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Joined 01-09-10, id: 2211119, Profile Updated: 09-13-10

Name: Becky

Likes: Chocolate, cats, yaoi, Owl City

Dislikes: ANYTHING THAT DISLIKES ME BACK (or insults me... or is really stupid...)

Hair Color: Light brown with blond highlights

Eye Color: Some weird mixture of green, blue, and hazel... idk

Favorite Books:Artemis Fowl (TOD, TTP, but I haven't read TAC yet -_-), A Series Of Unfortunate Events (10 and 13, but I love them all

Favorite TV Shows/ Movies: The Big Bang Theory, [can't remember title, the one with "I see dead people" ? OTL, I don't really watch TV that much...

Favorite Anime/Manga: Bleach (manga), Hetalia: Axis Powers (anime, subbed), Azumanga Daioh, InuYasha (manga)

Favorite Pairings:

Artemis Fowl:

Artemis x Minerva (PLEASE DON'T HURT MEEEEEEEEEEEE!)

Foaly x Opal (kind of a little joke, but it's cute, innit? They were in school together...)

Trouble x Holly

Pokemon:

James x Jessie

Gary x Ash

Hetalia: Axis Powers

Okay, so it's pretty much everything, but here's my favorites.

GerIta

Spamano

USUK/UKUS (WHY NOT? IT COULD HAPPEN!)

Giripan

PruCan

RoChu

LietPol/PolLiet (AGAIN!)

Randomness:

Me: OMIGOD ITS A PIECE OF PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!1!!

Wint: AAAAAAAAHH!

France's explination of sex, to Italy. Go google it.

I just found a Russia face! It amuses me. Here it is: ^J^

Lol.

You can copy/paste that to your profile, if you want. I don't see why though.

Memes, and other stuff.

-Hetalia character quiz!-

North Italy (Feliciano/Veneciano Vargas)

() You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
() You're very happy-go-lucky
(X) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
() You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy
() You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

3/ 10 for Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
(X) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

3/10 for Romano

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite foods.
() You like dogs.
() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
()You love rules and think they should always be followed to
() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
()You work very hard, too hard...
() Your alone time is your 'happy time'
() You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
() You've had issues with money once or twice

0/10 for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

() You're very mature
(X)You think everything over before saying it.
(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
() You isolated yourself during childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
() You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

5/10 for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(X) You love hamburgers
(X) You think you're awesome
(X) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
(X) You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
() You wear glasses

5/10 for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

() You like tea
() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
() You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

2/10 for England

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(X) You're very affectionate
(X) You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
(X) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
() You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
(X) You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

6/10 for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.
(X) You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
()You love vodka
() You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong
() You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

4/10 for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

(X) You're very mature
() You're very superstitious
(X) You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
(X) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
(X) You love Hello Kitty
(X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
() You work hard
() You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

7/10 for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

() You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite
(X) You love classical music
(X) You like cake
() You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
(X) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
(X) You've composed music before
() You tend to call people 'morons'
() You wear glasses

6/10 for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting
()You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
() You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
() You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

5/10 for Canada

Cuba

() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
(X) You like hot weather
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
() You look very tough on the outside
() You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

3/10 for Cuba

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth
(X)You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
() It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
() You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

7/10 for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
(X) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(X) You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
(X) You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
() You want to become stronger

5/10 for Prussia

-Hetalia Meme-

1. Russia
2. Hungary
3. England
4. China
5. Italy N
6. Italy S
7. Sealand
8. Austria
9. Canada
10. Prussia
11. Finland
12. Japan

1. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Russia x Japan? I… don't even want to think about that… really…

2. If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would top?
Romano x UK or UK x Romano? England would top, because Italies are perpetual ukes. As a rule.

3. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
Hungary x Prussia/vice versa. Canon, if you like that sort of
thing, but it's pretty much all hate. But still, SHIPPERS GALORE.

4. Is 4 het or slash better?
Slash, because he's so girly anyway. Het would be practically yuri.

5. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Feli x Tino? *is a lazy writer who wants to write short names* WTF. WHO FUCKING TOPS.

6. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9! (Baaaad joke . . . .;)
Why was Italy afraid of Sealand? Because Sealand Austria'd Canada!

7. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
… WHAT. THE. FUCK. I dunno, but can't you just picture Prussia forcing him to? ZOMG PLOT BUNNY MUST WRITE NOW!!!!!!! (except I'm too lazy to OTL)

8. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
… THIS AGAIN. . Ivan doesn't drink beer, he drinks vodka, Да? None, because he's a rapist, and who doesn't want Japan?

9. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
Neither one. They would both hurt him. One, badly. (So… does that mean Romano?)

10. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting “distracted” halfway through?
… BY FLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!

11. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.

DISNEY IS WITHOUT THIS LEVEL OF DEPTH AND VIOLENCE.

OTL.

12. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
…idk. I don't really do songfics, but how about "Behind Blue Eyes" by the Who? I dunno, it's the first thing that came to mind. Completely random.

13. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
NO. JUST NO. Th-that's j-just weird.

14. How hot would 7/3 be?
O.O In that order? Not very, but 3/7 might be kinda cute… or pedo…

15. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, “interesting” activities, what would their reaction be?
Sealand: O.O *runs off to find first person he sees*

Sealand: Excuse me, Prussia-san, but what are Mister Austria and Miss Hungary doing in the bedroom down the hall?

Prussia: *sweatdrop* W-well… ah…

Sealand: *leaves* Okay then… *is out of earshot*

Prussia: Ohoho… *

16. What’s 1’s secret kink?
What is that pipe for, anyway?

17. How about 6?
MOOSTACHE!

Sorry, but I couldn't think of anything else because I was just watching clips from dub episodes. OTL

18. Or perhaps 10?
...Do you REALLY want me to get into this? REALLY?

19. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?

WHUT.

Why the British Should Not Feed Others Their Food

idk XD

20. How about 2/4/6?
--ERROR MESSAGE—

Error: "Tari Unit" cannot think about this.

Reason: Too cracky.

Consequence: If this message is ignored, "Tari Unit"s brain will implode. This will be entirely your fault, and no, there is no refund.

21. Or even 7/8/9?
For Prussia's lulz. This is the one scenario where ukes CAN top.

Maybe It Wasn't

[Prussia's Fault]

22. So. 1 [Russia] has a relationship with 6 [Romano, but secretly wants 2 [Hungary]. 6 [Romano] knows this, and breaks up with 1 [Russia] to go pursue 3 [England, who’s with 11 [Finland]. 11 [Finland] is with 10 [Prussia, however, who’s cheating on 11 [Finland] with 8 [Austria]. 8 [Austria] finds out, and cheats with 7 [Sealand, who is, in turn, cheating on 4 [China]. 1 [Russia] pursues 2 [Hungary, who just broke up with 5 [Italy, who’s now after 9 [Canada]. 1 [Russia] gives up on this, and ends up with 12 [Japan, while 6 [Romano] finally ends up with 3 [England].

WHY ARE YOU SO STUCK ON THE RUSSIA/JAPAN?

23. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
NO. JUST NO. .

(unless it's just kink, not the real setting? But still, kinky Italy/Sealand? Wtf?)

24. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
Ummm… do you mean 1/8?

THAT. WOULD. BE. WEIRD.

25. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
Well… since it's het, Mattie would. But ONLY because it's het.

26. What if it was 3 and 9?
England. Because he SOMETIMES is seme.

(Mattie: WHAT WAS THAT, MAPLE?!?)

27. 4 and 9?
How many times do I have to tell you? MATTIE ALWAYS BOTTOMS. .

28. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
Probably. I know I do.

29. Or 2 het?
HECK YES. . There's not enough Hetalia girls for good yuri.

30. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
WHO FUCKING TOPS? I CAN"T WRITE A SEME-LESS FIC! OTL

31. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
They were both so cute! But this wasn't what she had in mind…

Idk lol I'm bad at summaries.

32. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
I DUNNO, GODDAMMIT! Does Britannia Angel count? He could make Peter a fairy… * PLOT BUNNEH!!!*mind dies*

33. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
No. But that might be interesting…

34. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?

Japan. SO GIVE GREECE YOUR CAMERAS, DAMMIT!!!! *lolreference*

-Hetalia Obsessed List-

You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when…

[X] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you

[X] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class

[X] When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look

[X] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay

[X] When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media

] When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language

[X] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you

[X] (the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them "everyone eventually becomes one with Russia" before walking away

] When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is

] When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia

] When you begin to notice all the jokes about China

[TN] When you try to make your own "idiot hair" and use two bottles of hair gel in the process

] When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. "Your ass is MINE, America!"

[X] When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them "Korea already invented that"

[X] When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China

[X] When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British

[X] When you're grade in Geography suddenly shoots up

[X] When others ask you what you mean by "England is so cute when he's Tsundere"

[X] When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you've ever heard:
o Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse?
o France: Don't you know, Ita-chan? It's what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me?

] When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear

] When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England's torso

[TN] When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations

] When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight

[X] When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he's "happy"

] When you realize you've memorized every single version of MaruKaite Chikyuu and sing them regularly

[X] When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic

[X] When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution

] When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website

[X] When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl

] When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively

[X] When you randomly scream "PASTA" and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke

[X] When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war

] When you know the songs "Fat na kare", "Oyayubi no Tsukaikata", "Makka na Ito", "Yokan", "Gibusu", "Lion", "Tetsukazu No Sekai" and "Utsukushii Namae", have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily

[X] When "True Italian Spirit" is only another way to say "We Surrender"

] When the song "Santa Clause is coming to Town" seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia

[X] When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars

[X] When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space

] When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them

[X] When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers

[X] When you realize there's always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms

] When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit

[X] When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare

[X] When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they're the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place

] When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Portugal

[X] When you want your own pink kitty backpack

[X] When "Flower-Egg" seems like the best name for your new puppy

[X] When England wearing America's jacket is probably one of the best things that's ever happened to you

[X] When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam

[X] When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it

] When you try and memorize the "Yakko's World" song just because you can imagine the countries while singing it

[X] When you don't feel like a nerd for knowing so much about history/geography

] When you find yourself attracted to bushy eyebrows, even thinking them sexy

[X] When, if something big happens in the world, you imagine the countries' reactions

] When, upon acting/cosplaying as Italy, you close your eyes and keep them closed to see if you can really function that way, only to realize that, no, you cannot

[X] When you try to plant random bits of Hetalia into your schoolwork, and marvel at the fact that you're the only one that knows what you're talking about

[X] When you wish your grandfather could be as awesome as Rome

[X] When the sound of bouncing beach balls (Ukraine's boobs) is now disturbing to you

[X] When you use your favorite / cosplayed country's name in place of your own

] When watching South Park, you find great embarrassment in the fact that you're composing your own episode in which the APH characters are present (A/N: Okay, I expect no one else to do this, but I do...so I put it on the list. It would be a good episode, too!)

] When you explain to your Geography teacher that Corsica isn't an island; it's Italy's nipple.

[X] When you find yourself doodling your history notes into a Hetalia-like situation, much to your teacher's dismay (ex: Spanish-American war for a Hetalia fan = Cuba getting pissed at Antonio and Alfred beating Antonio up before giving him a few bucks and skipping away).

[X] When you confuse the people around you by outwardly expression your frustration that you can't chose between countries to cosplay as ("I'm not sure whether to be Finland or Southern Italy!")

[X] When you purchase a dish at a restaurant specifically for the name (ex: I got Romano Chicken at the Cheesecake Factory)

] When you realize you're not sure how to react to the Hetalia: Paint it White! movie (Should we cringe at the…odd plot, or do we squeal at the MASSIVE amounts of fanservice?)

[X] When you begin to understand that you're pissing off those around you who don't know of Hetalia/those who don't like Hetalia

] When "Aiyah, 4000 Years" made you weap like a little girl

[X] When you find yourself following the World Cup just to root for your favorite country

[X] When the Yugioh the Abridged "America" references all have a double meaning to you

[X] When it aggravates you that people refer to male countries as "she" or "her"

[X] When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate

] When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit

[X] When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them

[X] When you find yourself suddenly a lot more aware of the current world situations because people did fanfictions and fanart about them

[X] When you start laughing at a world map because it's really more than just a placement of countries to you

[X] When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are

] You spend all day scouring the internet for country relations in a vain attempt to justify your crack pairings

] When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters

[X] When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference"

] When said friends start forming the pairings you support

[X] When you bribe your friend to say "Aru" at the end of every sentence

] When you know about more countries than your geography teacher

[X] When you start squealing in geography class

[X] When in history class you start making what you're learning about into a hetalia episode in your head

[X] When you obsessively search Hetalia MADs on Youtube and are confident you know most of them off by heart

[X] When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head

[X] When you see a book in the store called 'Your Erroneous Zones' and automatically touch (or want to touch) your hair

[X] When Charlie the Unicorn is tainted for life, thanks to England

[X] When you start chanting "kolkolkol" when someone annoys/angers you.

[X] When you're shocked that all the Ukrainian girls you see haven't fallen over yet due to figure disproportions.

[X] When you feel the need to violently mash your potatoes with a fork no matter what state they may be in.

[X] When you keep on denying that "It wasn't the Axis' fault! It was their bosses!" or "They were under their dark selves at those times!" (AN: It's because it's true!)

[X] When you know you improved in drawing and writing thanks to Hetalia

] When you keep on laughing and you relate to your dad everytime he watches the boxing videos of Ricky Hatton against Manny Pacquiao and you will mutter "Iggy probably still has a grudge against Firi-tan" or "Take that Arthur!" or "LOL England got defeated by a woman!!!"

] When you stalk Hidekaz Himaruya's blog and you are sad to know that he added new comics IN JAPANESE that most can't read

[X] When you attempt to sing "Country From Where the Sun Rises; Zipangu" And FAIL miserably to the point that your dog hates you for it. AND that you had fun singing "W.D.C. ~World Dancing~" since you were shouting random English at your computer. That and "Einsamkeit" made your heart melt when you read the english translations.

] When you rant about "Why they didn't finish RomaHeta" and you plan on making a flash of that AFTER you get a tablet

[X] When you realize that your notebook (that rarely has any notes) became your fanfiction notebook and is now ashamed to show it to your teacher

[X] When you absentmindedly face palm every time your mom says "Your house looks like Chinese" and will try to see Yao's reaction and face to that

[X] When going to the supermarket or hardware store, you look at where the product was made from and laugh (I saw something made in France and I was giggling) OR you saw a banner that says "International" and beside it were flags and you tried naming every flag.

] When you randomly scream out "DO NOT PUT THE NAME OF [insert country/human name here] IN VAIN!!!" when a person/comedian in TV makes a random comment and says something about [insert country here]

[X] When at the right moment, the song "Let's Boil Hot Water!" came on your Ipod and you start singing, adding a long "PASTAAAA~" at the end only to realize that the volume was on max, you were screaming and people where looking at you.

[X] When you sang "The Delicious Tomato Song" when you saw tomatoes in the grocery store

] When you complete all Marukaite Chikyuu and you have them in your Ipod (AN: I currently have twenty-two!)

[X] When the word "Invading" even without Vital Regions sounded dirty to you and you laugh

[X] When you REALLY question yourself how "Pangaea" is possible and you are trying to imagine how it works... and failing to imagine it properly without thinking of dirty thoughts

[X] When you apparently stalk this list and randomly adds new stuff in it when you had moments

[X] When 'Honda's Really Big Thing' becomes more humorous than it really should be...

[X] When you listen to "Blame Canada" from South Park and can't help laughing and shouting "MATTHEW!!!"

[X ] When someone mentions "Big Ben" you can't help but go scarlet and giggle like a school girl.

[X] When your teacher says that the alliance between Germany and Italy was "one of convenience" and you immediately reply, "IT'S TRUE LOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!"

[X] When you can't say international affairs with a straight face

[X] When you hear/see the name "Susan" and automatically think of Sweden.

[X] When you picture Hungary and Austria's wedding when you learn about them joining countries.

[X] When learning about Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece, or Ancient Egypt, you stop yourself from correcting the history teacher telling them, "It's Grandpa Rome, Mama Greece, and Mama Egypt!"

[X] When people ask you why America is your favorite country, you reply "Cause he's the hero! And the hero is always the best!"

[X] When you see the label "Made in China" you shout "HA! Take that Korea!"

[X] You think Maru Kaite Chikyuu should be the international anthem.

[X] You weep tears of joy when hearing about the fall of the Berlin Wall and say "It's a family reunion!" (In more ways than one)

[X] When you see someone spying on someone else, you have an urge to pull out a frying pan and say "Kami-sama, is this the right thing to do?!"

[X] When you spend half a day constructing a "You Know you're Obsessed with Hetalia when…"

-Copy/Paste Sentences-

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!'

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...(taken from Sir Spamalots profile)

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

Lewis's Law of Travel:
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

If it works, rip it apart and find out why.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile


If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are NowIf you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

if people always mispronounce you name caopy and paste this into your profile.

The Aztecs valued chocolate so highly it was worth more than a bar of gold to them. If you are a complete chocoholic, copy and paste this into your profile!

I have never done any of these but I think I will next time I go i Wal-Mart lol.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

I found these on someone's profile and thought they really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile.

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news fl ash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

You know you live in 2010 when:

1.) You ally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or msn.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off.

Copy and Paste this if you go and read your story on the site the second it is posted.

If you think the following story is sad copy and paste it in your profile

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge .

Mommy, I was a good , I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big , I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cant see,must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong

Or else I'm locked All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just get one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse My name he calls

I press myself Against the wall

I try and hide From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,I finally get free And I run for the door

He's already locked it And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its was much too late

His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain Again and againOh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped, copy and paste this poem into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile

If you think little siblings are annoying, copy this into your profile

If you have a profile do the oppesite of copying this to your profile, make the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not.

If you didn't get the thing above me copy this to your profile and that too. upthere.

If you love christmas because of all the free stuff copy and paste this to your profile.

If your neighbours came to knock on your door and ask for candy copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're mentally smacking yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're laughing your head off or just smiling copy and paste this to your profile.

If you just started laughing or smiling copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy and paste this into your profile. :D

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you ever had a crush on one of your friends copy this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you have ever done something embarrassing in front of your crush, copy and paste this into your profile

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

yeah, i am against flamers. i am for constructive criticism, though. if you want to copy and paste this, go ahead.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!(o_O) Now copy this into your freakin' profile!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. (I knew they were the same, but Mozart? WTF?)

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

2) If you think Sims game can sometimes be disgusting copy and paste this to your profile.

3) If you're feeling happy copy and paste this to your profile.

4) If you were copying this at 8:55 pm copy and paste this to your profile.

5) if you're dissapointed that you didn't get to copy and paste number 4 at 8:55 copy and paste this to your profile.

The opposite of delicious, I don't want to eat

The opposite of a distinguished person is a lech.

There are various kinds of opposites, but

When you say you really hate something, it's something I like a little.

The opposite of tears are, just as I thought, tears.

Completely happy is, in the end, just happy.

The child that cried yesterday will laugh tomorrow.

Today, today, today, something will change completely.

If a champion is toppled, he's just a normal person.

The earth is round, so it's easy to roll around.

But from there is the difference of kindness.

Which, which, whichever way you look, it'll stand back up again.

I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.

I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

Either shut up, or render me unconscious.

If you can't live without me, then why aren't you dead already?

STOP GLOBAL WHINING!

Earth is full. Go home.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

You're as nutty as a bag of fruit and nuts without the fruit.

It's true, blonds do have more fun. But brunets remember it in the morning.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

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Favorite Books:Artemis Fowl (TOD, TTP, but I haven't read TAC yet -_-), A Series Of Unfortunate Events (10 and 13, but I love them all

Favorite TV Shows/ Movies: The Big Bang Theory, [can't remember title, the one with "I see dead people" ? OTL, I don't really watch TV that much...

Favorite Anime/Manga: Bleach (manga), Hetalia: Axis Powers (anime, subbed), Azumanga Daioh, InuYasha (manga)

Favorite Pairings:

Artemis Fowl:

Artemis x Minerva (PLEASE DON'T HURT MEEEEEEEEEEEE!)

Foaly x Opal (kind of a little joke, but it's cute, innit? They were in school together...)

Trouble x Holly

Pokemon:

James x Jessie

Gary x Ash

Hetalia: Axis Powers

Okay, so it's pretty much everything, but here's my favorites.

GerIta

Spamano

USUK/UKUS (WHY NOT? IT COULD HAPPEN!)

Giripan

PruCan

RoChu

LietPol/PolLiet (AGAIN!)

Randomness:

Me: OMIGOD ITS A PIECE OF PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!1!!

Wint: AAAAAAAAHH!

France's explination of sex, to Italy. Go google it.

I just found a Russia face! It amuses me. Here it is: ^J^

Lol.

You can copy/paste that to your profile, if you want. I don't see why though.

Memes, and other stuff.

-Hetalia character quiz!-

North Italy (Feliciano/Veneciano Vargas)

() You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
() You're very happy-go-lucky
(X) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
() You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy
() You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

3/ 10 for Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
(X) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

3/10 for Romano

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite foods.
() You like dogs.
() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
()You love rules and think they should always be followed to
() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
()You work very hard, too hard...
() Your alone time is your 'happy time'
() You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
() You've had issues with money once or twice

0/10 for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

() You're very mature
(X)You think everything over before saying it.
(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
() You isolated yourself during childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
() You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

5/10 for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(X) You love hamburgers
(X) You think you're awesome
(X) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
(X) You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
() You wear glasses

5/10 for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

() You like tea
() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
() You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

2/10 for England

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(X) You're very affectionate
(X) You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
(X) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
() You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
(X) You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

6/10 for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.
(X) You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
()You love vodka
() You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong
() You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

4/10 for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

(X) You're very mature
() You're very superstitious
(X) You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
(X) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
(X) You love Hello Kitty
(X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
() You work hard
() You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

7/10 for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

() You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite
(X) You love classical music
(X) You like cake
() You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
(X) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
(X) You've composed music before
() You tend to call people 'morons'
() You wear glasses

6/10 for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting
()You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
() You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
() You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

5/10 for Canada

Cuba

() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
(X) You like hot weather
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
() You look very tough on the outside
() You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

3/10 for Cuba

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth
(X)You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
() It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
() You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

7/10 for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
(X) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(X) You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
(X) You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
() You want to become stronger

5/10 for Prussia

-Hetalia Meme-

1. Russia
2. Hungary
3. England
4. China
5. Italy N
6. Italy S
7. Sealand
8. Austria
9. Canada
10. Prussia
11. Finland
12. Japan

1. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Russia x Japan? I… don't even want to think about that… really…

2. If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would top?
Romano x UK or UK x Romano? England would top, because Italies are perpetual ukes. As a rule.

3. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
Hungary x Prussia/vice versa. Canon, if you like that sort of
thing, but it's pretty much all hate. But still, SHIPPERS GALORE.

4. Is 4 het or slash better?
Slash, because he's so girly anyway. Het would be practically yuri.

5. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Feli x Tino? *is a lazy writer who wants to write short names* WTF. WHO FUCKING TOPS.

6. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9! (Baaaad joke . . . .;)
Why was Italy afraid of Sealand? Because Sealand Austria'd Canada!

7. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
… WHAT. THE. FUCK. I dunno, but can't you just picture Prussia forcing him to? ZOMG PLOT BUNNY MUST WRITE NOW!!!!!!! (except I'm too lazy to OTL)

8. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
… THIS AGAIN. . Ivan doesn't drink beer, he drinks vodka, Да? None, because he's a rapist, and who doesn't want Japan?

9. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
Neither one. They would both hurt him. One, badly. (So… does that mean Romano?)

10. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting “distracted” halfway through?
… BY FLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!

11. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.

DISNEY IS WITHOUT THIS LEVEL OF DEPTH AND VIOLENCE.

OTL.

12. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
…idk. I don't really do songfics, but how about "Behind Blue Eyes" by the Who? I dunno, it's the first thing that came to mind. Completely random.

13. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
NO. JUST NO. Th-that's j-just weird.

14. How hot would 7/3 be?
O.O In that order? Not very, but 3/7 might be kinda cute… or pedo…

15. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, “interesting” activities, what would their reaction be?
Sealand: O.O *runs off to find first person he sees*

Sealand: Excuse me, Prussia-san, but what are Mister Austria and Miss Hungary doing in the bedroom down the hall?

Prussia: *sweatdrop* W-well… ah…

Sealand: *leaves* Okay then… *is out of earshot*

Prussia: Ohoho… *

16. What’s 1’s secret kink?
What is that pipe for, anyway?

17. How about 6?
MOOSTACHE!

Sorry, but I couldn't think of anything else because I was just watching clips from dub episodes. OTL

18. Or perhaps 10?
...Do you REALLY want me to get into this? REALLY?

19. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?

WHUT.

Why the British Should Not Feed Others Their Food

idk XD

20. How about 2/4/6?
--ERROR MESSAGE—

Error: "Tari Unit" cannot think about this.

Reason: Too cracky.

Consequence: If this message is ignored, "Tari Unit"s brain will implode. This will be entirely your fault, and no, there is no refund.

