CranberryShades
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Joined 01-11-10, id: 2213084, Profile Updated: 01-13-11

Yes! Fantastic. An opportunity to describe myself; here goes...I am absolutely, totally, awesomely amazing. True story. Frickin' Awesome. Wicked good! Starting to think, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to do this while being delirious!

Oh well, good thing I'm awesome and never make mistakes. TOTALLY! Ich bin fantastiche.

I have silver shoes.

I am bored and wasting my life - the prime of it.

Sighs

I don't have any skills. Dang! Frickin' Idiot. Get your own tots! Gosh.

Don't you just love those long, rainy afternoons in North Angleterre when an hour isn't an hour but a little piece of eternity?

John Wayne! Bang. Bang.

2011 = I know my fics seem to be on hiatus, but I am currently working abroad and the govt here has banned FF.net access from my internet provider! I am trying to figure out a way to continue posting - for my own sake!

Find me on Twitter - @CranberryShades and ADF [www.adifferentforest.com]- the most awesomest place on the interwebz!

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Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10844 - Favs: 12,320 - Follows: 12,825 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7774 - Favs: 5,515 - Follows: 3,672 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3181 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,041 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete