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Attempted writer, though not necessarily a good one. Please don't expect too much. Reviews are welcome though -

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My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 6413 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
The Blanket Scenario by Ai Enmaxjigoku shoujo reviews
It was cold and wet and it was damn cliche, but that wasn't stopping Jean from curling up with Armin to stay warm. Jean/Armin. One-shot. For the SnK kink meme. [Cover art not mine]
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Armin A., Jean K. - Complete
Anything You Do by Axelkin reviews
To Ichigo and Uryu, everything is a competition and they have compared their skills in all but one way. Ichigo makes it known and Uryu is never one to turn down a chance to prove he's better than the other. But, it might turn out differently then Uryu expects. IchiUri.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
A Fateful Walk by emoly01 reviews
Ed took a walk to clear his head and found himself contemplating the conundrum named Roy Mustang - only to find the object of his attention. - They stared at each other for a long moment, while both of them saw their options laid out before them. What could Ed say to that ruffled, sexy visage when he was so angry and simultaneously infatuated?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,285 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Slow Burn by taranoire reviews
It's just sex. They don't need to bring names into it. Roy/Ed, smutty
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Lust and Carparks by Lt. Donglord reviews
2pGermany/2pEngland Lutz gets Arthur to try sex in the car.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2012 - England/Britain, Germany - Complete
Control by Teruragi reviews
Kagami and Kuroko have finally decided to go out together. What was supposed to be a literal walk in the park turns into a little something more. Lemon... Kagami/Kuroko.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Kagami T., Kuroko T. - Complete
End of Your Career by Witchy Willow 2.0 reviews
Some temptations are worth gambling everything on.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,045 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Oral Fixation by NewDawn13 reviews
Roy's noticed that Ed likes to stick things in his mouth... RoyxEd yaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Morning After by AnimeWolf56 reviews
Ed has woken up in a strange bed, however, the person lying beside him is very familiar... WARNING: YAOI EDXROY LEMON
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
40 Shades of JakeDirk by JinxDestroy reviews
After a great day at the mall, Jake and Dirk have a little too much fun with some condoms. DirkJake smut. Toys. This is my second fanfiction, so enjoy.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Wavelength by ToulouseD reviews
In a storage-room amidst bleach and books, Ichigo finds Ishida sleeping. And then it snowballs.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,129 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
4:20 In the Morning by Kaida Daygona reviews
Jake has met a lot of new people when he left his island to attend college. That includes his roommate Dirk. Finals are finally over. Smoking warning and NSFW
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Of Butt Plugs and Phone Sex by Wild Rhov reviews
Uryu calls Ichigo at a really, REALLY bad time. What ensues is the hottest phone call of Ichigo's life. Rated M for a reason, uke-Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Uryuu I., Ichigo K.] - Complete
Effective Fighting by creepweirdoloser reviews
Roy was just about to say 'and you fight like a little kid. You even look like one' but then… Ed happened to press his flesh knee in Roy's crotch and before Roy could even realize, he was letting out a very different moan. Ed froze. Roy froze. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Seven Minutes by pimptav reviews
Dirk and Jake get to have Seven minutes in heaven. Sexual Content
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Bringing in the New Year by LemonSherbet reviews
Rukia's throwing a party, and with love in the air can Ichigo be with the one he truly wants? Warnings inside...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Tell Me More by Tamer Lorika reviews
Alfred loves the sound of Arthur's voice, whether he speaks English or not. Sometimes, the exotic can be erotic, after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Crush with Eyeliner by Sisyphean Effort reviews
It's just another night of alcohol-fueled fun and awkward encounters at Karakura Town's 'it' gay club! Ichigo/Ishida. Various other characters. Warnings: Sexual situations, yaoi & a Quincy in sultry smudged eyeliner.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2011 - [Ichigo K., Uryuu I.] - Complete
Tattoo Fetish by Are-san reviews
Ichigo is in University, working part time in a tattoo parlour. With his shinigami duties to top it off, not to mention certain shinigami friends, how will he manage to keep his secret kink a secret?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Whatever You Want by nehalenia reviews
One night, Uryuu tells Ichigo he'll do whatever Ichigo wants, and Ichigo takes full and complete advantage! Ichigo/Ishida yaoi!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
You Are a Runner and I Am My Father's Son by bitterending reviews
[oneshot] Ishida comes to Ichigo's house to talk but can't think of what to say. His nerves are getting the best of him and Ichigo is less than forgiving. At first. IshiIchi PWPish
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Presents by StrawberryQuincy reviews
Ichigo never thought a high school boy could get this excited over... fish. IchigoIshida, uke on top, slight crack. NC17, read at your own yaoi risk!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Show Me Love by Nanaki BH reviews
IchigoxIshida Unable to put up with the cold of his home no longer, Ishida finds himself at Ichigo's house. PWP, shameless WAFF
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete