CrystalxClearxConfusion
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Hello, people of Earth, Mars, and Texas! You have reached the profile of CrystalxClearxConfusion. Please sit back and enjoy the ride. Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, for this will be a bumpy ride.

Hi! My name is CrystalxClearxConfusion. I don't wanna give out my real name, but if you wanna call me Nan I'm fine with that. It's nowhere NEAR my real name, but whatevs. I'm not a very interesting person, so I don't see why you would've came here. But, you must've came here for something, so I"ll list some stuff. I have medium length dark brown hair and very dark brown eyes, bordering on black. I'm not really short, but also not tall. Sort of in the middle for someone to have been born in '97. Whoops, there goes my age. O well. My favorite three colors are black (I know it's not a color, but there is no need to be technical), red, and purple. I'm currently obsessed with Green Day. I change my obsessions a lot. Yesterday, it was My Chemical Romance and Fruits Basket (the best anime/manga EVER!), and today it's Green Day and Umbrella Academy (the best comic EVER!). I'm a very loud and random person (well, most of the time), and that makes me different from everyone else. I'm proud of who I am, and I'm not going to change for anyone. EVER!

My best friends in the whole world have accounts on here too, so I'm gonna list their names down here so you can check out their stories. I get my influences from these guys:

AllApologies451994: My BEST friend. We've known each other (practically) all our lives. She's the reason I made this account.

nelbyisthemasterofpenguins: AllApologies and I both met her in the third grade when she moved into our school. AllApologies (I'll just call her Andrea) was her first friend and introduced her to me and a few of our other friends. Her real name is Shelby, but shh... No one shall ever know I told you ;)

Margaret .hoops1996.: My other best friend. Andrea and I have known Margaret since Kindergarten. We've been the three amigos pretty much all our lives. She's the random one of the group. Well, we're all random, but she's the most random.

Monkey Fighter Ninja: Not really one of my friends, because he's 20 years older than I am, but he's still awesome. He's one of my HUGE influences, because his stories are so humorous. Of course, he doesn't like romance, so I only take comedy from him. So if you like any of my comedy stories to come out later, thank this guy.

Okay, if there is one thing you absolutely NEED to know about me, it's I'm a complete music freak. I listen to mainly punk and rock, but sometimes I occasionally listen to metal and pop. I don't really LIKE pop, necessarily, but I can stand listening to Adam Lambert and Lady GaGa. I relate everything to music. So much, when someone is feeling happy or sad or whatever, I sing a song to fit the mood. Right now, if I had to choose a theme song, it would be Minority by Green Day, because I wanna be different from everyone else. I don't wanna be like everyone else, or I'll be brainwashed and not be myself anymore. ...Also, as you can see, I'm paranoid. For a song about paranoia, check out Basket Case by Green Day. ...Okay, I'm done with that now.

Now, what would a profile be without copy and paste things and quotes? Crappy, that's what. So, a bunch of random copy and paste things, followed by some of the greatest quotes of all time. In my opinion, that is:

If you are not dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you don't see him, GOD is always there. If you believe in GOD, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. If you are part of the two percent that would be over in a corner laughing at everyone else's stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

80 percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are part of the 20 percent who DOES know the difference and wants to slug those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

80 percent of writers don't know the difference between "to" and "too". If you are part of the 20 percent who DOES know the difference and wants to slug those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something whenever you talk about it all of your friends get this glazed look, copy and paste this into your profile. (My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Umbrella Academy by Gerard Way, Twilight...)

If you are not me, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Miley Cyrus was to jump off a roof, 96 percent of teenagers would commit suicide. If you are part of the 4 percent who would be chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy and paste this into your profile.

80 percent of teenagers have switched to rap. If you are part of the 20 percent who rock out every day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know who Pansy is and what horrible death she faced, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against homophobia copy and paste this into your profile.

MORE COPY AND PASTE THINGYS TO COME LATER!!