21. Or even 7/8/9?
For Prussia's lulz. This is the one scenario where ukes CAN top.

Maybe It Wasn't

[Prussia's Fault]

22. So. 1 [Russia] has a relationship with 6 [Romano, but secretly wants 2 [Hungary]. 6 [Romano] knows this, and breaks up with 1 [Russia] to go pursue 3 [England, who’s with 11 [Finland]. 11 [Finland] is with 10 [Prussia, however, who’s cheating on 11 [Finland] with 8 [Austria]. 8 [Austria] finds out, and cheats with 7 [Sealand, who is, in turn, cheating on 4 [China]. 1 [Russia] pursues 2 [Hungary, who just broke up with 5 [Italy, who’s now after 9 [Canada]. 1 [Russia] gives up on this, and ends up with 12 [Japan, while 6 [Romano] finally ends up with 3 [England].

WHY ARE YOU SO STUCK ON THE RUSSIA/JAPAN?

23. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
NO. JUST NO. .

(unless it's just kink, not the real setting? But still, kinky Italy/Sealand? Wtf?)

24. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
Ummm… do you mean 1/8?

THAT. WOULD. BE. WEIRD.

25. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
Well… since it's het, Mattie would. But ONLY because it's het.

26. What if it was 3 and 9?
England. Because he SOMETIMES is seme.

(Mattie: WHAT WAS THAT, MAPLE?!?)

27. 4 and 9?
How many times do I have to tell you? MATTIE ALWAYS BOTTOMS. .

28. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
Probably. I know I do.

29. Or 2 het?
HECK YES. . There's not enough Hetalia girls for good yuri.

30. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
WHO FUCKING TOPS? I CAN"T WRITE A SEME-LESS FIC! OTL

31. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
They were both so cute! But this wasn't what she had in mind…

Idk lol I'm bad at summaries.

32. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
I DUNNO, GODDAMMIT! Does Britannia Angel count? He could make Peter a fairy… * PLOT BUNNEH!!!*mind dies*

33. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
No. But that might be interesting…

34. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?

Japan. SO GIVE GREECE YOUR CAMERAS, DAMMIT!!!! *lolreference*

-Hetalia Obsessed List-

You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when…

[X] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you

[X] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class

[X] When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look

[X] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay

[X] When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media

] When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language

[X] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you

[X] (the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them "everyone eventually becomes one with Russia" before walking away

] When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is

] When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia

] When you begin to notice all the jokes about China

[TN] When you try to make your own "idiot hair" and use two bottles of hair gel in the process

] When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. "Your ass is MINE, America!"

[X] When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them "Korea already invented that"

[X] When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China

[X] When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British

[X] When you're grade in Geography suddenly shoots up

[X] When others ask you what you mean by "England is so cute when he's Tsundere"

[X] When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you've ever heard:
o Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse?
o France: Don't you know, Ita-chan? It's what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me?

] When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear

] When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England's torso

[TN] When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations

] When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight

[X] When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he's "happy"

] When you realize you've memorized every single version of MaruKaite Chikyuu and sing them regularly

[X] When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic

[X] When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution

] When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website

[X] When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl

] When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively

[X] When you randomly scream "PASTA" and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke

[X] When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war

] When you know the songs "Fat na kare", "Oyayubi no Tsukaikata", "Makka na Ito", "Yokan", "Gibusu", "Lion", "Tetsukazu No Sekai" and "Utsukushii Namae", have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily

[X] When "True Italian Spirit" is only another way to say "We Surrender"

] When the song "Santa Clause is coming to Town" seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia

[X] When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars

[X] When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space

] When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them

[X] When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers

[X] When you realize there's always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms

] When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit

[X] When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare

[X] When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they're the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place

] When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Portugal

[X] When you want your own pink kitty backpack

[X] When "Flower-Egg" seems like the best name for your new puppy

[X] When England wearing America's jacket is probably one of the best things that's ever happened to you

[X] When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam

[X] When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it

] When you try and memorize the "Yakko's World" song just because you can imagine the countries while singing it

[X] When you don't feel like a nerd for knowing so much about history/geography

] When you find yourself attracted to bushy eyebrows, even thinking them sexy

[X] When, if something big happens in the world, you imagine the countries' reactions

] When, upon acting/cosplaying as Italy, you close your eyes and keep them closed to see if you can really function that way, only to realize that, no, you cannot

[X] When you try to plant random bits of Hetalia into your schoolwork, and marvel at the fact that you're the only one that knows what you're talking about

[X] When you wish your grandfather could be as awesome as Rome

[X] When the sound of bouncing beach balls (Ukraine's boobs) is now disturbing to you

[X] When you use your favorite / cosplayed country's name in place of your own

] When watching South Park, you find great embarrassment in the fact that you're composing your own episode in which the APH characters are present (A/N: Okay, I expect no one else to do this, but I do...so I put it on the list. It would be a good episode, too!)

] When you explain to your Geography teacher that Corsica isn't an island; it's Italy's nipple.

[X] When you find yourself doodling your history notes into a Hetalia-like situation, much to your teacher's dismay (ex: Spanish-American war for a Hetalia fan = Cuba getting pissed at Antonio and Alfred beating Antonio up before giving him a few bucks and skipping away).

[X] When you confuse the people around you by outwardly expression your frustration that you can't chose between countries to cosplay as ("I'm not sure whether to be Finland or Southern Italy!")

[X] When you purchase a dish at a restaurant specifically for the name (ex: I got Romano Chicken at the Cheesecake Factory)

] When you realize you're not sure how to react to the Hetalia: Paint it White! movie (Should we cringe at the…odd plot, or do we squeal at the MASSIVE amounts of fanservice?)

[X] When you begin to understand that you're pissing off those around you who don't know of Hetalia/those who don't like Hetalia

] When "Aiyah, 4000 Years" made you weap like a little girl

[X] When you find yourself following the World Cup just to root for your favorite country

[X] When the Yugioh the Abridged "America" references all have a double meaning to you

[X] When it aggravates you that people refer to male countries as "she" or "her"

[X] When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate

] When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit

[X] When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them

[X] When you find yourself suddenly a lot more aware of the current world situations because people did fanfictions and fanart about them

[X] When you start laughing at a world map because it's really more than just a placement of countries to you

[X] When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are

] You spend all day scouring the internet for country relations in a vain attempt to justify your crack pairings

] When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters

[X] When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference"

] When said friends start forming the pairings you support

[X] When you bribe your friend to say "Aru" at the end of every sentence

] When you know about more countries than your geography teacher

[X] When you start squealing in geography class

[X] When in history class you start making what you're learning about into a hetalia episode in your head

[X] When you obsessively search Hetalia MADs on Youtube and are confident you know most of them off by heart

[X] When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head

[X] When you see a book in the store called 'Your Erroneous Zones' and automatically touch (or want to touch) your hair

[X] When Charlie the Unicorn is tainted for life, thanks to England

[X] When you start chanting "kolkolkol" when someone annoys/angers you.

