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Joined 12-08-10, id: 2647809, Profile Updated: 01-09-14
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

About me:

Eyes: Grey/Green/Light blue [Don't really know, they change all the time]

Gender: I am a female

Age: Under 20

Favourite Naruto Characters:

-Naruto

-Itachi

-Sakura

-Deidara

-Sasori

-Every other Akatsuki member

-Suigetsu & Jūgo

-Sand Siblings

-Kiba

And there are many more but I can't be bothered putting them down.

Favourite Naruto Couples:

-Naruto/Hinata [Only if they are in character or the story has a good plot]

-Sakura/Sasuke [Only if it's good and well written]

-Sakura/Akatsuki [I know this one might seem weird but whatever]

-Naruto/Ino [Again I don't know what I was thinking when I looked this one up]

-Jiraiya/Tsunade [Because they were made for each other!]

-Shikamaru/Temari [She completes him]

Other Shows I Watch:

- Young Justice

- Justice League

- Justice League: Unlimited

- NCIS

- Avatar the Last Airbender

- Once Upon a Time


Amusing little sayings I liked.

Hey I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I can diet.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman:Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.

Little Sister: Your Ugly.
You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...

Friend: Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion?
You: Yeah, so I see...all spotty

Friend: I've just come back from the Beauticians
You: Pity it was closed...

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

Friend: I've changed my mind...
You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?

Boss: Employees like that don't grow on trees you know...
You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them...

Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...

Man: Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: You know, you're dead right...I want you to go away!

Work Colleague: Do you find me entertaining?
You:I reckon you are too dim to entertain a thought

You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student.
Friend: Wow, you really think so?
You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice.


MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Write down your twelve favourite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below.

1. Naruto

2. Kyuubi

3. Sakura

4. Shikamaru

5. Kiba

6. Kakashi

7. Sasori

8. Itachi

9. Sasuke

10. Tsunade

11. Gaara

12. Temari

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nope.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Oh yeah he's attractive, I love him.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

It would be a mystery that not even modern science could explain.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Um duh, he's only a main character.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I don’t think Kakashi is interested in a tailed beast or that Kyuubi would even consider it.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

If I had to choose than I would pick Kiba/Sasuke, the other option is mentally scarring me just by picturing it.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Well IF that even did happen I think Sasori might first wonder what the hell Kyuubi was doing out of his host and then be terribly disturbed.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

I’m not into a slash between these two, but here’s one I guess:

Sakura has completed her training, has managed to surpass her mentor and is handed the title of Sannin. How will Tsunade take to realising that the bright and enthusiastic young girl has finally grown into a beautiful, strong and confident woman?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

There probably is one out there, but I have never personally read one.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

That’s a tough one……I actually can’t think of one.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Um……Shikamaru and Naruto………well……

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Not sure.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Doubt it.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

……………………………I don’t know, and I don’t want to find out.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

‘Perfect’ by Simple Plan.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: this story makes no sense, read at own risk.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Tsunade trying to pick up Kyuubi? I can point out everything wrong with that situation.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Weird.

20) How emo is Seven?

Not really emo, more like obsessed with living forever in an emotionless body.

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?

“Back off, he’s my demon!”

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?

I don’t need that image in my mind.

23) What would a One/Two baby look like?

A yellow fox with blue eyes and nine tails.

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?

His love for Akamaru, and his teammates/friends.

25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?

Neither, both choices are beyond strange.

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The Divide by Anjelle reviews
Leading a double life is never easy. With friends in the slums and a family of nobility, Luffy hides his lineage to keep up the guise that he's a resident of Low Town, hoping to one day find a boy from his past and repay him for what he did all those years ago. But Whitebeard, the largest underground power around, is searching for him. And Sabo, his brother, wants to know why.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 286,903 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 1/13/2013 - [Luffy, Ace] [T. Law, Sabo]
Afterimage by litra reviews
Set in the Justice Lord's universe. What if, when Flash was killed it wasn't Wally but Barry who died. Growing up how does Wally react to the Lords takeover, and how does the world react when the Lords are taken out of the picture?
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 152,335 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Wally W./Flash, Roy H./Arsenal/Red Arrow, Zatanna Z., Courtney W./Star-Spangled Kid/Stargirl - Complete
Little Terror by BlackBee reviews
Don't cross Naruto or he'll get you back. And he makes sure the punishment will always fit the crime. Beware as Naruto unleashes his dark side. No pairings. Oneshot collection. Rated T for safety because Naruto gets worse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,258 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto - Complete
Unexpected by MirrorMyThoughts reviews
Smirks barely hid the danger. Implied onesided Pan/Emma.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Emma S., Peter Pan - Complete
sea & storm by onceuponamirror reviews
Collection of various Hook x Emma oneshots/drabbles; mostly (but not all) ones that take place in Neverland, on the search for Henry. Varying degrees of fluff.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,448 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
An Hour Too Late by BladeOfSpirit reviews
Masaomi is late to pick up Mikado from the train station when he first arrives to Ikebukuro. As a result, Izaya makes his move to bring the boy to his side faster than anyone could anticipate. What will happen to Ikebukuro as a result? Rated T for now, rating may go up.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,817 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Mikado R., Izaya O.
Fair's fair by Solara Myles reviews
After the disastrous chunin exams it wasn't Sasuke that left the Hidden Leaf in search of power. Instead, Naruto, in a fit pain and rage after learning that Sasuke got all the credit, again, leaves the village vowing on his Ninja Way to never let Sasuke achieve his dream of killing his older brother. After all Sasuke stole his dream so it was only fair. Start from Konohamaru's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,670 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Shadow Of A Flash by ThatDudeCalledBob reviews
The only thing Naruto hated more than the whispering behind his back was trying to live in his father's shadow. Sometimes, just sometimes, he wondered what life would be like if his father had sealed the Kyuubi instead of the Sandaime. AU. Minato lives. Quiet Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,403 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U.
Betrayal by TheLastGreatStarInHollywood reviews
What happens when Rachel's best friend, Dick, turns his back on her for his new girlfriend? Rachel's life begins falling apart, and someone new is there to pick up the pieces. RedXxRae.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,017 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Raven, Red-X
Harpies and Handgrenades by ParamoreXO reviews
"Suck it up, beautiful. We've dealt with pain far worse than that." Spitfire fluff.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
A Tainted little Secret by Delightfuliza reviews
A mission to a nearby village turned out to be more of a hassle than Haruno Sakura expected. It went well enough until a certain familiar medic suddenly stood in her way. Then she knew that playtime was over. Slight KabuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y. - Complete
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Return of the Demon reviews
Naruto disappeared at the age of 8 but now he has returned to the Leaf village 5 years later and is stronger than anyone thought possible. Watch as he struggles with his past memories and friends as he is place on Team 7. Will his life bloom or crumble? HIATUS, BEING REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 103,777 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Naruto U., Team Seven
A New Life reviews
After Sasuke returned Sakura fell apart. Her life stolen, depressed and alone she deserts Konoha. Along the road she meet a handsome rogue called Kitoko, can he help her blossom into the beautiful ninja she should be?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sakura H.