G' Day Mates! Aushi here. I have decided to finally make a name for myself and get up here. Name is Steve A. Kirkland. You will not ask me what the 'A' stands for. If you do, I will not tell you, even if you pin me down and treaten to cut off my curls. Anywho~ I am also known as the country of Australia, a island nation/contienent down below the equater. I am constantly annoyed daily by my little brother New Zealand (sighs and glares at him) Worse than Korea I tell you, cunning as a dunny rat. Anyway, here is a little about myself. Name: Of course I said it above, Steve A. Kirkland. Brothers: Peter Kirkland (Sealand), Iwi Krikland (New Zealand), Adopted siblings= Alfred F. Jones (United States of America), Matthew P. Williams (Canada) Sister: Araluen Kirkland (WY) Father: Arthur Kirkland (England/ The United Kingdom of Great Britian and Northern Ireland) Mother: (Unknown) WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME ENGLAND YOU BLOODY WANKER!!! I am a strong tall nation, about maybe an inch under America, or even a cm, about 5' 9" or 176 cm for those of you who care. *smiles* I have emrald green eyes, a trait I gained from my father of course. He also gave me these cursed eyebrows, though I wasn't cursed like Hong Kong was, its just a family trait of course. I have short dark brown hair that is just as wild as my personality, along with two curls on the right side of my head. You pull them...and you die... *koala glare*I wear a band-aid on my nose, please don't touch it, it is very sensitavie... *stops* I don't mean in that way you perverted people. *glares* That sensitivity is for my curls and my eyebro- *stops* I shouldn't have told you that... blast it all. *sighs* I also wear my Aussie Hat on my back along with my koala shela. She is okay at times but...she is evil and has constantly tried to kill me. I swear she is a drop bear and not a koala *shudders* I am also one of the few nations that actually sees Matthew, or as a few of you may call him Canada. *stops* What do you mean you don't know who canada is? He is Matthew Williams... has blonde hair like France's? *groans* He is America's twin... *facepalm* Now you remember him. *sighs* I love animals and have plenty of pets including my Koala, Shela; my Black Dingo, Dozer; My Kangaroo, Boomer; my Crocodile, Widow; my Tiger Snake, Fang; and my Tazmainia Tiger, Yale. He is the last of his kind... poor fellow but he gets along with Dozer just fine. I also don't mind having a blue everynow and then, not wars mind you, never declared war and never will, (unless it is with New Zealand, he gropes me again and I swear I WILL declare war for the firsttime in my life.) but a couple of small spars are alright with me. I am scared to death of Antartica, she is like a second Belarus, and she is FREEZING! Do you know how bad it hurts when she touches me?! Its Buuurrrnnnnsssssss. I never knew something so cold could hurt me like I was touched with a hot poker. She stalks me, and I want nothing of her. So at all the meetings I am usually far, far away from her, usually in the same corner as Russia so she won't bother me. She hates Russia, and fears him and General Winter so I am pretty safe if I am near him when she is there. I love to sing, espically in my Sydney opera house, after all, it has the best acoustics. I love music in general, I guess it is just a hobby of mine, though I have never played an instrument, I can play by ear on basically anything. It strikes me as odd with my father having no music ability other than rocking out on a electric guitar. I tend to like Country songs more, it the most popular music industry in my country. I also am a clear gentleman, I may look wild but I am kind and loving underneath this tough aussie apperance. I am a real softy and a romantic at heart. Unlike my father who is a ex-punk as France describes it. I myself was claimed to be a criminal by England and he abandonded me on this spit of an island. *sighs* America constantly annoys me at times, but he is a really cool guy to hang out with. *smirks* And, he is one of the strongest people I have ever met, never won a blue with him. And his brother Canada, I believe he is strong as his brother, but he is just so shy and sweet.*blushes slightly* I look forward to every meeting we have. *clears his thraot* Back to business I will tell you about my past (perhaps skipping a few MINOR details, hee...hee...hee... *sweatdrop*) History: Of course I was found by by that ponney England, I was a wild little thing when he first had me and was a real rebel compared to America and Mattie. I was the last colony England had founded and I am still a part of England... unfortunately... *sighs* Oh well aside from that I was founded in 1606 March. I was named after some guy landed on Vanuatu, and 'thinking it was my Island' named it La Australia del Espiritu Santo, also known in ENGLISH as The Great South Land of the Holy Spirit. So I am the Great South Land. Very Special... = =. Anyway~ Onward with the historical stuff... even for a nation history is BORING! |