[X] When you're shocked that all the Ukrainian girls you see haven't fallen over yet due to figure disproportions.

[X] When you feel the need to violently mash your potatoes with a fork no matter what state they may be in.

[X] When you keep on denying that "It wasn't the Axis' fault! It was their bosses!" or "They were under their dark selves at those times!" (AN: It's because it's true!)

[X] When you know you improved in drawing and writing thanks to Hetalia

] When you keep on laughing and you relate to your dad everytime he watches the boxing videos of Ricky Hatton against Manny Pacquiao and you will mutter "Iggy probably still has a grudge against Firi-tan" or "Take that Arthur!" or "LOL England got defeated by a woman!!!"

] When you stalk Hidekaz Himaruya's blog and you are sad to know that he added new comics IN JAPANESE that most can't read

[X] When you attempt to sing "Country From Where the Sun Rises; Zipangu" And FAIL miserably to the point that your dog hates you for it. AND that you had fun singing "W.D.C. ~World Dancing~" since you were shouting random English at your computer. That and "Einsamkeit" made your heart melt when you read the english translations.

] When you rant about "Why they didn't finish RomaHeta" and you plan on making a flash of that AFTER you get a tablet

[X] When you realize that your notebook (that rarely has any notes) became your fanfiction notebook and is now ashamed to show it to your teacher

[X] When you absentmindedly face palm every time your mom says "Your house looks like Chinese" and will try to see Yao's reaction and face to that

[X] When going to the supermarket or hardware store, you look at where the product was made from and laugh (I saw something made in France and I was giggling) OR you saw a banner that says "International" and beside it were flags and you tried naming every flag.

] When you randomly scream out "DO NOT PUT THE NAME OF [insert country/human name here] IN VAIN!!!" when a person/comedian in TV makes a random comment and says something about [insert country here]

[X] When at the right moment, the song "Let's Boil Hot Water!" came on your Ipod and you start singing, adding a long "PASTAAAA~" at the end only to realize that the volume was on max, you were screaming and people where looking at you.

[X] When you sang "The Delicious Tomato Song" when you saw tomatoes in the grocery store

] When you complete all Marukaite Chikyuu and you have them in your Ipod (AN: I currently have twenty-two!)

[X] When the word "Invading" even without Vital Regions sounded dirty to you and you laugh

[X] When you REALLY question yourself how "Pangaea" is possible and you are trying to imagine how it works... and failing to imagine it properly without thinking of dirty thoughts

[X] When you apparently stalk this list and randomly adds new stuff in it when you had moments

[X] When 'Honda's Really Big Thing' becomes more humorous than it really should be...

[X] When you listen to "Blame Canada" from South Park and can't help laughing and shouting "MATTHEW!!!"

[X ] When someone mentions "Big Ben" you can't help but go scarlet and giggle like a school girl.

[X] When your teacher says that the alliance between Germany and Italy was "one of convenience" and you immediately reply, "IT'S TRUE LOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!"

[X] When you can't say international affairs with a straight face

[X] When you hear/see the name "Susan" and automatically think of Sweden.

[X] When you picture Hungary and Austria's wedding when you learn about them joining countries.

[X] When learning about Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece, or Ancient Egypt, you stop yourself from correcting the history teacher telling them, "It's Grandpa Rome, Mama Greece, and Mama Egypt!"

[X] When people ask you why America is your favorite country, you reply "Cause he's the hero! And the hero is always the best!"

[X] When you see the label "Made in China" you shout "HA! Take that Korea!"

[X] You think Maru Kaite Chikyuu should be the international anthem.

[X] You weep tears of joy when hearing about the fall of the Berlin Wall and say "It's a family reunion!" (In more ways than one)

[X] When you see someone spying on someone else, you have an urge to pull out a frying pan and say "Kami-sama, is this the right thing to do?!"

[X] When you spend half a day constructing a "You Know you're Obsessed with Hetalia when…"

-Copy/Paste Sentences-

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!'

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...(taken from Sir Spamalots profile)

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

Lewis's Law of Travel:
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

If it works, rip it apart and find out why.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile


If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are NowIf you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

if people always mispronounce you name caopy and paste this into your profile.

The Aztecs valued chocolate so highly it was worth more than a bar of gold to them. If you are a complete chocoholic, copy and paste this into your profile!

I have never done any of these but I think I will next time I go i Wal-Mart lol.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

I found these on someone's profile and thought they really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile.

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news fl ash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

You know you live in 2010 when:

1.) You ally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or msn.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off.

Copy and Paste this if you go and read your story on the site the second it is posted.

If you think the following story is sad copy and paste it in your profile

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge .

Mommy, I was a good , I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big , I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cant see,must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong

Or else I'm locked All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just get one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse My name he calls

I press myself Against the wall

I try and hide From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,I finally get free And I run for the door

He's already locked it And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its was much too late

His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain Again and againOh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped, copy and paste this poem into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile

If you think little siblings are annoying, copy this into your profile

If you have a profile do the oppesite of copying this to your profile, make the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not.

If you didn't get the thing above me copy this to your profile and that too. upthere.

If you love christmas because of all the free stuff copy and paste this to your profile.

If your neighbours came to knock on your door and ask for candy copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're mentally smacking yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're laughing your head off or just smiling copy and paste this to your profile.

If you just started laughing or smiling copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy and paste this into your profile. :D

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you ever had a crush on one of your friends copy this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you have ever done something embarrassing in front of your crush, copy and paste this into your profile

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

yeah, i am against flamers. i am for constructive criticism, though. if you want to copy and paste this, go ahead.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!(o_O) Now copy this into your freakin' profile!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. (I knew they were the same, but Mozart? WTF?)

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

2) If you think Sims game can sometimes be disgusting copy and paste this to your profile.

3) If you're feeling happy copy and paste this to your profile.

4) If you were copying this at 8:55 pm copy and paste this to your profile.

5) if you're dissapointed that you didn't get to copy and paste number 4 at 8:55 copy and paste this to your profile.

The opposite of delicious, I don't want to eat

The opposite of a distinguished person is a lech.

There are various kinds of opposites, but

When you say you really hate something, it's something I like a little.

The opposite of tears are, just as I thought, tears.

Completely happy is, in the end, just happy.

The child that cried yesterday will laugh tomorrow.

Today, today, today, something will change completely.

If a champion is toppled, he's just a normal person.

The earth is round, so it's easy to roll around.

But from there is the difference of kindness.

Which, which, whichever way you look, it'll stand back up again.

I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.

I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

Either shut up, or render me unconscious.

If you can't live without me, then why aren't you dead already?

STOP GLOBAL WHINING!

Earth is full. Go home.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

You're as nutty as a bag of fruit and nuts without the fruit.

It's true, blonds do have more fun. But brunets remember it in the morning.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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If you agree, that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123,MissMei92, animallover0109,BellaCullenVampirz, tarikitti.

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if you love making random 'copy and paste' thingies then well, Copy And Paste this onto your profile.

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If you're completly random like me, post this on your profile!!

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If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.

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My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

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Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you agree that there is no such thing is normal, copy this to your profile.

If you think that Chessur's smile is scary copy this to your profile

If you want to go to Underland just to meet the characters (I am a fangirl!) Copy this to your profile

Sirius Black...

...escaped azkaban...

...evaded death eaters...

...outwitted ministry...

killed by drapery

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?

and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile

If you support werewolf rights, copy and paste this into your profile.

Professionals are predictable; it’s the amateurs that are dangerous. (Unknown)

"Even the wise cannot see all ends." (The Fellowship of the Ring; Gandalf)

"Man is many things, but he is not rational." (The Picture of Dorian Grey)

A man once said, ”Genius is not being very smart, genius is thinking different from others.”

Man’s purpose is what he makes it to be. Scientists can argue over the facts all they want, but it’s always your choice on what you want your purpose to be, at one point or another in your life.

"Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones," from anonymous.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. - Unknown

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." Albus Dumbledore, the Philosopher’s Stone.

'All truth passes through three stages, first, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." Arthur Schopenhauer

"Potter, show respect for your former Professors," said McGonagall. "While he did have the minor drawback of You-Know-Who possessing him and that fake stutter, Professor Quirrell did have a decent understanding of his materials. Professor Lockhart...okay, Potter, you win on that one." Passage from a Harry Potter fanfic. Try to guess which one!

"Power doesn't always make a monster, people do."

A man can smile, and smile, and be a villain. Shakespeare

If wishes were fishes we'd all live in the sea.

Normality is relative, and every one is insane to some one else's view of normal.

Being normal is vastly overrated! - Aggie Cromwell in Halloweentown

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.(AKA. Drinking Buddies)

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can not imagine what you did before you knew about Fanfiction even if it was less than 3 months ago, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

"We leaveimmediately!" "But what about dinner?!" "We leave in five hours!"

Forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

If you find yourself in a hole, make mud pies from the dirt.

I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Sometimes I wonder... 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?' And then - it hits me.

PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!... Tomorrow...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (once in Spanish lol)

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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle (or yell at) some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.

No one even reads these anymore... if you're the kind of person who DOES read every single one, copy and paste!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. (too many times to count!)

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (ditto)

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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If you haven't ever actually killed anyone... YET... copy and paste. (heh heh; now you HAVE to copy and paste - that or confess your GUILT!!)

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If you ever pointed at a household object and said 'Accio!', copy and paste this.

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If you have ever had a dream about Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Twilight has more fame than it's worth...but read it obsessively anyway...copy and paste.

