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Joined 12-06-10, id: 2645064, Profile Updated: 09-02-11
Author has written 4 stories for Ashes to Ashes.

I've spent years on this site being an anonymous lurker, only to sign up in order to give feedback to deserving starving fanfic writers; fuelling their terrible, terrible addiction to fanfiction. However, encouraged by several of these harpies, I have found myself putting pen to paper (or fingertips to keys as it were) and writing stories for the first time since I was in my preteen era, where I was gently pushed by several slavedrivers with whips (English teachers) into writing, nearly a decade ago. And so, like a drug, my addiction to writing began; the reviewers being my drug dealers. Therefore, I beg you to please read and review my fics or even feel free to write me a message if you just want a chat, I'm very kind. Honest.

If you made it this far, I'm assuming you actually want to know more about myself, though lord knows why. So anyways, here's a few brief pointers:

I'm doing a barely passable impersonation as a university student from Adelaide, Australia. I major in engineering, but don't let that put you off. My taste in fiction includes mostly humour, occasionally drama. Also, I'm a (not so) closet romantic, and an occasional angst wench. And on special occasions, I dabble in smut fics (but don't tell my mother).

My current obsession is with Ashes to Ashes, with a long standing Buffy addiction. Other fandoms I dabble in sporadically are Life on Mars, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Torchwood and anything that involves my master, Joss Whedon.

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A Day In the Life of Perlmutter by KateFaulkner24 reviews
The life and times of New York's most sarcastic coroner... And everyone else is an idiot. (Spoilers through 5x10 "Significant Others")
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - S. Perlmutter
Replacement by myrtillez reviews
"The only thing we were all sure of: the 12th precinct had a heavy past and Kate Beckett was a wounded woman"
Castle - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Kate B. - Complete
Concerning the Unlikely Benefits of Polyjuice Potion by m81170 reviews
In Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, two things overtook the school: Dolores Umbridge and PRICKS - The Polyjuice Romance Inspired Cupid Kissing Service. Both disturbed him greatly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Fred W., George W., Harry P. - Complete
The Morning Stories by fialka62 reviews
When you wake up in the morning, you never know if this might be your last. Kate is shot, and Castle is staying as close as he can get. A series-in-progress.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,974 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Kate B., Rick C.
In The Dark by the-shiny-girl reviews
What is worth fighting for when you are lost in the darkness and at the mercy of a man who has lost everything? How to find a will to live?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,567 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Minute to Midnight by FabullusVeranius reviews
With Chris and Shaz's wedding just around the corner, Alex and Gene seek comfort in each other. But something lurks in the shadows, and soon the team are embroiled in a desperate race against time to save life, love and each other. Gene/Alex, Chris/Shaz.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,661 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
Baby, Don't You Break My Heart Slow by PinkGemz27 reviews
Originally a post-ep7 one shot that's run on a little. Spoilers for series 3. Rated M for safety due to strong language in Chapter 1 but probably a T-rating.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010
The False Kiss by EightEminus reviews
A few drug addicts found dead seems like an open-and-shut case to Gene. However, the case turns into an adventure that pushes Gene and Alex to their limits physically, "professionally and in... in other ways." GALEX Now Complete
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Repercussions by Solo Lady reviews
Follows "Aftershock." After the events surrounding Operation Rose, Alex and Gene find their way back to trusting each other again. But there are unforeseen changes in store for Fenchurch East, and they find they need to depend on each other even more.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,908 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
Because Love Battles by Fabullus reviews
"I want to show you that I'm not perfect. I want to prove to you that I'm human." Gene/Alex.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
Dangerous Game by JillianCasey reviews
Beckett is jealous. Castle wants to play a game. This could be dangerous.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Engaged Before the First Date by iheartwriting reviews
When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,125 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3719 - Favs: 3,340 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Random Acts by EastAnglia reviews
Alex, Gene, a random act and its aftermath. WARNING: CONTAINS NON-CONSENSUAL THEMES!
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,378 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009
Magnetic Moment by kalina-blue reviews
FWHG My take on the marriage law, but I created a loophole. A story about the beginning of Fred and Hermione's relationship and their struggle to be accepted by their friends and families. Will they be able to prove that opposites do attract?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,218 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Triple Word Score by grainweevil reviews
Gene, Alex, Ray and Chris while away time at a stakeout by playing Scrabble. Rated T for language and bucket-loads of innuendo.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
The Denial of George Weasley by Victoria Humblydum reviews
Fred isn't dead. He's just hiding. It's all a joke. George is sure of it. And he'll stop at nothing to find his brother. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3336 - Favs: 5,634 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Die Trying by HippyNikki reviews
Who was Buffy's Watcher in The Wish? And how does he react to a phone call saying his Slayer has been killed in action?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Wesley W., Buffy S. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Vegemite Chronicles by AussieBullDog reviews
Chapter 4 is up - The Scoobies have gotten their Vegemite back again, and everything seems fine. But when it comes to Vegemite, can anybody really be trusted?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2002 - Published: 3/7/2002
Super Food World by Valerie X reviews
Spike and Buffy go grocery shopping. Post DMP. Not as stupid as it sounds, I promise.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,526 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2002 - Published: 3/17/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
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Conversations reviews
Gene and Alex are stuck in a car all night on a stakeout. What shall they do to amuse themselves? Rated T for Gene Hunt being himself.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - G. Hunt, A. Drake
Sharon's Dilemma reviews
Filling in most of the gaps that were left wide open between series two and three for the members of CID who were left behind. What happened between Chris and Shaz? Why did Sharon become so disillusioned with the Met?
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - S. Granger, C. Skelton - Complete
Ray's Secret reviews
Ray does something that he would be ashamed to let his friends and colleagues know about. Oneshot.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2010 - R. Carling - Complete
A Fleeting Memory reviews
A view inside Alex's head as she starts to forget Molly. Set somewhere in the middle of series 2. Oneshot.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2010 - A. Drake - Complete