you gave them those names, they won't be happy.


I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you belive your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) )

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and paste this to your profile.

If you leave your window open at night hoping Edward will come in and sing you to sleep with your very own lullaby copy and paste this into your profile!

if you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend then copy and paste this to your profile

If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Cullen brothers plus Carlisle XD) copy and paste this to your profile


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And ιf I'm luckч
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Undєr thє MIDNIGHT SUN


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven’t we met before?
Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: I’d like to call you. What’s your number?
Woman: It’s in the phone book.
Man: But I don’t know your name.
Woman: That’s in the phone book too.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you... to leave.
Man: Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman: Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
Man: May I see you pretty soon?
Woman: Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

You know you’ve seen or read twilight too many times when:

1. You go around asking hot guys to bite you

2. You put on pale white cosmetics and say you’re a Cullen

3. You ask a Native American guy if he can turn into a giant dog

4. You dream about Edward and you getting married.

5. You jump off a cliff and think Edward will save you.(DO not try that you moron, you may get yourself killed)

6. You steal a silver Volvo and drive around like a maniac

7. You name your child Edward, Jasper, or Emmett

8. You bite your hand and say that James turned you.

9. You fall madly in love with a two year old (like I want to marry you fall in love, or imprint)

10. You’re nuts and crazy

11. You can think you can fry an egg on your forehead.(please don’t try that)

12. You try to fly

13. You sang what was on 12

14. You try to attack and kill a mountain lion with your bear hands.


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which is cooler, black or white?
6. Name a person of your same gender.
7. What's your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans?
10. What is your wish?

Done with that?
Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST TH
IS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.


If you feel like boys are so complicated, post this:

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM/DAD.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn... we messed up...

but that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Dude, drink the rest of that. You know we don't waste no liquor."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk smack to the person who talks smack about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them freakin' out.

FAKE FIRENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered.

REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for BB, who probably murdered you, and beat the crap out of him!!

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place

FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public

BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too


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Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,844 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
Kryptonian Protector by TheMashMonster reviews
Edward leaves. Instead of Bella loving him still, she hates him. She also learns that she's not human. What will when Edward comes back? Bella has powers now, and Jake as a best friend. What will she do? What about the Prophecy? BxJ or BxE? Who knows
Crossover - Smallville & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,644 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella
Tails of the Sea by TheMashMonster reviews
Bella is sick of life as a mermaid. She has a stalker/admirer Damien that wont leave her alone and all the mermaids are jealous of her odd tail. She goes to the surface to try life there, but what happens when someone finds out her secret? Who is it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,989 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Children of Saturn: Part 1 by NessieCullen9 reviews
Picks up in early NM. Edward convinced his family to leave Bella, but Jasper goes back to check on her when he starts questioning Edward's motives, and after an amicable breakup with Alice. He discovers a lot more than a heartbroken human. It turns out, Bella is part of an endangered species of born-to-be-vampires called Children of Saturn. Violence, some language, sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,900 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 11/9/2018 - Published: 2/11/2009 - [Bella, Jasper] Aro, Edward - Complete
Cooking Lesson by mrscakeakajane reviews
Lucius Malfoy need help, he goes to his best friend, Severus Snape, Harry Potter is in detention. Severus and Harry start on a path that will lead to cooking lessons and changing the world, its all in a days work. rating will go up as chapters go on, high rating for language. The plot will twist and turn and hold you fast never to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 80,881 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Falling by Joy Cutting reviews
In the heat of battle, Hermione is flung back in time. Struggling to adjust, she meets the one person she least expected, the one person she seeks to destroy, the one man she will ultimately learn to love. AU after Half-Blood Prince. HGTR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,492 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 5/6/2018 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Light Before We Land by Felicity Dream reviews
Older Fem!Percy Percy never planned on being a demigod. Now she has a father she doesn't want, answers she needs, and trying to understand her purpose in life now. And also, Poseidon isn't just the god of the sea. Older age makes one bitter, but earning her loyalty equals beyond a lifetime of devotion. Massive AU rewrite.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,756 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 2,887 - Follows: 2,706 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Percy J.
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2086 - Favs: 5,571 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lucky Number Seven by 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7 reviews
Bella has been in foster care ever since she was born. She has been moved from foster family to foster family and has never grown close to any of them. She is a famous hockey player though no one knows it. Better summary inside. Please give it a chance!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/27/2017 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16124 - Favs: 7,721 - Follows: 3,530 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7030 - Favs: 13,805 - Follows: 11,275 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Relation or relationship by Stormy Bella reviews
Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,308 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Where your mother’s blood dwells by enahma reviews
COMPLETE - Post OotP. Harry doesn't feel the Dursleys' house his home any more, and it has serious consequences. But why on Earth does Snape worry about it? Not a slash story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bound Together by Gotta love Black reviews
It's hard enough to become a vampire, but what happens when you add two meddling familiars to the mix? Chaos, as both Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy try to escape the clutches of their interfering familiars. But one cannot run from a bond sealed in blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,573 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Cinderbella: A Forks Fairy Tale by absolutely ordinary reviews
Bella has a cruel stepmother (Victoria) and evil stepsisters (Jessica and Lauren) and is just trying to survive until graduation when she meets Edward, the local heartthrob who is drifting numbly toward graduation himself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 210,884 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 10,308 - Follows: 3,570 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marcello School by Kjkit reviews
Beginning of summer, Harry is getting over happenings in 5thyr when he is kidnapped and a door of opportunity opens... reviews welcome! COMPLETE! - 09/12 I'm aware of a few chapter loading issues - will be trying to fix when i can!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 179,819 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Heavenly Scent by Infinitypoet reviews
On Bella's first day of school, Edward finds himself completely consumed by her scent. Everything about her sings to him. The La Tua Cantante connection is much different canon. AU, M Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,111 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Reluctant Prince by karyn78 reviews
Edward is the Prince of England who never wants to get married. What happens when his father orders him to get married? What happens when he meets Princess Isabella? And what does Jacob Black have to do with anything? set in 20th century England (BEING REVISED; see profile for new story)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,879 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behaving Badly by Zaneytwilightgirl reviews
Edward is a notorious bad boy and Bella moves to town. However, Bella's a play by the rules girl. When they meet sparks will fly. But Bella's got some problems of her own. Edward wants to help, but will he be able to help or will he hinder?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,424 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Bella, Edward
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3153 - Favs: 3,847 - Follows: 3,006 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not What We Seem by NotYetPerfect reviews
Princess Isabella Swan is captured by enemy kingdoms Prince Edward Cullen and once one escape spell goes wrong they both and up in a different world. They fight to return home together and fall in love. Will they be able to retuen home before it's to late
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
No Choice by glasscannon.lj reviews
New Moon AU. During Bella’s run in with Laurent, what if the wolves had shown up just a few minutes later? Those minutes change Bella's life forever, and she must learn to deal with the consequences. Nominated for two Twific Indie Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,888 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 3,432 - Follows: 3,332 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
Clair De Lune by Amberdeengirl reviews
Edward Masen is the star of a top Dance Academy. Bella Swan is just the first year new girl who Edward teaches for partnering. But as an unfathomable connection emerges in the moonlit ballet studio, Edward and Bella become the breathtaking, beautiful combination of skill and passion. How can this work, though, when Edward refuses to acknowledge their dance had ever happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,460 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Challenges by Felicity Dream reviews
Drabbles, one-shots, etc. of various nature for the PJO fandom to expand creativity (usually but always involving Percy). Second up (NEW): the Unloved Demigods: Greek Edition Challenge! Pairing Percy with an unusual demigod, from the original series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,192 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
Teacher of the Year by Demelza Visconti reviews
When Bella turns onto the path of college, three men begin flirting with her, one being her professor. Fate gives Bella one of them, but the other refuses to let go. Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
A Patrol Changes Everything by Chereche reviews
On patrol, Albus stumbles across an injured student. The effects of that night changes not only his life, but also the lives of Harry Potter and Severus Snape. However, are these changes for the better or the worse?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 237,903 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
With The Drop Of A Fork by CrimsonSnowflake reviews
"Draco Malfoy's got the hots for you." She bluntly stated. Green eyes widened, his mouth dropped open and he nearly fell out of his seat in surprise. "You can't be serious!" It all began with a devious mind, a cocky Irishman and the drop of a fork. Slash! DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,745 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Impasse by BittenInCA reviews
Bella Swan is the Editor in Chief of a successful magazine, life for her is simple and content until Edward Cullen takes the helm at Cullen Publishing and becomes her new boss turning her world upside down. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 189,831 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Game Plan by MidnightEmber reviews
Harry is bored one day...then he gets an idea. Why doesn't he liven things up by playing a few games on unsuspecting people?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,967 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/27/2010 - [Harry P., Severus S.]
Fledgling by Christina E Lupin reviews
Harry Potter and Fawkes share a deep connection like no other. Just how will it affect his life? This story will go through all seven of Harry's school years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,661 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Harry P., Fawkes - Complete
the secret swan by ELF-yes i am short reviews
this is set after NM but Edward doesn't come back, Bella gets a job at N.C.I.S, this is set after Kate died, despite her promise to Edward Bella gets a job that could kill her. will edward be there to save her one more time....
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Tony D., Bella
Abandoned to the Cold by AnnAisu reviews
Harry, trapped with the Dursleys by Dumbledore over Christmas break, finds a snake out in the cold. After taking him in and naming him Riddle, Harry digs even deeper into his mind and into magic, encouraged by the aptly named 'snake.' Abusive Dursleys. M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,199 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10844 - Favs: 12,320 - Follows: 12,825 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Finding Forever by TheVoiceInMyHead reviews
With Bella's life in danger, Edward asks Carlisle to get her out of Forks. But as the city of Paris soon surrounds them with new friends, enemies and adventure, it also begins to show them that love can be shared even between the unlikeliest of people. Bella/Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,339 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Harry Potter and The Blood of the Fae by ReaperCB919 reviews
The Dursleys drop Harry off in the forests, where he is found by some of the most magical beings you'll ever find, now watch as Harry grows up not as a muggle raised on Privet Drive, but as a Fairy Prince in Oberon's court. Inspired by Perfect Lionheart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P.
Love Doesn't Come In Packages by simplyanaddiction reviews
Bella: "Many a person would wonder why an ordinary girl would be upset about marrying the Prince. Edward, my to be husband in less than 15 minutes, was marrying me on a deal." A story about a reversed marriage, and an accidental love. AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,666 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
My Baby by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Bella and Edward were in love when Edward was human. There was an accident and it "killed" Edward or so Bella thinks. Bella goes to Forks with her and Edward's daughter. She thinks she'll never see Edward again, but boy is she wrong. See what happens. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 71,428 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lessons in Forbidden Love by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
We always want what we can't have, but their love was so much more than temptation. What do you do when you fall in love with a student? That's the question Edward has to ask himself as he falls for his favorite student, Bella. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,461 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - [Edward, Bella]
My Only Friend by brokenfromthepast reviews
Bella is all alone after Edward and the other Cullens leave, but what if she really isn't? What if one of them was found, and it was not the one you'd expect?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,960 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Bella, Rosalie
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3318 - Favs: 5,090 - Follows: 3,600 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5891 - Favs: 6,464 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Blood Brothers by Christina E Lupin reviews
AU! The Marauders perform a bonding like no other. They became Blood Brothers. And they never expected what would happen next, and it deals with the only child of the Marauder line: Harry Potter. Hiatus for editing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,337 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Peter P. - Complete
Good Girl Gone Bad by LoadingLAUREN reviews
Bella was a good girl. Straight A student. Can 1 bar fight change her? After Eclipse, Before Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Bella
Running with Vamps by Beatlefnatic reviews
A little collection of Drabbles. Cullen family bonding
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Letters to Carlisle by jchristy reviews
Epilogue to be added. Bella is Carlisle's first daughter but was forced to go into hiding; 93 years it has been since he has last seen her. She only writes letters every so often to let him know that she is alive. Will she ever be able to come home?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,363 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Vampires in MiddleEarth by XxShadowDragonxX reviews
I feel it in the water...I feel it in the eath...I smell it in the air...I am Isabella Everstar an Elf of Rivendell...I thought I left it all behind...Forks...Charlie...the Cullens...but I was wrong...Complete
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,290 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Gandalf, Bella - Complete
Let Me Hear You Roar by Rauma reviews
Severus Snape has to go retrieve Potter for the summer. Though on their way back they meet up with a scary yet magical creature that lets Harry's inner lion out, making the girls swoon and makes someone unexpected swoon too... Warning:SLASH, Snarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8255 - Favs: 8,529 - Follows: 8,588 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Before the Dawn by jharad17 reviews
Sequel to Walk the Shadows. After a horrific summer, Harry seems to be recovering from his ordeal, with the help of Snape and Lupin, as well as his friends, including, oddly enough, Draco Malfoy. But appearances can be deceiving.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,816 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Elemental: Of Air and Water by TallulahBelle reviews
Scenes of Elemental from Edward's POV for the winners of THE FANDOM GIVES BACK authors auction, Team EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,962 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sleepless by ButterMilkStar reviews
Bella already knew about vampires before Edward came along. She lived with some for 2 years after a tragic event left her alone with no parents but they aren’t vegetarian like the Cullen’s. Now certain events forces Bella to move to Forks without them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,278 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Weekend by StormDragonfly reviews
At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 5,586 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Story by LizaMariaHelenaCullen reviews
Bella is the daughter of the Forks town mayor Charlie Swan, after Bella's mother died of cancer everything changed. Will the new Butler with the Bronze hair and green eyes change things back for the better? BXE ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,342 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Tangled Up In Me by Accident Prone Klutz reviews
Bella attends the exclusive Buxley Academy, an girls spy school. What happens when she is sent to Forks, with the mission of protecting one unbelievably gorgeous and arrogant Edward Masen? AU: ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,830 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Conquering Loneliness by fantasyaddict95 reviews
Come 6th year at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy has a lot on his mind: NEWT-level classes, Quidditch, and a new affiliation with the Death Eaters. On top of that, he is secretly gay, and finds himself harboring feelings for a certain Gryffindor Golden Boy. drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,128 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Addition Alley Spring by oliver.snape reviews
Addition Alley celebrates spring with a new competition, a new home for Severus and Harry, Malfoy under investigation, and a cheery Mrs Thompson with her own little plans. SSHP, sequel to Addition Alley Christmas. Read that first!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,844 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Find My Place by Saxyad18 reviews
Rose and Bella bond, but when the Cullens return from hunting, the new friendship tears the family apart. Can the Cullens salvage the family before it falls into ruin? Who is sacrificed for the benefit of the rest? And who commits the ultimate betrayal?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,948 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
A New Found Love by shobsnet02 reviews
Time line: New Moon and Harry Potter 7 Edward left so Bella decides to go back home. The Cullens didn't know she's a witch. She is in Harry's place and instead of a scar she has a dark mark on her right arm. Full summary inside. My 1st story pls. be kind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,613 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Draco M., Bella
The Nimrod Curse by a-little-bit-irked reviews
Its the summer after 5th year, and so much has changed for Harry since 'that' night at the MoM. But that's nothing compared to what is about to happen. Harry does not know who he can trust. An ancient curse baffles Harry and others...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,881 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Don't I Know You? by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Edward can read Bella's mind, and always has done even though she lives in Pheonix, but here's the catch. Bella can read his too & knows what he is. They are best friends but have never actually met, so what happens when events take them both to Forks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,770 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9511 - Favs: 9,766 - Follows: 5,225 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17834 - Favs: 11,701 - Follows: 5,891 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Resist It by Roxy Leigh Blue reviews
JasperBella: After the graduation ceremony, Bella has a revelation. She moves her life to British Columbia to start fresh but fate intevenes in the form of Jasper Whitlock. Whirlwind romances happen everyday...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,971 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4776 - Favs: 6,076 - Follows: 2,866 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The So Unknown by Slywolf9 reviews
I didn't plan on staying with Bella long after Edward left, but suddenly the days turned into weeks, into months. It was perfection and happiness, and nothing could take it away. Then one day Edward came back. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,590 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Forbidden Desires by April231 reviews
Bella's parents and the Cullens have had problems for years. They refuse to even go to the hospital that Dr. Carlisle Cullen works at. But what happens when Bella starts to fall in love with their son, Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,612 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009
Calefaction by ExploitingReality reviews
Bella, adopted by the Cullens as an infant, has grown into an integral part of their family. When she disappears one afternoon, they desperately retrieve her. But something is amiss and everything is changing. Ed x Bel x Jas. M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,127 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Black Dahlia Huntress by Sea of Topaz reviews
Bella has a bro Emmett. He's 13 yr older & lives with Charlie. When Bellas 7 he & friends go hiking and are never seen again. Bella happens upon events that lead her to a strange meeting with several familiar faces. Bella's a little more than human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
My NotSoHuman Life Without You by school-is-my-purgatory reviews
Bella was kidnapped from the orphanage when she was four to be food for the Volturi. When Eleazar saw her potential, she was raised with them to become a super-vampire. When she has to hide in Forks, what happens? New Moon AU. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,141 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Levels by LadyofDurin reviews
This is the promised lemon from Dinner, for you who didn't read the story it sometimes won't make sense so maybe you should read that first. B/C/A/E/J.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Addition Alley Christmas by oliver.snape reviews
A senile shop visitor sets Harry up with her reclusive son as a shop competition between Harry and the Weasleys rages, and love blossoms around. Postwar, ignores HP7, SSHP. Inspired by too many Love Actually viewings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,390 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 3,375 - Follows: 4,282 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
A Future in the Past by Sweet Emotion reviews
Bella is able to go back to the year 1918. She meets Edward and they fall in love. When she is forced back to her own century, thinking he's died, she discovers some big surprises when she exiles herself to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,565 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Friend, Mentor, Soulmate by whitetigerwolf reviews
Post OotP. AU. After Sirius' death, Tonks helps Harry through the the grief and helps him prepare to face Voldermort. And Sirius' Will will leave them a lot to think about. Harry/Tonks HONKS Rated M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,467 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Molto Bella by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naked Truth by chrmisha reviews
What happens when Snape comes upon a heavily warded compartment on the Hogwarts Express containing two students, one of whom is naked. Includes HP, SS, and LL. I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 151 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Aro Vs Caius by Rath101 reviews
What do the three Volturi brothers get up to when Stephanie Meyer isn't around to record it...?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Aro, Caius - Complete
Baby Mama Drama by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Thin Ice by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Based on Kurinoone's The Darkenss Within trilogy. Feeling it's time his brother learned something worthwhile Harry begins training him; and they start not a moment too soon. SexyPowerfulBrotherly!Harry with lots of action. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Drunk Bella by Starksarrowgirl reviews
What happens when Emmett gets Bela drunk and lets her run around the mall? Read and find out! Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A Bottle Of Bailey's and a Spoon Named Fred by Twisted Bloodlust reviews
On a particularly boring afternoon, Emmett seeks out some fun and finds it in the form of a bottle of Bailey's. A lot of mess and ridiculousness later, Bella is drunk and none of the Cullens are quite sure how to handle it. OOC/DrunkBella/SexualInnuendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Windshield Water Woes by IvyandLime reviews
Home in Forks for the Summer, Bella Swan takes on a job at the local gas station. Dirty windshield water and a mysterious Volvo-driving customer turn an uneventful summer into one Bella won't soon forget. Fluff. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Little Sister by NiceIceEdward reviews
Bella spends an afternoon at the mercy of Emmett's sarcasm.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Enemies Forgotten by hpgirl4ever reviews
Harry is being driven crazy by an overly clingy Ginny, Draco just dumped Pansy. See how the two long time enemies get over their past and slowly fall in love. Written for pick a number any number challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,014 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Here Comes Goodbye by aerc712 reviews
Jasper feels Bella's heartbreak and finds her in the woods after Edward left her. Follow as Jasper and the rest of the Cullens try to piece Bella's heart back together and what happens when one of them finds a place in Bella's healed heart? J/B story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,407 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Stuck with your Enemy by LoonieRiddleDragon reviews
Harry gets locked into a broom cubbaord ..So does draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Unforgivably Thick Jumpers by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Based on The Darkness Within Trilogy by Kurinoone. How do you teach 17 year olds how to win? Make them watch Harry and Moody duel. How do you wake up Ron? Snog his sister on the bed beside him of course. SexyPowerful!Harry. Moderate-strong Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Midnight Sun by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun. Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash. 1.4M Views!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,303 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 5,660 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5783 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PS I Love You by NessieCullen9 reviews
Bella finally gets her forever, but not in the way she planned. Not at all. Begins amid the newborn battle in Eclipse. Bella/Edward, Alice/Jasper, Bella/Jasper, Alice/OC. Inspired by P.S. I Love You, but not a crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,840 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - [Bella, Jasper] Edward, Alice
From Darkness Emerges by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
COMPLETE AU Dark!Powerful!Harry. OOC Alert! At the end of 6th year, Harry comes into a creature inheritance. The wizarding world heads into war as he begins 7th year & nobody expects him to be Dark. Along with a powerful and surprising family, he brings around a new era to the wizarding population. SLASH LuciusxHarry CHAR. DEATHS Dumbledore!Weasley!Hermione!bashing (mild)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,971 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 3,297 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Mythic Alliance by Jendra reviews
They say there's no such thing as a magical Animagus. They're wrong. Harry Potter, Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy join together in an alliance no one, especially Voldemort, is expecting. Severus/Harry mentor, Harry/Draco friends. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,564 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Everything I'm Wanting by contagiously reviews
Bella thought she had her life figured out; until a charismatic stranger overhears her embarrassing phone call and shows her everything she was missing. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Not Exactly Human by Twilightloverforeverandever reviews
Edward left Bella, alone in the woods, thinking he didn't love her. Six months on and she has returned to the place she calls home, Hogwarts, but what happens when Edward and the rest of the Cullens show up? What will Bella do? ON HIATUS! SORRY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,595 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Forbidden Forest Rewrite by anothersocialcasualty reviews
While watching The Sorcerer's Stone I rewrote the scene where Harry and Draco go into the Forbidden Forest alone in search of the unicorn and added a hint of slashy goodness. As they are only 11 the slashy hints are small and innocent. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blades, Bloodsuckers and Babysitting by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Based on Kurinoone's The Darkness Within Trilogy. Harry minds Nigel for a night, all is not however as it seems. How must Harry protect Nigel and himself when fifty deadly creatures come knocking for a meal? Hurt/comfort and lots of action. SexyDark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Husband For Hire by DreamingOfParadise reviews
Bella isn't overly impressed by her womanizing housemate Edward Cullen but, under exceptional circumstances, she has to pretend that he is her husband. Drama unfolds as the pair have to lie and convince those around them. A short story with OOC characters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,560 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Student Affair by Dlynn reviews
All human story, BellaxEdward, Edward is Bella's new English teacher and can't control his feelings. Even though Bella already has a boyfriend. Beta Reader: Michelle62092
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,541 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Les Amants D'un Jour The One Day Old Lovers by naturegirlrocks reviews
Aberforth Dumbledore lets a room to two young men. Short one-shot This is based on the song with the same title by Edith Piaf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stop That Wedding! by hpgirl4ever reviews
Two weeks before the wedding. Two weeks before he marries Ginny. Two weeks before Harry Potter makes the worst mistake of his life. Will the appearance of Draco Malfoy in an apron help him make the right decision?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Poor Mike by TabithaAnne reviews
Bella gets her period when her and Emmett are alone in the Cullen's house everybody else is hunting.So when Bella needs supplies Emmett gets a Femine needs lesson and they pull a terrible joke on Mike Newton FLUFF
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,154 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 9,678 - Follows: 3,795 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 5,426 - Follows: 5,702 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Magical Intervention by akerri.dogi reviews
From now on, every single time the word "Gryffindor" is uttered in your presence, you'll feel an urge to go kiss the one you love. It's impossible to resist this spell, Professor Snape, but try if you must… Slash, HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dragon's Tears by InvisibleInkling reviews
ONESHOT! Harry finds Draco broken, and helps pick up the pieces...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Emmett and Bella Get Kicked Out of WalMart by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Emmett and Bella go to Wal-Mart and cause trouble. They get caught and Edward has to come home from a hunting trip to pick them up. See what happens when you take Emmett into Wal-Mart and he causes trouble! Hilarious! R&R! Em&B bonding time! Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Shrunk Harry for Two Days by MiuBlaze reviews
Harry has been shrunk with Neville's help by a potion. Now Dumbledore declares that he must stay with Snape until the counter potion is made. What mischief will Harry get himself into? Crackfic! Not a slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Blind Seeing by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
The Cullen's have just moved to Forks, there first day of school is boring as many. Until Bella Swan a strange girl who seems to avoid the people at Forks high, she is what as known as a freak. But how could she know of what the Cullen's are?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 39,912 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Biology Class to Remember by That Crazy Author Chick reviews
What happens when Edward and Bella watch a video in Biology together? Things get interesting when the lights are turned off and no one is watching. Post Breaking Dawn. Rated T for later content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Harry's Tattoo by whoriartywrites reviews
Professor Snape is called from the dungeons at a late hour to handle a very unusual matter. Rated T for some swearing and nakedness and preslash. HarrySnape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Passports, Please by LauraHannah90 reviews
The Cullens need new passports for their upcoming trip to France. Bella offers to accompany Jasper to J.Jenk's office so she can witness first hand why J.Jenks is scared of Jasper...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Biscuit by jflamewalker reviews
Harry has a slight accident and upsets Snape in the process. Just a little one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Un Coeur Gris by Tsurai Shi reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Noir et blanc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,887 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 2,929 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Snow Angels by JulzPadfootMoony reviews
"Make snow angels with me, Potter," Malfoy said, still not looking over at Harry. The Gryffindor sat halfway up and goggled at the Slytherin, wondering who had hit him with a Confundus charm. "You've lost your marbles, Malfoy." HP/DM pre-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
What If When Carlisle Was Changed He Had A Seven Year Old Daughter? What If Years Later Shes Changed Too? What Happens When They Meet Again In The Future? What If That Daughter Was Bella... What Happens Then? Why, ExB Of Course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Happy Valentines Day Love by Chibi Roxas 13 reviews
"I like you too, Draco." Harry whispered, eye's closing again, and hands shakily reaching up and slowly running his fingers at the base of Draco's neck. HarryxDraco pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Year 8 by WithDemonWings reviews
AU It's Harry's eighth year, and tired of trying to cram every piece of information he can into his brain he decides that everyone needs a break. Drunkenness and other adult situations ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
1810 by notnowgarrison reviews
Isabella Swan, princess of France, is the care-free, fun-loving girl. Prince Edward Cullen of England never knew much of life besides the law. When Princess Isabella bumps into him while on the run from her own wedding, these two are in for an adventure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,212 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Plays With Feminine Products by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
This is a funny one shot! What happens when Emmett goes through Bella's purse! Read and find out! Takes place after New Moon. The Cullens are vampires, and Bella is human. Review and add to your favorites! I promise you'll be in tears by the end!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Cedward by CurtainEater reviews
Cedric Diggory is simply trying to win a prestigious Wizarding tournament when life throws a him a fastball and dumps him in the middle of nowhere. Bella Swan gets a serious shock when an Edward Cullen look-a-like unexpectedly drops into her life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Cedric D., Bella
Ages of Conflict: Book 5 Learning by Corianin reviews
Things are about to heat up for Bella as Carlisle takes her under his...erm, wing. Will everyone be able to keep her secret from Edward? Oh, and there's still the little matter of the impending Apocalypse. Nothing major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,005 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
The Way I Loved You by kt.winchester reviews
Bella's past visits her one night. Supernatural/Twilight crossover Bella/Dean. AU. Taylor Swift's The Way I Loved You. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,585 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Dean W., Bella - Complete
Whispered Conversations by hpgirl4ever reviews
Harry overhears and interesting conversation with Malfoy, proving that his feelings might just be requited. Will the two continue to dance around each other, or will one of them make a move that will change their relationship forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In the Dark by Lady Sakura of the Fated reviews
"Big bad Malfoy, son of Lucius Malfoy, Death Eater Extraordinaire, is scared of a little thunderstorm". Drarry. Rated T for 'some' language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Promises fulfilled by littlesun reviews
Severus gets promises out of Potter, then he gets them fulfilled! And somewhere in between, he gets a pet. He gets new promises, and... Supposed to be a oneshot, but it grew into multi chaptered story. Warning for Profanity; Betaread by Wellyuthing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
After Dinner by WithDemonWings reviews
Professor Malfoy would like to speak with Professor Potter after dinner. Professor Potter can't wait. Slight AU, post-war, slash, smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Never Forget by Han-22x reviews
The last place Draco expected to end up was Harry and Ginny's wedding. But somehow, he just can't leave without saying goodbye. Because he's still in love with him. SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Boy Who Lived To Die Another Day by naturegirlrocks reviews
Five years after Dumbledore's death Harry and Draco meet again. Snape have been kidnapped by Voldemort and Unspeakable Potter is called to action. Can he find Snape, bring down a Dark Lord and seduce Draco at the same time? Written for slashfest on LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Birthday Surprises by InsaneOrange reviews
This is the continuation of HP 6 where Ron leaves Lavender to go find Romilda Vane. What happens which makes Harry and Snape end up together!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
So Two Vampires Walk Into A Library by Lunar Siren reviews
Post-Eclipse. Emmett and Jasper escort Bella to the library, ever watchful for more threats. Jasper gets Emmett thinking about Edward and Bella's relationship, and how they relate to most romantic tragedies. Will their story end the same way? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Coming of Age by WithDemonWings reviews
As Harry approaches his 17th birthday, Remus makes some startling realizations. Slash. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
In Between The Lines by Laurenke1 reviews
Harry finds that his fourth year is going to set him apart from his peers again but he doesn't have any idea just how much he will gain because of this. Slash and chan 14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,847 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Overbooked by Keppiehed reviews
Molly Weasley knows better than to match Severus and Harry together ... but she just cannot resist. Written for Snarry-A-Thon. One of my rare funny ones, don't miss it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Portrait Experiences by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
One-Shot. Cute, sweet fluff. Albus Severus Potter is called to the Headmistress's office, but he isn't feeling too well. Whose portrait ends up noticing this fact?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
The Drunken Closet Game by I-Like-Pie-Too-Dean reviews
When Draco escapes from the ball, he hides in a broom closet and is astounded when he finds a drunk green eyed boy, who decides to suggest a game to play... DracoXHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Grim Olympian Tales: Canis Lupus by Felicity Dream reviews
Apollo was tired of never being sincerely loved. A dare hands him the opportunity for another chance, and this time he won't let Percy go –even if it means through force or desecrating him. Part of the Grim Tales one-shots. Dark!Apollo, Aporcy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 172 - Published: 5/3/2010 - [Percy J., Apollo] - Complete
Saving Him by I-Like-Pie-Too-Dean reviews
What if in the Half Blood Prince, it wasn't Harry who found Draco in the sixth floor bathroom, rather it was the other way around? Suicidal!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Consequences of the Quill by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. What if Umbridge's Blood Quill had more far reaching consequences? Set in Harry's fifth Hogwarts year, completely AU, partly OOC, mentioning abuse!Dursleys, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 180 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Let's Skip The Treats And Get To The Tricks by Tinkering reviews
Fred and George decide to pay back Harry and Ron for a prank they played on them by testing out their newest invention the 'Liplocker Curse'.Draco becomes involved when his tent becomes refuge for dripping wet Harry.R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,447 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Incubus Heredity by Tinkering reviews
Discontinued. Harry's got the dominant gene of a rare magical creature and the incident of an electric shock has awakened the gene.How will this change affect Harry's 7th year?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,029 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Grim Olympian Tales: The Sea Prince's Frog by Felicity Dream reviews
Ares is a volatile person. He gets that. But Hermes didn't have to turn him into a damn frog! Now he's stuck with that brat until he finds a way to turn back. If only that brat would just kiss him and get it over with. Grim Tales: Arey –the air you need!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 177 - Published: 4/18/2010 - [Ares, Percy J.] - Complete
Just a Moment by SereneTragedy reviews
The little things -- a look, a touch -- eventually add up. The missing scene from Slughorn's party. SS/HP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
By Your Side by LazalotAnreads reviews
When Harry is nearly killed, Draco finally sees the light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
No, I'm not on Felix Felicis by static-harmony reviews
Harry Potter was giddy. So much so that he was skipping, yes skipping, to the Great Hall for breakfast one morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Who Are You? by WithDemonWings reviews
AU. Harry died when he killed Voldemort, leaving behind his partner's Remus and Severus. They are incomplete without him. Three years later a man shows up at Hogwarts. Mentions of SS/RL/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Heatwave by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Oneshot. Harry x Draco slash. A heatwave and a teacher who hates you is bad enough. The last thing Harry needs is to develop a crush on his worst enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Serpens by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Oneshot. Harry x Draco slash. Set during Goblet of Fire. After another argument with Ron one night, Harry runs into the last person he wants to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tournament Night by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Oneshot. Harry x Draco slash. Set during Goblet of Fire. The night before the Triwizard Tournament, Draco can't sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6056 - Favs: 10,446 - Follows: 2,748 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grim Olympian Tales: Steal Me A Little Something by Felicity Dream reviews
Hermes is the Thief of Thieves. And he wants to steal Percy Jackson's heart. That is, if Percy would stop distracting him by asking him to prove he really can steal anything. Part of the Grim Tales one-shots, male Olympian style. Hercy -like chocolate!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 200 - Published: 4/1/2010 - [Hermes, Percy J.] - Complete
It's Harry Remember by Aceia reviews
Harry has only ever wanted to be normal. Believing he will never stop being harassed in the wizarding world, he leaves. What happens to bring him back? HP/SS pre-slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What Do You Want From Me? by WithDemonWings reviews
Everyone wants something from Harry who just wants to be left alone. AU. Slash of the eventual SS/HP variety. Other various pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Revelations by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Bella is no longer the frail human she was. She escaped her depression when she hit rock bottom and found something, or someone to live for. But with a job like hers, danger is never far. So when the Cullen's get caught in the middle... what will they do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,147 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Princess of star by mysticmoon24 reviews
What happens when Bella looses her daughter in a crowd and finds her in the arms of Prince Edward? Watch as she faces her country, the world, and the paparazzi in this adventure! I got this idea from E.C. Cullen's story My Little Princess. ExB BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,861 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Why is that so hard to believe? by Twilightloverforeverandever reviews
Six months after Edward left Bella alone in the woods and she has returned to the place she calls home, Hogwarts. What happens when Edward and the rest of the Cullens show up? What will she do? ON HIATUS! SORRY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Look! It's Hot Naked Guy! by Carrie Swinton reviews
This is why we have curtains, and wear clothes, so horny neighbours don't get obsessed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Collection Of Drabbles by teishamarie reviews
All the Carlisle/Bella oneshots I have written in one doc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Stormy Nights by greenie06 reviews
Another Poseidon/Percy bonding fic. Rated T for some language, but other than that its completely harmless! Except its fluffyness might choke you ; . Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
The Blood White Wolf by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
Edward Leaves And Bella Is Changed, But This Time She Doesnt Change Into A Vampire - She Changes Into Something Else. What Happens When The Cullens Return To Forks And Find Her Once Again. --- Some People Wanted To Know About My Pen Name So Here It Is :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,884 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Could Have Been Mine by Lady Lanera reviews
During a 'Remedial Potions' class, Snape learns just how close he was to having Potter in Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Saving Me by vcln reviews
When a key member of the Cullen family is killed, how does the family recover? Will they ever be the same?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,073 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
My Name is Bella Swan and by mahikawuf reviews
Summary: Bella falls in love with Edward, her best friend Alice s older brother but he doesn’t see her that way. Or does he? All Human. AU. All Canon couples eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,627 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Catch Me by TheVoiceInMyHead reviews
Every rule was broken now and I was way past the point of no return. Yet somehow, I didn't care. I didn't want to go back, he was everything to me now. Bella/Carlisle. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,511 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Carlisle's Muse by Pereybere reviews
Bella muses on the complexities of Carlisle’s character and realises something about herself.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Felinated! by AbstractConcept reviews
A potions accident leaves Snape as a cat until who-knows-when. Harry’s already got his hands full when a prankster starts sabotaging the rebuilding of Hogwarts. But what if it’s not just a prank?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Waiting for a Sign by Pereybere reviews
He suspected she wanted him and all he needed was a sign; one sign and he'd act on it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Losing Control by Pereybere reviews
Affected by the loss of a young patient, Carlisle needs to vent.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Edward Comes Back by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
This is my version of how Edward came back early. The same day Bella has a fight with Jacob. For Team Edward peoples like myself! Sweet and tons of fluff! Please review! EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Shadow of a Wing by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
A snowstorm. A delayed flight. Christmas Eve. Not the best time to run into that guy from high school who ignored you in bio class. Written for Gondolier and Profmom72 for Twilight Gift Exchange. Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Midsummer Night's Requiem by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Who said imprinting was only for mutts? When two vampires mate, their bond is much more potent and dependent. It's either a blessing or a curse... depending on the two that the moon chooses to pair. For Edward and I... well, we don't exactly... get along.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,829 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Betrayed Us by The Artistic Fool reviews
A drabble for Kamerreon's Drabble Chain Challenge. Prompt was Harry/Hermione/Ron Word: betrayal. Night in the tent after Ron has left them. Implied Het, Slash, and Threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Dealing With Tanya by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
A oneshot when Tanya comes to visit, Bella shows her who Edward belongs to. Short and cute story. Bella's a little out of character, but stands up for her man. Fluff! Please review! I love reviews! I'll give you a cookie! :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
Secret Love by MiMiKata reviews
This just something about got into my head.. JxB, JxA, BxE are in this.. Normal pairings.. Kinda : Oh just read already! ONE-SHOT! After BD
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
My Best Friend by Jral reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends and neighbors their whole loves. They both harbor secret feelings for one another, but lack the courage to make the next move. One summer will change everything. M for lang/lemon. Canon Pairings. LONGER SUMM INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,906 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ages of Conflict: Book 4 Bonding by Corianin reviews
New people, new situations, a party or two...oh, yeah, and the impending end of the world. Bella and the Cullens have their work cut out for them, in more ways than one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,090 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Complete
Welcome to the Real World Outtakes by Mk Marie reviews
Missing scenes from my story, Welcome to the Real World. It includes EPOV from when Bella tells him of the pregnancy, CPOV when he sees her file, the boys at Toys R'us, the birthing class, and many others.Read Real World first or it won't make any sense
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Journey by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Vampires can't discover the wizarding world. In NM the Cullen's went to Volterra with Edward. What if they became the ones who needed saving? Their lives are placed in Bellas hands. Can the witch save the vampires and keep her secret world safe from Aro?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 89,343 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Harry P., Bella
Holding On by TheVoiceInMyHead reviews
I was walking a fine line, dangerous and stupid. But, I could not bring myself to step down onto the sturdy pavement. She was the only thing in my sight, the only thing to keep me walking. Jasper/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
101 Ways To Say I Love You by CrazyWriterr reviews
It's Valentine's Day in Forks & Edward and Bella still aren't together. What can happened when a video leads to their first kiss?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unhappy Valentines Day by An Emotional Vampire reviews
8-year-old Bella has a bad Valentines day at school. Poor girl. An outake from Growing Pains. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Hearts On Sleeves by CrazyDaisyDaisy reviews
It's Valentine's Day in Forks Washington, and each girl is forced to endure 'Hearts On Sleeves'. While trying to avoid becoming anyone's valentine at all costs, Bella finds out there's more to Edward Cullen than meets the eye. Valentine's Day one-shot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unspoken Word by Pereybere reviews
“I’m getting married tomorrow,” she says. “You have to tell me how you feel, Carlisle.”
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
A Stronger Man by Pereybere reviews
Three hundred and forty two years and his body had felt nothing. An empty shell to carry only the beast that he had become. Until Bella. Carlisle’s POV. For the fic-a-thon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Isabella Ice Angel by Midnight Chaser reviews
Edward left Bella and Victoria changed her.Laurent becomes her big brother.After making her own coven she cames back to Forks after 20 years to meet the Cullens. Will Edward be forgiven and melt Bella's heart of ice or will a new battle tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,248 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Flights of Fate by mizbiscuit reviews
Jasper returned to Forks only a week after Bella's fateful birthday party only to find her well into the change and all alone. Eventual J/B story, Rated M for language,and possible lemons, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,203 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella, Jasper
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3706 - Favs: 3,040 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Nightmare by ariyana.lenae reviews
Bella is having nightmares, Edward is getting jealous, and WAIT! WHAT? Why is Edward jealous of Bella’s nightmares? And why is Bella saying JASPER’S name in her dreams? OHH so that’s why he’s jealous….wait what? post Eclipse beginning of BD E&BD SPOILER
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Song by IvyandLime reviews
One lazy February afternoon finds Bella questioning Edward on a small part of their relationship. His response is one Bella will remember for the rest of her life. One-shot. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Endless Cycle by starrynight95 reviews
When Bella meets Edward in Dartmouth, she is surprised to find that they have a mental connections. What happens when she is thrown into a world of sorcery where she finds out about her family's past, her absent mother, and maybe even falls in love. AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010
Forced or Willing Love? by TheMashMonster reviews
Bella saves Edward from the Volturi in New Moon, but what if things didnt go as smoothly as they wanted? What if someone wants Bella to stay and be his mate? Will Bella love this stranger or wait till Edward figures out how to save her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,783 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella
In Too Deep by Topaz Rose Petals reviews
Edward never came back and Bella has finally found the perfect human boyfriend. Everything changes, though, when the Cullens return and Bella's new man isn't what he appears to be. Can Edward save her in time or is she in too deep? Please read and review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,552 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Déjà vu by mrscakeakajane reviews
A very short, cute drabble. with Potter Black Lupin and Snape. read and review rated T for bad language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Growing Pains: The Putting Lessons Prequel by bethaboo reviews
A prequel to my one-shot Putting Lessons. Edward and Bella have always been close, but when puberty hits, there's a shift and then a crack in their relationship. Then one summer, during high school, they are forced to re-examine what lies between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,661 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Small Shards by Azraelya reviews
"New Moon," Birthday scene after Jasper's attempted attack. What if Bella was her natural clumsy self while Carlisle was fixing her wound? Putting herself in a very dangerous situation, how much control does Carlisle really have?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Arranged Marriage by Twilight Girl 01 reviews
Princess Isabella has just been inducted into society there she meets and dances with a gorgeous set of emerald eyes. Soon after she learns that she has been bethrothed to a unknown man. She is expected to marry this man as her 18th birthday.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Almost Lover by Carrie Swinton reviews
All human. When Bella breaks up with long-time boyfriend Edward, she finds love with Jasper, her best friend, but is he the guy that she thinks she knows or someone else? Will her past come back to haunt her? BellaxJasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,829 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4905 - Favs: 4,712 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brother Bear by BoomingBooks reviews
What happens when Emmett alerts the family that Edward and Bella are getting a little physical in Edward's bedroom? Read on to find out! Rated T because of adult themes and possible swears
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
How Now? by bemj11 reviews
Bella's POV. Carlisle and Jasper are-fighting? With swords? What do you do when you're alone in a house with two angry vampires? One-shot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Return of the Principal by bemj11 reviews
Sequel to The Principal's Office. The principal decides to pay the Cullen family a visit at home. One-shot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Esme, Jasper - Complete
A New Family by KK8806 reviews
Edward leaves Bella. She becomes closer to all of the wolves. They are more like family than she knows. My first fanfic... Dont read it's not good! Sorry!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,097 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Embry
First Time Caller by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella is a grad student moonlighting as an 'Adult Phone Entertainer'. One night she gets a call she'll never forget. Fluffy O/S, BxE, AH. Rated M for language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 362 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by lambiekins reviews
Not wanting to intrude on her mother’s new-found marital bliss, Bella Swan moves back to her hometown of Forks to live with her father and brother. But what happens when the brother she never knew turns out to be everything she wanted? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,291 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
To Hell With Fate by xloveisacookiex reviews
With Hunters secret now revealed, Bella and the band, E Mc2, are now all vampires. What would happen, if decades later, she were to meet a certain bronzed hair vampire that we all know? Sequel to Musical Closure. Must read Musical Closure first to read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,494 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella
Understanding by ebhg reviews
It took nearly 13 years, but Charlie finally understands. EPOV of a very important day post-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
Romeo and Juliet by salacious-smiles reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Mason have been sworn enemies since the moment they first met. Cast for the lead roles of the school’s upcoming production of Romeo and Juliet, they are forced to put aside their differences to focus on their one true passion: acting
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Jasper and Bella’s Empathetic Escapades by GardeniasInHand reviews
One-shot. Jasper and Bella are bored one day and decide to have some fun with the family. Not a JxB! Rated T for language. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Tough Luck by urfaceXD reviews
Just a little one-shot about a jealous Mike and Jessica. They see Bella and Edward together at school. Crap Summery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
Intentional Slip by Laurenke1 reviews
Snape told Harry that his hand with Veritaserum might slip over Harry Potter’s pumpkin juice. Harry thought his Professor was bluffing but what if he wasn’t? How will our hero cope with this? And will the Professor get what he wanted? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Secret Santa by CrazyDaisyDaisy reviews
It's the last day of school before Christmas break, and the Seinors are doing 'Secret Santa'. So what happens when Bella recieves a beautiful gift from Mr. Unknown? And where has she seen the jewel before? B/E OOC Very fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodbye by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Bella writes a song about when Edward left. She plays it for him. Goodbye by Miley Cyrus. One-Shot R&R EXB. Fluff! Merry Christmas everyone!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In The Eye Of The Beholder by Hidden In The Darkness 15 reviews
Severus Snape hates the rain almost as much as he hates Harry Potter. Then again, the line between hate and love is thin. Snarry!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Worth it? by NocturnalDayDream reviews
After harry kills voldermort, he gives dracos wand back. a little bit of Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life's Secrets by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Dumbledore sent Bella to Forks, wandless and alone for her own protection after Wormtail escapes POA . It's been nearly a year since she stepped foot in the wizarding world, but she goes to the world cup with Ron. That's when everything goes downhill.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 124,129 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella
Baby, I'll Be Home For Christmas by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Edward is off at war at Christmas and Bella is all alone. Little did she know, she gets the best Christmas ever when she goes to the Cullen's Christmas party. She actually gets 2 Christmas presents. All Human! Fluffy! R&R! Merry Christmas to everyone!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret Volturi Princess by MrsVolturi reviews
SAFE IN THE LOVE OF A KING. Princess Isabella Volturi. La Tua Cantante. What if Bella went to Italy before she went to Forks and Aro set her a task whilst she's completing her education before she joins them permanently?*Story Beta'd*First fic R&R Please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Caius, Bella
Harry and the Flashing Runespoor by HarryPLuver reviews
After MoM incident. Harry is given a chance at being told the truth when a Gringotts letter arrives for him. He takes it. Harry takes control. Manipulative Dumble. Harry trains since first week in the summer till christmas. HP SB SS AD GW RW HG N P F & O.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,317 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Badges And Whiskey by MVMMT5 reviews
E&B are detectives on the same force that hate one another. Chief Hale has had enough of their immaturity and is assiging cases for them to do to sort out their differences. Is it really hate b/ E&B or is it something totally different? AH,OOC,CP.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,954 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forced Confessions by Scorpia710 reviews
A midnight escapade does not go as planned when Harry finds himself injured, locked in Snape's storage room and worst of all, doused in Veritaserum. And this is all before Snape finds him. Winner of the Potions and Snitches 2009 Prompt Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
First Impression by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
What if Edward had met Bella while hunting. She had gone camping in the forest with her parents, never expecting her entire life to change once she fell asleep. With no-one there to stop him, Edward does what his instincts tell him to do. He hunts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,417 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Dance of Chicken Proportions by IvyandLime reviews
As a prank on Alice during Bella and Edward's wedding reception, Emmett uses his power as DJ to play everyone's favourite childhood party song. Companion piece to "The Philosophy of Cheese."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Importance of Being Edward by CatsOnMars reviews
The ways of human society make it rather easy for two vampires like Carlisle and Edward to stay inconspicuous. Written for a drabble-a-thon at LiveJournal for the prompt "Carlisle/Edward: Victorian morals."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
The Picture of Draco Malfoy by Froody reviews
Back at Hogwarts for a belated seventh year, Draco Malfoy discovers a mirror that sees too much. Ironically, Harry Potter then discovers Draco, and also sees too much. Stupid stalking git.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not all Wounds are Healed by Time by irishgirl686 reviews
So, this takes place after Edward says his goodbye in New Moon. He allows one other person to see Bella before the Cullens leave, and it's Carlisle. Story continues from there. enjoy and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 79,533 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Making Meadows Out of Nothing At All by ebhg reviews
Emmett, Jasper, and even Carlisle can't resist teasing Edward he gets sooky while on a guys-only hunting trip. Alice 'sees' the whole thing, and can't resist sharing with the ladies. Flashback outtakes to 'Well, He Was Just Seventeen.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
Staff Room by Laurenke1 reviews
What is Harry Potter doing in the Staff Room? Doesn’t he know that no student is allowed in their unless it is under special circumstances? But is giving your lover good news considered special circumstances or not special enough? slash and smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
When Night Comes, the Devils Come out to Play by call me your partner in crime reviews
Sweet, popular Bella Swan moves to Forks with a secret that no one can know. She appears nice and kind, but at night, she's a killer. Despite this, Edward and his family, who have a secret of their own, can still find a place in their heart for her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,452 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella
Guardian by Logicalmagic reviews
After the Triwizard Tournament debacle, Sirius decides it's high time he started playing a more active role in his godson's life. A Sirius-takes-charge fic. AU Fifth book onwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,219 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 2,867 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The History Boffin Club by BoomingBooks reviews
In which Emmett stands on the school roof, Jasper and bella are the most mature of the coven and history is told. Oh and a little smut thrown in too!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Repercussions by BoomingBooks reviews
I was asked to do a follow up of when Carlisle tells the family and the school about Lauren so here it is! Not my best so be kind!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
One Final Eve by IvyandLime reviews
Ninety-seven year old Angela Cheney is spending Christmas Eve reflecting on memories from her past, when a surprise visit from some old friends makes her Christmas Eve one final eve to remember. Written for the iFic Canon Christmas Contest.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Angela - Complete
Get Back Get Even! by BoomingBooks reviews
The second in the drabble overlap-ish series. When Rosalie hears about Lauren's treatment of Bella she goes mad and begins the plan with Alice to help gain confidence back for their 'sister', will it work or will Lauren win the insult-off?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Sometimes A Girl Just Needs Her Daddy by BoomingBooks reviews
After a hard time from Lauren, Bella speaks with Carlisle and gains some comfort. When Lauren strikes again will he still be there for her? First fic so please be kind! Another chapter may come but in the meantime try Get Back Get Even, its a kinda sequal
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
My Hero by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Severus returns to Privet Drive to reclaim Harry, his potential son, from the monsters of the Dursley's. What he finds, and who he meets, has a great effect on him. Prequel to 'Goodnight, Twerp.' Oneshot Warning: blood
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Love and Sex and Magic by Torchwoodfan13 reviews
One night in the summer Harry woke up gasping...he had a dream, one where he was in bed with a faceless man. He feels a strong commection to the man but will he ever figure out the mystery, does he already know him? Questions, love and smut ensue! HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Bella's Bad Luck Makes For A Precious Moment by MadderThanTheCheshire reviews
Bella's bad luck turns into a precious father/daughter moment between Carlisle and herself. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
This Is Me by Jasper'sGirl1843 reviews
Princess Isabella just wants to be a normal kid. So she persuades her parents to let her go to a public school. She had no idea that things would turn out to be in her favor tho. I am not good at summaries, the story is much better! Read on!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009
The Mother, The Child, The Sacrifice by Lunar Siren reviews
The news of Bella's death devastated the Cullens, but Bella isn't the only one to jump from a cliff. What if hearing about Bella's suicide triggered Esme's human memories? How did she handle the news? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Esme - Complete
Shut Up and Play by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Bella moves to Forks after her mother gets married. Football is Bella’s life and she is really good at it. The only problem it is her senior year and the guys at Forks high aren’t exactly going to let a girl join their team.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Little Bella by Ariane1126 reviews
Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,904 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Open gates, the night of all Hallows Eve by SnapesYukuai reviews
When Harry tries to find a quiet place to mourn his parents unexpected difficulties arise. What will Snape do when he finds him? Halloween fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Verdeaux Celebration by ebhg reviews
Pattagne, Verdeaux is celebrating the 350th anniversary of the Cullen family's reign. Prince Edward has little to look forward to until he meets the new US Ambassador's daughter. AH/AU example for the Twilight Anniversary Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fallen Angel by 0041523 reviews
Isabella, Angel of Immortality. Exiled from Heaven for creating the Vampire race. Damned to live out her eternal life on earth with her 'demons'. What will happen when she moves to Forks, home of the Olympic Coven? Canon Pairings. AU. Somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,556 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Charade by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Chief Swan has always been content to swallow the lies that Bella and Edward tell him. But after a conversation with one of his officers, Charlie questions his own judgment and decides it’s time for an unexpected visit during one of Bella’s sleepovers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After the Darkness by Peachymom reviews
Continuation of "What a difference the night makes". What has the Cullen family decided! What becomes of Edward and Bella! Will they all have eternity together as they all thought! Vampires,Canon-for now? Lemons in future ,well just, cause!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
A Father's Love by 19TopazAngel18 reviews
“If I don’t come back, I’ll find you, no matter what. Nothing in this world can keep me from coming back to you again.” “Mkay.” A father's love for his daughter is eternal and will stop at nothing to reach her again no matter the distance between the two
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,091 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Those Eyes by Torchwoodfan13 reviews
HarryxDraco Drabble, It all started with the eyes, they weren't sure why they were so effected by the others eyes, but there can only be one explanation, love. suck at summaries please read XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Exquisite Collision by starlit seductress reviews
What is really lurking beneath their hostility? Harry and Draco discover one night... One-shot. Warning: adult language, sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gladiatrix by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Bella's mother was killed when she was little, her father, a gladiator was at war. Now that Bella is 17 she is sent to Rome to fight the most dangerous men and tasks. when she's there she catches the eye of the Emperor of Rome himself Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,906 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Criminal Acts by WithDemonWings reviews
Harry does everything he can to distance himself from Ron and Hermione who have been paid to be his best friends. They finally get their due when they go a little too far. HP/DM, NL/GG, RL/SS. Slash... bashing includes Ron, Hermione & Albus. Edited
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 128 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nightmare by WithDemonWings reviews
A multi-chap follow-up to Darkness. Harry has fallen ill, what has Dumbledore done now? Slash. Mentions of violence, swearing, callous humour I think and overused plot cliches. HP/DM, RL/SS, CW/LM. Now with creature!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,450 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2816 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodnight, Twerp by SweetlyDesolated reviews
AU year 5, A night spent in the Potions Professor’s rooms in the castle of Hogwarts passes quite calmly, even under the circumstances of who lives there. No Slash. One shot. Follows 'My Hero,' so read that first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snowfall by Kari Kurofai reviews
Waking from a nightmare about Cedric's death, Harry goes outside to watch the snow fall during the night. It's pretty peaceful, until a certain little ferret ruins it. Part 1 for 100 themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Keep Moving by Damon4eva reviews
Spark Sequel! Edward and Bella are caught kissing in a classroom and have been on the run since. Will the police catch them or eventually give up? And will they realise Bella's real 'special ability' before it gets them into trouble?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Little Girl Carlisle's lost daughter by BellaJaperCullen21 reviews
In 1663 Carlisle was married and had a two year daughter. In 1917 she met Edward Mason and they fell in love but then she left to protect him. she mets up with them at the high school how will she react. will carlisle accept the couple?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,268 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Welcome to the Real World by Mk Marie reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends for years. What happens to their relationship when she comes home for a visit, carrying a secret that will change everything? How will it affect all the others? All Human, AU. All canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 180,550 - Reviews: 2608 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time to Pretend by completely-cullen reviews
When pop star Izzie Phillips wants a chance at a normal life, she goes undercover as Bella Swan to attend university. Here she meets the handsome Edward Cullen, but has no idea that he was hired by her father to protect her! AH, future lemons, r&r please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,568 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews
Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,012 - Reviews: 5718 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Closer and Closer by Morrigani reviews
During Bella and Edward's wedding reception, Carlisle finds himself dancing with the one person he really shouldn't have fallen in love with...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
His Day Just Got Cullenized by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Alice sees Charlie coming over early for a visit...and her and Emmett get an idea. They give Charlie a walk-through of daily life in the Cullen house-hold! Includes waking up Edward and Bella, Emmett's innuendos, and more! Post BD, very funny. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Jealousy by biggest-twilight-fan reviews
Edward and Bella are at school and Edward gets annoyed and jealous at Mike's thoughts. Edward's P.O.V. Sorry for the suckish summary.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Deadly by SnapDragonGurl reviews
Edward left Bella. She became something else that month. Something stonger, faster, deadlier, scarier than even Vampires. Will she ever meet her love again? Bella is something different to anything, anyone has ever seen before.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Visting the Volturi by Lunar Siren reviews