Okay, here comes some of the greatest quotes of all time. Are you ready? You better be! Let's venture to the next section of my profile: QUOTES!

Homophobia is gay. (Frank Iero)

If life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing? (Gerard Way in "Dead!")

Everyone knows that Smarties can get you high, so it's pointless to give them out during No Drug week. (Some dude in sixth grade)

You should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you kind of have to die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself in order to become a new person. (Gerard Way)

Thank you for the coffee. (00.05 from Umbrella Academy)

It's a land of sweets... and joy... and joynes... (that pink unicorn from Charlie the Unicorn)

I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy. (Dory from Finding Nemo)

If you believe hard enough, and dig deep enough, all your dreams will come true... (Spongebob)

Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you. (Kurt Cobain in "Territorial P...ings")

Natural enemies are the same as friends. (Kurt Cobain in "Radio Friendly Unit Shifter")

I was so proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't. (Kurt Cobain)

This band is metal as in there is a lot of metal in our instruments and quite a bit of metal in my belt buckle as well. (Mikey Way)

I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? (Gerard Way)

There is much less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops. (Mikey Way)

Violence is an energy from here to eternity. (Billie Joe Armstrong in "Know Your Enemy")

They gave us two shots to the back of the head and we're all dead now. (Gerard Way in "I Never Told You What I Do For a Living")

Teenagers scare the living s... out of me. (Gerard Way)

Down with the moral majority, 'cause I wanna be the minority. (Billie Joe Armstrong in "Minority")

You have to be pretty ugly to call an ugly girl that. (That one guy in an anime called The Wallflower can't think of his name. Sue me)

I'll be just fine pretending I'm not. (Bert McCracken in "All That I've Got")

Did you seriously just stump your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV. (Jacob Black from Eclipse)

Let's start a riot! (Adam Gontier in "Riot")

No one will ever change this animal I have become. (Adam Gontier in "Animal I Have Become")

SETH! GET YOUR FURRY BUTT BACK TO LA PUSH!! (Leah from Breaking Dawn)

Nothing lasts forever and we both know hearts can change. (Axl Rose in "November Rain")

Fear is only in our minds, but it's taking over all the time. (Amy Lee in "Sweet Sacrifice")

Do you know what's worth fighting for when it's not worth dying for? (Billie Joe Armstrong in "21 Guns")

I'm walking down the line that divides me somewhere in my mind. (Billie Joe Armstrong in "Boulevard of Broken Dreams")

Hi. I broke my butt. (Patrick from Spongebob)

We're not the ones you're meant to follow. (Billie Joe Armstrong in "American Idiot")

What's 'the thing'!? (Yuki from Fruits Basket)

What we have just witnessed here is what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an a--'. (Shigure from Fruits Basket)

Sometimes I give myself the creeps. (Billie Joe Armstrong in "Basket Case")

O yea! One time we got held hostage! (Frank Iero)

I burn everything and call it Cajun. (Frank Iero)

I walk this empty street on the boulevard of broken dreams. (Billie Joe Armstrong in "Boulevard of Broken Dreams")

When you're kissing a guy with a beard, it's different. (Gerard Way)

I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude. (Gerard Way)

I am error. (Error duh from Legend of Zelda II)

The cake is a lie. (Portal)

Who needs drugs when you have cookies and guns? (it's on the back of Umbrella Academy: Dallas #3 I think)

All we're interested in is candy and instant armageddon, and we have 20 dollars for more red licorice and more killing power than we know what to do with. (Cha-Cha from Umbrella Academy)

Sorry, I know nothing. (someone from Zelda II)

Ugh, I keep trying to get the thing in the thing but it keeps bending... (Andrea while trying to put a picture up... I got the wrong idea at first...)

If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see you can find out firsthand what it's like to be me. (Gerard Way in "The End.")

