![]() Hi everyone i wont say my full name cause i dont want some people to find me so you can just call me NP. IM A GIRL BY THE WAY!! SO YA I AM A HUGE TWILIGHT FAN I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT IT MY LIFE IS VERY BORING THE FANFICTIONS I LOVE EM!! GO TEAM EDWARD!! I LOVE THE CULLEN MEN GOD THEY ARE SEXY N INTELLIGENT!! CARLISLE IS ONE SEXY DOCTOR MAN!! MORE ABOUT ME: FAV COLOR: BLUE,GREEN,BLACK;RED FAV BOOKS: TWILIGHT SERIES, HARRY POTTER SERIES AND I LOVE ROMANCE AND SOME THRILLERS FAV TV SHOWS: GOSSIP GIRL, NCIS, CSI:NY, SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH, REBA, AND A COUPLE MORE! FAV MOVIES: TWILIGHT, NEW MOON, HARRY POTTER AND THE SOCERERS STONE AND THE CHAMBBER OF SECRETS A WALK TO REMEMBER,MAMA MIA, CHASING LIBERTY, LOVEWRECKED, SYDNEY WHITE, SHE'S THE MAN, WHAT A GIRL WANTS AND MANY MORE. I AM ALSO INDIAN SO I LOVE INDIAN MOVIES I HAVE ALOT OF FAVE INDIAN MOVIES º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know. You know you live in 2009 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. "Come to the dark side, we have edward cullen!" If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901 Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987 If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. sarcasm; my anti drug. OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird! let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook. yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid. i speak fluent sarcasm. yea im one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls. this is one of the saddest poems I've ever read... it made me cry! i am a soppy aper. A boy and a girl are the best of friends, from elementary to high school, beginning to end. Through all those years, their friendship grew. They both felt the same, but neither knew, each walking moment, since the day they met. They both loved each other, sunrise to sunset. He was all she had; he was the one who kept her from the knife. She was his angel, she made him smile. Though life threw him curves, she made it all worth while. Then one day, things went terribly wrong. The next few weeks were like a very sad song. He made her jealous, on purpose he tried. When the girl asked ‘Do you love her?’ On purpose he lied. He played with jealousy, like it was a game. Little did he know, things would never be the same. His plan was working, but he had no clue. How wrong things would go, the damage he would do. One night she broke down, feeling very alone. Just her and the blade, no one else home. She dialed his number; he answered ‘Hello?’ She told him she loved him, and hung up the phone. He raced to her house, just a minute too late Found her lying in blood, her heart had no rate. Beside her was a note. In it, was her confession. Her love for this boy, her only obsession. As he read the note, he knelt down and cried and grabbed her knife. That night, they both died. She was found in his arms, both of them dead. Under her note his handwriting said ‘I loved her so, she never knew. All this time, I loved her too.’ post this on your profile if it made you cry. ='( If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Death is God's way of saying "You're fired." I almost started crying when I read this. Beware. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl:Slow down, I'm scared! Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy:Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Random Questions If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit? i read this in a book years ago and found it on someones profile!! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism "Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through" "The cracks in the cement is a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." "Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad" "Just because im smiling doesnt mean im happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears" "If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?" "Forgetting doesn't make it better, it just makes it hurt again when I remember" "I wish I was eight again, because all had to do was tag me and I was it Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you I hear your silence loud and clear Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children. Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? How can i miss you if you never left? Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me I've got a stick. Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow. Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality. Lifes Tough, get a helmet The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers? Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths The cops never find it as funny as you do In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday MORE QUOTES!! You're a great freind, but if zombies are chasing us, i'm tripping you When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing. Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Don't follow me, I'm lost too. Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Help I've fallen and I can’t...hey nice carpet! Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it? Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. I want to live forever, so far so good. Mental Hospital Phone Menu Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up Girls 10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen 10. Buy him a Team Jacob t-shirt. 9. Picture yourself naked. 8. Buy him a dog named Jacob. 7. Paint his room pink. 6. Sing "Barbie Girl" in your head over and over. 5. Invite him to go cliff diving in La Push, then say, "Oh, I forgot. You're not allowed in La Push. Oh, well. Come on, Bella." 4. Tell him Bella told you that she likes her men buff and then point out that Jacob is buffer than him. 3. Get all the werewolves to wear his clothes, then put them back so when he goes to put on his clothes, they all smell like werewolves. 2. Think about the time Bella made out with Jacob. 1. Ride motorcycles with Bella, then when he stops you, say, "But Jacob would have let us ride them." Then point out the double meaning in those words you just said. 10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black 10. Remind him that Bella picked Edward. 9. Remind him what Bella and Edward did on their honeymoon. 8. Tell him how Renesmee was conceived in full detail. 7. Buy him a Team Edward t-shirt. 6. Tell him that when Bella kissed him, she was intoxicated by Edward's presence so she didn't know what she was doing. 5. Tell him Bella likes her men pale and cold. 4. When he does something wrong, roll up a newspaper and say, "Bad dog!" 3. Pick up a stick, throw it, and yell, "Fetch!" 2. If he fetches the stick, pet his head and say, "Good doggie!" If he doesn't, smack his nose with the rolled up newspaper and say, "Bad doggie!" 1. Give him a pooperscooper for his birthday. A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Repost so the one you love will; Call you. Oh so cute! Bunny! Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you. If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. If you have ever had the Edward/Jacob argument with someone, copy this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If Robert Pattinson as Edward made you swoon, copy this to your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you love Kellen Lutz as Emmett Cullen, copy and past this into your profile If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If you too are in love with a fictional vampire named Edward Cullenand are unashamed to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile If you are against abortion please add this to your profile. Month one Month Two Month Three Month Four Month Five Month Six Month Seven Every Abortion Is Just . . . If you're against abortion, re-post this If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. 2. The future is not set in stone. 3. Men are crabby when they're hungry. 4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear. 5. True love knows no boundaries. 6. Some people are just danger magnets. 7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love. 8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle! 9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them. 10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes. 11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day. 12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain. 13. Family is about more than just blood. 