When Edward shows up on the Volturi's doorstep with a request, what does Aro think? Does he accept Edward's request? Edward's return is added and now a three chapter story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Aro, Edward - Complete
Spark by Damon4eva reviews
Bella's mum has died and she has been depressed ever since. Will a new Biology teacher, Mr Edward Cullen, change the situation in a good way or just make matters worse? And will Bella uncover Edwards dark secret before she gets herself hurt? 1st Story eva
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,568 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Witches of Twilight by raca reviews
Bella discovers a truth about the 'mythical' world long before leaving Phoenix. Seeking out her friends, she finds herself in Forks and surrounded by creatures that shouldn't exist. A retelling of Twilight filled with Magic and staring a powerful Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Separate Worlds : Like of Heart and Mind by princessofthepearl2121 reviews
Severitus fic. Harry has to go home for 3rd year holidays and unfortunately Snape gets stuck with the task of taking him home. What happens next?Will enemies put their differences behind them and realize they're really not so different after all
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Death Eater's Son by princessofthepearl2121 reviews
Harry gets a mysterious letter from his mother, charmed to be received on his 16th B-day. He finds his father is not who he thought he was. What will Harry do when the charms start to wear off? Severitus fic. Does not follow some challenge rules. Review:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Immortal Love by Lunar Siren reviews
Esme reflects on Edward and Bella's relationship as she paints. One-shot. ExB fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Esme - Complete
Ages of Conflict: Book 3 Introductions by Corianin reviews
There are new people in town - why are they there, and what does that mean for our favorite mortal and her wonderful family?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,752 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Serpents Den: Beginning of a Lion end of a Snake by princessofthepearl2121 reviews
Severitus fic. Full Summary inside. Harry comes to Hogwarts as an abused child and is rescued by Snape. This begins Pre-Sorcerer's Stone and will have sequels. Please read and review! : Rated just in case. Warnings listed inside. NO Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Small Print by Coquettishness reviews
Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Lost Together by WithDemonWings reviews
Harry is Snape's apprentice and together they get lost in the Forbidden Forest. Will eventually be SS/HP, mentions of RL/DM. Post-Hogwarts. There's a bit of smut at the end...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,078 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Traps of Our Own Actions by Silly Lily 17 reviews
The Cullens left in New Moon but never returned. Bella tries to move on and keep her thoughts of Edward away. Her world is turned upside down again though, when she moves to NYC and sees the last person she was expecting to see.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,293 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Cold Fire Burns by NiceIceEdward reviews
Bella helps one of the Cullen's when he returns home early from a hunting trip with a problem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,676 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Gift Of A Friend by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
It's Alice's 76 birthday, and Bella decides to give her a present you can't wrap. Based on the song "Gift Of A Friend" by Demi Lovato. Please review! I might do another! I want tons of reviews! Cullens are vampires, Bella is human!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
A Final Goodbye by ToryTigress92 reviews
It's the night before Bella's wedding, and Carlisle pays one last visit to say goodbye. Last in the Trilogy, sequel to 'Torn'. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/14/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Unknown Creature by call me your partner in crime reviews
Bella doesn't understand why her parents didn't want her. She realizes that she is inhuman, and possibly dangerous, while living at the orphanage. The Cullens adopt her, wanting to give her a home where others aren't disturbed by her powers. AU/BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,577 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Learning to Breathe by Midnight Seductress reviews
15 years after Edward left her, Bella is still searching for the Cullens. Can a run in with Jasper help her find them or will it be the beginning of a whole new journey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,436 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Destiny Awaits by Midnight Seductress reviews
After Twilight. When Alice leaves to find her future, Bella makes a her a promise that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,045 - Reviews: 2689 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Music Notes by Jral reviews
Edward Cullen is Forks High Schools most eligible bachelor; Bella Swan is the talented new girl. In her music, Edward finds the piece of himself that he never knew he was missing. AU/AH BXE Rated M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,662 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boring Bella by Lunar Siren reviews
Emmett makes an observation about Isabella Swan. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Thing by Silent Ballet reviews
Rosalie notices some similarities between Isabella and her beloved truck.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
A Lovely Swim by BehindTheCamera reviews
Bella and Edward spend some time a lone in a cool lake thanks to an old tradition. AU, AH, One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3465 - Favs: 3,338 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Back! by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Its Edwards birthday and his family and Bella decide to surprise him with a present. Too bad its going to be given to him in front of the whole school, and of course its not your average present either! -One Shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Slave of Love by HealingSpringWaters reviews
Edward is a slave. His master always hurts him but one day he gets sold. His new master, Charlie Swan, is just as cruel as his other one. The same day he meets his new master's dauhter, Bella, and falls head over heels for her. She loves him back... B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,418 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Are Mine by silverwings1986 reviews
This is the sequal to "Our Little Secret." Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,099 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Felix - Complete
Elixir D'Amour by Naadi reviews
Asteria Greengrass has a love potion and Draco is her target, but the outcome is very unexpected – well, not to everyone. ;- Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Choices by LeesaM reviews
This story takes place in Eclipse when Riley goes to Bella’s room to gather her belongings for Victoria. This is what could have happened if Bella had arrived while he was still there, and the events following.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,935 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Under My Skin by bethaboo reviews
Bella and Edward meet and experience an instantaneous sexual attraction, but are forced to remain only friends for a year. When Bella and her boyfriend finally break up, they're finally free to act on their mutual lust. It's just sex . . .or is it? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 133 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sisterly Bonding by Mokusgirl reviews
Bella is at the Cullen's house during a hunting trip with Rosalie being the only one in the house, not a problem except Bella has horrible cramps and needs someone to comfort her. Bonding fic. one-shot enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Just A Friend by Ella Dean Pendragon reviews
Harry and Draco have been together a while and its summer, Draco visits Harry at the Durselys house. Better than it sounds. oh and it's slash so if you don't like dont read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ages Of Conflict: Book 2 Questioning by Corianin reviews
She's come a long way from the timid girl she was when she first moved to Forks. But trouble seems to find her, and this time it's bigger than she could have expected. Can Bella - can anyone - survive the next trials to come knocking?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,959 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Better Late than Never by littlesun reviews
I never liked Rita Skeeter. My muses surprised me completely, when they brought me a fluffy bunny story, where Skeeter is a hero. Severus and Harry are the main characters, though. Oneshot. Rated for some swearing. Post OotP. Beta: KAngelic80
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Severus S., Rita S. - Complete
A Talk Between Two Fathers by KelliNew reviews
Set soon after the return from Volterra. Carlisle and Charlie meet to talk about Edward and Bella’s relationship. Charlie's worried about this strange boy haunting his daughter and wants Carlisle to do something about it.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,082 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Pain Killers by Wincing The Night Away reviews
So, Bella has injured her self once again, and she has gotten an overdose of pain killers, so she's high. And confessess strange things to Carlisle. R&R People! rated t to be safe! ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
For the Love of Vivaldi by ChelleyBean reviews
AU - what if Bella and Edward had a common love before they fell in love with one another? Rating may change depending on how the story develops.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,703 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008
Thunderstorms by WithDemonWings reviews
A bad thunderstorm raging outside brings back bad memories for Harry. Can be seen as a companion piece to Umbrella... or just a stand alone about bad nightmares and comfort. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Beauty In the Breakdown by notnowgarrison reviews
Edward Masen was not expecting to have a woman collapse onto him on the Metro. It was natural to get defensive - but Bella Swan, columnist, is quite defensive, too. Dedicated to all people who live in Washington, DC, or ride the Metro all over the place.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Death's Waiting Arms by Prongslet reviews
We all know what went through Harry Potter's mind thorough the final showdown, but what were the Dark Lord's last thoughts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,597 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ages of Conflict: Book 1 Concealment by Corianin reviews
Summer is over, the school year starting. Will the fun have to stop, or has it just begun? And how does Bella take to having to keep up a public appearance that is so very different than her life has become? Third in the Ages series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,519 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
Only a Photograph by Destiny Kalince reviews
Edward is a big movie star and Bella, a college student. A photograph will reveal something more then Bella ever thought possible. They say a picture can tell you a thousand words and for Bella it said a lot more.... co-written with theotherbella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,518 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Coming Out by Reinamy reviews
Harry Potter, sick of hiding his relationship with Draco Malfoy, decides that he wants to come out to the world. Draco Malfoy, the more rational of the two, thinks that this might not be the best idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Renesmee's First Lie by ebhg reviews
Renesmee Cullen believes that broccoli is a four-letter word. Edward is shocked by how far his little girl will go to avoid the excruciating cruciferous torture and finds that he has to step up to the plate of parenthood. Collaboration by Gleena and ebhg.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,887 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Unexpected Truths and A New Friendship by MadderThanTheCheshire reviews
Bella reveals a deep dark secret about her past to the Cullens with Jasper's help. Jasper's POV - Better than it sounds I swear!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Not a Chance by biggest-twilight-fan reviews
Edward has Emmett watch Bella while he is away hunting. Emmett teases Bella, Edward gets mad. When Edward comes back there is a lot of fluff. None of these characters belong to me. All Stephenie Meyer's
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ages of Desire: Book 3 Celebration by Corianin reviews
After a long, twisted road, Bella and the Cullens have finally gotten everything settled down. However, Esme's birthday is today, and it seems that things are about to get all stirred up again...this time in a fun way. Happy birthday, dear Esme...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,043 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Can't Stop Loving You by Angelznight3000 reviews
At six, they loved each other, but were split apart. Several years have gone by, each balancing life and its problems, until Bella comes back to Forks. Can they ever pick up where they left off, or have they grown up and apart? All human. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,546 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Downfall by Madame Meg reviews
When Bella unwillingly marries King Edward, she starts searching for ways out of the marriage, unbeknownst to him. However, she soon finds herself embroiled in deceit as she learns she has a stalker, and Edward might just be the only man she can turn to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,075 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unlikely Companions by princessofthepearl2121 reviews
Harry finds Severus Snape on his doorstep injured from a Death Eaters meeting. Together they work to bring Voldemort down and an unlikely love from Snape's past. NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Brother in Arms by EmmaLee89 reviews
After running away for the summer after fifth year Harry and Neville are at the Leaky Cauldron trying to decide how to re-introduce themselves to the magical world but are they the only ones who have undergone a change during the summer?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
Ages of Desire: Book 2 Discovery by Corianin reviews
What happens when a centuries-old vampire and a mortal girl less than two decades in age bond to one another in the heat of passion? You don't know? Funny. They don't know either. But ignorance really isn't bliss.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,678 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Dangling Legs by SirLordWhAtEvEr reviews
Tonks contemplates on her role in life while sitting on the rooftop of Grimmauld place. Harry finds her there and shows her his point of view. Tonks point of view and Harry/Tonks. Slightly altered DH end. Short story. Contains Death, Suicide and Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Acceptance by wild-lili reviews
The bookworm,the jock, the queen bee,the punk,the nonconformist,and the player secretly they all wanted one thing-Acceptance. What happens when six very different people are thrust together by fate? Read to find out!All human.Rated T just to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,205 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11745 - Favs: 8,826 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lunch by glasscannon.lj reviews
One-shot set after the climax but before the end of Twilight. Bella and Edward join the rest of the Cullen siblings for lunch and hilarity ensues...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ages of Desire: Book 1 Exploration by Corianin reviews
Bella and Edward have taken that final step to be together, and everyone is much happier. Now it's coming up on Esme's b-day and Bella decides they should have a surprise party. Sequel series to Ages of Innocence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,419 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Class Speech by LuckyLauren reviews
Dr.Edward Masen speaks to a class about being a doctor. But all he recieves is questions about his relationship with Dr. Carlisle Cullen. AU Slash Edward/Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Principal's Office by bemj11 reviews
What had I done to deserve this? What could I have possibly done that was so horrible, so wicked, so vile, that as punishment I currently had all eight of the Cullens sitting in my office? The Cullens get sent to the principal's office. plete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
No One Like You by MadderThanTheCheshire reviews
Bella is forced to do something for the schools talent show and she inlists the help of Jasper. Please just read! REVIEW PLEASE! I LOVE THOSE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Torn by ToryTigress92 reviews
Sequel to 'Just A Dream'. Bella is confused over her feelings for Carlisle and runs into the forest to think. Carlisle finds her there, and things go from there...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/12/2009 - [Bella, Carlisle] Alice - Complete
Harry Potter and the Magic Circle by sistersofhaven reviews
Fifth year has ended and Harry is expecting his summer to be a nightmare but a Royal intervention may just change not only Harry's summer but the rest of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,004 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., Neville L.
Ages of Innocence: Book 6 Completion by Corianin reviews
What a long, strange trip it's been." -The Grateful Dead, from their song Truckin', written in 1970
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,386 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Darkness by WithDemonWings reviews
Follows Maelstrom. Harry has defeated Voldemort and even though he is seriously injured, Dumbledore sends him back the Dursleys. Snape is less then pleased. Mentions of graphic violence. Slash. DM/HP. SS/RL. LM/CW. Bit of fluff at the end... unbeta'd.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ages of Innocence: Book 5 Intensity by Corianin reviews
What started so simply for Bella has skyrocketed to sensual decadence of amazing proportions. Still, is she prepared for a full week in the company of the one Cullen she'd thought untouchable? And what does Edward do to amuse himself in her absence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,274 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Portrait Palaver by Angelauthor14 reviews
One slipped word from Ron about a certain Potions master, and Albus Potter is overcome with curiosity about his namesake. Eager to placate his son, Harry takes all three children to talk to Snape's portrait at Hogwarts, but how well will they be received?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 87 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Impulse Save by Touch of the Wind reviews
What if on the day that the truck almost hit Bella it was sunny, not warm enough to get rid of the ice, but sunny enough so that the Cullen’s didn’t attend school. Who would have saved Bella?
Crossover - Smallville & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bart A./Impulse, Bella - Complete
Moonshadow by Torina Archelda reviews
Severus wakes to an interesting surprise. Written to make WhiteCotton smile. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Maelstrom by WithDemonWings reviews
Follow-up to the Storm. Harry finds out some rather unexpected news. Ron is a prat. Severus is OOC, well actually they probably all are... some bad language and mentioned violence. Drarry and Snupin!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not So Mile High Club by creampuffsteph reviews