So make the best of this test and don't ask why. It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time. (Billie Joe Armstrong in "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)")

Hmm... 'Look right'... These are words to live by, my friends. (Krist Novoselic)

And like the blade you stain, I'll be holding on tonight. (Gerard Way in "Helena")

It's not anti-American, it's anti-war. (Billie Joe Armstrong commenting on "American Idiot")

'Cause we are all a bunch of liars. Tell me baby, who do you wanna be? (Gerard Way in "Kill All Your Friends")

Look at me with my pretty tiara and bracelet, I'm a f--ing princess! (Gerard Way)

We'll be blinded by the lies in your eyes. (Billie Joe Armstrong in "Know Your Enemy")

This s-- is easy peasy pumpkin peasy pumpkin pie motherf--er! (Gerard Way)

If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first. (Kurt Cobain in "Very Ape")

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. (Billie Joe Armstrong in "Minority")

I've seen it all here, I was here first. (Kurt Cobain in "Very Ape")

O how wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying. (Gerard Way in "Our Lady of Sorrows")

I won't explain, or say I'm sorry. I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scar. (Gerard Way in "Welcome to the Black Parade")

Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands. Drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, Romeo. (Gerard Way in "The Sharpest Lives")

You're an animal, Cha-Cha. (Hazel from Umbrella Academy)

So raise your glass high for tomorrow we die to return from the ashes you call. (Gerard Way in "Mama")

Wow. That was anti-climatic. (Hazel from Umbrella Academy)

Here comes the rain again falling from the stars. Drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are. (Billie Joe Armstrong in "Wake Me Up When September Ends")

As my memories rest, but never forgets what I lost. (Billie Joe Armstrong in "Wake Me Up When September Ends")

You said you read me like a book, but the pages are all torn and frayed out. (Gerard Way in "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)")

They all cheat at cards and the checkers are lost. My cellmate's a killer, they make me do pushups in drag. (Gerard Way in "You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison")

Nobody cares if you're losing yourself. Am I losing myself!? (Gerard Way in "You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison")

If you got the money, honey, we got your disease. (Axl Rose in "Welcome to the Jungle")

You thought you were there to guide me. You were only in my way. (Adam Gontier in "Just Like You")

We have no use for the truth and now's the time for us to lose. (Adam Gontier in "Now or Never")

It's okay to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feelings. (Kurt Cobain in "Something in the Way")

So there me and Gerard were, sitting on the porch, talking about how uncool Gerard is. (Mikey Way)

I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you. (Kurt Cobain in "Lithium")

Teenage angst has paid off well, but now I'm born alone. (Kurt Cobain in "Serve the Servants")

Nothing's ever built to last. (Billie Joe Armstrong in "21 Guns")

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not. (Kurt Cobain)

And I was like... whoa. I just killed a lot of plants. (Gerard Way)

I don't care what the other boys say, I'll be a cheerleader if I want to! (Gerard Way)

Frank: Has Goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: F-- off, it's meese.

People say moose are all gentle and goofy, but they're not. They're f--ing animals! (Bob Bryar)

Sometimes she feels like dying. She gets so sick of crying. (Billie Joe Armstrong in "Extraordinary Girl")

She sees the image of herself and admits she wants to sell to anyone willing to buy. (Billie Joe Armstrong in "Extraordinary Girl")

Some dude forgot name... again: So, what did you think of Ellen's book?
Frank: It made me a f--ing lesbian!

Ooo, look at me, being an idiot! (The Seance possessing Cha-Cha from Umbrella Academy)

Yea, I'm kinda upset that I have to die tomorrow. (Mikey Way commenting on "Ghost of You" video)

Yea, all we gotta do now is keep Mikey away from them toasters. (Frank Iero)

More to come later!

Paranoia reviews
This is a story of a child Bella Swan with paranoia. But when she meets the new boy, Edward Cullen, he tries to help her understand everything's not out for her. Crappy summary, I know. Story is better than it sounds, trust me :D Hinted BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella, Edward