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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 267 - Words: 90,233 - Reviews: 5648 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 7/23/2009
Return to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline is once again pulled into the uncreatively titled world of fanfic as civil war breaks out. Will Nikki overcome administrative frustrations? Will her kid sister Jenna ever become a mighty evil overlord? Will D escape telling her origin story? Will Aline ever figure out what's going on? Of course not. Don't be silly.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,037 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Smells like love by Darkblacklily reviews
England's latest spell has backfired, again. Instead of a spell to make everyone fall in love with his cooking, they have fallen in love with HIM, and they won't leave him alone. Will he be able to survive all of their 'affections? ?/England England/?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,770 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
40 of the Best and Worst Harry Potter PickUp Lines by magic.is.out.there reviews
Exactly what the title says - read how different characters from different eras hit on each other using these pick-up lines! Will it lead to love or a slap across the face?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Marauders
I'd Be Rich by MoonlightM4gic reviews
A rampant thought gets into L's head and he decides to satisfy his curiosity on the matter. LxL. Rated M, for lemon in later chapters.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,459 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Hetalianess by jmp22895 reviews
This is just the kind of random hetalia idiocy that pops into my head. Nothing linear. Nothing too sensical. No real topic, whatever. Note: each of these could really be oneshots unless there are roman numerals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,859 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011
A Nib's Babble by xybolic reviews
Artemis Fowl flash fictions. These are mostly humourous anecdotes, written to accommodate my breeding plot bunnies. Chapter 31: "Artemis, mon ami, I am concerned."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/27/2010
Iceland's Fridge by Pierrot Of Words reviews
Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
The Game by Beyond-The-Winter reviews
America finds out about a game his states have been playing when he hasn't been looking, and finds out that they aren't as innocent as hoped. T to be safe, rating might move up later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,078 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - America
When Artemis Met Authoress And Went Insane by BlackMajikk reviews
In which WAY too many traumatizing things happen, incuding the Return of the Authoress, The Absence of Fish, A Flat and Round and Squishy Eeelephant, and The Introduction that is Better Than Pie. This is what REALLY happens post-Time Paradox. Don't let t-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Artemis F.
Text me, TTYL! by freshia reviews
Gakuen Hetalia AU. Follow the lives of just some regular Hetalia High teens in highschool - Through text messages, IM's, Facebook, and any other electronic means of communication! Will probably be lots of pairings later on. Human names used. Chapter 10!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,580 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010
Baltics with Issues by Crazee Canadia reviews
Based of Llamas with Hats on YouTube. There is a Carl for each Baltic to play - because there are three Llamas with hats - and other FilmCow Hetalia parodies!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Lithuania, Latvia - Complete
Smiles, Laughter, Tears by frikadeller reviews
Russia/America/England threesome. De-anon from kink meme. Various drabbles with fluff/smut. Warning for England's kink.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
The Tin Man by Skandar-Loves-Redvines reviews
"Baby, this ain't Kansas anymore." ::RoseScorpius freeverse for Allya Ride::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Warmth by MerryMusician reviews
In a time before people, in a land where cold and grey rule, what does a little country do? Little Russia oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Russia
modern who's up first by r.a.b. shoulda lived reviews
most of us know of Abbott and Costello's skit who's up first. But, what would happen if this happenned now, with computers instead of baseball? Got it in an e-mail thought you guys would like it. Don't own the original.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Psycho by TropicanaLemonadeOnASunnyDay reviews
A collection of gore, raping, and nations gone psycho. Squeamish beware!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2011
The Discovery of Fanfiction by TheCatchingLightAlchemist reviews
L calls an important meeting. Crack ensues. Spoilers for real name's and ending of series. T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Where'd That Manual Go? by Italiangurlinamessedupworld reviews
What does a day in my life revolve around ever since that fateful click? Chaos, that's what. One day a girl, who was bored out of her mind ordered some "Hetalia Units" at the time she had no clue what she'd just done. Based off of LolliDictator's Manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,631 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Russia, South Korea
The Truth About Who? by Perryels reviews
Matt is intrigued and freaks about how weird and conceiving nursery rhymes really are.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Old Spice Hetalia Style by Dattebayo Girl reviews
Each Country takes his/her crack at the "I'm on a Horse" routine. Taking requests. Seventh Chapter Contains: Spain, N Italy, Cuba, New Zealand, and Australia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Spain, N. Italy
Hetalia Murder Mystery by Avatar2016 reviews
When England invites some nations to his mansion, there is an unseen murderer among them. One by one the countries are killed. Rated T for violence and swearing :3 Finished. :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,670 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
How Latvians and Sealanders take care of ASLs by Crazee Canadia reviews
A chat room, Peter, and Raivis - all mixed into a fluffy story that includes some SeaLat at the end, and some mentioned others - including a certain character that needs love advice. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
The Brownie by FireLamp reviews
You know you've got great friends when three of them start threatening you for the sake of a brownie. Rated T for Denmark's language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Finland - Complete
Roses Are Red by pineapple desu reviews
One-shots thrown together. Mainly NorIce. May contain one-sided DenNor and SLIGHT IceSey. Mostly just crack, though.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Greece And Cats by Cxisbest reviews
China introduces Greece to the wonders of Shinattty-Chan. And Japan blinks. Pure Crack, One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Greece, China - Complete
The Allies and the Mysterious Ticking Noise by Dattebayo Girl reviews
What IS that mysterious ticking noise, fellow Allies? Say, it is kind of catchy. Parodied Potter Puppet Pals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
All That I Asked For by Crazee Canadia reviews
Written whenever I heard that Sept. 2 was Peter's birthday. Fluffy fail that has SeaLat in it - and Peter's other family. oOo rated T for not much kissing oOo
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Spider by Crazee Canadia reviews
Raivis never did like spiders... rated T for Tino's and Raivis' - yes, Raivis' - foul mouths. I'm pretty sure you can relate, and I'm also sure that the romance thing kinda shine through if you take off the sunglasses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sealand, Latvia - Complete
Attack of the Puffins by pineapple desu reviews
A dozen puffins plus a plan to take over the world plus a snowball fight equals Nordic crack. No pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
A Sailor's Amusement Park Adventure by Crazee Canadia reviews
Peter, Berwald, Tino, Toris, Eduard, and Raivis go to the amusement park as a surprize get together. When Berwald gives the youngest boys a challenge, will they complete them, or have to do laundry for a week? Beware, there is plently of fluff inside...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Ghost by PurgatorioOnna reviews
Poem from Your Sugar Sits Untouched by Emilie Autumn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
APHBlood by englandkirklandftw reviews
America and Russia explore together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Of Love Letters and Lilies by kingofthenorth reviews
Liechtenstein and Latvia pursue a romance through a series of love letters, unbeknownst to a particular Russian man, and an armed Swiss boy as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Latvia, Liechtenstein
Heterosexualia by dreams.of.destiny reviews
Crackfic. In which the female nations try to put the OW in yaoi and the male nations try to put the HET in Hetalia. Naturally, massive cast list and even larger pairing list ensues. Sort of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
Prussia's little rant by Shea Rya reviews
It speaks for itself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Albino Magpie reviews
Toris is going insane. As insane as him. RussLiet
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
It's all nice and cute to work at the UN… not by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*Various pairings, CRACK* One poor human working for the UN is asked to find a certain Finnish diplomat. On his search, he finds out more than he’d ever wanted to know about many of those ‘strange foreign diplomats’.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,967 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
Uses for Ivan's coat by LongliveA.Monk reviews
Peter and Raivis discover fun uses for Ivan's giant coat. Cuteness galore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Beating by Kimbley A-Splode reviews
Toris is becoming as mentally cracked as Ivan. It starts here....
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Lithuania
Lies, Lies, and More Lies by InvisibleMonsters24 reviews
All Mello wants is some attention, but no, god forbid Matt puts down his video games for more then two seconds.- Disclaimer, I don't own anything.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Kawaii Alcoholics by Kaden Frontae reviews
It's Sea-Kun's first night alone and Latvia comes over to visit. Cuteness and alcoholic references ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sealand, Latvia - Complete
The Pony by keishicherry reviews
Italy gets a pony--everyone shoots it. Crack fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Excessive Sun Exposure May Cause Misunderstandings by chocolate-musubi reviews
Another story in which someone gets the wrong idea. The Axis Powers take a trip to that gosh darned island for a vacation. However, when the temperature goes up, things go downhill... When Germany goes insane, things get quite funny...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Germany, Japan - Complete
Russian and Baltic Borscht by Seto's Nice Girl reviews
Latvia shows Sealand a side of himself that no one else as seen before...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Alice and Bella vs WalMart by Skipperdee171 reviews
Alice is bored. Bella is hyper. And Walmart is open 24/7. Based off of those "Things to do at Walmart" lists
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Bella
Christmas at the Kennel by R.J. Moony reviews
Christmas Chaos at the pups' flat. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Attack of the Care Bears by Polezrael reviews
We must take into account that I have a strange mind. Some people say I have a creative way with words, but whatever. Please review!
Care Bears - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 10/4/2003