my o/s for smut mondays. Edward and Bella meet on a flight to California. What happens when you mix instant attraction with too much to drink? And what will they do when they reach solid ground? AU/AH, EPOV, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Umbrella by WithDemonWings reviews
Harry finds comfort in the least likeliest of places.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Storm by WithDemonWings reviews
Sequel to Umbrella. Harry starts to let everyone know just how he feels. Rated for language, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ages of Innocence: Book 4 Impulse by Corianin reviews
As Bella grows more confident with herself, the change is noticeable. Not just to her, but to the Cullens as well. How will she take to the new experiences they plan to offer?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella - Complete
What a difference the night makes by Peachymom reviews
Edward's family.How different they are at night would shock you! SMUT! SAME SEX-THEMES! If don't like smut, skip chapters 9 thru 16. First 8,then ending ones!Sequel is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,055 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward - Complete
Ages of Innocence: Book 3 Fantasy by Corianin reviews
Bella has been exploring heretofore undiscovered aspects of herself, and her adopted vampire family as well. Still, that doesn't mean she's done with lessons yet. Esme might have a thing or two up her...sleeve, so to speak.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella - Complete
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Ages of Innocence: Book 2 Desire by Corianin reviews
Bella is eager to explore the new worlds opened up to her. But will she be able to handle the heat that Rosalie and Emmett generate?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella - Complete
Welcome Wagon by ElleCC reviews
Make It Count entry. "When he walked into the cafeteria, I stopped breathing. Literally." AH, Bella/Edward, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ages of Innocence: Book 1 Need by Corianin reviews
As Bella grows closer to the Cullens, she learns much about them, and herself. Alice and Jasper, for example, have much to teach. And a few things to learn, as well.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella - Complete
McEllis by MeetConnectLove reviews
Bella is an undercover agent, and gets sent on a case. Her partner? Edward Cullen. What will happen? BxE, All Human, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Diary Of a Southern Belle by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
Isabella Swan has been a Vampire for 118 years. Her past is a sad as it is great. What happens when she moves to forks Washington, what is her secret and how will she react to meeting someone who is the spitting image of her dead husband and son?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Musical Closure by xloveisacookiex reviews
Bella comes out of her funk a month after Edward left with the help of music, vocal and instrumental. She attends a boarding school in Canada for the arts for the remainder of her senior year. But comlications arrive. Vampiric complications. T for lnguage
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,233 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
May I Have This Dance by Mk Marie reviews
Edward ends up asking Bella to the dance in Twilight and she does cancel because of her "inability to walk over a flat surface w/out tripping." What will Edward do? AU. Cute oneshot with tons of ExB Fluff. : FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8349 - Favs: 10,469 - Follows: 5,422 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Make This Count by bold as love57 reviews
The odds seperate these two best friends, moving them to opposite coasts. A few promises and a memory box later, Bella is on the east coast in NY while Edward is staying in Forks. What happens when Renee sends Bella back to Forks in a hurry 9 years later?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,355 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Final Goodbye by ChristineBean reviews
Bella becomes an assassin. The most deadly human in the world. Bella? I know right. But this no ordinary girl anymore. See what happens to Bella after Edward leaves. Again. This is my story in AU. Deal with it. Before Breaking Dawn. UPDATING. READ&REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Caught out by JustAnotherStudent reviews
Hermione finds Harry with a love bite and wants details. Slash Draco/Harry Warning Sex scene one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lauren's POV by Julsgracie reviews
What do Lauren and Jess have to say about Bella and Edward's sudden engagement? Will they make assumptions? How do Bella and Edward react to this? Takes place between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. All in-character. One-shot. LaurenPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Lauren, Edward - Complete
The WeddingLauren's POV by Julsgracie reviews
An exact parallel to Edward and Bella's wedding in Breaking Dawn, written from Lauren's perspective. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Lauren, Bella - Complete
Just A Dream by ToryTigress92 reviews
A fanfiction based upon a dream I had. Bella/Carlisle better summary inside. Rated M for some smut but not much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/25/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5626 - Favs: 8,432 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show Me by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
An entry for *A Twilight Teasing Story Contest* Bella comes into her room, fresh from the shower, wrapped in only a towel, to find Edward lounging on her bed instead of out hunting like he's supposed to be. Slightly OOC Edward, but not too much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Understand This by Runaway Moon reviews
Bella, Jasper, and Emmett are home while the other Cullens are hunting. Bella gets a cut. Will Jasper be able to resist her blood? BellaxJasperBonding
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Christmas Guardian III: The Reaction by Zarathustra46 reviews
The final story in the The Christmas Guardian: Watcher in the Shadows series. Dumbledore's reaction to Severus adopting Harry during Christmas break when Albus wasn't in the castle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
The Causes of Jealousy by SiriuslyanEdwardLover reviews
What happens when Edward is jealous of the attention Bella gives Mike? All Human. First Fan Fic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fruit Cots and English Cucumbers by blondie AKA robin reviews
My own crazy crackfic. A silly drabble about Esme and banana hammocks. Posted by request of Alice Laughed, in honor of Admittedly Obsessed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Esme, Bella - Complete
Fairytale Come True by Black blood666 reviews
It's 1907 and Isabella Swan is a princess of a famous castle. Her father, King Carlisle Cullen and King John Hale have decided to marry their children. What will Isabella do and who is the bronze haired Prince in the black carriage? 6yr old Bella & Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,449 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Jasper by bemj11 reviews
“Why don’t you like Jasper?” I looked up at Rosalie, completely nonplussed by the question. “I like Jasper just fine.” I said. Everyone thinks Jasper and Bella hate each other,and Bella decides something must be done about it. Chapter two up, last chapter
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
Hard To Be Humble by Scorpia710 reviews
Snape finds Ron and Lockhart in the Chamber of Secrets waiting for Harry's return. Lockhart sings and Snape breaks. From Ron's POV, please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Mission: Not Happening by skyisthelimit reviews
He's everything she hates. She's everything he hasn't known. They're double-0, government agents. He has painful, dark memories. She has a painful, dark past. They're constantly in danger. But can they be in love? AU. AH. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,049 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008
The Honeymoon by Juliejuliejulie reviews
The first night of the honeymoon on Isle Esme. What exactly happened after Edward pulled Bella deeper into the ocean? The events from the water to the bedroom from Edward's POV. Five chapters. Mature but restrained content, hopefully true to the canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Come What May by Scorpia710 reviews
Harry's life is turned around and upside down when a late night visitor from the future tells him the unthinkable. Now he must convince Snape to teach him Occlumency, get along with Draco Malfoy and survive through what Voldemort has planned for him. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,607 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9674 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Humtastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews
*Sequel to Vamptastic Cooking* The Cullens made Bella eat what they made...what happens when she returns the favor?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
A Love Story by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
AU/All human. Bella and Edward fall in love at first sight, but their love is forbidden. Typical story, original plot. Sort of a modern day Romeo and Juliet, but more based off of a song. Will they live to see the day they can be together? Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,174 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not even Just Friends by TeammJake reviews
xxx "As I stared into those piercing, emerald green eyes, I realized I was in love with my best friend's older brother. How cliché." Bella Swan, a regular girl, meets Alice Cullen. And along with that, her older brother. Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,224 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008
Cut by NiceIceEdward reviews
Edward and Bella happily celebrate her 18th birthday with her best friend Alice and her boyfriend's family. But when Alice is hurt, Bella is left behind with Edward's dangerous older brother. All human, AU One-Shot Jasper/Bella elements
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Intoxicated Babbling by Scorpia710 reviews
Stuck in a tunnel with an injured Harry Potter is the last thing Snape expected to happen. But when Potter gets rather loose tongued thanks to a pain reliever, will Snape be forced to re-think his judgments of the boy? Featured Story at P&S 2008
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One of A Kind by dino xrawrs reviews
Isabella Swan, daughter to Charlie Swan, CEO of Swan Enterprise. Edward Cullen, son of Carlisle Cullen, CEO of Cullen Enterprise. Bella and Edward are forced into marriage. Everything should go smoothly, expect Edward is a player. Can Bella change him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,571 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
A Christmas Guardian II by Zarathustra46 reviews
Severus and the teachers decide to take matters into their own hands when Dumbledore leaves the castle for the holidays. Sequel to A Christmas Guardian I:Watcher in the Shadows - read that first.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Emmett Christmas Special Oneshot by salacious-smiles reviews
Emmett' and 'Christmas': two words that should NEVER be put in the same sentence. Set post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Switch by NiceIceEdward reviews
The Cullen's experience an odd mystery. Edward is displaying a decidedly un-sibling like affection for Alice, while Bella and Jasper seem to have become the new Edward and Bella? The story is told from other POV's. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beautiful by Juliejuliejulie reviews
After Bella's transformation but before Alice's vision, Rosalie confesses some shocking revelations to Bella. Rosalie's POV. The story and characters belong to Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Forever & Always by Rocker-Chick-12345 reviews
Almost everyone goes hunting, leaving Bella and Carlisle alone in the house. What will Carlisle think when Bella tells him that she doesn't love Edward? Bella/Carlisle. Don't like don't read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Tip Off! by ieflamewriter11 reviews
Sequel to THE GAME. “Well, as much as you seem to be able to dazzle every teacher in this school, or universe,” I muttered to myself, “I’m pretty sure Coach Clapp isn’t going to let you go into the girl’s locker room.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
Unexpected by NiceIceEdward reviews
Bella finds herself being very confused by Jasper's behavior while Edward is on a hunting trip with the family. A Jasper/Bella one shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
61 MORE things Bella Swan is NOT alloud to do! by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
From the creater of 61 one things bella swan is not aloud to do is its sequel...61 MORE Things she is not aloud to do. As for where this comes from....im insane...I don't know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
61 things Bella Swan is NOT allowed to do! by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
Inspired by the indifferent child of earth's 51 things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do..comes 61 things Bella Swan is not allowed to do. One shot! May be sequels.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When We Meet Again by simplyanaddiction reviews
Bella is the new girl at Fairlane High. She meets Edward and for some reason he hates her. Two years later, they meet again in uni, but this time, Edward has a girlfriend and is the popular guy. Will their rivalry continue or turn in to something else?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,417 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
When Fiction Becomes Reality by Bella-of-the-Ball reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella’s creation. Will Edward make fiction a reality for Bella? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
Golden Star by littlesun reviews
Harry has a new pet, Severus has a new pet, and there’s a first time for everything. Sorry for killing Hedwig again. Blame JKR for allowing only one familiar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Introducing Renesmee by ebhg reviews
Edward's POV during Bella's change when he introduces his daughter to the Cullens. Based on the glimpse of memory Ness shows Bella. This story makes reference to another that I've written,'Edward's Epiphany' but they can stand alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Love Prevails by sarahXjacob reviews
Bella's parents are divorced, she visits Charlie every summer for a month. At 6yrs old, Charlie introduces her to the neighbour, Edward. They become best friends and spend every summer together until highschool.A few twists later on. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,945 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Renee's Dinner Party with the Cullen Coven by ebhg reviews
Follows Getting to Know the Cullen Coven. Can the Cullens hide in plain sight, choke down Thanksgiving Dinner, find Emmett's filter and keep Renee clueless when she comes to town? Chapter 3 is up. Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,662 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Corridors by Laurenke1 reviews
Teachers are adamant about no snogging in the corridors, but how do you deal with that rule when it applies to yourself? HP/SS slash, one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Anytime by Eowyn77 reviews
Bella's first face-to-face with Emmett and Jasper after Pheonix.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Summer Crush by Devilslawyer123 reviews
A beautiful Italian stranger. A beautiful Italian town. Your best friend and the hot, popular player- "You thought I loved her!" He threw his head back and laughed. I blushed. I wasn't the only one he had fooled. BellaxEdward, All human, AU, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
My Way Home Is Through You by emilie whoa reviews
Why I was in Rio, I honestly couldn't tell you. But how I got here, and the aftermath of that decision, I could. They owed me big time after this.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,453 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Our Little Secret by silverwings1986 reviews
What if the Cullens weren’t the first vampires Bella met? Well thirteen years earlier Bella met Marcus, of the Volturi. I’m not good at summaries. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,225 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Marcus - Complete
Breaking News by Justine Lark reviews
The day Bella and Edward tell everyone at school they're getting married-- if they had gotten engaged before graduation-- from Edward's POV. Will Edward like what Jessica, Mike, Angela and others are thinking? Sparkle Award Best One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Of Potions and Antidotes by Laurenke1 reviews
Is Harry Potter willing to do whatever his Potions Master asks to save his best friend from a strong love potion? Even when that Potions Master is his most hated Professor? Or are there limits to what the Boy Who Lived will do? Slash, smug, SSHP. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Getting to Know the Cullen Coven by ebhg reviews
Curiosity killed the cat; or, at the very least, maimed it. Of course, Charlie Swan learned that lesson the hard way. Set after Breaking Dawn. Winner of the Emmett Award: Best Humor in the 2nd round of the Sparkle Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Babysitting Bella by GoldenEyes4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are left to watch over Bella when the Cullen's go on a four day hunting trip? Only a hilarious disaster that will cause them to be chased and hunted down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,750 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
She Will Be Loved by xSakuraxBlossomx reviews
Alternative Universe. Edward stumbled upon four year old Bella in a car accident in Maine, her parents did not survive. Edward immediately feels the connection between them and refused to let her go, greater summary detail inside in chapter one. Please R&
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,018 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007
Side Effects by NiceIceEdward reviews
Carlisle and Edward must discover what's happened when Jasper comes home red eyed and acting strangely.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 9,738 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One More Day by Christina E Lupin reviews
Complete. AU. What if Remus Lupin got to see Harry before the boy went to the Dursleys? Warning: has been proven to invoke tears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Trauma Minor by Lady Saffir reviews
Carlisle gets an unexpected visit from Bella at work.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Everything Changes by Laurenke1 reviews
Harry Potter was correct in his assumptions that everything would change when Voldemort returned but for one blissful evening he can confide in somebody who understands his fears and levels things out for him. Au warning, slash warning. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Moments by la saboteuse reviews
“Bella, you are adorable when you’re embarrassed, did you know that?”...Edward and Bella come back to Forks after their honeymoon for one more week to tell everyone goodbye. POV hopping begins ch4. On temporary hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dear Diary by BellaHickenbottom reviews
Jasper gets bored and makes Carlisle "feel" in love with a member of the Cullen family but who is it? SLASH *ONESHOT*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