14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing. 15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising. 16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings. 17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity. 18. There are exceptions to every rule. 19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid. 20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy. 21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's. 22. Cold hands = Warm heart. 23. Not breathing is uncomfortable. 24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair. 25. Romeo was an idiot. 26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day. 27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone. 28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with. 29. Space heaters can be very annoying. 30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, For a man who wasn't there. 'Where's her daddy at?' She heard a boy call out. 'She probably doesn't have one,' Another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, She heard a daddy say, 'Looks like another deadbeat dad, Too busy to waste his day.' The words did not offend her, As she smiled up at her Mom. And looked back at her teacher, Who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, Slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, Came words incredibly unique. 'My Daddy couldn't be here, Because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, Since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, And how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories He taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, And taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, And ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone Cause my daddy's always with me, Even though we are apart I know because he told me, He'll forever be in my heart'. With that, her little hand reached up, And lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, Beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads, Her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, Who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love Of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, Doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, Staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, But its message clear and loud. 'I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, But heaven's just too far. You see he was a policeman and died just this past year When airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away.' And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mothers’ amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side. I know you're with me Daddy,' to the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. Good Friend Vs. Best Friend A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. 50 Things that no twilight fangirl is ever allowed to do. 1. Talk endlessly about how cute Bella and Edward are together... 2. ...even if you think your friends cared... 3. ...because they really don't. 4. Make an 'I hate Jacob' forum. 5. Spray paint 'Twilight' on a cop car... 6. ...even if you think it's funny, the cops will not. 7. Use the phrase 'bloodsucker' in your vocabulary. 8. Pretend to have visions of the future. 9. Buy a Silver Volvo... 10. ...it doesn't matter that Edward has one. 11. Go out and see the movie 10 times just to look at Robert Pattinson. 12. Go to the forest to try and find a meadow. 13. Push a pale person out into the sunlight to see if they glitter... 14. ...because they won't and they'll just end up mad at you. 14. Say, 'Bella Swan' when asked what your name is. 15. Ask random people how long they've been seventeen. 16. Stalk Robert Pattinson. 17. Ask your boyfriend to pretend to be a vampire... 18. ...because chances are he won't want to stand in the snow for five minutes just to get icy skin 19. Call your boyfriend Edward. 20. Look at a magazine and just assume everyone is a vampire because they're all so pretty... 21. ...it's called photoshop. 22. Log on to a fansite and post countless pictures of the Cullen boys... 23. ...even though everyone else is already doing it. 24. Go by the username, 'EDWARDROCKSMIIIISOXCUZHESOHOTTTTTT' ... 25. ...even if it's true. 26. Go to Forks, Washington. 27. Instantly assume that if someone isn't eating, they're a vampire 28. Try to see if you can go without breathing... 29. ...because you can't. 30. Write your name and any of the Cullen boys name with a heart around it... 31. ...especially on homework... 32. ...your teachers won't find it funny. 33. Whine about how the movie left out so many things from the book... 34. ...your parents really don't care. 35. Try to convince Harry Potter lovers that Twilight is better... 36. ...you will get hurt. 37. Cut yourself then taste the blood just to see how it tastes... 38. ...it doesn't matter that you were just curious. You'll end up in the hospital mental ward. 39. Anytime you see a hot doctor, call him Carlisle... 40. ...he won't think it's funny. 41. Try to read people's thoughts. 42. Sit next to the angry boy in biology class in hopes that he'll end up being in love with you. 43. Think about Twilight any time you see an apple. 44. Try to go a week without sleeping... 45. ...it won't end well. 46. Drive 50 miles over the speed limit... 47. ...chances are, your neighborhood cops will notice 48. Ask anyone you know that's pale to bite you. 49. Name your twins 'Edward and Bella'... 50. ...when they learn why you gave them those names, they won't be happy. I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile. If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile! If you belive your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this. If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) ) If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this. If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. If the only thing you think about is the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile. If you are in LOVE with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and paste this to your profile. If you leave your window open at night hoping Edward will come in and sing you to sleep with your very own lullaby copy and paste this into your profile! if you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend then copy and paste this to your profile If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Cullen brothers plus Carlisle XD) copy and paste this to your profile I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile Man: Where have you been all my life? You know you’ve seen or read twilight too many times when: 1. You go around asking hot guys to bite you 2. You put on pale white cosmetics and say you’re a Cullen 3. You ask a Native American guy if he can turn into a giant dog 4. You dream about Edward and you getting married. 5. You jump off a cliff and think Edward will save you.(DO not try that you moron, you may get yourself killed) 6. You steal a silver Volvo and drive around like a maniac 7. You name your child Edward, Jasper, or Emmett 8. You bite your hand and say that James turned you. 9. You fall madly in love with a two year old (like I want to marry you fall in love, or imprint) 10. You’re nuts and crazy 11. You can think you can fry an egg on your forehead.(please don’t try that) 12. You try to fly 13. You sang what was on 12 14. You try to attack and kill a mountain lion with your bear hands. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Done with that? 1. You are in love with this person. If you feel like boys are so complicated, post this: Girls FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM/DAD. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn... we messed up... but that was fun!" FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Dude, drink the rest of that. You know we don't waste no liquor." FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk smack to the person who talks smack about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them freakin' out. FAKE FIRENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered. REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for BB, who probably murdered you, and beat the crap out of him!! FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too |
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