A Little Fun on a Motorbike by Christina E Lupin reviews
Complete. When Lily and James leave Sirius in charge of babysitting Harry, Sirius decides to take his little godson on a little ride on his motorbike.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Christmas Guardian I: Watcher in the Shadows by Zarathustra46 reviews
Snape melts into the shadows as he overhears Harry tell Ron how he shouldn't complain. A prompt from KimSpiritTalks. Sequels are A Christmas Guardian and A Christmas Guardian: The Reaction
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
WHY by ShunnedChipmunk reviews
SSHP: Why does Harry have to visit someone in the middle of the night? Why are his friends so cruel when it comes to dares? Find out here!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Daisies, Doctors, and Dreams by BloodyMarry reviews
Bella wakes up to find herself in a very...wonderful position. But it is a dream, or is it reality? CarlislexBella Set in Twilight. No Spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
With Love in Mind by EclipseFanatic reviews
I was shocked to realize that I wasn’t alone. I was leaning on the counter with my hands on either side of a girl. I winced thinking that I had decided to go back on my vegetarian diet, until I noticed my smile. Edward's POV, oneshot, Alice's vision.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
The Creature From My Nightmare by TheMashMonster reviews
Bella is your average teen. She has divorced parents, and she is going through high school. Her sister died in a tragic accident, or that’s what people say, but Bella knows the truth. She goes to live with her father in Forks and sees the cullens... 1st F
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,928 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Princess Isabella & Sir Edward:Forever Starcrossed by Princess Candy-Lollypop-Star reviews
The Princess fell for the knight,but their love was a forbidden one starcrossed from the beginning.No one must know of these secret affections, lest the knight be killed.But she is now betrothed to a prince.Lies are told hearts are broken, lives are taken
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,846 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life From the Start by LunaParvulus reviews
COMPLETE! A botched up de-aging potion and Harry suffers from the results. Now, Draco is hands full of one adorable Harry. What if Draco came to like Harry in his baby-state? Can both pretend nothing happened when Harry is back to normal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,080 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 3,317 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My return by Girlz-Rule reviews
Edward and Alice are siblings, Jasper and Rose are twins, and Emmett and Bella are siblings. They're the best of friends until Renee and Charlie divorce and Bella and Renee move to Phoenix. What happens when Bella moves back? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,787 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Next Best Thing by X-XsiobhanX-X reviews
Edwards away hunting and Bella's staying the night at the Cullens home, awaiting his return. But when common nightmares make her unable to sleep who'll be they to comfort her in her darkest hours? OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Cullen Love by three.hills reviews
Carlisle and Esme are away, and Edward and his brothers leave to hunt. Alice and Rosalie teach Bella about the true nature of Cullen love. Future chapters with additional Cullen family members. LEMON Warning. Girls loving girls...very free love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Bella
Guilty as Charged by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
When Newton steps too far, the Cullen boys seek revenge, and, when everything goes wrong, find themselves where they have never been before: behind bars. Now a two-shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
I Kissed A Girl by Criminally Insane Hermit reviews
Well, it was actually the other way around, and it wasn’t as great as Harry’s dorm mates made it out to be. Maybe he should’ve taken a leaf out of Snape’s book and hid in the dungeons until Valentine’s Day ended. HPSS, HPMany, Slash & Het
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 247 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angel by XxShadowDragonxX reviews
I stared out through the quiet forest, I was alone in the silence, All I heard was the rain fall around me, Then I saw him, He appeared out of nowhere...OneShot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Bonding: A Nap with Daddy by skeletoninme reviews
Bella and Edward are getting married, and she spends a day with Carlisle. They both fall asleep. Very short and fluffy. One-shot, Carlisle/Bella friendship.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
A Good Mistake by Laurenke1 reviews
Teaching a class with your lover in it is distracted, through Severus Snape tries to ignore it but what if an accident shows you just how sticky a situation can be? Will something good come out of a mistake? One shot. Slash SS/HP. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Aiding and Abetting by Calendulam reviews
Bella spends an evening with Emmett and Carlisle while the rest of the family is away hunting and Edward is decidedly unamused when Alice has a vision of what they're up to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I love him, mother by Revontuli reviews
When Renée finds out about Bella's wedding plans, she boards the next flight to Seattle. Can she really talk Bella out of it, or will she learn to accept her decision? Post-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Renée - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ties of Blood by WolfMoon reviews
On a dark summer night, Harry walks straight into a situation that will change his life forever when a strangely familiar vampire saves from him a Death Eater. AU sixth year; some Canon; no pairings as yet. ABANDONED - if anyone wishes to pick this up, let me know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,561 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P.
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Remember the Name by S.M. Eveliar reviews
Albus Severus gets sent to the Head's office where he meets the portraits of two great men... Men he happened to be named after.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Albus S. P., Albus D. - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Chasing after the Sun by Revontuli reviews
Edward finds a disc that contains an interesting conversation between Bella and her mother. Bella had to say goodbye to the sun at some point, didn't she? Post-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Renée - Complete
All angels have a demon side by Revontuli reviews
Edward has always wanted to hear Bella's thoughts. It was only a matter of time until Bella discovered how to use that to her advantage. Post-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Directions by BelowExpectation reviews
I was just sitting there, in the bed of my truck, eating pork rinds with my best friend, Ron, when he pulled up. Songfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Black Hearted Auror by Darth Cious reviews
AU of HBP. After losing his Godfather and promising to think before he acts, Harry receives a letter from the new Minister of Magic with an intriguing proposal, he gains a new ally and begins doubting an old one. Independent!Harry Realistic!Honks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,637 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
A Cinderella Story by edwardbella001 reviews
Bella is the smart, quiet girl. Edward is the football captain and student body president. What happens when a world of texting and instant messaging unites these two lovers while every element in the universe is trying to keep them apart? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,727 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Outwitting Snape by ShunnedChipmunk reviews
AU, seventh year. War's over. Order members try to keep Harry inside the Castle, but he's got ideas of his own. What happens when Snape is the last option? Slight slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Through Alice's Eyes by ChelleyBean reviews
AU - Things might have gone a bit differently if Alice had met Bella first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Kidnapped: The Isabella Swan Case by skeletoninme reviews
When Bella is kidnapped, Edward is the only one who can save her...All human. PLEASE READ! My first try at something like this. Please please please please? :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Sundae by Amethyst Jackson reviews
It's exactly how it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Last Request by The Maiden Amorisa reviews
What really happened between Bella and James in the Ballet Studio
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, James - Complete
The Jewel by Lady R. Lotus reviews
Bella Swan moved to Forks to live with her father after going through a traumatic incident in her past life. She is an extraordinary girl with amazing powers. She stumbles upon the Cullen family and knows their secret because of her past life. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,459 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Life's Lessons by Scorpia710 reviews
As if Snape walking into a DA meeting wasn’t enough Harry just had to go and attack him. But what will Snape do when Harry is the one who gets injured? Response to Dumbledore's Army Challenge by lilseverus. One shot, that makes you wonder.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pantogogue by BC reviews
Slash SSHP. Severus' POV: Potter is changing in front of my eyes, gaining a disconcerting resemblance to Tom Riddle. As usual, it falls to me to save the brat... for the price of 'only' my soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,985 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ties of BloodOld by WolfMoon reviews
.:Story Discontinued. Re-write in Progress and first chapter posted:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,110 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
D Sharp by peanutbutter126 reviews
Of all the things Rosalie could be doing, she could not believe that she was teaching Bella Swan how to play the piano.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
Attraction by Annilaia reviews
Bella tries to keep a bright outlook when she moves to Forks. Of course, after meeting Edward Masen everything just starts to look so much better, even tolerable. When you've got the sweetest boy standing in front of you things start to get easy... right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,735 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 8,255 - Follows: 1,224 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3577 - Favs: 4,822 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Why You Shouldn't Take Padfoot Out Shopping by Christina E Lupin reviews
Complete. AU. While out shopping for Harry's Hogwarts supplies, Lily Potter finds out why she should never have taken Sirius Black with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Dead People by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Isabella can speak to the dead.Her mother thinks she's crazy and sends her to Forks.There is a poltergeist,victoria,in her school who wants to kill her.The Cullens are Vampires, and tries to help her without getting killed themself. Horror Humor Suspense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,791 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thank You, Phil by broadwaymbw reviews
Bella has to make a speech at her wedding reception--what will she choose to say? Perhaps she'll thank a certain stepfather? This is just a cute, fluffy one shot. Please R&R! BellaXEdward forever!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hunt by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Emmett is hunting . . . in the Cullen house. Takes place after New Moon while Bella is still human and Emmett is still, of course, a vampire. Some big brothers do love to tease!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
A Double Trouble Sleepover by ieflamewriter11 reviews
What happens when Charlie discovers Jacob and Edward in Bella's room? Nothing good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,108 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,588 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by GtotheAtotheBBY reviews
All you did was kiss her, right? I asked. He didn't answer. The perfect Edward Cullen cheated on me and no matter how much he begged I wasn't going back to him. Never Say Never Bella! She learns no one is as perfect as they seem.- Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,114 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and a Different Path by captuniv reviews
Harry meets someone while hiding from Dudley and enters the Wizarding World a little early and with the help of the Goblins takes a slightly different path.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P.
It Had to Happen in Snape's Class by nerdybookworm reviews
COMPLETE! AU. Set in Harry's sixth year. Voldemort attacks Harry in the middle of Potions class. What will Snape's reaction be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,943 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Explicit Images by LovelyPriestess reviews
While waiting for Bella near the locker room, Edward recieves some... interesting images from Jessica. ONEHSOT, EB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
A Dazzling Game by EclipseFanatic reviews
What would happen if Bella turned the tables on Edward and decide to give him a dose of his own medicine? A Dazzling Story. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/10/2007
Cornflowers Blue by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
There's a reason that Edward likes Bella in blue.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Bella Buys a Brand New Car by EclipseFanatic reviews
Bella has been a vampire for two years now...she decides that it is time to buy a new car...Just for fun! Better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
The Game by ieflamewriter11 reviews
Bella goes to a forks high football game with the cullens. No one ever said vampires couldn't like football too. Who will she meet there, and why does the other team want her in their cheering section? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,219 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Walk the Shadows by jharad17 reviews
AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy's son? Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 113,854 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 2,523 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Holidays With Jake by The Magical Girl reviews
Bella spends a year full of holidays with Jacob Black. Creating memories with friends, family & everything inbetween. The Cullens haven't returned since Edward left in the beginning of New Moon. How will a year's worth of events affect Bella and her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/1/2007
Paranoia by LovelyPriestess reviews
Rosalie merely wanted a taste of being human... [Rosalie x Bella]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Stealing Has Its Exceptions by LovelyPriestess reviews
[Short Oneshot] Bella wants Edward to steal something VERY important... Something we all would have had Edward stolen if we knew him.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Primoris Oraculum Duo by Loxodonta-Magica reviews
Sequel to The First Prophecy. AU 6th year, disregards events after POA. Harry with Snape guardianmentor, dealing with past abuse, present angst, changing perspectives and relationships. Later chapters may be violent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 203,538 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
With Eyes Wide Open by Laurenke1 reviews
Severus Snape has died and his portrait has been added to the portraits in the headmaster's office. But will Severus been redeemed? Sequel to Turning A Blind Eye. One Shot AU warning
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Bella's Puppy by Kimmy1901 reviews
What happens when Bella get's a new puppy? How's Edward gonna like him?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007
Turning a blind eye by Laurenke1 reviews
Severus Snape caught 3 students trying to steal Gryffindor's sword from his office. Why do he punish them so lightly? Slightly AU warning and spoilers for deadly hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
From the Window Ledge by BlindingFirefly reviews
One bright summer day, Harry and Ginny are walking around the lake. However, they are being watched by friends and foes. What is everyone truly thinking about their relationship? You might be surprised. Final chapter and Draco's pov up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,198 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Kissing in the Corridors by death by storm reviews
Harry grabs Draco for a moment before Potions class. DH established relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Casualties by Annilaia reviews
Sequel to Just the Summer. On the anniversary of her death Bella returns to Forks and meets someone she never would have imagined possible. Just when things start to look better, they both become the targets of one vampire's plot for revenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,258 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Battle Finished by BlindingFirefly reviews
Oneshot. Harry enters the Headmistress' office at Hogwarts, just for a quick talk with McGonagall three years after the last battle. To his own surprise, he discovers much more inside of the office: namely, the forgiveness of one Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Esme's Etiquette by Saiyachick reviews
Esme lectures the Cullen kids on their bad manners. Even vampires aren't perfect. Winner of Twilight Fanfiction Awards for best parody/oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Harry And Ginny at the Dursely's! by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Ginny wants to meat the Dursly's. James is almost Two and Ginny is pregnant with Albus. Harry is grumpy all the way!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Enthralling Escapades of Bella Swan by Who needs coordination anyways reviews
Bella wants to make up on lost time when the Cullen's return to Forks. These encounters give her a crash course in living with her favorite unbalanced vampire family. The frock coats and 'mattress so plush you'll turn to mush' are just perks along the way
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,398 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
Snape's Portrait by burnitdown reviews
Set after the main events of Deathly Hallows, so obvious spoilers. Harry visits Snape's portrait in the Headmasters office.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Colors by Angel Ren reviews
Ever want to get inside Marcus' head? What did he see in the antechamber in Volterra between Edward and Bella? Setting: New Moon Edited!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Marcus - Complete
I Leave You by lilkyonkyon reviews
Post DH, so SPOILERS! Harry, Ron and Hermione get a little visit from the new Minister of Magic and receive their rather surprising inheritances. Rated for brief language. Oneshot. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Love Ed by LovelyPriestess reviews
[Fluffy Oneshot][EB] Bella compares a kitten to Edward... causing an interesting argument.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Forgiven by Bloodlightdancer reviews
Harry and Narcissa have a talk that allows acts of the past to be forgiven. Set immediately as Deathly Hallows ends, preepilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
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